A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[4th&Five 41565]

 

[Brisketexan 105161]

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Here's yet another thing to love about his insane rant against electric boats.  Nevermind the idiocy of "what if the boat sank because of the weight of the batteries"....FFS, weight and displacement are the baseline calculation in designing a boat....and....a gasoline engine and 100 gallons of fuel aren't exactly light.  No, let's go to who he is really attacking here.  "ELECTRIC BOATS SUCK!"  Where can you find a metric crapton of electric boats (and they're not something new, they've been around for decades)?

That's right, places like Newport Harbor, where a shitload of people with such boats are Trump voters.

He constantly shits on his own supporters....and they happily smear his excrement all over themselves and ask for more.  Poor, rich, they are all the dumbest most pathetic creatures.

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

How many of his voters are contractors that do a shitty job and still expect to get paid?

[GenXer 2889]

On 6/4/2024 at 9:55 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

For any and all weekend activities. 
 

mikes tree house or lone star oyster bar for the $1 beer Wednesdays 

I’m pretty sure my ex during her divorce reflex got drunk, danced on the bar there, and ended up marrying the owner.

Disclaimer - This is all second hand information from a person she and I are mutual friends with.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2045]

7 minutes ago, GenXer said:

I’m pretty sure my ex during her divorce reflex got drunk, danced on the bar there, and ended up marrying the owner.

Disclaimer - This is all second hand information from a person she and I are mutual friends with.

Pics?

[WhatTheBuck 28791]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

FFS, weight and displacement are the baseline calculation in designing a boat

You’d think someone with an MIT-caliber intellect would know that. 

[YGIFS 19452]

When he references the MIT guy telling him, "You know, that's a great question sir.  Nobody's ever asked me that before" referring to sinking on an electric boat or fighting off a shark attack.

I realize it reminds me of the Will Ferrell as Harry Caray sketch on SNL years ago with Jeff Goldblum as the Cal Tech Professor, "If you had a choice of being the top scientist in your field or getting Mad Cow Disease?"  Just because nobody's ever before asked a batshit insane question, doesn't make it a good one.  Cherry on top, if you watch the sketch.  Caray, like Trump, talks about staring straight at an eclipse.  

Going back to Trump's speech, "They bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were not hungry.  But they misunderstood what, who she was."  

I think he thinks sharks have instagram accounts and can figure out who everybody in the ocean is based on their profile pic.  And then choose to engage or not, but sometimes they get confused because all Floridians look alike to them.  Anthony Jeselnik would have a field day with this material.  

[Eskimohorn 5638]

Is it wrong to hope that Trump ends up like captain queeg on the stand in the Caine mutiny? 

The man has made hundreds if not thousands of Captain Queen speeches. Hell, all of his speeches are different versions of the missing strawberries and defending cowardice speeches.

[elfenix 34330]

Wait until he finds out submarines are built by Electric Boat

[Fudge Nuggets 19208]

Why won't this fucker just die already?

[YGIFS 19452]

21 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Wait until he finds out submarines are built by Electric Boat

Or that most ships over history ran on wind power, which we now know---thanks to him---causes cancer.  Or that 'the Ark' was built by a dark person from the Middle East.  Or the Catamaran boat was developed by Asians from shithole countries in SE Asia and the South Pacific Islands.  

His knowledge of maritime vessels is truly another sign he is a gift from Jesus, another avid boatsman.  

Also, how has nobody come up with a meme of those boats sinking at his boat parade on Lake Travis a few years back?  With a shark superimposed.  

Edited June 10 by YGIFS

[Gil Bang 25980]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Here's yet another thing to love about his insane rant against electric boats.  Nevermind the idiocy of "what if the boat sank because of the weight of the batteries"....FFS, weight and displacement are the baseline calculation in designing a boat....and....a gasoline engine and 100 gallons of fuel aren't exactly light.  No, let's go to who he is really attacking here.  "ELECTRIC BOATS SUCK!"  Where can you find a metric crapton of electric boats (and they're not something new, they've been around for decades)?

That's right, places like Newport Harbor, where a shitload of people with such boats are Trump voters.

He constantly shits on his own supporters....and they happily smear his excrement all over themselves and ask for more.  Poor, rich, they are all the dumbest most pathetic creatures.

