A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Biff Tannen 45,750]

31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Wait, hold on. I somehow missed this. Trump says BIDEN lies about golf?

Also, does Biden even play golf? Or talk about it?

Every accusation is a confession.  No matter how dumb it is.

[Red Five 40,898]

"And Biden really wants to fuck his daughter! And also, Biden's daughter's name is Ivanka and she has big tits!"

Might as well at this point.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,528]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Wait, hold on. I somehow missed this. Trump says BIDEN lies about golf?

Also, does Biden even play golf? Or talk about it?

30 second mark from outside the trial this week.

 

[C-Man 27,285]

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Wait, hold on. I somehow missed this. Trump says BIDEN lies about golf?

Also, does Biden even play golf? Or talk about it?

Biden is a member of a golf course called Fieldstone in Delaware.  One of my clients is also a member and can’t stand Biden.  Nothing to do with golf but my client is a big Republican and Fox News watcher sadly so he thinks the country is falling apart because of Biden even thought he is worth 100 million dollars and life is pretty good for him.  I should probably take this to the golf thread but I played Fieldstone a few years ago with my client and it is a beautiful course.  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,509]

Frank D'Angelo on Twitter is a good follow. To wit:


"It's absolutely unfathomable & beyond "normal" human comprehension that this delusional treasonous pathological liar FUCKING moron conman rancid fishlips grossly incompetent impeached twice a multitude of indictments & counting ASSHOLE insurrectionist!! is running for President of the United States of America?? Shame on the Republican Party for being complicit in Trump's madness & voracious appetite for corruption & criminality! Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner posing as fake advisers to the illicit, fraudulent, disgraceful, disgusting, despicable, diabolical cluster fuck of the Trump presidency were complicit with Trump in pillaging billions of dollars selling access to the White house & Presidential favors! WTF is the investigation? Comer Pyle??? Trump was maliciously premeditated in stealing highly classified documents with the intention to profit from them! putting the United States of America & the world in serious grave peril! This despicable evil psychotic sociopathic narcissistic obtuse feckless fucking moron! tried to sabotage & overturn the election results, creating a catastrophic bloody dangerous treasonous January 6th insurrection. The Trump-45 virus is a clear & present danger to the United States of America & the world. America urgently needs to lock up this extremely dangerous career criminal now! Nixon was a president who became a criminal! Trump is a criminal who became a president!"

 

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36 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Frank D'Angelo on Twitter is a good follow. To wit:


"It's absolutely unfathomable & beyond "normal" human comprehension that this delusional treasonous pathological liar FUCKING moron conman rancid fishlips grossly incompetent impeached twice a multitude of indictments & counting ASSHOLE insurrectionist!! is running for President of the United States of America?? Shame on the Republican Party for being complicit in Trump's madness & voracious appetite for corruption & criminality! Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner posing as fake advisers to the illicit, fraudulent, disgraceful, disgusting, despicable, diabolical cluster fuck of the Trump presidency were complicit with Trump in pillaging billions of dollars selling access to the White house & Presidential favors! WTF is the investigation? Comer Pyle??? Trump was maliciously premeditated in stealing highly classified documents with the intention to profit from them! putting the United States of America & the world in serious grave peril! This despicable evil psychotic sociopathic narcissistic obtuse feckless fucking moron! tried to sabotage & overturn the election results, creating a catastrophic bloody dangerous treasonous January 6th insurrection. The Trump-45 virus is a clear & present danger to the United States of America & the world. America urgently needs to lock up this extremely dangerous career criminal now! Nixon was a president who became a criminal! Trump is a criminal who became a president!"

 

Amen.

[Ten Bears 2,483]

What's ol Frank's handle here?

[Homercles 10,206]

Wow don’t dox Brisket like that

[Slacks 6,870]

I am convinced Trump is a really trying to destroy the Republican party for his own benefit. 

Prove me wrong

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29 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I am convinced Trump is a really trying to destroy the Republican party for his own benefit. 

Prove me wrong

It’s run by his family, just like Trump Org.  It’s easy money.

