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For fuck's sake make sure to tuck all of your shirt back in after taking a shit, especially in the White House. Fucking nincompoop bum.

 

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  On 1/15/2021 at 11:00 PM, Brisketexan said:

And a bald, reptilian nazi.  And a fake-titted ugly hearted subject of the POTUS's incestuous fantasies....and her simpering, weak-minded husband.  And a cokehead and his frightening witch/girlfriend.  And the Keebler elf (remember him?).

I mean....it's a fucking gallery of goddamned losers.  Every last one of them.  There's not a person in this admin I would even trust with the night shift assistant manager job at a Jack in the Box.

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In fairness, that’s a very important position.  Especially when I’ve been drinking.

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  On 1/15/2021 at 11:15 PM, smuggs said:

For fuck's sake make sure to tuck all of your shirt back in after taking a shit, especially in the White House. Fucking nincompoop bum.

 

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Look on the face is giving me indications of pegging. 

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  On 1/15/2021 at 9:54 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Some light treason from MyPillow crackhead:

 

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Jfc, after everything that has happened and been said, trump is taking meetings discussing strategies on how to stay in office even with military assistance?  I suppose trump apologists or pence will chalk it up to just asking’ questions.

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Reminder that the vast majority of voter fraud was by Trump supporters and the only evidence of a politician trying to illegally tamper with the election results is what Trump tried to do. 

"Stop the Steal," lmao. Trump caught red-handed trying to steal the election.

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Are those engraved guns meant to be fired? I figured they were like those facsimile-signed World Series bats you get with a Sports Illustrated subscription.

why can’t they be nerdy and collect shoes or something?

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Jim Acosta just brought the lulz:

"The Star Wars bar of characters continue to file in and out of the White House.  The My Pillow guy was seen leaving" .... yadda yadda.

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  On 1/16/2021 at 1:01 AM, TwiceHorn said:

And part of their reorg plan is to move to Texas and re-incorporate.

Great.  Thanks a lot.

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Because we've got a lax AG, friendly natives, and the Lege of little concern.

My only hope is they are conveniently located for regular deliveries of protesters.

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Maggie with the update on MyPillow guy.  Apparently one of the things he did was update Trump on stuff that is on Twitter that he can't read.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I don't have a twitter account yet I'm somehow able to find 

  On 1/16/2021 at 1:45 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Maggie with the update on MyPillow guy.  Apparently one of the things he did was update Trump on stuff that is on Twitter that he can't read.

 

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Lolwat?  I don't have a twitter account yet I'm somehow able to find and read tweets of interest.

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  On 1/16/2021 at 2:02 AM, WBT said:

I don't have a twitter account yet I'm somehow able to find 

Lolwat?  I don't have a twitter account yet I'm somehow able to find and read tweets of interest.

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The internet in general is hard for the olds to navigate.  You think dotard understands any of it aside from I press this tweety bird and type stuff and it goes to my cult?  

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  On 1/16/2021 at 2:02 AM, WBT said:

I don't have a twitter account yet I'm somehow able to find 

Lolwat?  I don't have a twitter account yet I'm somehow able to find and read tweets of interest.

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He’s on double secret probation.

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I think what he did was impeachable no doubt. But this close to the end I really don’t want to have Trump in the headlines until summer. That is going to suck.

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  On 1/16/2021 at 1:45 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Maggie with the update on MyPillow guy.  Apparently one of the things he did was update Trump on stuff that is on Twitter that he can't read.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Said some of it related to reports Trump is now unable to see because he doesn't have Twitter.

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Wife and I have been house-hunting and went to look at one today. While waiting for our realtor, we were parked across the street where a Guadalupe County Sheriff's SUV was parked... when our realtor showed up, we got out and walked over to her car only to see one of those Trump on a Train or whatever flags on the cop's house. We spent about 5 minutes in the house and were like "yeah it smells funny bye"  (honestly the house sucked anyways). No fucking way I'm living across from some jack fuck like that. 

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  On 1/15/2021 at 11:00 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

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Left to his own devices with the the US behind him and the entire globe as a trading partner, he still fucked up his brand.  I don't know how, it's beyond logic and understanding, especially since he proved he could break laws, Dotard proved to be a Rod Serling wet dream. Bankruptcy has a name, and it's Trump.  They are synonymous.  And the fact that a segment of the population cannot recognize such a failure entitles him to every cent they own since in a world of free will, they are too damn stupid to keep their money out of his pocket.   The stupid attacks common sense, science and facts.  Go ahead, apply logic--I dare ya.  Try to find a morale to the story they wanted for the US.  

We the morons of the United States, in order to create a more one sided union, establish injustice, insure domestic Futility, provide for white defence, fuck the general Welfare--that's Socialism, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to Anglos and their Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution unless we disagree, for the Southern States of America.

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  On 1/16/2021 at 3:26 AM, Buzzrock said:

Rudy?

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Bro keep up. The Donald chucked him right under the bus.

That 20k a day Rudy was billing him got a hard no. 

Ain't seen ole Rudy recently have ya?

The last I saw was Gym Jordan to defend him and that got real quiet real fast.

He has run out of chits to play. Nobody owes him.

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  On 1/16/2021 at 1:20 AM, cactusflinthead said:

Because we've got a lax AG, friendly natives, and the Lege of little concern.

My only hope is they are conveniently located for regular deliveries of protesters.

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Fucker proved he could get 5 Americans killed and not lose almost 75 million supporters.  

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  On 1/16/2021 at 3:23 AM, Mdhorn said:

Left to his own devices with the the US behind him and the entire globe as a trading partner, he still fucked up his brand.  I don't know how, it's beyond logic and understanding, especially since he proved he could break laws, Dotard proved to be a Rod Serling wet dream. Bankruptcy has a name, and it's Trump.  They are synonymous.  And the fact that a segment of the population cannot recognize such a failure entitles him to every cent they own since in a world of free will, they are too damn stupid to keep their money out of his pocket.   The stupid attacks common sense, science and facts.  Go ahead, apply logic--I dare ya.  Try to find a morale to the story they wanted for the US.  

We the morons of the United States, in order to create a more one sided union, establish injustice, insure domestic Futility, provide for white defence, fuck the general Welfare--that's Socialism, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to Anglos and their Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution unless we disagree, for the Southern States of America.

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  On 1/16/2021 at 3:33 AM, Mdhorn said:

Fucker proved he could get 5 Americans killed and not lose almost 75 million supporters.  

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True. But they don't sit behind the bench. Shit is getting real for them. It's about to get harder.

It would be cooler if the FBI did away with that weed thing. There is a legion of dope smokin propeller heads waiting.

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Seriously how long after Wednesday do we have to wait before interviews and books come out from staff and anyone around him looking to make some money of their own, detailing what all went on during his term?



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