A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[henrygandorf 29,189]

this was not a live interview. there were takes that were worse than this. 

[4th&Five 41,525]

Isn’t this exactly what he’s being sued for?

[DigglerontheHoof 21,186]

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

this was not a live interview. there were takes that were worse than this. 

That's what's weird about these recorded rants.  Who okays this going out?  I know he doesn't edit and post these himself.  

[Gatorubet 30,211]

3 hours ago, plimon said:

This baby has 4 patties now.

I assume the special sauce now contains statins

[Steamboat1874 4,056]

3 hours ago, plimon said:

This baby has 4 patties now.

One measly piece of cheese ?

Should be one piece on each patty.

Fail !

[Gatorubet 30,211]

3 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

He got up and walked out of the courtroom during opposing counsel’s closing. How the fuck does he not get put in a cell for that?

Mostly because a defendant in a civil trial has no legal obligation to be there.  we tend to only jail people for things where there are laws that permit jailing.   Trump can’t start yelling during the closing.   But leaving to check on his depends is not something against the law.

[High Plains Drifter 11,035]

10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

this was not a live interview. there were takes that were worse than this. 

 

somebody with skillz please edit this so that everytime he says she lies or is a liar, a bell chimes and "+$1,000,000" scrolls up the screen. 

 

 

[Red Five 40,852]

Is he mixing up his cases? I can't even keep track of who he is talking about there.

[henrygandorf 29,189]

15 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That's what's weird about these recorded rants.  Who okays this going out?  I know he doesn't edit and post these himself.  

it offends me as an american, but mostly as a writer.

[gernblansten 3,196]

24 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

this was not a live interview. there were takes that were worse than this. 

What's so funny about these, is he just rambles about with no guardrails or identification of which civil case, criminal case, or person he is chattering about. Then he just randomly throws in the excitable "how can this be happening" or "this is so wrong" or "this doesn't happen to anyone but me" with no actual knowledge of facts or evidence.

Sort of comically, unfortunately, there are some constant posts here randomly exclaiming about Trump's court cases "how can this be happening" or "this is so wrong" or "no else else gets away with this" with no actual knowledge of facts or evidence. I wish those posts could be done in video also. Could be pretty entertaining.  

[Red Five 40,852]

2 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

What's so funny about these, is he just rambles about with no guardrails or identification of which civil case, criminal case, or person he is chattering about. Then he just randomly throws in the excitable "how can this be happening" or "this is so wrong" or "this doesn't happen to anyone but me" with no actual knowledge of facts or evidence.

Sort of comically, unfortunately, there are some constant posts here randomly exclaiming about Trump's court cases "how can this be happening" or "this is so wrong" or "no else else gets away with this" with no actual knowledge of facts or evidence. I wish those posts could be done in video also. Could be pretty entertaining.  

Lots of pronouns. "She did this terrible thing and then she did this other terrible thing. Can you believe it??"

"Um what?"

[gernblansten 3,196]

20 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

it offends me as an american, but mostly as a writer.

It's almost like Seinfeld being offended by the anti-dentite's jokes, but mostly as a comedian. 

[mooseoutfront 3,643]

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

What’s this about a double Big Mac? 

There is a Denali Mac on the menu up here.  A Big Mac made with two Quarterpounder patties.  Solid.

[Js1 85,311]

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Lots of pronouns.

[ohchaucer 1,443]

it offends me as an american, but mostly as a writer.

[RomaVicta 29,905]

49 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Isn’t this exactly what he’s being sued for?

31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is he mixing up his cases? I can't even keep track of who he is talking about there.

20 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Then he just randomly throws in the excitable "how can this be happening" or "this is so wrong" or "this doesn't happen to anyone but me" with no actual knowledge of facts or evidence.

17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Lots of pronouns. "She did this terrible thing and then she did this other terrible thing. Can you believe it??"

"Um what?"

Gonna be hard to pin down whom he is defaming. I almost wonder if this start out as a strategy of the rant and then just went off the rails as he forgot what he was talking about. 

Your honor, my client couldn't have been talking about Ms. Carroll. He never names her and seems to be talking about a woman running for office whom he's never met.

