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After the trump astronaut digital card comes the trump speaker of the house digital card. There is a special edition trump leader of the third party MAGA too. 
 

So see? We were not that far off 

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  On 12/15/2022 at 8:31 PM, TexasHooch said:

The fuck you talking about Dinesh?

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Oh, got it.  So the "major announcement" that he told us he'd deliver at 11:00 today, wasn't actually the video he posted today at 11:00 under the header "major announcement."  Instead, the true announcement was the sneaky launch of his BBFSOREISP initiative.  I have to admit, it has a nice ring to it.

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Dinesh is Gary IRL

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  On 12/15/2022 at 10:37 PM, Fastbreak said:

How long until the:

“Someone did this without my permission and has been FIRED!”

post?

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  On 12/15/2022 at 10:46 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Gotta wait and see how sales go first. 

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No, my friends. He doesn't wait for reality; he creates it.

Noone has ever seen sales on trading cards like this. Ever. Bigger than Babe Ruth or Mickey Mantle. Huge. People tell me that they're the hightest quality they've ever seen. Beautiful. Thing is, we're running out of them. People are frantically trying to get them before they're gone. Winning. How many cards has sleepy Joe sold?

The radical socialist Democrat party hates it. Crazy Nancy, nasty woman, is crying her eye make-up all over her saggy...dress. There's a pussy no one wants to grab. She's disgusting. 

Next week we're running out the Trump Vegamatic with a picture of me, your favorite president, right there on gorgeous case for it. 

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  On 12/15/2022 at 11:47 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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When you've lost Baked Alaska...

I don't know why this event would be the one to undo Trump, but this is starting to feel a bit like the Dean Scream.  Maybe its the combination of public self-humiliation coinciding with the rise of an alternative (DeSantis) who looks like they can run further with Trump's baton.

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  On 12/15/2022 at 4:25 PM, 'stache said:

Holy shit, it is, HAHAHAHA. I'm in, this is a simulation, or the darkest timeline. When the fuck did we branch off?

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I heard it was when a squirrel got in the CERN tunnel when they turned it on. 

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My three takeaways from this article:  the NFT's are hosted on the website itself, instead of in a blockchain, so when the website is shutdown someday, the NFT's will disappear forever;  as of the writing, $1.1 million worth of these fucking things have already been sold, and the funds from these trading cards do not go towards any re-election campaign.  In other words, Trump has made around a million today from hopeless fucking idiots who had to have a damned jpg of him.

 

https://defector.com/major-announcement-from-donald-trump-turns-out-to-be-nfts-of-his-head-photoshopped-onto-a-skinny-man-in-a-tuxedo/

 

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Donald Trump is running for president, as he probably will be in some way or other for the rest of his natural life, and that naturally complicates things for him. He is still Donald Trump, and as such mostly spends his time doing the things that Donald Trump does: driving a golf cart around, trying to get people to give him money for stuff he’s definitely not going to do, gossiping about other rich people. But because Trump is also the former President of the United States, and because he is currently and will always be trying to restore himself to that office—and especially because millions of Americans see him not as the mincing and highly distractible cable-news casualty who got thumped in an election by Joe Biden’s muttering ghost but as a divinely ordained figure who has been waiting for just the right moment to purify the land by overseeing a paroxysm of retributive violence highlighted by show trials and mass executions of his political enemies—this can create some confusion when Trump does the things that come most naturally to him.

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So when Trump announced on the little Playskool Twitter where he does his posts now that Thursday would see a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT, it could have gone either way. There was speculation among the ReTruthing community that Trump was announcing a game-changing running mate for his presidential campaign, or that perhaps The Storm Was Upon Us at last and military tribunals were underway and Nasty Nancy was being rendered to Gitmo post-haste for her crimes against patriotism. It was either that or Trump announcing that he would be selling $99 jpegs.

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“These cards feature some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and career, it’s been very exciting,” Trump says over some furious string adagios in the video announcement. In place of the lumpy and glowering Trump that has become familiar from his news interviews, there is the version of Trump that used to shout that steak “is my favorite food” on behalf of The Sharper Image. This Trump is pink as a marshmallow Peep and swaying in a way that suggests he might be wearing rollerblades, and he rolls through his promotional copy with the panache and confidence that can only come with reading something in very large type for the first time as it scrolls along a teleprompter. 

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  On 12/16/2022 at 12:01 AM, Goredho said:

When you've lost Baked Alaska...

I don't know why this event would be the one to undo Trump, but this is starting to feel a bit like the Dean Scream.  Maybe its the combination of public self-humiliation coinciding with the rise of an alternative (DeSantis) who looks like they can run further with Trump's baton.

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Being eliminated for a moment of innocent enthusiasm was a huge revelation for just how terrible our political coverage is and how ovine our electorate.

I hadn't decided on Dean, so I'm not like a Bernie Bro. This guy is better than any GOP president of the 21st Century. 

But he yelled! It was silly and exuberant. Stone him to death.

Idiot World. It's not just for GOPs.

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Surprise.  The "clothes" Trump is wearing are pictures lifted from clothing websites:

 

https://gizmodo.com/donald-trump-nft-trading-cards-1849900531

 

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Over the last 24 hours, fans of ex-President Donald Trump have sat huddled in their chairs, waiting with bated breath for a supposed announcement the once tweeter-in-chief promised would blow their socks off. He posted a videoto his Truth Social page showing an image of him in a kind of superhero garb, sporting pecs he most certainly does not have, as laser beams shoot from his eyes. What could this mean? What apocalypse was coming? 

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On Thursday the grand surprise was finally revealed and it was nothing but another horrific NFT project that, in Trump’s words, featured “amazing ART of my Life & Career!” These “digital trading cards” are indeed just another cash grab NFT project, but the low quality images and the company in charge of the project are a more complicated enigma. 

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Each NFT sells for a total $99, and some are limited as single copies, while other NFTs are available in two, five, seven, or 10 copies. There are a total of 45,000 cards in the initial release, but even more, one big fan of Mr. Trump will be “guaranteed” a ticket to some future gala dinner with him, ostensibly at his Mar a Lago residence in South Florida. The auction even promised to pay for transportation. So yes, spend $4,455 and you too can have a sit down with the former president himself. Although we can guarantee you he will not look nearly as slim as he does in these trading cards. 

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Woody Allen turned out to be quite a dick, but he still turned out some good stuff. Bananas actually holds up. Here the revolutionary leader of San Marcos addresses his people for the first time. I think you know why Trump's major announcement reminded me of it.

 

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  On 12/15/2022 at 4:36 PM, mdmost said:

I can only picture his braindead supporters all sitting on pins and needles waiting for this announcement, hoping it's something to do with making him President again. And all they get is more grift. You love to see it. 

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  On 12/15/2022 at 8:49 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Just a hunch here, but I suspect this entire thing was dreamed up by Eric.  

I mean, of the three kids, that's the one who most like would have conjured up (or was conned by someone) this piece of shit scam.  Right?

"Dad, Dad!  This guy on the phone has an incredible idea for you to make some money!  It's digital!"

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His supporters were all thinking he was going to own the libs somehow, and it's this instead.

I don't know who dreamed it up, but I'm sure somebody told him "and we get to sell these things digitally, so that there are no warehouses, no stock we have to keep on hand, and we can make as many as we want".



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