A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[YGIFS 19452]

If you had told me ten years ago there would be a thing called a "Video Podcast" which would have girls who became internet famous for pretending to spit on mushroom-shaped mics talking about a game-show host who would later on have his mushroom shaped dick spit on a pornstar before going on become President of the United States for quite possibly two terms after putting nuclear secrets on top of his toilet tank because he has to sit to pee because he doesn't know where his spit-mushroom dick is aiming if he stands, I'd have said you were insane.  

But congrats, today---you're a GOP delegate at the Convention.  Miracles happen all around us, folks.  

[Goredho 17427]

55 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

uh oh, I hope she has security

 

She should spit on that thang.  And by thang I mean the Supreme Court.

[4th&Five 41606]

Demolished? Not really. 

[WhatTheBuck 28813]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Demolished? Not really. 

Every time you see that word used to promote a video, expect to be disappointed. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20521]

Additional Jeffrey Epstein files released today by Palm Beach Florida’s State Attorney Office.  I wonder how many times Trump will be named?

https://sa15.org/public-records/
 

Edited July 1 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Biff Tannen 45750]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

uh oh, I hope she has security

 

I'm glad I don't know what this means.

[YGIFS 19452]

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm glad I don't know what this means.

I don't know this news broadcast, but it appears Tits McGee did, in fact, NOT have the night off.  

[tx 3 putt 77594]

[Red Five 40936]

[YGIFS 19452]

Wait, what the fuck is this?  Is this real?  Or some AI bullshit?  

[Biff Tannen 45750]

30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wow

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I just rewatched that ep. I gotta say at 45, Seinfeld hits way different than the first time around. George annoys the shit out of me now. the way Kramer used to before. It probably says something about me. Lulz

[ROFL BOX 6649]

God damn it. Can we get back to talking about how we need someone on that wall? 

I like you boys.

You give us a ride when we need to somewhere.

[ultimaton 2983]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, what the fuck is this?  Is this real?  Or some AI bullshit?  

https://www.slideshare.net/slideshow/katie-johnson-civil-case-for-rape-trump-epsteinpdf/257375882

 

[Gil Bang 26057]

 

[Eskimohorn 5644]

I just rewatched that ep. I gotta say at 45, Seinfeld hits way different than the first time around. George annoys the shit out of me now. the way Kramer used to before. It probably says something about me. Lulz

George is one of the greatest tv characters of alltime. Almost without fail he is humiliated for his actions. You enjoy seeing him go down, unlike what you would feel if you liked his character. You mostly laugh at his expense and thats the point.

It wouldnt work if you liked him. Felt sorry for him.

[Neonmoon 38130]

50 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Like that fucking matters. If Trump is elected, those cases will be dead. He fires anyone who won’t acquiesce. You think Congress is going to hold him accountable? 😆 

We will live in a Russian Style “Democracy”. SCOTUS our front should have told you. 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Like that fucking matters. If Trump is elected, those cases will be dead. He fires anyone who won’t acquiesce. You think Congress is going to hold him accountable? 😆 

We will live in a Russian Style “Democracy”. SCOTUS our front should have told you. 

Motherfucking this.

[pacman 7374]

Cue ny times stating Trump should step down from running for President 

*eyeroll

[dcbc 14543]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, what the fuck is this?  Is this real?  Or some AI bullshit?  

It's from the 2016 suit in NY accusing Trump of sexual assault.  Somehow it was a civil case, if I recall.  The plaintiff dropped the suit and seemingly disappeared.  These allegations are from the 80s I believe.

Edited July 3 by dcbc

[troph 24914]

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

[NAVY 6747]

7 minutes ago, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

Yuck. Fucking yuck 

[YGIFS 19452]

Thanks for the nightmare fuel, assholes.  

a woman who went ass-to-mouth (not always her own either), for a living.  Describes this as the most horrifying sexual experience of her life.  And he's leading in 25 states despite not being seen with his "wife" in several weeks.  Yeah, this is all very normal for a SuperPower.  

[4th&Five 41606]

13 minutes ago, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

[Sawbonz 27650]

28 minutes ago, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

Spoiler that shit 

[Biff Tannen 45750]

29 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

  Yeah, this is all very normal for a SuperPower.  

And a totally real, not simulated existence. 

[YGIFS 19452]

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And a totally real, not simulated existence. 