 

 

[yoladu 4,093]

57 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Mostly because a defendant in a civil trial has no legal obligation to be there. 

right, he can do it. You might question how that looks to a jury who is deciding how much money they are going to award the plaintiff.

[Underdog 28,612]

Here to report that the double Big Mac slams and goes hard, ‘twas a bit messy and was given enough shredded lettuce that I felt like I got a side salad as well.  

[tx 3 putt 76,905]

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Here to report that the double Big Mac slams and goes hard, ‘twas a bit messy and was given enough shredded lettuce that I felt like I got a side salad as well.  

im not going to lie, im curious 

[achooloco 1,067]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

this was not a live interview. there were takes that were worse than this. 

I love to shit on trump as much as the next rational normal non-racist American but pretty sure he is referring to himself in that. It is definitely word salad bullshit told by a crappy storyteller but it makes sense in a mental breakdown sort of way. 

his karma is taking way too long. I want him to suffer for his treason and harm caused to our country but would prefer him to at least be aware of his guilt and not completely senile. A Jaime Lannister sends his regards moment of recognition if you will…

Edited January 26 by achooloco

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14 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Here to report that the double Big Mac slams and goes hard, ‘twas a bit messy and was given enough shredded lettuce that I felt like I got a side salad as well.  

Refuse to believe this. McNuggets are ok. Breakfast is great. Every sandwich on the menu, however, tastes like it's coated in a chemicals.

[Underdog 28,612]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

im not going to lie, im curious 

I wouldn’t make a special trip and it’s not worth the $15 bucks I paid for the meal but I passed a McDs and made a U turn, caused a few car accidents and strolled on in.  

[Underdog 28,612]

7 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Refuse to believe this. McNuggets are ok. Breakfast is great. Every sandwich on the menu, however, tastes like it's coated in a chemicals.

Maybe take it out of the box first before you start eating it. 

[henrygandorf 29,189]

11 minutes ago, achooloco said:

It is definitely word salad bullshit told by a crappy storyteller but it makes sense in a mental breakdown sort of way. 

"you have somebody running for office, you have a woman that's financed, and lied about it, she totally lied about it, by democrat operatives like, just about the biggest one there is.  and she said that wasn't true.  they found that she lied about it."

yep, totally makes sense.  again, this was written and probably rehearsed, and this was the best take.

[Red Five 40,852]

12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I wouldn’t make a special trip and it’s not worth the $15 bucks I paid for the meal but I passed a McDs and made a U turn, caused a few car accidents and strolled on in.  

$15? How many burgers do they give you?

I've never had a Big Mac in my life. 

[Red Five 40,852]

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

"you have somebody running for office, you have a woman that's financed, and lied about it, she totally lied about it, by democrat operatives like, just about the biggest one there is.  and she said that wasn't true.  they found that she lied about it."

yep, totally makes sense.  again, this was written and probably rehearsed, and this was the best take.

A woman, she, the biggest one there is, she, they. Thanks Dotard. 

[Radical Larry 28,584]

He got up and walked out of the courtroom during opposing counsel’s closing. How the fuck does he not get put in a cell for that?

If Biggie Smells cleared out, they were likely okay with it.

[achooloco 1,067]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

"you have somebody running for office, you have a woman that's financed, and lied about it, she totally lied about it, by democrat operatives like, just about the biggest one there is.  and she said that wasn't true.  they found that she lied about it."

yep, totally makes sense.  again, this was written and probably rehearsed, and this was the best take.

Oh I agree, but his dumb brain jumped from never met her to political witch hunt to he is running for office then back to her being a dem plant. If it was an English paper it’d be a D- and the teacher would have to never drink before grading his papers (but get heavily inebriated after).  My point is the tweet is wrong b/c he didn’t say she was running for office, it was simply a self reference.

Now it is clear in the speech he is definitely losing it, just saying that it isn’t exactly for the way claimed.  

Edited January 26 by achooloco

[henrygandorf 29,189]

5 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Oh I agree, but his dumb brain jumped from never met her to political witch to he is running for office then back to her being a dem plant. If it was an English paper it’d be a D- and the teacher would have to never drink before grading his papers (but get heavily inebriated after).  My point is the tweet is wrong b/c he didn’t say she was running for office, it was simply a self reference.

