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The Ivermectin crowd should just double down. You know what cures the Ivermectin shit and piss dribbles? You guessed it! Ivermectin. But now you have to take Ivermectin and eat a flea collar. And eat alfalfa sprinkled with cat litter for extra fiber.

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To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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8 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The Ivermectin crowd should just double down. You know what cures the Ivermectin shit and piss dribbles? You guessed it! Ivermectin. But now you have to take Ivermectin and eat a flea collar. And eat alfalfa sprinkled with cat litter for extra fiber.

make sure it's the clumping kind, though. it's more absorbent to suck up all those covid germs!

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But the study is real, I believe. 

not to pick a nit, but I did some googling and both the candice owens and fox tweet aren't real and appear to have originated from reddit shitposting

That said, I do hope these fucking idiots who took an antiparasitic med to treat a viral infection do get to keep a souvenir of their idiocy

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2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
lol, shitting themselves to own the libs! I feel extremely owned!

Lindell is gonna start hawking My Diapers for MAGATs. Shitting themselves like their hero Trump does is a badge of honor. Solidarity!

Here's to more shitting with less solidarity

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Bullneck

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11 minutes ago, B00M said:

Dammit, I think this is fake. Was excited to send it to a couple people but I'd rather not stoop to their level of forwarding utter bullshit. 

Yeah, I know someone already pointed that out.  Maybe I should take it down, but I love looking at it.

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30 minutes ago, B00M said:

Dammit, I think this is fake. Was excited to send it to a couple people but I'd rather not stoop to their level of forwarding utter bullshit. 

Just mention in passing that if they see any references to ivermectin causing bowel or urination problems, that it's probably fake, because almost everybody you know that took it is doing fine, and the ones having problems probably just eat too much fast food or drank some over-fluoridated water.

Then, even time they are constipated or not pissing regularly, they'll get that little thought in their head.

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8 hours ago, C-Man said:

I'd play with Trump and talk or jingle change during his backswing and walk all over his line on the green. I think I'd also pull a Connery Bond thing from GOLDFINGER and bust him for playing the wrong ball.

 After about 15 minutes of listening to his inane bullshit, I'd probably be tempted to ram his fat ass into a pond with my cart. Thats probably not looked upon favorably by his security detail, so for his sake and mine, I'll have to pass. 

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11 hours ago, C-Man said:

I'd play with Trump and talk or jingle change during his backswing and walk all over his line on the green. I think I'd also pull a Connery Bond thing from GOLDFINGER and bust him for playing the wrong ball.

If someone could photoshop Trumps head on Goldfingers body would be awesome, with some minion as Odd Job

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1 hour ago, pacman said:

He's back at it.

 

Trump loses 2016 Iowa caucuses and accuses Cruz of voter fraud, presumably by republicans

Trump loses 2020 election, and accuses Democrats of voter fraud

Trump candidate in danger of losing 2022 primaries, yup more voter fraud, once again presumably by republicans. 

And yet trumptards enthusiastically believe his bullshit. I have to assume they believe his bullshit, because the alternative is just admitting they are in favor overthrowing elections because Trump is more important than democracy.

So best case scenario they are all stupid fucking morons

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump is helping to hawk what sounds like the worst children’s book ever. 

Fuck.

My kids will get at least one copy of that book for a birthday or Christmas present.  Or hell, just a "hey, your kids should read this and be informed".

fuck.

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump is helping to hawk what sounds like the worst children’s book ever. 

 

Holy crap, that shit's real?!?!?  And for $40.00 on top of the book price you can have author whatshisname (not Trump) sign the book for you.

I wish there was only a sucker born every minute.  P.T. Barnum guessed way too low.

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3 hours ago, pacman said:

He's back at it.

So this is almost definitely fake... That trump account is still suspended

 

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Nevermind. It's from his fucking "truth" social. JFC.
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4 minutes ago, Satchel said:

It’s an image from Truth Social that has been tweeted out.

Yeah you're right, sorry. Looks like they damn near copied Twitter's UI. Cool, cool. So unless I'm missing something, you have to install the super cool TRUTH app to see anything posted to it. Since normal people will never fucking do that, I expect to see lots of fakes that no one will be able to differentiate from Trump's real trash thoughts.

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56 minutes ago, B00M said:

Yeah you're right, sorry. Looks like they damn near copied Twitter's UI. Cool, cool. So unless I'm missing something, you have to install the super cool TRUTH app to see anything posted to it. Since normal people will never fucking do that, I expect to see lots of fakes that no one will be able to differentiate from Trump's real trash thoughts.

Red check = Truth

Blue check = Twitter

Clever, isn't it?

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4 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

Trump loses 2016 Iowa caucuses and accuses Cruz of voter fraud, presumably by republicans

Trump loses 2020 election, and accuses Democrats of voter fraud

Trump candidate in danger of losing 2022 primaries, yup more voter fraud, once again presumably by republicans. 

And yet trumptards enthusiastically believe his bullshit. I have to assume they believe his bullshit, because the alternative is just admitting they are in favor overthrowing elections because Trump is more important than democracy.

So best case scenario they are all stupid fucking morons

 

 

 

pretty much sums it up

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Francisco 2.0

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But I was told he was an incredible businessman, who gave up his wildly successful business life to become President.