Laugh all you want, you silly man!  But before Covid, I was in Chicago visiting family and some work.  And Matt Dowd let me know he was up at the University of Chicago's Institute for Politics.  And he and David Axelrod, both very smart and pretty centrist are doing a talk and a reception.  And they're trying to dissect how Trump got elected and what it means for 2020.  And they're speaking as political operators.  But for credit, some of the graduate students in statistics/mathematics/demography/etc., the sharpest of the sharp.  And their three basic conclusions were what Dowd and Axelrod said, "Of course, he's gonna get this many straight ticket Republican voters...always been the case in states that allow it.  Two-Trump has tapped into something that was already there but we don't know or whether it has stickiness to it.  Three-this lies completely outside all of our voting data norms."  And I thought, "Okay, the smartest political and polling minds in the nation don't have any fucking idea how this happened and what's gonna happen down the road.  This should be fun."  Keep in mind, Univ of Chicago is a known right-leaning University.........but an extremely serious one, arguably the best not in Ivy or called Stanford.  

So we go the reception afterwards and I'm just in the background listening to students pick the brain of these brilliant political brains.  Not saying anything.  About three drinks later, I finally opened my mouth, "If there's no statistical model to explain Trump's election and possible re-election, could it be we're living out a simulation?"  And a post-graduate fellow says something to the effect of, "Funny you should mention that, we have more empirical proof that's what is happening than we do to explain Trump's Electoral College numbers."  So I finished my drink and contemplated going over to their old stadium, Stagg Field.  Where the world's first nuclear reaction occurred about 75 years prior, because it seemed fitting.  But I just came to terms that nothing makes sense any more and didn't go to sleep for about a week. 

It is arrogant to think we are just living out some equation while people are genuinely suffering all around the world who would scoff at the idea that comfortable Americans can sit around and pontificate conspiracy theories and simulation debates while they are fighting one another for water.  But if this God's plan or the Universe unfolding in a natural order, somebody let me know.  Meantime, bad news.  The whole of humanity is locked in here with me.   

[Gatorubet 30325]

If you want to catch the Devil, if you want to have fun, if you want to smell Hell - Jine the Cavalry!

[mchookem 16415]

1 hour ago, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

 

[TeeDubya 3362]

21 hours ago, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

[dcbc 14543]

20 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Laugh all you want, you silly man!  But before Covid, I was in Chicago visiting family and some work.  And Matt Dowd let me know he was up at the University of Chicago's Institute for Politics.  And he and David Axelrod, both very smart and pretty centrist are doing a talk and a reception.  And they're trying to dissect how Trump got elected and what it means for 2020.  And they're speaking as political operators.  But for credit, some of the graduate students in statistics/mathematics/demography/etc., the sharpest of the sharp.  And their three basic conclusions were what Dowd and Axelrod said, "Of course, he's gonna get this many straight ticket Republican voters...always been the case in states that allow it.  Two-Trump has tapped into something that was already there but we don't know or whether it has stickiness to it.  Three-this lies completely outside all of our voting data norms."  And I thought, "Okay, the smartest political and polling minds in the nation don't have any fucking idea how this happened and what's gonna happen down the road.  This should be fun."  Keep in mind, Univ of Chicago is a known right-leaning University.........but an extremely serious one, arguably the best not in Ivy or called Stanford.  

So we go the reception afterwards and I'm just in the background listening to students pick the brain of these brilliant political brains.  Not saying anything.  About three drinks later, I finally opened my mouth, "If there's no statistical model to explain Trump's election and possible re-election, could it be we're living out a simulation?"  And a post-graduate fellow says something to the effect of, "Funny you should mention that, we have more empirical proof that's what is happening than we do to explain Trump's Electoral College numbers."  So I finished my drink and contemplated going over to their old stadium, Stagg Field.  Where the world's first nuclear reaction occurred about 75 years prior, because it seemed fitting.  But I just came to terms that nothing makes sense any more and didn't go to sleep for about a week. 

It is arrogant to think we are just living out some equation while people are genuinely suffering all around the world who would scoff at the idea that comfortable Americans can sit around and pontificate conspiracy theories and simulation debates while they are fighting one another for water.  But if this God's plan or the Universe unfolding in a natural order, somebody let me know.  Meantime, bad news.  The whole of humanity is locked in here with me.   

