A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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It’s funny because Abbott was a judge. 

[Gil Bang 25,956]

I think I've told this here before, but...

The GF is divorced, but stayed close to her ex-husband's cousin (who lives nearby).  I like her.    Her parents recently died, but her dad was super cool.  He was a lifelong New Yorker.  Princeton grad, the whole thing.   Belonged to the Westchester Country Club for decades.  When they got to the age that they needed help, they moved here to be close to the daughter. 

Anyway, we are having lunch with all of them, and Trump is mentioned.  GF says "Uncle Arthur, did you ever have any dealings with Trump?"

Arthur frowns and says "I was only around him as it relates to golf, and he's a damn cheater".  

He goes on to tell the story of good friend of his playing a round with Trump and a couple of other guys.  Trump tees off, and they all watch his ball go into the trees.   They are all looking for the ball.  Arthur's friend finally spots a ball...bends down and sure enough, the ball has a Trump logo. Right at that moment, he hears Trump yelling "found it" from the fairway.

Edited March 25 by Gil Bang

[miguelito 11,266]

That was in Goldfinger.

[Pato del Muerto 52,497]

Aural gold is trump’s style hero. 

[Js1 85,332]

27 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I think I've told this here before, but...

The GF is divorced, but stayed close to her ex-husband's cousin (who lives nearby).  I like her.    Her parents recently died, but her dad was super cool.  He was a lifelong New Yorker.  Princeton grad, the whole thing.   Belonged to the Westchester Country Club for decades.  When they got to the age that they needed help, they moved here to be close to the daughter. 

Anyway, we are having lunch with all of them, and Trump is mentioned.  GF says "Uncle Arthur, did you ever have any dealings with Trump?"

Arthur frowns and says "I was only around him as it relates to golf, and he's a damn cheater".  

He goes on to tell the story of good friend of his playing a round with Trump and a couple of other guys.  Trump tees off, and they all watch his ball go into the trees.   They are all looking for the ball.  Arthur's friend finally spots a ball...bends down and sure enough, the ball has a Trump logo. Right at that moment, he hears Trump yelling "found it" from the fairway.

[Blotto 23,501]

"Uh, there are no other balls" should be the new GQP party motto

[dcbc 14,483]

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

6 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Biden should have a "Trump Campaign" ad. Trump golfs seemingly every day. Get footage of it. Show Monday (golf), Tuesday (golf), Wednesday (golf), Thursday (golf), Friday (say the craziest shit imaginable at a rally while sweating), Saturday (golf), Sunday (golf).

"You sure running the country won't interfere with your golf game, Donald?"

Insert some clips of him criticizing Obama for golfing and promising he’d be too busy to play golf. Then point out that he spent about 1/4 of his presidency at his private golf resorts spending WAY more time on the course than Obama ever did.

 

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Insert some clips of him criticizing Obama for golfing and promising he’d be too busy to play golf. Then point out that he spent about 1/4 of his presidency at his private golf resorts spending WAY more time on the course than Obama ever did.

 

So what the hell does Bidden do to relax? Serious question.  I mean I seen him on a bike etc. As far as I know, he just works out and goes back to work.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

5 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

So what the hell does Bidden do to relax? Serious question.  I mean I seen him on a bike etc. As far as I know, he just works out and goes back to work.

fucker is 80. he doesn't have time to relax. he's too busy fixing shit the GQP broke

[Js1 85,332]

27 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

So what the hell does Bidden do to relax? Serious question.  I mean I seen him on a bike etc. As far as I know, he just works out and goes back to work.

Bikes, eats ice cream, hangs with family in Delaware. 

[Goredho 17,405]

19 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

That is definitely the image of someone who was better off 4 years ago.

[4th&Five 41,544]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Bikes, eats ice cream, hangs with family in Delaware. 

Fucks Dr. Jill.

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Bikes, eats ice cream, hangs with family in Delaware. 

From a 2020 article. Paraphrased:

Motorcycle jumping, skiing, gear head. Apparently still owns a Corvette his dad gave him as a wedding gift.

I guess he can pick back up on those after 2nd term is done 

[Js1 85,332]

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

From a 2020 article. Paraphrased:

Motorcycle jumping, skiing, gear head. Apparently still owns a Corvette his dad gave him as a wedding gift.

I guess he can pick back up on those after 2nd term is done 

I assume that 'vette is back at the Biden home in Delaware and he plays with it on the weekends when he's back there

[BevoAbyss 2,059]

I don't mind seeing a US President styling in a '67 Corvette convertible. Pretty damn cool in my opinion.

I would bet a lot of Surly posters would dig having that car to cruise around in ...

 

[4th&Five 41,544]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Bikes, eats ice cream, hangs with family in Delaware. 

Drives his Vette, shags Jill.

[Brisketexan 105,135]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Drives his Vette, shags Jill.

L-I-V-I-N.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Insert some clips of him criticizing Obama for golfing and promising he’d be too busy to play golf. Then point out that he spent about 1/4 of his presidency at his private golf resorts spending WAY more time on the course than Obama ever did.

