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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  That is 100% a dude who cries in the dark as he guiltily jerks off to gay porn.  Sad.  Just be who you are, NowThis.

*I* wasn't the one crying, and you know you're not getting invited back to movie night, right?

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He would curl up in a ball and cry like a baby if he had to deal with the shit that Gen X did.  Us Gen Xers, when we were 11 or 12, we knew exactly how many 11 or 12 year-olds were needed to take down a healthy male hitchhiker between the ages of 18-25 and then dispose of the body.

Dude, we were ready to fight Commie Cuban Invaders and knew which gangs to fight in 1980s New York City.

Can you dig it?

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HOLY SHITE WE CAN EMBED INSTA NOW. COOOL BEANS.  I'M FUCKED UP IN DRPPING SPRINGS. WHICK BTTON DO I PUSH NEXT.  POSTING IS HARD.

I'M NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, FUCKHEADS.  I'M DRUNK

 

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On 5/8/2024 at 10:18 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Yea Right GIF

Ted also didn’t dispute Stormy’s claim that she had sex with Trump, basically saying it wasn’t news and nobody thinks Trump has led a celibate life. Way to support the orange turd’s case, Ted. 

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7 hours ago, CTC2 said:

 

He can’t remember his son’s age! He has dementia!

(Hint, Donny, he’s just a few months older than your covered-up affair with a porn star and about as old as your covered-up affair with a Playboy Playmate, a couple of extramarital affairs you’ve been frequently reminded about lately.)

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13 hours ago, brown water said:

DJT. Barron, can you help me out and get on your knees when we’re together?
Barron. Is this what Ivanka was talking about?

I shot a deer in the head, skinned and quartered it at age 12.

GIF by SundanceTV

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21 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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“Baron…. Steve Bannon keeps saying “Hodor.”  He was traumatized when the whores got a look at him and left his hotel room as he tried to block them.   “Whore door…”

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Fucking A, I’m dying.

I love at the end his adorable frustration with "integrity of THE VOTE," like he could decide whether to put the emphasis on "the" or "vote."

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You know, I never really paused enough to realize how weird is must be when Trump asks the daughter he sexually molested if is "Defiled" is a better word than "Defied"?  

But yeah, just typical Lobo "we're living in a simulation" redundancy.  I mean that's a thing, to be sure.  But watch that clip with Ivanka's commentary and tell me with a straight face that any of this is real.  

 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Fucking A, I’m dying.

I love at the end his adorable frustration with "integrity of THE VOTE," like he could decide whether to put the emphasis on "the" or "vote."

Well it sure wasn’t going to be integrity…

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10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I shot a deer in the head, skinned and quartered it at age 12.

GIF by SundanceTV

I pulled the heart out of a deer carcass at age 9.  And I don't hunt.  

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12 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

We are a nation where 40% has the maturity level of junior high.  

i've been watching videos (via YT algos) talking to young kids who like trump. I really dialed in interested. reasons are

- he is strong. he lies, but he is strong

- he isn't afraid to tell people off / he isn't afraid to backdown

- he stands up for what i believe in

you are just getting conned kid(s) 

anyway. I made it to saturday and so can you friends

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14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

TF is a forecaddie? Is it like being on special teams?

caddy/looper/jock

On higher end courses, they have a caddy work out in front of your group to spot your shots.  In theory in cuts down on round times (no one looking for lost balls).  I've only ever played on one course like that, we each had a caddy and a forecaddy; worst game of putt putt in my life.  

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38 minutes ago, staboner said:

i've been watching videos (via YT algos) talking to young kids who like trump. I really dialed in interested. reasons are

- he is strong. he lies, but he is strong

- he isn't afraid to tell people off / he isn't afraid to backdown

- he stands up for what i believe in

you are just getting conned kid(s) 

anyway. I made it to saturday and so can you friends

So, you're saying that shitty kids are just like shitty adults?

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Trump is such a fucking moron. He used to boast about Operation Warp Speed and how he was responsible for bringing out Covid vaccines in record time. But his lies and mixed messages during the pandemic resulted in his base becoming a bunch of dumb anti-vaxxers. So they booed him at his rally when he brought up the vaccine and now he’s forced to court the anti-vaxxer vote. Stupid sonofabitch.

The truth, of course, is that any president would’ve dumped a lot of money into getting vaccines released and Trump bungled so many other things that exacerbated the crisis, like throwing out the pandemic response playbook, dismantling the White House pandemic response team, pulling scientists out of China, detaching from the WHO, etc. But that was one little thing that he could legitimately take some credit for and he tossed it away. (Let’s not forget that he got his vaccination in secret and didn’t publicize it.)

I got the Pfizer vaccine and they got no money from Trump, they produced their vaccine all on their own, so fuck him anyway.

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump bungled so many other things that exacerbated the crisis, like throwing out the pandemic response playbook, dismantling the White House pandemic response team, pulling scientists out of China, detaching from the WHO, etc

And this has all been memory-holed by a fuck ton of people. Maddening. 



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