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What was the insurance company from SNL that protected you against robots who will eat your prescription drugs for fuel?  This only seems slightly less insane than that.  

I got a lot of problems with my insurance companies, but them being too "woke" is not one of them.  Not even close.  My health insurance sent me a new scale, blood pressure machine, and a "remote coach" who will help me with health related goals in 2023.  I keep looking through the box and the online board and can't find anything related to LGBTQ+ or CRT.  They do appear to be anti-big tobacco so that's some socialist libtard shit right there! 

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  On 1/16/2023 at 8:00 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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“Woke Lib-tard insurance does the underwriting before you die or get sick.  America First Insurance only does the underwriting after your potentially insurable event, saving you those underwriting costs.” *
(*no benefits paid until underwriting approved)

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  On 1/16/2023 at 8:07 PM, Red Five said:

Fucking woke insurance companies. Nothing worse.

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“The application process was a breeze. I worry about my granddaughter having her sex changed by a woke babysitter or some transgender in a bathroom. For just double the premium, we now have protection against that.  All I had to do was send photos of her genitals to prove her proper sex before kidnapping….and the premium and auto renewal debit stuff.  I’m so relieved!!”

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  On 1/16/2023 at 8:37 PM, YGIFS said:

What was the insurance company from SNL that protected you against robots who will eat your prescription drugs for fuel?  This only seems slightly less insane than that.  

I got a lot of problems with my insurance companies, but them being too "woke" is not one of them.  Not even close.  My health insurance sent me a new scale, blood pressure machine, and a "remote coach" who will help me with health related goals in 2023.  I keep looking through the box and the online board and can't find anything related to LGBTQ+ or CRT.  They do appear to be anti-big tobacco so that's some socialist libtard shit right there! 

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  On 1/16/2023 at 5:05 AM, atomheartbevo said:

You don’t appreciate art, they said the same about DaVinci.

He’s gotta be playing a long game and is trolling.

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I checked Gary's Twitter feed after his painting first surfaced. He's 100% trolling the MAGAts. It's pretty genius.

 

  On 1/16/2023 at 8:00 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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Yeah, that's the group I want to self life insurance to -- obese, ignorant anti-vaxxers.

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  On 1/16/2023 at 9:29 PM, C-Man said:

Yeah, that's the group I want to self life insurance to -- obese, ignorant anti-vaxxers.

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I'm sure the actuaries for that insurance company (if they have any) aren't very confident in the life expectancy tables they devise for that demographic.

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  On 1/14/2023 at 11:07 PM, BevoAbyss said:

No offense to anyone here, but it is incredibly naive to think that MAGA-GQP fascism and theocracy are "shrinking every day" or somehow going away.

I'll say it again, MAGA-GQP fascism/theocracy has been building since Reagan and Falwell merged Republicans with fanatical religion. They have stacked the Supreme Court and federal courts, they plan on stealing elections, they have embraced and empowered creationist anti-science and conspiracy idiocy for decades. 

The Republican Party is not conservative. It is fascist and theocratic, as on perfect display in Texas. Sad, but true.

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I know you're not addressing me, but I'll say that I've speculated that Trump's star is waining as he snivels and whines from isolation. I absolutely do not belileve that the toxic plurality he exploited and added new infections to is itself on the wain. I worry about who will seize the reins. I see a person like Kari Lake as likely.

I've opined that there is some hope that this national plurality's power in the smaller pond of the GOP could tear that party apart. Again, even then this fascist force you so aptly describe isn't going anywhere and is more likely to expand than shrink.

Compliments on your post.

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  On 1/13/2023 at 10:49 PM, henrygandorf said:

there's been chatter from some attorneys on twitter and a newsweek article arguing that biden's situation actually makes it more likely that trump gets indicted.  maybe @TwiceHorn or someone can elaborate.  i didn't go down the rabbithole and read the comments/argument.  here's the newsweek:

https://www.newsweek.com/biden-documents-return-makes-trump-indictment-more-likely-state-attorney-1773255

 

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I was thinking yesterday that a mildly competent electorate would contrast the cases of the two men. Trump looks like total shit in comparison. A slightly more competent electorate would focus enough to consider legislation governing how documents are removed from the offices and residences of the president and vice-president.

Maybe have a cursory look in the offices to release anything obviously not secret then move the rest to secure location for filtering prior to release. I think we've discovered a real concern regarding these documents no matter the intent of the person who leaves office with them.

But I doubt we have either.

 

 

  On 1/14/2023 at 5:33 PM, mdmost said:

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You usually have to go to Benjamin Know for this fine level of Art.

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  On 1/17/2023 at 6:43 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's Frank Caliendo as trump  and you can't convince me otherwise.

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that guy was probably stoned, high and using an electrocuting anal plug, while being shocked in the balls while painting that piece of shit, because that's a hilarious looking trump  

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  On 1/14/2023 at 5:33 PM, mdmost said:

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It just hit me that looks like that guy from the "Bizarre Foods" show that eats horrible shit from across the world. Just fatter.