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Frank D'Angelo on Twitter is a good follow. To wit:


"It's absolutely unfathomable & beyond "normal" human comprehension that this delusional treasonous pathological liar FUCKING moron conman rancid fishlips grossly incompetent impeached twice a multitude of indictments & counting ASSHOLE insurrectionist!! is running for President of the United States of America?? Shame on the Republican Party for being complicit in Trump's madness & voracious appetite for corruption & criminality! Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner posing as fake advisers to the illicit, fraudulent, disgraceful, disgusting, despicable, diabolical cluster fuck of the Trump presidency were complicit with Trump in pillaging billions of dollars selling access to the White house & Presidential favors! WTF is the investigation? Comer Pyle??? Trump was maliciously premeditated in stealing highly classified documents with the intention to profit from them! putting the United States of America & the world in serious grave peril! This despicable evil psychotic sociopathic narcissistic obtuse feckless fucking moron! tried to sabotage & overturn the election results, creating a catastrophic bloody dangerous treasonous January 6th insurrection. The Trump-45 virus is a clear & present danger to the United States of America & the world. America urgently needs to lock up this extremely dangerous career criminal now! Nixon was a president who became a criminal! Trump is a criminal who became a president!"

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,509]

40 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I am convinced Trump is a really trying to destroy the Republican party for his own benefit. 

Prove me wrong

I don't think he wants to destroy the Republican party. He simply doesn't care one way or another as long as he's a free man and can live like a rich asshole.  However, how much concerted effort would it take to start a deep state Q-anon rumor that Trump is a manchurian candidate hired by Soros to make Republicans forget true conservative values like small government and also making Republicans look ridiculous by forcing them to embrace a man who cheated on his wives, cheated on his taxes, cheated on his contractors, cheated on his Trump U students, cheated on his charities etc... i.e. everything the Republican party DOESN'T stand for? 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,509]

 

 

 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

one of the cuntiest moves in all of history.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,358]

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

one of the cuntiest moves in all of history.

Actually it may be the one moment in her life when she has been unflinchingly honest. She revealed who she is on a global stage and never gave a shit about what anyone thought about that overt statement. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

statement stands

[Red Five 40,898]

4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Actually it may be the one moment in her life when she has been unflinchingly honest. She revealed who she is on a global stage and never gave a shit about what anyone thought about that overt statement. 

Well if I'm remembering correctly, she of course first lied about it. "Oh, this old thing? No, I meant nothing by it...."

[WhatTheBuck 28,806]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Pose for naked photos with other women. Teach your daughters to do that. I’d approve of that. 

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In Cabaret, the musical numbers happen on stage at the Cabaret bar. There is nothing unnatural as you describe from other musicals. That may not be enough to draw you, but I thought you should know.

Cabaret is well worth the watch.

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I don't think he wants to destroy the Republican party. He simply doesn't care one way or another as long as he's a free man and can live like a rich asshole.  However, how much concerted effort would it take to start a deep state Q-anon rumor that Trump is a manchurian candidate hired by Soros to make Republicans forget true conservative values like small government and also making Republicans look ridiculous by forcing them to embrace a man who cheated on his wives, cheated on his taxes, cheated on his contractors, cheated on his Trump U students, cheated on his charities etc... i.e. everything the Republican party DOESN'T stand for? 

Been telling MAGAts since 2020 that Soros hired him to destroy the Party.

Lately I throw in when he was rushed to Walter Reed it was so the Deep State Drs. Could reboot and do a software upgrade to the chip they had installed.

Should they question me I tell them I read it on The Internet and they should do their OWN research.

[Bullneck 19,215]

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

Did he say "his skin was frosted by the dew?"  

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On 5/9/2024 at 10:06 AM, TexasHooch said:

 

This guy has a very punchable face.  Just wish I could get in a jab before his bro' punches him out.

[Willfully Horn 8,055]

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Pose for naked photos with other women. Teach your daughters to do that. I’d approve of that. 

If I learned my daughters chose to share their intimacy with the whole world, it would sadden me.

[WhatTheBuck 28,806]

5 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

If I learned my daughters chose to share their intimacy with the whole world, it would sadden me.

You probably also aren’t under the impression that Melania Trump should be respected, admired, or emulated in any other way. 