I was thinking the same thing.  I know a guy that lives at Lake Mission Viejo...he's a Trumpkin and he often brags about his tricked-out Duffy. 

[BevoAbyss 2071]

Trump, and his endless incoherent idiotic ramblings, are the perfect embodiment of the cognitive free fall afflicting 45-55% of American society.

— For various reasons, the public education systems have not been successful with 150-170 million Americans. … Any success with these folks have been completely overrun by evangelicalism/creationism … social media … sports/celebrity worship … conspiracy theory spewing from Q, TV shows, and Hollywood films, etc. 

— And these narcissistic idiots think they’re smarter and more special than everyone else … and get very very angry when they learn otherwise. Hence their hatred for liberated women, LGBTQIA, immigrants, and many other groups.

It’s been building for decades. I do not see how democracy survives this overall idiocy. This is the fertile breeding ground for fascism and theocracy.

Edited June 10 by BevoAbyss

[Longhorn94 2456]

I dont know what it is - I am a Christian who has ALLLL the social medias, love sports and movies - I worship a few of the actresses, but don't believe in conspiracy theories from anywhere.... so I just think its the stupid that is trying to sink us. they have always been there. we just need to shame them back into their parents' basements.

[atomheartbevo 89738]

16 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

For various reasons, the public education systems have not been successful with 150-170 million Americans. … Any success with these folks have been completely overrun by evangelicalism/creationism … social media … sports/celebrity worship … conspiracy theory spewing from Q, TV shows, and Hollywood films, etc. 

— And these narcissistic idiots think they’re smarter and more special than everyone else … and get very very angry when they learn otherwise. Hence their hatred for liberated women, LGBTQIA, immigrants, and many other groups.

75 million voted for Trump.  Most of those would have voted for (R) no matter what - Romney and McCain got 60 million against Obama.

It’s the 15-30 million that went batshit that are the problem. With that said, his rallies are still small, they are having to pad them out, and the fact that he is a convicted felon and abortion is his running mate is going to hurt him.  I’m more worried about the idiots on the left who act unhappy with Biden.  Trump will not get more votes than he had in 2020, it’s Biden getting less that’s the problem.

[Ted Lange 16110]

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand wonder if Trump like Taylor.

[Biff Tannen 45692]

9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

FIL literally told me two weeks ago that Biden can't do anything without a teleprompter.  I would send this to him, but he definitely doesn't twitter.

[Macanudo 12997]

41 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

The vocabulary of a regarded 9 year old.

[WhatTheBuck 28791]

34 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

FIL literally told me two weeks ago that Biden can't do anything without a teleprompter.  I would send this to him, but he definitely doesn't twitter.

Somebody on Fox News definitely said Biden can’t do anything without a teleprompter. 

[Biff Tannen 45692]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Somebody on Fox News definitely said Biden can’t do anything without a teleprompter. 

Clearly.  But he doesn't watch it.  So he says.

[Goofyboy 3293]

Clearly.  But he doesn't watch it.  So he says.

My FIL says the same thing.

[Pods 7586]

That's the shitty part. We all watch Fox News, just some of us indirectly.

Fox puts out the right wing talking points and the cult repeats it. Even people who don't literally watch Fox News hear those talking points being hammered in unison within hours to days.

 

[YGIFS 19452]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

FIL literally told me two weeks ago that Biden can't do anything without a teleprompter.  I would send this to him, but he definitely doesn't twitter.

If you were to just play the audio and tell him it's an 'Astonishing Tale of the Sea' involving sharks with freakin' electric boat batteries attached to their heads (and alter the speed of playback), I bet he'd give a listen.

[Biff Tannen 45692]

44 minutes ago, Pods said:

That's the shitty part. We all watch Fox News, just some of us indirectly.

Fox puts out the right wing talking points and the cult repeats it. Even people who don't literally watch Fox News hear those talking points being hammered in unison within hours to days.

 

Yep. I actually do think he gets most of it second hand from his wife and their right wing nut job friends. 

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

75 million voted for Trump.  Most of those would have voted for (R) no matter what - Romney and McCain got 60 million against Obama.

It’s the 15-30 million that went batshit that are the problem. With that said, his rallies are still small, they are having to pad them out, and the fact that he is a convicted felon and abortion is his running mate is going to hurt him.  I’m more worried about the idiots on the left who act unhappy with Biden.  Trump will not get more votes than he had in 2020, it’s Biden getting less that’s the problem.

