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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The DJT stock isn't actually falling apart, it's moving towards it's actual valuation which is just very low.

I'm surprised that Truth Social hasn't announced that it's moving to be an AI company. I guess that is next week's press release.

Well if a negative number is 'very low' then I completely agree with you.

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I actually liked TNN at the time, or at least some of the hosts….

Get some crook and chase, get some church, get some tractor pulls, get some grand ole opry at the ryman. 

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Get some crook and chase, get some church, get some tractor pulls, get some grand ole opry at the ryman. 

Lorianne Crook Earned a degree in Russian and Chinese languages from Vanderbilt, which I always found interesting.

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So those are the lanes of the bowling alley? You either 1) pour every penny you have into this one stock, or 2) you’re poor. That’s it. Those are your options in life.

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6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh, and today's press announcement is helping to crater the price:  coming soon, streaming TV.  Honestly smells like an attempt to boost the price, but looks like it has failed:

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/16/trump-media-shares-fall-7percent-after-saying-truth-social-to-launch-tv-streaming-platform.html

 

 

 

 

And because other broadcasters are just too fucking woke:

 

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“The streaming content is expected to focus on live TV including news networks, religious channels, family-friendly content including films and documentaries; and other content that has been cancelled, is at risk of cancellation, or is being suppressed on other platforms and services,” Trump Media said in its release.

CEO Devin Nunes in a prepared statement said, “We’re excited to move forward with the next big phase for Truth Social.”

“With our streaming content, we aim to provide a permanent home for high-quality news and entertainment that face discrimination by other channels and content delivery service,” Nunes said. “There is a lot of great content that simply can’t find an audience for unjust reasons, and we want to let these creators know they’ll soon have a guaranteed platform where they won’t be cancelled.”

 

Lol, perfect place for a pillow salesman.

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They're so close to promising investors that the stock will double in price in just "TWO WEEKS."  Which of course is 100% illegal.  C'mon Nunes, c'mon Lindell.  Say it out loud on national TV.  Say it.  You know you wanna say it.  Inducing others to buy a stock to prop up your price on information you know to be false.  SAY IT, TWO WEEKS, DOUBLE YOUR MONEY IN TWO WEEKS!  

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I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.*

Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own.

*Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor

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15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

They're so close to promising investors that the stock will double in price in just "TWO WEEKS."  Which of course is 100% illegal.  C'mon Nunes, c'mon Lindell.  Say it out loud on national TV.  Say it.  You know you wanna say it.  Inducing others to buy a stock to prop up your price on information you know to be false.  SAY IT, TWO WEEKS, DOUBLE YOUR MONEY IN TWO WEEKS!  

This guy would never much such batshit claims….

 

 

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On 4/15/2024 at 9:27 AM, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Isn't that a dog hole there on the right... WTF!!!!!

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I watched that again recently.  "DOG HOLE" was so damn funny

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9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

SOON

Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, I may have sent something.

Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?

Actually, I’m really very…

The name of the company, Truth Social. It is a cutting edge social media firm out of the Southeast awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of bullshit generators that have both huge civil discord and sedition applications now. Right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!

Cut to image of truth social vacant office

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Trump Media shares fell by more than 10% on Tuesday morning after the company announced its Truth Social platform is moving to launch a live TV streaming platform.

 

The company said it will roll out streaming content in three phases, the first of which will introduce Truth Social’s content delivery network for streaming live TV to the app for Android, iOS and web.

Phase two will release stand-alone Truth Social streaming apps for phones, tablets and other devices, while phase three will release such apps for home television, Trump Media said.

Lol. Revenue likely stays at $4M.

Expenses will probably balloon with production infrastructure and personnel for their TV streaming platform.

Net loss will likely be in the 10 digit realm in 2024 Q2 reporting.

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

SOON

Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, I may have sent something.

Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?

Actually, I’m really very…

The name of the company, Truth Social. It is a cutting edge social media firm out of the Southeast awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of bullshit generators that have both huge civil discord and sedition applications now. Right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!

John, I ask you not to judge me on my winners.  But rather my losers, because I have so few.  Namely, Eric, Junior, Jared, and the tall goofy one.  

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.*

Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own.

*Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor

This is way too charitable. I admire your faith in your fellow man.

As for me, it's gonna be four Grittys out of a possible five.

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24 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

This is way too charitable. I admire your faith in your fellow man.

As for me, it's gonna be four Grittys out of a possible five.

Faith? Naw. I lived it.

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This guy would never much such batshit claims….
 
 

What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with these people? What the fuck is he even talking about? Bringing back COVID? I hate the stupidity of this timeline. I really, really, really do.
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John, I ask you not to judge me on my winners.  But rather my losers, because I have so few.  Namely, Eric, Junior, Jared, and the tall goofy one.  
"How dare you comment on his children!!!"
- Republicans who mocked Chelsea's awkward teenage years relentlessly.
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20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with these people? What the fuck is he even talking about? Bringing back COVID? I hate the stupidity of this timeline. I really, really, really do.

If COVID does get back together, I hope they do some of the old classics like "Work in Your Underwear", "Stream Shows for 12 Hours a Day", "Cook with Family", "Don't Have to Listen to People Talk" & "Fucking Bleach?  Trump's a Moron." 

Instead they'll play their new stuff like "I Still Can't Smell", "Where are my Pants?", and "It Hurts to Fart"  

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17 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The DJT stock isn't actually falling apart, it's moving towards it's actual valuation which is just very low.

I'm surprised that Truth Social hasn't announced that it's moving to be an AI company. I guess that is next week's press release.

They’re be something absolutely hilarious and dark about MAGA AI. 
Sky Net meets idiocracy. 

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What a sad and pathetic man. He probably needs a pick me up because he’s down in the dumps while in court. So Trump has one of his sycophants go on Fox News and say nice things about him so he’ll feel better. And the cult has no shortage of people who will do it. 

 

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31 minutes ago, dcbc said:

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Well it's a long day, sitting in the courtroom,

There's a drool stain, running down his tie.

And he's a bad boy, because he paid off a porn star,

He's a bad boy, cause his Truth stock is a lie.

 

Sing that chorus with me!  Everybody!

 

And it's FREE!  FREE FALLIN"!

 

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Thanks to the wonders of AI music technology, I can make this into a song in minutes!  I added a little to it, but you get the idea. Have a listen!

https://suno.com/song/b6f6f2e1-cc55-4227-b94f-57a99b87ab64

 

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16 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.*

Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own.

*Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

We’re back baby!

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

What a sad and pathetic man. He probably needs a pick me up because he’s down in the dumps while in court. So Trump has one of his sycophants go on Fox News and say nice things about him so he’ll feel better. And the cult has no shortage of people who will do it. 

 

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I present to you, clothes-horse Donald Trump:

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And we all want to wear gold lady watches:

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