 

Yea, but see...Trump is a bidness man, and everybody knows bidness men do bidness on the golf course. Especially big, rich bidness men like Trump. Signed: Some guy that makes $18/hr and has $900 in his checking account. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Yea, but see...Trump is a bidness man, and everybody knows bidness men do bidness on the golf course. Especially big, rich bidness men like Trump. Signed: Some guy that makes $18/hr and has $900 in his checking account. 

That and black men don’t belong on the golf course. 

[Dnaguy 11,962]

20 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Is....is that a mannequin?

 

 

 

 

 

Name this duo.

Only wrong answers.

I'll start....

Crooks and Over-done

[Dnaguy 11,962]

Also, Fatman and Clayface.

[Blotto 23,501]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That and black men don’t belong on the golf course. 

[Horn Dog 9,854]

2 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

From a 2020 article. Paraphrased:

Motorcycle jumping, skiing, gear head. Apparently still owns a Corvette his dad gave him as a wedding gift.

I guess he can pick back up on those after 2nd term is done 

Wait, his dad gave him a Vette?? 
 

BREAKING NEWS ON FOX…BIDEN ADMITS TO ACCEPTING GIFTS THROUGH FAMILY MEMBERS.  IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS TO BEGIN NEXT WEEK PER GYM.

[Born to Run 6,569]

Drives his Vette, shags Jill.

The Vette gets em wet.

[tx 3 putt 76,952]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

pathetic

[Gil Bang 25,956]

Kramer was champion of his dojo.

[Horn Dog 9,854]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

This reminds me of the “award” my household bestowed onto me 15yrs ago.

 

I am number fuckin’ ONE!!

Edited March 25 by Horn Dog

[C-Man 27,225]

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Nicklaus's politics absolutely suck -- fuck that guy.

Edited March 25 by C-Man

[atomheartbevo 89,661]

7 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

This reminds me of the “award” my household bestowed onto me 15yrs ago.

 

I am number fuckin’ ONE!!

That trophy should have been mine, but DNA tests weren’t as big 15 years ago.

[tx 3 putt 76,952]

31 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Nicklaus's politics absolutely suck -- fuck that guy.

all of this

I always thought he was a douche, i was right all along 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

11 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Not sure. I know you're only allowed 14 clubs in your bag. So, you may have to take a wedge or your two iron out of your bag.

Definitely drop the two iron.  Only thing they're good for is raking out lost balls from under thick brush prone to having snakes in them.

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

He's an 84 year old white guy from Ohio who played golf back when it was pretty much lilly white except for Lee and a few others.  What the hell did you guys expect?

[jw4381 3,073]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

You win.

[Horn Dogg 3,897]

6 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

I don't mind seeing a US President styling in a '67 Corvette convertible. Pretty damn cool in my opinion.

I would bet a lot of Surly posters would dig having that car to cruise around in ...

 

Paint it burnt Orange and put some horns on the front!

[speed817 19,270]

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

This reminds me of the “award” my household bestowed onto me 15yrs ago.

 

I am number fuckin’ ONE!!

You think you're better than me!?!?

[Gil Bang 25,956]

 

[Thrawn 538]

That has to be a doctored video, right? I know he isn’t anywhere near as good as he claims. However, that was an absolutely horrible shot. 

[Dahobbs 17,534]

5 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

That has to be a doctored video, right? I know he isn’t anywhere near as good as he claims. However, that was an absolutely horrible shot. 

He looked the way the ball went after hitting it. I think that is legit. 

[Smax 3,800]

10 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

That has to be a doctored video, right? I know he isn’t anywhere near as good as he claims. However, that was an absolutely horrible shot. 

 

20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

I think this is a few years old? he looks "slimmer" in this then all of his recent photos and videos

 

[F250 28,774]

[4th&Five 41,544]

If he was actually good at golf we’d know. Newsmax and Fox would be invited to film every round. 

[Bookman 4,639]

Trump needs to play a lot of golf. His swing requires a lot of perfect timing, and he will lose his swing quickly if he doesn't play often. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

If he was actually good at golf we’d know. Newsmax and Fox would be invited to film every round. 

If he was actually a good student, he’d let us see his college transcripts. 

[DDD Dad 14,339]

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nicklaus's politics absolutely suck -- fuck that guy.

 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

all of this

I always thought he was a douche, i was right all along 

 

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

He's an 84 year old white guy from Ohio who played golf back when it was pretty much lilly white except for Lee and a few others.  What the hell did you guys expect?

 

[Blotto 23,501]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

If he was actually good at golf we’d know. Newsmax and Fox would be invited to film every round. 

The local school boards would require every student to spend one hour a day watching Trump highlights from the golf course. You know that fat orange fuck probably averages at least 15 strokes gained from the foot wedge alone every round. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

“Donald Trump has a billion dollars the same way that Patrick Stewart has a spaceship.”

- Stephen Colbert 

[C-Man 27,225]