A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Edited March 25, 2023 by Pig Bellmont

[WhatTheBuck 28795]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s at the airport. I assume he will walk off the plane to the podium, spew his shit, then walk back to the plane and take off. 

He probably wants to use his Trump plane as a prop (no pun intended). I’ll bet it’s set up so you can see it in the background when he’s at the podium. 

[YGIFS 19452]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

they won’t even shut off the plane 😂😂😂

Yeah, it took this 'billionaire business genius" 7 years to afford one replacement engine for his plane...so he's certainly gonna wanna show it off like a teenager blaring their new subwoofer in a Plymouth Laser.  Also, 757's are cool planes and all...but they've never thought to update the livery/paint job from 1991 Drakkar Noir themed palate?  

[tx 3 putt 77274]

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He probably wants to use his Trump plane as a prop (no pun intended). I’ll bet it’s set up so you can see it in the background when he’s at the podium. 

Trump Force 1 !

[Gatorubet 30280]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Want. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33881]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Want. 

hope you don't have kids or pets that jump on the counter

[Gatorubet 30280]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hope you don't have kids or pets that jump on the counter

[Longhorn_Fan68 33881]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28795]

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hope you don't have kids or pets that jump on the counter

I hope he has a cat that does. 

[washparkhorn 9939]

Branch Stupidians—the whackos is Waco

[tchookem 3905]

wonder how many insurrectionists that have been evading capture will get arrested at this. could be hilarious

Not a bad idea actually. Like that operation that the DC Police did in the 80s. Only instead of promising Super Bowl tickets, they promise "an intimate evening with Donald Trump". They'd show up... oh they'd show up.

[Red Five 40879]

Not a bad idea actually. Like that operation that the DC Police did in the 80s. Only instead of promising Super Bowl tickets, they promise "an intimate evening with Donald Trump". They'd show up... oh they'd show up.

People will come, Ray.

[BamaATL 16593]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Nutbags.

You know its odd that God never told any of these folks to volunteer at their food bank, to teach disadvantaged youth, to help the homeless, etc.  Nope, fly across the world and support Trump.  

In thinking about this, if I suddenly told my wife that God told me to fly to India and support Modi, I think she'd be well within her rights to have me put down.  (One might well argue she already has just cause as it is).  

[Bama Chick 28596]

 

Ya know I always intellectually understand why “stolen valor” was a shitty thing to do but it never riled me up or anything.

After seeing firsthand truly fucking hard it is just to make it through Marine boot camp - let alone serve???

I want to beat the shit out of assholes like this piece of shit.

.4% of Americans are active duty and around 7% of Americans have served.

Of that .4%, 14% are Marines. So only 179,000 Americans are active duty Marines.

So fuck that guy.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13586]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Nutbags.

There can only be one Billy Ray Cyrus.

[Willfully Horn 8045]

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

There can only be one Billy Ray Cyrus.

 

[tx 3 putt 77274]

42 minutes ago, tchookem said:

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wonder how many insurrectionists that have been evading capture will get arrested at this. could be hilarious

Not a bad idea actually. Like that operation that the DC Police did in the 80s. Only instead of promising Super Bowl tickets, they promise "an intimate evening with Donald Trump". They'd show up... oh they'd show up.

tell them they won the opportunity to change his diaper 

[tx 3 putt 77274]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

and of course she’s living in dfw 

[Satchel 6939]

Houston’s Dan Patrick is at the rally.

[tx 3 putt 77274]

 

[tx 3 putt 77274]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52553]

Not familiar with representative governing I guess. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19139]

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

They are so fucking.  Ughhh.

[NWBuck 8578]

4 hours ago, BamaATL said:

You know, they are always dressed in American flag clothing, and I can't help but wonder if they ever realize how disrespectful it is to shrapnel bomb their clothing with funnel cakes, or how much mustard they are going to get on their shirt, or that deep frying an American flag in grease from their diet isn't very nice.  

 

Sheeeit... They stopped caring about the flag code when they started using it as clothing and decor. 

[tx 3 putt 77274]

 

[Born to Run 6569]

 

Bevis got fake tits?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13586]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Calm down, Poopy Pants.

[Blotto 23560]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

tell them they won the opportunity to change his diaper 

Gotta upsell them on the covfefe patriot package. Sure it costs an extra $500, but you get to keep the diaper. Everyone else is gifting these rubes, might as well jump in before they all die of the beetus. 

[Underdog 28762]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

They fucked and made up? 

[Underdog 28762]

Be a good time for a tornado to come through there. 

[Willfully Horn 8045]

Seen outside the rally. There’s fungus among us sammiches.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33881]

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Be a good time for a tornado to come through there. 

nah, that could spread the contagion and there might be survivors. I'm thinking more of a localized black hole ala the Poltergeist house. just consume what's necessary and leave a pristine prairie where they were

[tx 3 putt 77274]

16 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Seen outside the rally. There’s fungus among us sammiches.

 

[tx 3 putt 77274]

15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah, that could spread the contagion and there might be survivors. I'm thinking more of a localized black hole ala the Poltergeist house. just consume what's necessary and leave a pristine prairie where they were

 

[Beau Vine 54342]

 

[David Dennison 18944]

Is there anyone who can challenge him for the nomination?

[HRSchenker 2271]

I guess he's embracing the January 6th incident? Wild to see that footage as part of his intro

[cactusflinthead 27601]

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is there anyone who can challenge him for the nomination?

[cactusflinthead 27601]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52553]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Be a good time for a tornado to come through there. 

Is it ever not?

[cactusflinthead 27601]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33881]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah, that could spread the contagion and there might be survivors. I'm thinking more of a localized black hole ala the Poltergeist house. just consume what's necessary and leave a pristine prairie where they were

On second thought, I'll take a poorly ventilated grain silo incident. Fuck these people 

[TwiceHorn 31517]

41 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I thought they were against drag queens?

[tx 3 putt 77274]

52 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

this is why you fucking HANG all traitors 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Is there anyone who can challenge him for the nomination?

the courts 

Edited March 26, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[aggie08 21513]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

the courts 

[dcbc 14503]

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Seen outside the rally. There’s fungus among us sammiches.

 

Toe cheese.

[F250 28809]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Spit that blood lives!

Too skinny. I'm pretty sure Spit That Blood was shaped like an apple.

[AnTiM 1669]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Cloven hoof and cloven face, what a pair.

[tx 3 putt 77274]

8 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Branch Stupidians—the whackos is Waco

Fuck Waco. Burn it to the ground ..,

 

[Biff Tannen 45697]

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Color our world Blackened