This isn't a direct response.  That was a long post (shocker).  And I strapped in early and held on.  I'm actually glad I did.  I don't really have an opinion on the subject, but this whole post so closely a season-3 episode of The Bear, which I watched last night, that it truly is eerie. 

Edited July 4 by dcbc

[tx 3 putt 77594]

 

[Snake Diggity 4628]

On 7/2/2024 at 9:05 PM, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

Textual ipecac.

[Snake Diggity 4628]

Drove down to the coast through the heart of Texas Trump territory yesterday.   Since 2016 there had been a gradual decrease in the volume of Trump/MAGA signage until last year it leveled off to just a handful of signs over the ~200 mile drive.  Was mildly pleasantly surprised yesterday, there was an increase but only by a handful of signs, all in the Luling area.  Was shocked at how few signs there were on 183 between Gonzalez and Victoria and on to Port Lavaca and Port O’Connor.  Although there is a Trump boat parade schedule for Saturday in POC.

[tx 3 putt 77594]

 

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1292]

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

He hasn't lost his mind. He's just always been that completely fucking stupid.

[Bullneck 19230]

On 7/2/2024 at 7:48 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

Merrick Garland should tell his prosecutors to keep the pedal to the metal no matter what.  Get that evidence out there. 

If he wins, justice is cancelled and Garland will hang from a telephone pole anyway.  Might as well go down swinging.

[Bullneck 19230]

On 7/2/2024 at 11:25 PM, Gatorubet said:

If you want to catch the Devil, if you want to have fun, if you want to smell Hell - Jine the Cavalry!

I have not idea what you're talking about but +rep since you seem committed to it. 😀

OK, curiosity got the best of me:

 

Edited July 5 by Bullneck

[Captainant 27857]

20 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Although there is a Trump boat parade schedule for Saturday in POC.

Dude it is fucking insane how many child rapist flags are everywhere in POC this weekend. It's outrageous 

[Snake Diggity 4628]

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Dude it is fucking insane how many child rapist flags are everywhere in POC this weekend. It's outrageous 

On the boat ride home yesterday (with my 2 elementary aged children), we saw at least 4 giant “FUCK JOE BIDEN AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM” flags, and more than a dozen “I love the rapist racist fraud-committing criminal lying egomaniac former president” flags.  Pathetic.

[Firemans4Horn 18132]

 

4 years ago

[Biff Tannen 45750]

If he does between now and the election, I’ll believe it was all part of a grand plan. Would almost make it all worth it. Well. Not really. Can’t he just die though?

[Captainant 27857]

18 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

On the boat ride home yesterday (with my 2 elementary aged children), we saw at least 4 giant “FUCK JOE BIDEN AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM” flags, and more than a dozen “I love the rapist racist fraud-committing criminal lying egomaniac former president” flags.  Pathetic.

Are you down in POC? I thought someone threw a shoulder check at me at speedy stop

[Underdog 28807]

29 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

On the boat ride home yesterday (with my 2 elementary aged children), we saw at least 4 giant “FUCK JOE BIDEN AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM” flags, and more than a dozen “I love the rapist racist fraud-committing criminal lying egomaniac former president” flags.  Pathetic.

Perfect reason why grenade launchers should be legal. 

[TeeDubya 3362]

12 hours ago, Underdog said:

Perfect reason why grenade launchers should be legal. 

with bump stocks.

[tx 3 putt 77594]

On 7/5/2024 at 7:40 AM, Captainant said:

Are you down in POC? I thought someone threw a shoulder check at me at speedy stop

this why we need capes 

and the people of POC suuuuuuck donkey boner 

bunch of fucking white trash 

Edited July 7 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 77594]

 

[RDCanecutter 26478]

On 7/2/2024 at 10:25 PM, Gatorubet said:

If you want to catch the Devil, if you want to have fun, if you want to smell Hell - Jine the Cavalry!

And the big fat Dutch gals hand around the breadium, bully boys hey, bully boys ho!

[And gentlemen ... now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not 19Delta...]

[Pato del Muerto 52635]

On 7/5/2024 at 5:51 AM, Underdog said:

Perfect reason why grenade launchers should be legal. 

Shall not be infringed

[F250 28828]

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

this why we need capes 

and the people of POC suuuuuuck donkey boner 

bunch of fucking white trash 

I was there last month. When I was a kid one of the things I enjoyed about the area was looking down on the locals.