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To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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8 hours ago, G650 said:

For Trump? No idea. Most of what I have heard about was appraisals were inflated, in terms of Trump not having an appraisal, seems bad but he manages to skate a lot.

Tax return was 2015 it’s 2022 now, I think the statute of limitations if you file a return is 6 years. There may be an exception for intentional tax evasion and I’m pretty sure with no return the SOL remains open. So while I might not be right on the mark it’s quite likely there’s nothing that can be done on this particular return.

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38 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Can we all just stop and admit that porn stars are legit actresses.  For Stormy Daniels to have seen that mound of lard, smuggling that mushroom dick through the Garden of Gethsemane whilst smelling of Big Macs and Farts, and not only did she not laugh...she kept it together for the 137 seconds he needed to climax, and hyped his sexual prowess so well that she walked away with $130,000.  ACTING!  /jonlovitz

 

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This, yep.  Except for very severe intentional fraud.  

But we're not looking at his tax returns through the lens of prosecutors.  At least, we shouldn't be.  He'll skate.  Accept it.  

But what's really powerful here is each of his lenders/creditors...they're all now looking at each other like, "Well, he said the same thing to me.  He promised me the same crap.  We also thought that being President that he'd make good."  A bunch of people just realized they were all holding their dicks and promised loads of bullshit.  He'll die at peace on a golf course.  But his Organization and children and legacy are about to be fucked for eternity.  Lenders make bad deals all the time if there's something else they can horse-trade for down the road.  It's not their money after all.  But what they really don't like is being publicly called out for it.  Bad for underwriting.  Bad for capital.  Bad for business. Cat's outta the bag now.  His base will think, as per usual, that this means he's an even savvier businessman that we could have possibly imagined.  But in real estate, you can overvalue, you can over-leverage, you can underperform, you can invert your cap rates, and you can lie to your capital stack.  But you can't do all of them at the same time.  

As we've talked about on other threads, his credit workout strategy will be studied for decades.  I've done some fairly complex workout strategies for real asset investments.  But having the CEO become President of the United States?  That's the most unique thing in human history.  

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Are ya pointing out the cheesy dude who’s enjoying him some rudeness? Because I ain’t gonna judge a fella. Or are you pointing out the old dude doing the “maybe if I walk this way the shit I just took in my shorts won’t run down my leg?” Because…we probably shouldn’t judge him either. Just sayin’.
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34 minutes ago, troph said:

Tax return was 2015 it’s 2022 now, I think the statute of limitations if you file a return is 6 years. There may be an exception for intentional tax evasion and I’m pretty sure with no return the SOL remains open. So while I might not be right on the mark it’s quite likely there’s nothing that can be done on this particular return.

I think it's actually three years for civil type things, from the date due of the return or when actually filed.

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If you had told me seven years ago, this was a WWE promo video at a Trump/McMahon joint property...I'd have thought, "That totally checks out."  Now, it's Tuesday night shit at the residence of a former U.S. President where you can pickup everything from classified documents to a fee-based wedding toast to a the remnants of Junior's 8-ball baggie and deconstructed burgers in between.  And this man is still a hero to 35% of our adult population.  You fucking idiots, just admit you're stupid and were conned.  It's okay.  We all do dumb shit.  But stupidity is a choice at this point.   

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18 hours ago, troph said:
There is a 3 year correct, I’m pretty sure there is a 6 year statute too though.  

If there is fraud, there is no statute.

I said I thought there might be an exception for tax evasion I just couldn’t remember.  Well good for the government, now go audit his ass.

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So we go from this dystopian Eastern European fucking nightmare of a Christmas display that belongs on Sprockets, where we can all dance with Dieter and liebings his monkey, 

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Can you imagine Trump's fat ass on a ladder? I would pay good money to watch him try to climb one.

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Merry Christmas, trump.  Thank you for the great one I am having after watching you con the country for the last seven years.  Finally the world gets to see what a piece of shit you really are.  Here's to seeing you in prison wondering every day how a genius like yourself pissed it all away with your lust for power and money.  If I am really lucky I will see you in Hell and kick your worthless ass for eternity.  Keep up the good fight Shagsters, there is still hope for the world.

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Back at the TOS there was a thread about "things seen in the emergency room."  Someone posted the best way to stay out of the emergency room was to stay off motorcycles and ladders.

[brisket, seeing that his wife gave him a motorcycle and ladder for christmas]
I think she’s trying to tell me something…
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[brisket, seeing that his wife gave him a motorcycle and ladder for christmas]
I think she’s trying to tell me something…

She probably just thought the motorcycle would be well received because of the leathers you already have, and the ladder because you don’t know it yet but you are about to paint the house. 

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25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But….but….TFG made us RESPECTED AGAIN!

Jesus. That we have so many broken-brained absolute fucking assholes who LIKE how TFG engages with the planet…fucking Christ.

It really is amazing how insecure Trump is, and how appealing that is to his followers.  And he’s passed it on to his two oldest sons.

We have never had a President this insecure. Never.  He really is like the guy who just found out his wife has been cheating on him,  and he’s acting like everybody knew about it and nobody would tell him.

 

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Merry Trumpmas !

 

 

 

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@whatthebuck*, please clarify the women who attended to Christ after crucifixion.  Weren't there some prostitutes in there somewhere?  Maybe not from Eastern Europe but still hookers?

Also, it's sad to report we may now know what's causing that bulge in his pants over the last few pages.  He wears an American flag as a thong.

 

*you seem to have the most Catholic knowledge around here.

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Jesus.

You said it, man.

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55 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It would be great if he died today and gave us all even more reason to celebrate December 25th every year. 

We won't get that lucky.  But whatever he dies on, I'm marking it every single fucking year by smoking meth, wild sex, relapsing into alcohol, fireworks, and probably something with a Goat.  Not sure exactly what, but gonna be wild...

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35 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

We won't get that lucky.  But whatever he dies on, I'm marking it every single fucking year by smoking meth, wild sex, relapsing into alcohol, fireworks, and probably something with a Goat.  Not sure exactly what, but gonna be wild...

 

 

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@whatthebuck*, please clarify the women who attended to Christ after crucifixion.  Weren't there some prostitutes in there somewhere?  Maybe not from Eastern Europe but still hookers?

Also, it's sad to report we may now know what's causing that bulge in his pants over the last few pages.  He wears an American flag as a thong.

 

*you seem to have the most Catholic knowledge around here.

Oh, there must be lots of people around here who know more about the ins and outs of the Catholic faith than I do. I was indoctrinated in the Anabaptist tradition. My earliest lessons about the Catholics were how they used to capture and execute the early leaders of my church. Burning them at the stake was popular.

As for Jesus consorting with prostitutes, I know there are those who speculate that Mary Magdalene may have been a working girl. Or that she may have been more than just a disciple of Jesus. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

As for the stories of the death and resurrection of Jesus, who knows what happened? The gospels can’t agree on the story, such as who was the first to see Jesus, for example. You can’t tell the Easter story in a way that is consistent throughout the New Testament.

 

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

It would be great if he died today and gave us all even more reason to celebrate December 25th every year. 

The only problem with this scenario is it would be conclusive proof to Trumpkins that DOTARD was the 2nd coming of their homeboy Jesus because he went to be with Him on Christmas. 

Fuck, who am I kidding? It doesn't matter when the fat piece of shit dies, his MAGATs are going to interpret whatever the date/time/price of the buffet at Golden Coral is as some kind of sign to justify Trump's evil stupidity.

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