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48 minutes ago, horn4life said:

If they ever thought Obama was a Muslim and Trump was a Christian. Clearly racist IMHO. Unless you think a white guy that fucks around on his wife, and never goes to church, but always to golf course, is the "real" Christian.  

 Counterpoint:  he buried his exwife at said golf course 

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35 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I realize the GQP/breitbart/fox standard playbook is to rev up the outrage machine as much and as often as possible, but in this case they're doing it over something relatively obscure - an executed search warrant. It's a bit different of a situation than most we've seen over the past 6 years because there are still actions to come and outcomes they can't control, unlike impeachment.

Also if the gqp congressman did have his cell phone taken by the FBI today that proves the 1/6 investigation is steadily proceeding and that it's at a serious stage. It's also on a separate track than whatever documents were the subject of a search at MAL.

I'm trying to imagine how they'll hype the outrage if or when their fearless leader does actually get indicted. They've already gone so extreme, but when/if there's an indictment, it will lay out so many specific facts their corrupt, brain-dead little heads are likely to explode.

 

you don’t get it.

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2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

They would need facilities, material support, the kind of stuff that is hard to coordinate without raising alarm bells.

Based on the al Qaeda videos from back in the day it seems all they need is a set of monkey bars.  As such I'm going to keep my eyes peeled for any unusual gatherings of Oakley wearing goateed fat asses trying to traverse the bars at the local elementary school playground.

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Based on the al Qaeda videos from back in the day it seems all they need is a set of monkey bars.  As such I'm going to keep my eyes peeled for any unusual gatherings of Oakley wearing goateed fat asses trying to traverse the bars at the local elementary school playground.

I can't say I've watched every AQ training vid but even paintball teams need some kind of coordination. But yes you should call the feds on any fatassed goatee guy wherever they are found for any reason. Just to be safe.

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44 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Rd think they have 24 in the bag with this news and I’m not feeling so well about that.

 

Someone walk me back from the ledge

If they are riled up to go out and vote and the other side doesn’t, you blame the side that doesn’t vote. Get off the ledge and vote. 

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1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I never really found Dilbert all that funny.

Neither did I, but a lot of people did, and this guy has a lot of dough.

I also am 100% convinced that The Doors are fucking horrible, but plenty of people on the music board line up to argue with me. 

 

 

And, of course, half the board disagrees with me about bush, but I'll be pro-wax till i die. 

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Most comic strips are trash.

Most of em are in zombie mode, on the 3rd or 4th team of new writers churning out Helga yelling at Hagar. Anything new would lose readers, who want their fossils served the same way. As if there are any readers left compared to the heyday. I bet they had good stuff when every crackpot with two dimes to rent a printing press would churn out back-stabbing news rags.

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Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Most of em are in zombie mode, on the 3rd or 4th team of new writers churning out Helga yelling at Hagar. Anything new would lose readers, who want their fossils served the same way. As if there are any readers left compared to the heyday. I bet they had good stuff when every crackpot with two dimes to rent a printing press would churn out back-stabbing news rags.

I should revise what I said. Most printed, syndicated comic strips are trash. Web comics have never been better.

Compared to Family Circus, Dilbert felt fresh. Compared to literally anything else, it was unoriginal trash even back then. Haven't read it in about 10 years but it's probably the same, plus more overt incel shit.

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2 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

This is amazing. 

Well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions 

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3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I should revise what I said. Most printed, syndicated comic strips are trash. Web comics have never been better.

Compared to Family Circus, Dilbert felt fresh. Compared to literally anything else, it was unoriginal trash even back then. Haven't read it in about 10 years but it's probably the same, plus more overt incel shit.

Calvin & Hobbes is a national treasure. 

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9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I also am 100% convinced that The Doors are fucking horrible, but plenty of people on the music board line up to argue with me. 

And, of course, half the board disagrees with me about bush, but I'll be pro-wax till i die. 

After you brought up the Doors, I was really confused about the last paragraph and was trying to remember if Bush released an album called “Wax” after Razorblade suitcase that you were arguing was some forgotten masterpiece or something.

I get it now.  

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1 hour ago, horn4life said:

I would like to for one moment refocus on the fact your republican neighbor is a racist.  If ever, at any point in time, they complained about Obama golfing.  

Even one fucking time.

 

If they ever thought Obama was a Muslim and Trump was a Christian. Clearly racist IMHO. Unless you think a white guy that fucks around on his wife, and never goes to church, but always to golf course, is the "real" Christian.  

100% this. 

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10 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I should revise what I said. Most printed, syndicated comic strips are trash. Web comics have never been better.

Compared to Family Circus, Dilbert felt fresh. Compared to literally anything else, it was unoriginal trash even back then. Haven't read it in about 10 years but it's probably the same, plus more overt incel shit.

Last I checked (when I was drawing my own derivative crappy comic strip which deserved oblivion), 1 in 4,000 comic strip submissions got accepted for print syndication. Based on the bland stuff they see fit to accept, it's not a wild guess that some of the 3,999 leftovers might have had enough spark to scare hell out of publishers.

I just hope they get some $ for their work.

