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4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

just a hunch but I don't think Mika is a beer drinker from the expression she made while taking a sip. 

haha, naw, she powered through it, though.

I did appreciate the double tap on the top. Not her first rodeo

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55 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I wonder how many Trumper dipshits are flying their flags upside-down today with no sense of irony?  

Upside down bibles, upside down flags, upside down hair pieces, upside down morals, upside down balance sheets, upside down trials.  Can these people do anything up without viagra?  

I remember all my Right leaning coworkers telling me if I didn't like something about America,  I should just move.  I wish they would take their own advice now.  

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4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

haha, naw, she powered through it, though.

I did appreciate the double tap on the top. Not her first rodeo

Milwaukees Best Ice is not for the novice beer drinker. All the Ice beers are terrible, but still, those $2.99 6 packs of icehouse tall boys were a staple in college.

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On 6/10/2024 at 9:19 AM, pacman said:

If you waited in line in 110F heat to hear Donald Trump Super Genius speak in Las Vegas last night, this was your reward:

"...and it must be because of MIT my relationship to MIT very smart because I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now under water and there's a shark that's approximately ten yards over there by the way lot of shark attacks lately notice that lot of shark attacks I watched some guys justifying it today WELL THEY WEREN'T REALLY THAT ANGRY THEY BIT OFF THE THE YOUNG LADY'S LEG BECAUSE of the fact that they were they were not hungry but they misunderstood what sushi was these people are great he said there's no problem with sharks they just didn't really understand a young woman's tsswimming (sic) now we really got decimated in other people too a lotta sharks so I said THERE'S A SHARK TEN YARDS AWAY from the boat TEN YARDS over here do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking water goes over the battery the boat is sinking do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because I will tell you he didn't know the answer he said you know nobody has ever asked me that question I said I think it's a good question I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water but you know what I'd do if there's a shark or you get electrocuted I'll take electrocution every single time I'M NOT GETTING NEAR THE SHARK so we can end that we can end it for boats we're gonna end it for trucks..." spacer.png

 

 

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2 hours ago, Covri said:

Milwaukees Best Ice is not for the novice beer drinker. All the Ice beers are terrible, but still, those $2.99 6 packs of icehouse tall boys were a staple in college.

I was a Carling's Black Label man myself.

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51 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I was a Carling's Black Label man myself.

I once ordered a double rock-n-rye and 7 Carling's at the Dexter Lake Club.  Night turned out weird.  

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On 6/13/2024 at 3:57 PM, C-Man said:

A person close with Trump said the former president will: (1) express his desire to “protect seniors” by not allowing cuts to Social Security or Medicare; (2) reiterate his intention to crack down on the border; (3) lay out a broad vision for economic policy, including cutting taxes and bringing down prices, and (4) preview a U-turn on Biden’s foreign policy priorities.

Hmm, now why on earth would he want to do that?

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8 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I wonder how many Trumper dipshits are flying their flags upside-down today with no sense of irony?  

Upside down bibles, upside down flags, upside down hair pieces, upside down morals, upside down balance sheets, upside down trials.  Can these people do anything up without viagra?  

It makes sense when you realize they live in upside down world.

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39 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

This is completely understated.  Trump would not be allowed to be a citizen in our country, let alone run for president.   Or his wife for that matter.   

Which wife?  The one he raped and then buried next to his golf course?  Or the one he cheated on with a porn star right after she had his child?

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On 6/14/2024 at 1:30 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

just a hunch but I don't think Mika is a beer drinker from the expression she made while taking a sip. 

Must not have included the whole segment. At one point Joe said something to the effect of: “You hate beer, Mika, you can stop faking it.”

Even if you like beer, it still takes an act to pretend you like the beast. Cute gag but that stuff sucks. 

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On 6/14/2024 at 3:33 PM, tx ind said:

After all the shit dotard has done it will be amazing if shitting on Milwaukee gains traction and sinks him.