Now it is clear in the speech he is definitely losing it, just saying that it isn’t exactly for the way claimed.  

oh, yes.  i agree the caption on the tweet is incorrect.  it could've just been posted without comment.

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

$15? How many burgers do they give you?

I've never had a Big Mac in my life. 

You can't fool us Don

 

[Jive Turkey 12,594]

some reporter needs to ask Trump his thoughts on what his good friend Vince McMahon is going through with the sex trafficking allegations.

"Who?"

"Vince McMahon."

"I don't know him."

"Well, if you look on my phone, here are a number of pictures of you with him, including several when you appeared at WWE events, and another in the Oval Office after you named his wife to your Cabinet as Administrator of the SBA."

[DigglerontheHoof 21,186]

If pictures w/ Epstein don't move the needle...

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

jfc that guy is worth almost $3B. god this country sucks

[tx 3 putt 76,905]

19 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If pictures w/ Epstein don't move the needle...

fake pics !

Edited January 26 by tx 3 putt

[Stringer 1,438]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That's what's weird about these recorded rants.  Who okays this going out?  I know he doesn't edit and post these himself.  

Of course he doesn't. That would take actual, you know, work.  Something he has never done.

[RomaVicta 29,905]

Thought I was going to kill any notion of eating a Double Big Mac by posting nutritional info, but:

 

Actually not too bad. I ate a million of them at the Dobie Mall McDonald's a million years ago. I have no desire to repeat the experience. I think it appealed to my sweet tooth more than anything.

[HRSchenker 2,268]

$65 million in punitive damages. Holy shit.

[RomaVicta 29,905]

Exellent. Listen to the pig squeal!

[Goofyboy 3,278]

I saw $83.3 million in total.

7.3MM for the statements he made when he was president
11MM in compensatory damages

[TexasEd 8,066]

10 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You know this simulation guarantees he'll live to be 100.

As long as it's like Col Ludlow at the end of Legends of the fall where he's stuck in a wheelchair shitting his pants from a stroke and can't talk.

 

[4th&Five 41,525]

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Thought I was going to kill any notion of eating a Double Big Mac by posting nutritional info, but:

 

Actually not too bad. I ate a million of them at the Dobie Mall McDonald's a million years ago. I have no desire to repeat the experience. I think it appealed to my sweet tooth more than anything.

Look at all that salt! How is this fat fuck still getting blood to his heart?

[RomaVicta 29,905]

11 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You know this simulation guarantees he'll live to be 100.

Jean Carroll looks pretty healthy. Maybe during trial number 25 ,when their both way into their 90s, the judgment against Raper Trump will be all that he has left. They'll turn him upside down and shake all the money out of stinking pockets.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

17 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Jean Carroll looks pretty healthy. Maybe during trial number 25 ,when their both way into their 90s, the judgment against Raper Trump will be all that he has left. They'll turn him upside down and shake all the money out of stinking pockets.

that's also how you empty out an adult diaper, so be careful

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,581]

Here to report Trump's a bulbous pustoul of shit.

Drink. It. Up. 

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

How can you eat McDonalds and not be physically ill with 2 bites left?

[tx 3 putt 76,905]

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

How can you eat McDonalds and not be physically ill with 2 bites left?

 

[Willfully Horn 8,008]

11 hours ago, mooseoutfront said:

There is a Denali Mac on the menu up here.  A Big Mac made with two Quarterpounder patties.  Solid.

My brother sent me this link. Off menu fast food options, available at locations that are willing to cater for the business. The double patty Big Mac is said to be an Australian standard menu option.

 

https://hackthemenu.com/

Edited January 27 by Willfully Horn

[WhatTheBuck 28,776]

Just order a Big Mac made with Quarter Pounder patties. 

[Walser 1,109]

Jean Carroll looks pretty healthy. Maybe during trial number 25 ,when their both way into their 90s, the judgment against Raper Trump will be all that he has left. They'll turn him upside down and shake all the money out of stinking pockets.

*there

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

22 hours ago, plimon said:

This baby has 4 patties now.

I remember having double BM's back in the 1990's.  Did they take them away or something?