A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Pig Bellmont 8888]

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Edited March 25, 2023 by Pig Bellmont

[WhatTheBuck 28942]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s at the airport. I assume he will walk off the plane to the podium, spew his shit, then walk back to the plane and take off. 

He probably wants to use his Trump plane as a prop (no pun intended). I’ll bet it’s set up so you can see it in the background when he’s at the podium. 

[YGIFS 19458]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

they won’t even shut off the plane 😂😂😂

Yeah, it took this 'billionaire business genius" 7 years to afford one replacement engine for his plane...so he's certainly gonna wanna show it off like a teenager blaring their new subwoofer in a Plymouth Laser.  Also, 757's are cool planes and all...but they've never thought to update the livery/paint job from 1991 Drakkar Noir themed palate?  

[tx 3 putt 78790]

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He probably wants to use his Trump plane as a prop (no pun intended). I’ll bet it’s set up so you can see it in the background when he’s at the podium. 

Trump Force 1 !

[Gatorubet 30799]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Want. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Want. 

hope you don't have kids or pets that jump on the counter

[Gatorubet 30799]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hope you don't have kids or pets that jump on the counter

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28942]

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hope you don't have kids or pets that jump on the counter

I hope he has a cat that does. 

[washparkhorn 9974]

Branch Stupidians—the whackos is Waco

[tchookem 3988]

wonder how many insurrectionists that have been evading capture will get arrested at this. could be hilarious

Not a bad idea actually. Like that operation that the DC Police did in the 80s. Only instead of promising Super Bowl tickets, they promise "an intimate evening with Donald Trump". They'd show up... oh they'd show up.

[Red Five 41793]

Not a bad idea actually. Like that operation that the DC Police did in the 80s. Only instead of promising Super Bowl tickets, they promise "an intimate evening with Donald Trump". They'd show up... oh they'd show up.

People will come, Ray.

[BamaATL 16593]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Nutbags.

You know its odd that God never told any of these folks to volunteer at their food bank, to teach disadvantaged youth, to help the homeless, etc.  Nope, fly across the world and support Trump.  

In thinking about this, if I suddenly told my wife that God told me to fly to India and support Modi, I think she'd be well within her rights to have me put down.  (One might well argue she already has just cause as it is).  

[Bama Chick 28596]

 

Ya know I always intellectually understand why “stolen valor” was a shitty thing to do but it never riled me up or anything.

After seeing firsthand truly fucking hard it is just to make it through Marine boot camp - let alone serve???

I want to beat the shit out of assholes like this piece of shit.

.4% of Americans are active duty and around 7% of Americans have served.

Of that .4%, 14% are Marines. So only 179,000 Americans are active duty Marines.

So fuck that guy.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13641]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Nutbags.

There can only be one Billy Ray Cyrus.

[Willfully Horn 8291]

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

There can only be one Billy Ray Cyrus.

 

[tx 3 putt 78790]

42 minutes ago, tchookem said:

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wonder how many insurrectionists that have been evading capture will get arrested at this. could be hilarious

Not a bad idea actually. Like that operation that the DC Police did in the 80s. Only instead of promising Super Bowl tickets, they promise "an intimate evening with Donald Trump". They'd show up... oh they'd show up.

tell them they won the opportunity to change his diaper 

[tx 3 putt 78790]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

and of course she’s living in dfw 

[Satchel 6983]

Houston’s Dan Patrick is at the rally.

[tx 3 putt 78790]

 

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[Pato del Muerto 53607]

Not familiar with representative governing I guess. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19350]

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

They are so fucking.  Ughhh.

[NWBuck 8632]

4 hours ago, BamaATL said:

You know, they are always dressed in American flag clothing, and I can't help but wonder if they ever realize how disrespectful it is to shrapnel bomb their clothing with funnel cakes, or how much mustard they are going to get on their shirt, or that deep frying an American flag in grease from their diet isn't very nice.  

 

Sheeeit... They stopped caring about the flag code when they started using it as clothing and decor. 

[tx 3 putt 78790]

 

[Born to Run 6601]

 

Bevis got fake tits?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13641]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Calm down, Poopy Pants.

[Blotto 24045]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

tell them they won the opportunity to change his diaper 

Gotta upsell them on the covfefe patriot package. Sure it costs an extra $500, but you get to keep the diaper. Everyone else is gifting these rubes, might as well jump in before they all die of the beetus. 

[Underdog 29239]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

They fucked and made up? 

[Underdog 29239]

Be a good time for a tornado to come through there. 

[Willfully Horn 8291]

Seen outside the rally. There’s fungus among us sammiches.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Be a good time for a tornado to come through there. 

nah, that could spread the contagion and there might be survivors. I'm thinking more of a localized black hole ala the Poltergeist house. just consume what's necessary and leave a pristine prairie where they were

[tx 3 putt 78790]

16 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Seen outside the rally. There’s fungus among us sammiches.

 

[tx 3 putt 78790]

15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah, that could spread the contagion and there might be survivors. I'm thinking more of a localized black hole ala the Poltergeist house. just consume what's necessary and leave a pristine prairie where they were

 

[Beau Vine 55897]

 

[David Dennison 19571]

Is there anyone who can challenge him for the nomination?

[HRSchenker 2341]

I guess he's embracing the January 6th incident? Wild to see that footage as part of his intro

[cactusflinthead 27628]

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is there anyone who can challenge him for the nomination?

[cactusflinthead 27628]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Be a good time for a tornado to come through there. 

Is it ever not?

[cactusflinthead 27628]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah, that could spread the contagion and there might be survivors. I'm thinking more of a localized black hole ala the Poltergeist house. just consume what's necessary and leave a pristine prairie where they were

On second thought, I'll take a poorly ventilated grain silo incident. Fuck these people 

[TwiceHorn 32114]

41 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I thought they were against drag queens?

[tx 3 putt 78790]

52 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

this is why you fucking HANG all traitors 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Is there anyone who can challenge him for the nomination?

the courts 

Edited March 26, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[aggie08 21853]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

the courts 

[dcbc 14657]

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Seen outside the rally. There’s fungus among us sammiches.

 

Toe cheese.

[F250 29211]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Spit that blood lives!

Too skinny. I'm pretty sure Spit That Blood was shaped like an apple.

[AnTiM 1698]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Cloven hoof and cloven face, what a pair.

[tx 3 putt 78790]

8 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Branch Stupidians—the whackos is Waco

Fuck Waco. Burn it to the ground ..,

 

[Biff Tannen 46208]

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Color our world Blackened