Fewer

[Willfully Horn 8038]

6 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

My FIL says the same thing.

Again I am reminded how blessed I have been. My FIL, may he Rest In Peace, (fuck spellcheck) kept his cognitive dissonance to the need for Ma Bell to connect the rurals. Agreed with him, of course, but couldn’t help him break through to the other side.

[Josef Pwag 1740]

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/10/djt-trump-media-files-re-audited-financial-statement.html?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3GMbc_tZxC2eE7_KYHRrMCgsKfgyhPliX7pAwPODfsoeoElnjkVIbgCgM_aem_Ab3TcCSTde2SOH1FzyZKxJtzir8-iRzvIKv7G5JO5H1widDe6PSReWh2_a0_kU2lsmU8qNm70burE7EIXxUlOZ5k

Trump Media hired Semple, Marchal & Cooper, LLP in early May, replacing its prior auditor, BF Borgers CPA. Three days before Trump Media announced that switch, the SEC charged BF Borgers with “massive fraud” that affected more than 1,500 filings.

https://www.bfbcpa.us/about-us/

Ben is a CPA with over 15 years experience in public accounting. Ben has two degrees from Texas A & M University.  

[TwiceHorn 31510]

2 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/10/djt-trump-media-files-re-audited-financial-statement.html?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3GMbc_tZxC2eE7_KYHRrMCgsKfgyhPliX7pAwPODfsoeoElnjkVIbgCgM_aem_Ab3TcCSTde2SOH1FzyZKxJtzir8-iRzvIKv7G5JO5H1widDe6PSReWh2_a0_kU2lsmU8qNm70burE7EIXxUlOZ5k

Trump Media hired Semple, Marchal & Cooper, LLP in early May, replacing its prior auditor, BF Borgers CPA. Three days before Trump Media announced that switch, the SEC charged BF Borgers with “massive fraud” that affected more than 1,500 filings.

https://www.bfbcpa.us/about-us/

Ben is a CPA with over 15 years experience in public accounting. Ben has two degrees from Texas A & M University.  

And losses went up 10M after the reaudit.  Just a cool 20%.

[C-Man 27235]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33877]

how long till that scheme dries up? he's not gonna have money for that shit soon and he's going to be talking (more) empty crowds. sad.

[Ten Bears 2481]

On 6/10/2024 at 11:39 AM, Brisketexan said:

Here's yet another thing to love about his insane rant against electric boats.  Nevermind the idiocy of "what if the boat sank because of the weight of the batteries"....FFS, weight and displacement are the baseline calculation in designing a boat....and....a gasoline engine and 100 gallons of fuel aren't exactly light.  No, let's go to who he is really attacking here.  "ELECTRIC BOATS SUCK!"  Where can you find a metric crapton of electric boats (and they're not something new, they've been around for decades)?

That's right, places like Newport Harbor, where a shitload of people with such boats are Trump voters.

He constantly shits on his own supporters....and they happily smear his excrement all over themselves and ask for more.  Poor, rich, they are all the dumbest most pathetic creatures.

 

Also boats that run on batteries:

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

1 minute ago, Ten Bears said:

 

Also boats that run on batteries:

It’s fine as long as it doesn’t go underwater 

[Brisketexan 105161]

1 minute ago, Ten Bears said:

 

Also boats that run on batteries:

Donny Two Scoops wants them to run on steam and sails, or some shit.

[atomheartbevo 89738]

14 hours ago, Pods said:

That's the shitty part. We all watch Fox News, just some of us indirectly.

Fox puts out the right wing talking points and the cult repeats it. Even people who don't literally watch Fox News hear those talking points being hammered in unison within hours to days.

Anytime a MAGA relative puts something out that seems a little too polished, I need only to do a quick search and find where they got it from.  The programming of the cult is real.

[C-Man 27235]

[YGIFS 19452]

Wouldn't the shark, assuming it was closing in range from 10 yards, also get electrocuted by the battery sinking underwater?  Or does it have like X-SharkMan superpowers like "Elektrokenisis" where it can absorb and manipulate electricity. and not only remain uninjured but able to burst the electricity back at some other target?  And wouldn't that presuppose then, there are other shark mutants with powers?  Like, is another shark that can manipulate the metal of the boat/battery to make it sink in the first place?  Is there another shark, using its fins---can hurl cards through the water and slash through scuba divers suits?  