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On 5/11/2024 at 2:21 PM, Brandywine said:

Shameful. Wait, didn’t Reagan wear a tan suit?

It's not the color of the suit that's the problem.  

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Spitting image ….

 

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On 5/17/2024 at 9:57 AM, Longhornfan1024 said:

It's not the color of the suit that's the problem.  

Can confirm. Grey is also unacceptable.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,939]

NRA guys getting restless.

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C’mon massive coronary

[YGIFS 19,452]

Meh, he's probably just sleeping as he is wont to do at this hour.  Or making very perfect phone calls.  

But then again, how awesome would the simulation be if yet another President was being rushed to Parkland Hospital right now?  

My god, I should get on craiglist to get some drugs lined up, just in case.  

[bolverk 29,729]

Out of curiosity, I checked to see his airplane's registration number (N757AF) to see how late he's going to be, but none of the flight tracking sites publish his info. 

It wasn't a fruitless effort since I found this little blurb from just three days ago.

Quote

 

FAA Investigating Donald Trump’s 2nd Boeing 757 Wing Clip Incident

The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating a wing-clip incident at West Palm Beach International Airport which occurred on May 12, involving former president Donald Trump’s BoeingBoeing 0.0% 757.

“A privately owned Boeing 757 landed safely at West Palm Beach International Airport around 1:20 a.m. local time on Sunday, May 12,” the FAA stated.

At the request of Donald Trump, details of his private fights are not published by flight tracking sites. However, the Aviation Safety Foundation’s incident record shows the flight took off from Atlantic City International Airport in New Jersey.

“While taxiing, its winglet contacted a parked and unoccupied corporate jet,” the FAA stated. “The incident occurred in an area of the airport where the FAA does not direct aircraft. The FAA is investigating.”

The aircraft involved is N757AF, registered to DJT Operations I LLC, a Donald Trump company. The number is visible in white on dark blue on the tail side of the aircraft which the former president has nicknamed Trump Force One.

According to the FAA’s incident report, the Boeing 757 winglet struck a corporate jet owned by VistaJet. There were no reported injuries, though the extent of the damage to either aircraft is unknown.

 

So, now I have a new fantasy that he has a shitty pilot who'll inadvertently bring us justice.

 

[Jive Turkey 12,648]

Trump was playing golf with Tony Romo at Brook Hollow.

 

[Underdog 28,788]

18 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Out of curiosity, I checked to see his airplane's registration number (N757AF) to see how late he's going to be, but none of the flight tracking sites publish his info. 

It wasn't a fruitless effort since I found this little blurb from just three days ago.

So, now I have a new fantasy that he has a shitty pilot who'll inadvertently bring us justice.

 

 

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So that goofy dork Romo is a MAGAt, huh? Makes complete sense. 

[Red Five 40,898]

Oh god, Romo isn't maga is he?

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Out of curiosity, I checked to see his airplane's registration number (N757AF) to see how late he's going to be, but none of the flight tracking sites publish his info. 

It wasn't a fruitless effort since I found this little blurb from just three days ago.

So, now I have a new fantasy that he has a shitty pilot who'll inadvertently bring us justice.

 

Fucker probably didn’t leave a note 

[Underdog 28,788]

Hey, you scratched my winglet! 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Oh god, Romo isn't maga is he?

No way. Do you really think Trump is a pedophile rapist because he hung out with a pedophile rapist? 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Oh god, Romo isn't maga is he?

That might explain his playoff success. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,806]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Your uncle didn’t produce you, dumbass. You’re father did. And he was no genius. He was just a racist asshole making his living in real estate just like you. 

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11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Your uncle didn’t produce you, dumbass. You’re father did. And he was no genius. He was just a racist asshole making his living in real estate just like you. 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Oh god, Romo isn't maga is he?

He was a Dallas Cowboy so…

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Edited May 19 by 4th&Five

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All you can do sometimes is just shake your head.

[Pato del Muerto 52,617]

lol at even the idea that being good at golf means you are a good athlete.  Especially cart golf. Especially especially cart golf the way Trump plays it where you even drive on the greens because waking more than 5 feet from the cart is unacceptable. 

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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Your uncle didn’t produce you, dumbass.

But if he did, could you blame him?