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To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

Bama Chick
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Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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I’ll throw in my prediction for how the right explains Trump’s Epstein flight.

JFK Jr was actually the pilot, and he and Trump were having a secret “mile high” meeting over the Atlantic, where they were planning a big event that timed Jr’s return to the spotlight with a batch of top secret arrests of Dems and high ranking RINOs. Unfortunately, som dem high ups (led by Schiff) caught the scent, so Trump played 4D chess and laid down this smokescreen, including doctored images of Trump with Epstein, to throw the left off their trail.

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42 minutes ago, ndawg said:

I’ll throw in my prediction for how the right explains Trump’s Epstein flight.

JFK Jr was actually the pilot, and he and Trump were having a secret “mile high” meeting over the Atlantic, where they were planning a big event that timed Jr’s return to the spotlight with a batch of top secret arrests of Dems and high ranking RINOs. Unfortunately, som dem high ups (led by Schiff) caught the scent, so Trump played 4D chess and laid down this smokescreen, including doctored images of Trump with Epstein, to throw the left off their trail.

This is fully plausible in the simulation.

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The grift goes on and on and on.  An evening of merrymaking with Donald Trump can be yours for 10,000 dollars.

Kayleigh McEnany advertised tickets for Donald Trump's Christmas party that cost $10,000 each (msn.com)

I'd pay $20,000 if the ticket included a chance to punch that fat fuck in the face.

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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Trump chose pence to court the religious vote. Does he think he doesn’t need them anymore, or will get their vote anyway?  
or are all future presidential elections just a dog and pony show where gop controlled state leges will select the gop candidate from now on so voting blocs matter as much as point totals in Who’s Line is it Anyway?

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Shit, they've made him their new deity. They were claiming he was the new King Cyrus in 2016. He's only improved in their eyes.

I'm honestly surprised that religion is the one area that Trump has not went all in on after the last four years.  It might even be more lucrative for him in some ways, and would allow him to use Mar-a-Lago as his base, with the people coming to him, while potentially turning some of his other properties into "church properties" that would come with all kinds of benefits.

You could photoshop him, Donnie Jr, Eric, and Ivanka on the photo below, and it would be perfect.

the-righteous-gemstones-e1564007463566.j

 

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On 12/1/2021 at 9:31 AM, Red Five said:

Shocking, but not shocking. A lot of us here speculated at the time that he knew he had it at the debate. Considering Biden was 78 at the time, I don’t think attempted murder charges would be out of line. 

 

In Trump's defense, CDC guidelines about debating while having Covid have been confusing. 

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It really was. It was the jaw-droppingly perfect encapsulation of a psychotic, fever dream of a “presidency”…..literally teargassing people for the express purpose of walking across the street and posing for a photo in front of a church he had never been in and did not want him there, holding a Bible he has never read….upside down.

If someone had handed you those pages from their movie script about “the worst President imaginable” back in, say, 2010….you would laugh them out of the room for writing something so hackish and over the top.

In 2020, it’s not a movie script, it’s a piece on the evening news. What a world.

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You all are sincerely wondering why he hasn't embraced the religious aspect of his campaign/his party more?  Seriously?  6 years in and you're still that thick?  

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Hey Mikey…..

One, two Donald’s coming for you

three, four better abandon your core

five, six start sucking his dicks 

Seven, eight better lie for trumpgate

nine, ten never sleep again

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It really was. It was the jaw-droppingly perfect encapsulation of a psychotic, fever dream of a “presidency”…..literally teargassing people for the express purpose of walking across the street and posing for a photo in front of a church he had never been in and did not want him there, holding a Bible he has never read….upside down.

while the upside-down bible was bad and the tear gas was worse, trump calmly walking across the street to pose in front of a church holding a bible still would've been completely pointless and ridiculously stupid on its own.

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If someone gave a toast, talking politics and insults with expletives at my wedding reception, I’d have security immediately escort them out and have my groomsmen punch them in the gut and kick them after they fell to the ground.

They’d wake up the next day sore as hell and their gift returned, opened and damaged in the toilet. My buddies would also piss on their rug.

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If someone gave a toast, talking politics and insults with expletives at my wedding reception, I’d have security immediately escort them out and have my groomsmen punch them in the gut and kick them after they fell to the ground.

They’d wake up the next day sore as hell and their gift returned, opened and damaged in the toilet. My buddies would also piss on their rug.

You forget that the guys at weddings such as this one, that allow the idiot in (or throw parties at his property), are actually kneeling and lining up to suck Dotard off.
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On 11/29/2021 at 1:54 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Well, he said Trump is all about the grift. I think we can agree that’s true. Cohen may be wrong about Trump not running again, but he did say that Trump’s biggest fear is losing again. That sounds reasonable. He also said that if Trump ran again and lost then he couldn’t use the “Big Lie” excuse again and claim that he’d actually won the election. I’m not so sure about that. As long as he can keep the grift going and get people to donate to his political endeavors, real or imagined, I think he’ll keep doing it and he’ll say whatever he thinks will get them to keep sending him their money. If he does run in 2024 and loses, assuming Republican legislatures don’t override the vote and just hand the election to Trump, I see no reason to assume he won’t claim the election was stolen and keep right on grifting with an eye on 2028.

Best case scenario is that he drops dead long before then. 

Wouldn't this be the fastest demise of the party,  though? 

Is not like Trump would spend any of the money he siphoned off for any electoral purposes 

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42 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Is this real?  I feel embarrassed for having to ask.  Where's Barron?  And why does Trump's tux look like a big penis?


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In any other simulation, I would say its not real. I mean goddamn, look at it. Look at the little pics under high magnification. good gawd.

 

In this simulation, who the fuck knows?

 

edit to add: How much of a "donation" do you have to make to get on the mailing list to receive one of those?

 

 

 

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lol at that ejaculating Christmas card.

Why is Ivanka the first ornament and not his wife? (I know why and ewww.)

Why does Ivanka get a professional model shot and Don Junior gets a coked out Instagram selfie? (I know why and ewww ewww ewww.)

Where is Barron?

His waistcoat truly looks like a shaft and balls and Santa and his reindeer look like jizz.

It’s all so……tawdry.

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Just now, Bama Chick said:

lol at that ejaculating Christmas card.

Why is Ivanka the first ornament and not his wife? (I know why and ewww.)

Why does Ivanka get a professional model shot and Don Junior gets a coked out Instagram selfie? (I know why and ewww ewww ewww.)

Where is Barron?

His waistcoat truly looks like a shaft and balls and Santa and his reindeer look like jizz.

It’s all so……tawdry.

 

lol His tux is jizzing on the star of Bethlehem.

 

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