I think we could have a comic book out about this within a week.  Keep Eric engrossed in it until the end of the decade, and probably have movie rights within 18 months.  X-Men meets Jaws.  I'd watch that movie, especially the part where the President realizes his conundrum of doom like the other actual X-men movies.  

[Thrawn 538]

So wanting a definitive answer on what exactly would happen to the battery (already full well knowing I wouldn't get electrocuted) I hit the google machine.  Got as far a "would you get el" when it automatically popped up with "would you get electrocuted if an electric boat sank". LOL  The man is a fucking idiot, but he does draw a lot of eyeballs.

BTW, I did click a few links and ended up on reddit (as you do when you ask a question on the internet).  The question there was "If you were on a sinking ship powered by electricity and you knew there was a shark 10 yards away from the ship, would you stay on the ship and risk electrocution or would you jump off the ship and risk swimming with the shark?".

I honestly can't tell if some of those people are really just way funnier than I am or if they really took that question seriously.  My favorite answer turned out to be "Am I the slowest swimmer on board? Am I currently bleeding?". The old "don't have to outrun the bear" conundrum. Just with sharks. Now we just need to add lasers.

 

 

[Chewbacca 7780]

18 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

My FIL says the same thing.

Same with my dad.  He'll spew some stupid Fox nonsense and I just look at him and tell him to stop watching Fox News, that it is rotting his brain.  He stops giving me the talking points after that.

[Thrawn 538]

My FIL has no problem telling everyone he watches Fox News, and if you visit their house, you will be watching it also. However, when they are at my house, I just ask that he not use my profile when logged into the TV to watch Fox News. It messes up the stupid algorithm of recommended channels and moves that shit to the very front. Apparently he watches so much of it, that he can completely mess up my recommended channels in one day and it takes weeks for it to fall off. Very fucking annoying. Of course he plays the victim, I'm telling him what he can and can't watch, and then he eventually turns it into a joke. Shit really pisses me off.  However, I can't show him that, or he wins. Yes, he very much is an all-around asshole.  Not just about Fox fucking News. 

[Js1 85444]

Block it or put a lock on that channel. Bc he’s being a child if he can’t go without his fix at your house 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

side question: how do teleprompters break?  seems to happen all the time to all politicians.  this is the single most basic piece of technology out there.

[Red Five 40875]

6 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

However, when they are at my house, I just ask that he not use my profile when logged into the TV to watch Fox News.

This is none of my business, but why would you allow that channel to be on in your house? I've been in spots where I've had to sit down on a couch in front of a tv playing Fox, but I couldn't imagine that happening in my home.

[MissingInAction 25118]

If some asshat turned on Fox News in my house I would smack them with a frying pan.

 

Edited June 12 by MissingInAction

[YGIFS 19452]

What's more annoying to me than my in-laws watching FoxNews or my cousins doing the same when they have us over in Hays County.  Is they put it on, and set the volume at an insane level.  And don't really pay attention.  It's just like soothing white noise to them.  If you want to sit intently and watch just by yourself at a reasonable volume, that's one thing.  But to just blare it while we all socialize and cook and kids play so you can just be comforted by the voice of Jesse Watters.........that's fucking insane.  

Invariably, when people come over.......I do what I always do.....put on some background music.  My own playlist, quiet classical, even the kids' favorite artists.  And wife tells me it's too loud for her family.  And it's 10/50.  Her parents put on FoxNews at 45/50 and it's "Well, they like to keep up to date with current events."  Well, CURRENTLY...I'm fucking annoyed at this event.  

[Red Five 40875]

There is no proper comparison here, but I couldn't imagine having a bunch of people over and blaring Rachel Maddow at full blast. 

[Js1 85444]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There is no proper comparison here, but I couldn't imagine having a bunch of people over and blaring Rachel Maddow at full blast. 

This.  If you have guests over, it should be sports or music.  Not ever TV news.  Unless like, 9/11 suddenly happened and you had to change the channel. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

What about porn?

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

4 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What about porn?

Everyone then has to provide credentials, in Texas. 

[BamaATL 16593]

29 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What about porn?

That's my go to, avant garde pornography.  Always a conversation starter and a solid ice breaker.  In particular I like the move when the Latter Day Saints want to swing by, or window sales people.