Won’t mean a thing. Joe also mentioned that Trump shits on all big cities. They tend to be more diverse and tend to vote for Democrats. 

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33 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Trump probably couldn’t get a hold of Blagojevich so he went with the next best person

Blagojevich definitely would’ve taken Trump’s call out of gratitude for commuting his prison sentence over corruption and bribery charges. Maybe Blagojevich just has more integrity than Kilpatrick. 

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Which wife?  The one he raped and then buried next to his golf course?  Or the one he cheated on with a porn star right after she had his child?

#justiceforivana

Melanie can get fucked

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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Blagojevich definitely would’ve taken Trump’s call out of gratitude for commuting his prison sentence over corruption and bribery charges. Maybe Blagojevich just has more integrity than Kilpatrick. 

Nope, that POS has even been on Fox in the last few weeks attacking Biden and praising Trump. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCPYfzUB7i8

 

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:
I just learned today that Bob Gale, the screenwriter who wrote Back To The Future II, based the ‘Old Biff’ bully casino owner character on Donald Trump. 
 
That fits perfectly. 

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a tacky casino on the brink of financial failure with his name written up and down the sides of it while he acts out tantrums, and sexually abuses his own wife while fucking up everything else around him?

Nope, sorry.  I don't see the parallels.  

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:
I just learned today that Bob Gale, the screenwriter who wrote Back To The Future II, based the ‘Old Biff’ bully casino owner character on Donald Trump. 
 
That fits perfectly. 

Except that Biff’s casino didn’t go bankrupt. 

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7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Except that Biff’s casino didn’t go bankrupt. 

He also didn’t get convicted of 34 felonies, and a civil rape suit. Also, he wasn’t on trial for sedition or stealing classified documents.  So really, no comparison.  Biff for President!

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On 6/14/2024 at 12:30 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

just a hunch but I don't think Mika is a beer drinker from the expression she made while taking a sip. 

 

On 6/14/2024 at 12:34 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

haha, naw, she powered through it, though.

I did appreciate the double tap on the top. Not her first rodeo

 

On 6/14/2024 at 12:40 PM, Covri said:

Milwaukees Best Ice is not for the novice beer drinker. All the Ice beers are terrible, but still, those $2.99 6 packs of icehouse tall boys were a staple in college.

I drink a shit ton of beer.

If I had to drink a seemingly warm tall boy of Beast Ice, I might have given an even worse expression.

I’m with Fam68. Mika gets down. That Czech heritage coming out in spades.

and @Covri…. Icehouse? Jesus. I think Steel Reserve might be the only beer worse.
I never felt rich by any means in college but I drew the line at Natty Ice. 

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27 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

 

I drink a shit ton of beer.

If I had to drink a seemingly warm tall boy of Beast Ice, I might have given an even worse expression.

I’m with Fam68. Mika gets down. That Czech heritage coming out in spades.

and @Covri…. Icehouse? Jesus. I think Steel Reserve might be the only beer worse.
I never felt rich by any means in college but I drew the line at Natty Ice. 

It was icehouse when we wanted to get more drunk, keystone light when it was a chill night. Occasionally a mad dog 20/20. We….. we’re young and dumb and had iron stomachs lol.

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8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Beer snob talk not going away.

 

 

Y'all know Dr. Jackson better as "Randy Johnson" from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's my Senile President."  Please welcome to the stage. 

I mean, we all misstep surnames.  But when you're speaking to a large audience about how cognitively sharp you are, and you can't get the name of the guy to whom you are referring, correct.  Not a good look.  But I'm sure it'll be reported he just gained another 2 points in the polls because of this.  "He confuses common Black last names like we confused common Black names!"  

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1 hour ago, Covri said:

It was icehouse when we wanted to get more drunk, keystone light when it was a chill night. Occasionally a mad dog 20/20. We….. we’re young and dumb and had iron stomachs lol.

Orange Jubilee ftw, if you were feelin funky. 

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