A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You’ve got a human skull on your desk as well?  Although yours looks like it’s got stuff attached to it, like a helmet and horns, and so maybe it’s not real?

pencil holder 🤣

[Underdog 28633]

Odds this is the reception spread?

 

[chainsaw 9868]

500 pages of downfalling

[Biff Tannen 45685]

29 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

500 pages of downfalling

and yet still no real consequences

[RDCanecutter 26443]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

did she take out her implants ?

5 seconds with an air wrench.

Brrrt off.

Brrrt back on.

[Underdog 28633]

Silicone taken out, stolen TS Documents in their place. 

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

5 hours ago, Hermanator said:

That's what happens when you are an evil group of people like Republicans with no morals, no standards, no empathy, and where money and power are all that matters.

Trump committed the only sin that could get them to turn on him. After 2016 he became an election loser. 

He also could’ve made more of an effort to convince people to get vaccinated. He brought up the vaccine at a rally once, got booed, and that was the end of that.

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

5 hours ago, Constant said:

Theres also a good chance he cheated to win 2016. 

If he didn’t, it wasn’t for lack of trying.

[6th Street 6403]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Odds this is the reception spread?

 

One of my all time fav trump moments 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Ivanka looks like hammered shit.

It’s tacky to be mean about a bride on her wedding day.

So I’ll shittalk her horribly done hair color and hideous wallpaper-ass dress tomorrow.

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

Is Tiffany’s mom there? I wonder how she’s looking these days. 

Edited November 12, 2022 by WhatTheBuck

[TexasHooch 5122]

Better than the new model, honestly.

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Okay Marla!

She is a FANTASTIC example of the correct way to have face work done

Her surgeon and aesthetician are geniuses.

[atomheartbevo 89668]

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Better than the new model, honestly.

Oh...that fucking aggy thumbs up.  But Tiff's mom is looking nice.

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He also could’ve made more of an effort to convince people to get vaccinated. He brought up the vaccine at a rally once, got booed, and that was the end of that.

That pissed him off so much, he wanted credit for how fast it was developed, how much was spent on it, how quickly it was deployed, etc.  Just burned him that he got no credit for it.

[Bozo_Casanova 26460]

10 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Better than the new model, honestly.

 

[DDD Dad 14339]

19 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

They do now!

 

 

[Bullneck 19090]

 

 

[Chad Fuck 17681]

csb Swingline did not make a red stapler so the movie people had to craft one. /csb

They do now though. But people keep trying to steal it from me.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

[Celery Man 20949]

45 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Lulz nice color choice for the step mom

what trash

[Chooky 13307]

I bet Trump still thinks his daughter married an albino even though everyone keeps telling him "Albanian."

[Goredho 17406]

14 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Better than the new model, honestly.

 

Wow, Dotard looks bad, even for Madame Tussauds.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

good read ....

 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

22 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Ivanka looks like an escaped elf from a Christmas parade float.

More like a budget-price Vegas call girl.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

 

[chainsaw 9868]

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That clip wasn't very funny, and I love Chappelle and dgaf about cancelling comedians.

[SizzleChest 8284]

Chappelle hasn't changed.  Not in 35 years.  Everything else changed, and not always for the better.

Edited November 13, 2022 by SizzleChest

[tx 3 putt 76958]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20400]

 

 

 

 

[Underdog 28633]

30 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

Its way past time for this to happen with Voight...

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8922]

 

[Biff Tannen 45685]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

The soil you say?  He's not a nazi at all, no sir.

Edited November 13, 2022 by Biff Tannen

[RDCanecutter 26443]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

He's not wrong. Nothing builds soil faster than mixing in bullshit.

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

What happens to non-billionaires that get caught.

 

Quote

 

HARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) — Citing the “great danger” that a Navy engineer and his wife posed to U.S. security, a federal judge gave both of them lengthy prison terms Wednesday for a plot to sell secrets about nuclear submarines to what they thought was a representative of a foreign government.

U.S. District Judge Gina Groh, who in August rejected earlier plea agreements that had called for reduced sentencing guidelines, sentenced Jonathan Toebbe to more than 19 years and his wife, Diana Toebbe, to nearly 22 years. The sentences were handed down on Jonathan Toebbe's 44th birthday.

 

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/us/great-danger-couple-sentenced-in-submarine-secrets-case/ar-AA13WaHk

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Just now, MC Fresh Breath said:

What happens to non-billionaires that get caught.

 

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/us/great-danger-couple-sentenced-in-submarine-secrets-case/ar-AA13WaHk

 

 

20 years a piece.  And dotard will get no more than 20 seconds of thought about it.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

[YGIFS 19450]

dumb question but even in "wedding heels"...how the fuck is she basically her father's height?  

[tx 3 putt 76958]

well damn, she nails it !

 

[atomheartbevo 89668]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Marla, Tiffani, and Melania seem like the only ones who wanted to be there.

[Celery Man 20949]

at least gilfoyle knows what she's about

[Dnaguy 11964]

12 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

at least gilfoyle knows what she's about

This.

Jesus. She went full wicked witch when everyone else trying to pass their evil step sister asses.

 

 

I have a 6 and 4 year old girls.

I watch a fuck ton of Disney+.

BTW, that bundle of Hulu, ESPN+, and Disney+ for 19.99 (no commercials) is a pretty solid steaming value. 
that is all.

Edited November 14, 2022 by Dnaguy

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20400]

[tx 3 putt 76958]

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

8 hours ago, chainsaw said:

That clip wasn't very funny, and I love Chappelle and dgaf about cancelling comedians.

It might have been the least funny couple of minutes, but overall it was pretty damn good.

 

 

[chainsaw 9868]

1 minute ago, JohnnyRage said:

It might have been the least funny couple of minutes, but overall it was pretty damn good.

 

 

Yeah i saw the rest of the monologue and it was good. I just think his boomer-ass political views don't mix well with his comedy.

[YGIFS 19450]

I don't think Dave qualifies as a "Boomer"  He was born early a decade after that generation's birth window closed.  

[chainsaw 9868]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

I don't think Dave qualifies as a "Boomer"  He was born early a decade after that generation's birth window closed.  

it's the political views that are boomer, not Dave. He's pretty squarely Gen X

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

I'm pleased to report that some hero has removed the first "T" from directly above the entrance.

 

[YGIFS 19450]

Gotcha.  I like his political stuff.  I think with that particular segment, he was still trying to reach for yet another original take on why Trump surprised everybody and got so popular despite a great many of us left scratching out heads.  Chapelle nailed it in 2016 and again a few years later.  I think he was trying to go back to that well last night.  It was still fresh and funny but just didn't land anywhere near as well as his previous observations.  He's the best in the game at the long-format riff, and his quick jabs are also the best.  That "middle" deal where he wants to do a fresh 8 minutes...that's not necessarily his strongsuit.  Especially censored.  But I contend, when he's not making me laugh...he's making me think.  When he's not making me think, he's making me laugh.  Usually he's doing both...and sometimes it's neither but we're both kinda staring at each other at the bottom of the fish bowl realizing that the craft takes time and I'm supposed to enjoy the journey.