A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Sawbonz 28252]

Party pooper

 

 

[Brisketexan 107042]

Party pooper
 
 

I assumed it was fake.

But sweet lord, we live in a timeline where the line between satire and reality is impossible to discern.

[Biff Tannen 46206]

12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Party pooper

 

 

This is why we can't have nice things.

[GopherRock 1778]

Has anyone checked on THUJONE lately?

[RPM 26681]

45 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I think protein shakes are only available in the men’s prison

Protein comes in many forms. 

[DDD Dad 14663]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jeff

 

[elfenix 34787]

On 12/4/2021 at 7:56 PM, Radical Larry said:

 

[atomheartbevo 90684]

6 hours ago, GopherRock said:

Has anyone checked on THUJONE lately?

Live shot of him.

[Fastbreak 4057]

Is this real?  I feel embarrassed for having to ask.  Where's Barron?  And why does Trump's tux look like a big penis?

At least trump still can deliver a big load.

[Hate 20264]

Is this real?  I feel embarrassed for having to ask.  Where's Barron?  And why does Trump's tux look like a big penis?

I don’t care how you vote, this is fucking funny!

[Bookman 4769]

I would like the record to reflect that I don't think there wasn't massive election fraud in 2020.

[Hornius Emeritus 12819]

23 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I would like the record to reflect that I don't think there wasn't massive election fraud in 2020.

I also do not think there was not massive election fraud that did not negatively impact the election in a positive way.

[AnTiM 1697]

I am a habitual liar.  So, does that statement actually  mean it is not true?

[Underdog 29236]

19 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Party pooper

 

 

Fuck it, fake or not print a shitload cause you know the Trumpanzees will buy it. 

[Nolacycling 893]

On 12/6/2021 at 1:41 PM, RPM said:

Protein comes in many forms. 

Put some pruno where it's hairy and you've got a Bloody Mary...when the end of the month comes around

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

 

[Blotto 24045]

On 12/6/2021 at 10:14 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

And why does Trump's tux look like a big penis?

[Neonmoon 38130]

29 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

The old Trump might face consequences tweet…

I wonder how the Fat Duke Boy will wriggle out of this one 

[WhatTheBuck 28941]

52 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Couldn’t the same be said about the wealth of Trump’s kids and many of those same assets? How many companies lie between individuals named Trump and the titles/deeds to those assets?

Color me skeptical. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Haha

[tx 3 putt 78785]

On 12/9/2021 at 7:43 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19483]

On 12/6/2021 at 1:14 PM, Biff Tannen said:

This is why we can't have nice things.

Sure it's fake, but that hasn't meant shit in the last five years.  Spread it around, get it viral, keep hammering that it's real.  Someone points out it's fake, stick your fingers in your ears and go lalalalalalalala real loud.  Works for the other team.

[Sawbonz 28252]

oops

 

[Sawbonz 28252]

 

[Chooky 13342]

Dear Patriot and Valued Supporter,

This is your President.  President Donald J. Trump.  I'm typing this to you right now on my special President Typewriter keyboard.  Computer.  I need to speak to you about your vehicle warranty.

Love, President Donald Trump

The President

Me.  I'm the President

[TexArcher 39078]

Jesus.  We elected the fucking Shamwow guy president.

[brakeman 28769]

 

[Nolacycling 893]

On 12/11/2021 at 1:52 PM, TexArcher said:

Jesus.  We elected the fucking Shamwow guy president.

Flex Seal. Not leaking, nope, working fine.

[Neonmoon 38130]

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

But it has nothing to do with racism! 

[Underdog 29236]

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

Orange Elvis. Looks like the shit you see near Graceland. 

[Sawbonz 28252]

Who still has a cassette player?

[atomheartbevo 90684]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Who still has a cassette player?

Boomers.

[atomheartbevo 90684]

6 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

For a bunch of people who think Trump won last year, they sure as hell seem more interested in making money off of Trump than taking to the streets and trying to reinstate him.

Edited December 13, 2021 by atomheartbevo

[Willfully Horn 8288]

40 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Boomers.

I am a couple years younger than Boomers, but I have a record/cassette player that also digitizes the info from both sources and creates a cd. Inherited it from my FIL. Or, I would have it if my college aged daughter hadn’t lifted it on her way out of the house.

[WhatTheBuck 28941]

11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Who still has a cassette player?

Yo. Still have some cassette tapes, too. Mostly live bootlegs that haven’t been upgraded to digital but also a few interviews.

Also, we knew Trump played Elton for Kim awhile ago. That was after the spat where Trump called Kim “rocket man” and threatened “fire and fury,” and Kim called Trump a “dotard,” and then they made up and became best friends and lovers. 

Edited December 13, 2021 by WhatTheBuck

[Fudge Nuggets 19483]

I actually like Kim more than Trump because he introduced the word dotard into my everyday usage.  Both are sorry sacks of shitty goo, but Kim tore it up unleashing 'dotard' to the masses.

[High Plains Drifter 11194]

 

There is also the fact that Kim hasn't tried to overthrow the US government.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19346]

 

 

Edited December 14, 2021 by PenelopeWitherspoon

[Biff Tannen 46206]

On 12/12/2021 at 6:04 PM, brakeman said:

 

WTF is that.

[brakeman 28769]

41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

WTF is that.

That right there is a Hate'R'Us.

[atomheartbevo 90684]

33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

WTF is that.

Grifting 101.

And it wouldn't surprise me if more than a few of those people actually give no shits about Trump or even politics in general.  It's not that much different than some TV show catches on, or a new fad or a new toy series or whatever, and somebody throws up a website about it to monetize off of it, or creates some shitty Amazon products (t-shirts, bumper stickers, journals, etc.) and drop ships them.

This is just taking that and applying it to the real world.

1. Figure out nearby areas that voted heavily for Trump.
2. Find a cheap space with decent visibility.  Doesn't matter how much of a dump there is around the space, as most of the customers are going to be people passing by/passing through and you are not concerned with repeat traffic.
3. Get on Amazon or better yet, save money and get on one of the various websites out of China that's pumping out this stuff (and/or grab the graphics off the web and you can upload them to the t-shirt/flag/etc. places online) and get a few thousand bucks of inventory.
4. Spend a couple of hundred and pump out some big banners/signs, maybe do some targeted FB advertising.
5. Sit back and profit.

[JimmyJames 12271]

On 12/12/2021 at 6:04 PM, brakeman said:

 

Trump supporters are the biggest fucking idiots.

[Pato del Muerto 53605]

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

How does one inadvertently vote?  Not that it should take away from the overall messages of the post. 

[elfenix 34787]

 

[Gap03 3396]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How does one inadvertently vote?  Not that it should take away from the overall messages of the post. 

Poor phrasing - they meant she didn't knowingly violate the law.  Here's the background from ABC:

Quote

She was still on supervised release after serving almost three years behind bars for a tax fraud conviction. According to Texas law, someone on supervised release can't vote.

 

[elfenix 34787]

if they don't count it, is it even a vote cast?

[Underdog 29236]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

WTF is that.

Disgraceland. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

if they don't count it, is it even a vote cast?

You missed the part where she was black

[BrickHorn 18451]

40 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Disgraceland. 

Dollar Treeson