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1 hour ago, horn4life said:

I would like to for one moment refocus on the fact your republican neighbor is a racist.  If ever, at any point in time, they complained about Obama golfing.  

Even one fucking time.

 

If they ever thought Obama was a Muslim and Trump was a Christian. Clearly racist IMHO. Unless you think a white guy that fucks around on his wife, and never goes to church, but always to golf course, is the "real" Christian.  

The fact that the "Christian" folk aren't absolutely up in arms about the insanity is telling.

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18 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

This is amazing. 

I guess he really will do anything for a second term, even if it has to be a prison term.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Rd think they have 24 in the bag with this news and I’m not feeling so well about that.

 

Someone walk me back from the ledge

I highlighted the weak part of their plan.

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7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

1 in 4,000 comic strip submissions got accepted for print syndication.

1. Train an AI that will crank out thousands of different strips a day.

2. Write a script that will submit those strips.

3. Profit.

4. Pay me a small licensing fee for the business model.

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17 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Pussy is pussy and pussy is great.

I shit y'all not:  I'm watching the Angels (yeah, they fucking suck but Shohei's on the mound tonight), and about 2 minutes after I responded to this post, a cartoon commercial for "Venus" razors came on my TV, with some animated chick rapping about how it's cool to shave or not shave your bush

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Fox News has now entered the “if they had something they’d have leaked it, so clearly they didn’t get anything” phase

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4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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and here's the grand disconnect.

they applaud the investigation in 2016 into hillary.  trump blackmailed/strongarmed ukraine to announce an investigation into biden in 2020.  investigations are not about actual crimes or actual criminals.  the purpose of investigations is to go after your political enemies to help win elections. 

this is all they know.  this is why they're so confused. 

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3 minutes ago, Mole said:

1. Train an AI that will crank out thousands of different strips a day.

2. Write a script that will submit those strips.

3. Profit.

4. Pay me a small licensing fee for the business model.

 

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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I shit y'all not:  I'm watching the Angels (yeah, they fucking suck but Shohei's on the mound tonight), and about 2 minutes after I responded to this post, a cartoon commercial for "Venus" razors came on my TV, with some animated chick rapping about how it's cool to shave or not shave your bush

Start typing about Zeppelins. Airships. The Hindenburg. See what happens.

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

and here's the grand disconnect.

they applaud the investigation in 2016 into hillary.  trump blackmailed/strongarmed ukraine to announce an investigation into biden in 2020.  investigations are not about actual crimes or actual criminals.  the purpose of investigations is to go after your political enemies to help win elections. 

this is all they know.  this is why they're so confused. 

Yep.  We've said it before.  They are horrible people so they can't fathom when anyone else does anything on the up and up or by the law without some nefarious intent.  They would never do something altruistic or truthful, so they can't imagine anyone else would either.

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7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ll bet Biden isn’t exactly what Ayman al-Zawahiri expected. 

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4 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

If Trump is indicted/arrested, I'll honestly be a little surprised if we don't see some disorganized protest across the country that may require a little deterrence here and there.  Should be an interesting dynamic.  

Treat them just like blm protestors

Also..

 

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18 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I guess he really will do anything for a second term, even if it has to be a prison term.

That's one of several such statutes that he could be prosecuted under, I believe, depending on the nature of the information.

But you fucking know that he thought he was increasing the penalty for when Hilary was prosecuted.

But, he's such a constitutional moron that he doesn't have any inkling about the ex post facto clause.

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5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

So let me get this straight.

Trump was just raided...

By an FBI head he appointed,

With a warrant signed by a judge he appointed,

For breaking a law he signed into law.

Hoist by his own petard.

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9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

and here's the grand disconnect.

they applaud the investigation in 2016 into hillary.  trump blackmailed/strongarmed ukraine to announce an investigation into biden in 2020.  investigations are not about actual crimes or actual criminals.  the purpose of investigations is to go after your political enemies to help win elections. 

this is all they know.  this is why they're so confused. 

Don’t overthink it.  They’re confused because they’re god damn morons.  

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I shit y'all not:  I'm watching the Angels (yeah, they fucking suck but Shohei's on the mound tonight), and about 2 minutes after I responded to this post, a cartoon commercial for "Venus" razors came on my TV, with some animated chick rapping about how it's cool to shave or not shave your bush
I do enjoy the commercial with the lady in the shower... in bra and panties... shaving her panty line.
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2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I never really found Dilbert all that funny.

It was somewhat funny when I worked in a cubicle farm at a tech company 20 years ago.  But only because web comics weren't as prevalent back then.

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I would like to for one moment refocus on the fact your republican neighbor is a racist.  If ever, at any point in time, they complained about Obama golfing.  
Even one fucking time.
 
If they ever thought Obama was a Muslim and Trump was a Christian. Clearly racist IMHO. Unless you think a white guy that fucks around on his wife, and never goes to church, but always to golf course, is the "real" Christian.  

This is how you MAGA… Yes, Trump has flaws, but those flaws are a strength, a strength needed in the desperate struggle against the socialist/communist libs who hate God and want to eat your children.
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