 

https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2022-05-18/trump-business-partners-outline-his-failed-deals

 

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Donald Trump’s business history has been so filled with disastrous ventures that it’s been hard to keep track of them all.

No longer. Digital World Acquisition Corp., which is the special purpose acquisition company, or SPAC, taking Trump’s “Truth Social” media platform public, has conveniently listed them in a document it is required to file publicly before selling stock. DWAC is aiming to raise at least $875 million.

 

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Some followers of Trumpworld may find that the S-4 registration statement filed Monday in anticipation of the Trump-SPAC merger makes hilarious reading. It’s certainly thorough, though there’s always the chance that a business failure here or there escaped its drafters’ notice.

President Trump is involved in numerous lawsuits and other matters that could damage his reputation, cause him to be distracted from the business or could force him to resign from TMTG’s board of directors.

— Digital World Acquisition Corp. Form 2-4

 

 

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The litany appears in a section of the S-4 headed “Risk Factors,” specifically “Risks Related to our Chairman President Donald J. Trump.” 

Because the success of the merged company depends in part on “the reputation and popularity of its Chairman, President Donald J. Trump,” his background is obviously pertinent. 

The document also lists other more typical risks, including regulatory and competitive issues and “fires, floods, earthquakes, power losses, telecommunications failures, break-ins, and similar events,” but never mind them now.

Let’s delve instead into the Trump-related risks.

 

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“A number of companies that were associated with President Trump have filed for bankruptcy,” the document states. “There can be no assurances that TMTG [that is, Trump Media & Technology Group] will not also become bankrupt.”

Let’s start with Trump’s casinos in Atlantic City:

“The Trump Taj Mahal, which was built and owned by President Trump, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in 1991. The Trump Plaza, the Trump Castle, and the Plaza Hotel, all owned by President Trump at the time, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in 1992. THCR, which was founded by President Trump in 1995, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in 2004. Trump Entertainment Resorts, Inc., the new name given to Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts after its 2004 bankruptcy, declared bankruptcy in 2009.”

Then there’s the list of “companies that had license agreements with President Trump [that] have failed”:

“Trump Shuttle, Inc., launched by President Trump in 1989, defaulted on its loans in 1990 and ceased to exist by 1992. Trump University, founded by President Trump in 2005, ceased operations in 2011 amid lawsuits and investigations regarding the company’s business practices. Trump Vodka, a brand of vodka produced by Drinks Americas under license from the Trump Organization, was introduced in 2005 and discontinued in 2011.”

Also, “Trump Mortgage, LLC, a financial services company founded by President Trump in 2006, ceased operations in 2007. GoTrump.com, a travel site founded by President Trump in 2006, ceased operations in 2007. Trump Steaks, a brand of steak and other meats founded by President Trump in 2007, discontinued sales two months after its launch.”

The S-4 also observes that “President Trump is involved in numerous lawsuits and other matters that could damage his reputation, cause him to be distracted from the business or could force him to resign from TMTG’s board of directors.”

Among them, the document specifies that “a congressional committee is investigating President Trump’s role, if any, in violence at the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021. Two groups of U.S. Capitol Police officers, in two separate lawsuits, have sued President Trump for allegedly inciting riots on that date.”

Further, the S-4 mentions other “ongoing litigation involving President Trump related to the 2020 election,” including a lawsuit filed by the NAACP Legal Defense & Educational Fund, and a criminal investigation launched by “the Fulton County, Georgia, District Attorney’s office ... into President Trump’s alleged interference in the presidential election.” 

Also, “the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Oversight and Reform is investigating President Trump’s alleged destruction and removal of classified documents and White House records, as well as potential inaccurate financial statements filed by the Trump Organization in relation to the Trump Hotel in Washington, D.C. " 

Separate investigations have been launched by “the New York County (Manhattan) District Attorney, the New York Attorney General, and the Westchester County District Attorney to determine if the Trump Organization made false valuations of property to avoid tax liability and for other financial benefits.” 

The document continues, “On April 25, 2022, a New York state court judge held President Trump in civil contempt for failing to comply with a subpoena for documents related to the New York Attorney General’s investigation of the Trump Organization. President Trump, along with his three eldest children (including Donald Trump, Jr., a TMTG board Member), are defendants in a class action lawsuit accusing them and The Trump Corporation of defrauding investors in exchange for secret payments from multiple companies.”

Also, “The Trump Organization recently paid $750,000 to settle a lawsuit filed by the District of Columbia accusing the organization of misusing nonprofit funds from the 58th Presidential Inaugural Committee.”

On top of that, “President Trump is the defendant in a defamation lawsuit filed against him by E. Jean Carroll who claims that President Trump defamed her when he denied her allegations of sexual assault against him. In the past, President Trump has been involved in multiple lawsuits and settlements — and the subject of numerous accusations that did not result in legal action — related to sexual conduct and alleged misconduct.”

For investors, the scariest line in the entire document may be this: “The foregoing does not purport to be an exhaustive list.”

The S-4 cites a USA Today article from 2016 finding that “over the previous three decades President Trump and his businesses had been involved in 3,500 legal cases in U.S. federal and state courts.... In the 1,300 cases where the record establishes the outcome, President Trump settled 175 times, lost 38, won 450, and had another 137 cases end with some other outcome. In the other 500 cases, judges dismissed plaintiffs’ claims against President Trump.”

So if you’re inclined to invest with Donald Trump, don’t say you haven’t been warned.

 

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