The DaVinci Code stuff and that painting look very 3 Year Letterman type trolling. 

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  On 1/15/2023 at 11:26 PM, cactusflinthead said:

The only people upset by this are the ones that won't vote for Biden under any circumstances. 

And the ones that are upset that we aren't upset.

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But this is the narrative that press talks about and tries to present as an unbiased reporting view.  And they spent more time discussing this on the Sunday morning talk shows than any other issue. And it got blasted out of the ball park by Democrats on why it was a different issue, but that's not a talking point.  Remember, outrage is supposed to garner eyeballs, and a well constructed response doesn't promote outrage.  

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  On 1/17/2023 at 7:07 AM, tx 3 putt said:

and using an electrocuting anal plug, while being shocked in the balls 

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  On 1/17/2023 at 3:23 PM, Hermanator said:

The DaVinci Code stuff and that painting look very 3 Year Letterman type trolling. 

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It really does feel like one helluva long game trolling.  There's no way he didn't have somebody around him saying "uhh, that makes Trump look really bad".

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I swear I saw another photo of this painting a few days ago, but you couldn't see much of the face, just mainly the finger pointing, because I remember wondering what the full painting looked like (can't find the other one right now...).  If you look at this guy's twitter feed, I think it's a really subtle troll job, case in point:

 

 

 

 

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"The documents were never in any danger.  Mar-a-Lago is well fortified and cannot be breached."

-Guy who allowed in an obvious troll with arguably the most insulting and horrid painting of Trump ever put to canvas.  
 

"Sounds like he runs a pretty tight ship over there" /jerryonkrueger&trump

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  On 1/18/2023 at 5:15 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Not downfall, but cracked me up:

 

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was that guy secret service, personal body guard, or just maralogo security?

 

Also:

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/3817804-trump-trounces-desantis-in-potential-gop-primary-matchup-new-poll-finds/

 

A Morning Consult poll released Wednesday showed Trump with 48 percent support among potential Republican primary voters, followed by DeSantis with 31 percent.

 

Disclaimer: I have no idea how good of a poll the "morning consult" is.

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31% is pretty good result for DeSanctimonious without declaring.  The Fox News machine will tell the stupids to dump Trump after he Ron announces and the polls will change almost in an instant with the exception of the 20%-ish of the only Trumpers.

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  On 1/19/2023 at 4:32 AM, Old Freak Nasty said:
31% is pretty good result for DeSanctimonious without declaring.  The Fox News machine will tell the stupids to dump Trump after he Ron announces and the polls will change almost in an instant with the exception of the 20%-ish of the only Trumpers.

Man.
Y’all still don’t get it.
You will, eventually.
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  On 1/19/2023 at 3:01 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t know that I understand. Declassify the docs so he could take them away and hide them legally?

 

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I think it goes something like this.  He badly wants to discredit the Russian influence allegations.

There's lots of information out there that he wanted to declassify the Xfire Hurricane stuff, but as noted above, it didn't happen.

So, he took some of the shit, hoping to distribute it publicly somehow, even without properly declassifying it.

It's pretty clear that Judicial Watch moron was in his ear about what he could and couldn't do with Presidential Records, and I rather doubt that Trump understands any difference between Presidential Records and classified materials.

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  On 1/19/2023 at 4:32 AM, Old Freak Nasty said:

31% is pretty good result for DeSanctimonious without declaring.  The Fox News machine will tell the stupids to dump Trump after he Ron announces and the polls will change almost in an instant with the exception of the 20%-ish of the only Trumpers.

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My friend, that's old politics. What's happening here is pro-republic versus anti-republic conflict. It's shocking, if the poll is correct, that Trump, mumbling and thumbing his nuts in Florida, commands such a large part of the GOP.

That's plurality large enough to control the GOP and encourage further undermining of democratic institutions and principles such as we've seen since 2016. They're not looking to flock to a pol like DeSantis. 

I think you're too optimistic about Trump's sway. It remains dominant if the poll accurately reflects GOP voter inclination.

  On 1/19/2023 at 4:36 AM, Brisketexan said:


Man.
Y’all still don’t get it.
You will, eventually.

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Paradigm shifts are difficult to give oneself over to. The illusory safety and comfort in sticking to the old paradigm is quite a siren.

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  On 1/17/2023 at 7:59 PM, UTCzech III said:

I swear I saw another photo of this painting a few days ago, but you couldn't see much of the face, just mainly the finger pointing, because I remember wondering what the full painting looked like (can't find the other one right now...).  If you look at this guy's twitter feed, I think it's a really subtle troll job, case in point:

 

 

 

 

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Assuming this is parody, what's the Joan Jett joke that I'm missing?

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Trump has a legit beef that he helped give the evangelicals what they wanted and many have abandoned them. But alliances of pure self interest are not lasting. Love to see them all fight.

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