A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Underdog 28437]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

TikTok gossip girl saying there’s some smoke to Peter Davidson and Melina trump

 

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

If it’s on the internet, it must be true. Twitter and TikTok just give you another layer of credibility. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If it’s on the internet, it must be true. Twitter and TikTok just give you another layer of credibility. 

she’s  big time legit, all the kardashians have blocked her !

[Red Five 40593]

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Hey look it's Fake Melania too.

[RomaVicta 29756]

21 hours ago, Slacks said:

Prohibition has never worked. Yes, it was irrational and almost entirely racially motivated as the arrest records indicate.

Nixon was a better policymaker than Trump, but the War on Drugs "policy" was always bullshit.

The metaphor of war reflects how our society thinks and works. Like the war on terrorism, it's not directed at anything concrete. We use that war thing for too many things. War on Poverty. I think that war was at least well-intended and meant to generate war-like effort. Americans are literalists.

War on drugs. Okay, we're never to blame for anything, so it can't possibly be a demand problem. Evil doers are forcing our children into trying and falling addicted to drugs. It's just a single step from marijuana to heroin!

Who is it getting our kids and society addicted? Foreigners who were just sort of creating this stuff and didn't know what to do with it. So they came over here and essentially forced what was obviously a happy, content citizenry into the throes of drug use.

Okay, we know how to deal with foreigners! Their local lackeys are crooks! Yay enemies!

I think where Reagan made everything worse was that appeal to "get tough" as a solution to everything. Harsher sentencing will scare the will to profit out of these bad guys. An addict will think twice before injecting the heroin into his arm. Let's spend lots of money on the police!

In the mass shooting thread, someone posted an article about why an armed society like Switzerland is so generally happy. They. Invest. In. Mental. Healthcare.

Extend a hand or cuff a hand. We know what the Americans like to do.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Barr is and always was a traitor to this country and especially the constitution 

he need to meet the fate of all traitors 

[Beau Vine 53964]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The metaphor of war reflects how our society thinks and works. Like the war on terrorism, it's not directed at anything concrete. We use that war thing for too many things. War on Poverty. I think that war was at least well-intended and meant to generate war-like effort. Americans are literalists.

 

[Neonmoon 38127]

32 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Will this be addressed in the weaponization of government hearings?

[Restless Native 315]

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

TikTok gossip girl saying there’s some smoke to Peter Davidson and Melina trump

 

Oh please let this be true. Come on, God. I really don't ask for much.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

43 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Will this be addressed in the weaponization of government hearings?

[Gatorubet 30064]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The feds asking state prosecutors to step aside while they have an ongoing prosecution (the Cohen case investigation) is not at all unusual. What is unusual is the feds recognizing that what happened was a crime, and not going after co-conspirator number one.  

Vance being asked to step aside while the feds investigate is not suspicious or unusual. The feds ignoring the follow up indictment of Trump when  Cohen was guilty is unusual….but not for a whore like Barr and the informal do not charge a sitting POTUS policy. 

[The Dog 43771]

 

[Pig Bellmont 8679]

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

That’s believable but also Cy Vance wasn’t exactly on top of the Harvey Weinstein stuff, so this could just be an excuse 

[Jhawkmvp 1488]

11 hours ago, Red Five said:

Hey look it's Fake Melania too.

You know it is Fake Melania because she is holding his hand.

Edited April 3, 2023 by Jhawkmvp

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

Ivana Trump was the center of an FBI counterintelligence inquiry surrounding her ties to Czechoslovakia.

Yeah, I'm sure Ivana really fell down a flight of stairs.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/fbi-releases-first-trove-of-its-top-secret-ivana-trump-docs/ar-AA199lSa

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5104]

On 3/29/2023 at 2:43 PM, YGIFS said:

100,000 dead from drag show?  Wow.  We should do something about that.  

I mean if that's just from drag shows, how many die at shows/movies/concerts/theaters overall?  Say 1 in 100 performances nationwide is a drag show, that means we're losing 10mm people overall just from the performing arts?  Somebody has got to put a stop to this.  Our entire population will be completely gone by the time "Top Gun Maverick: The Musical" is off Broadway.  

I think some people are misunderstanding what the word slay means when a drag queen is using it.

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None of those are referring to actually killing anyone.  Maybe this has all just been a slang misunderstanding after all?

[4th&Five 41457]

 

[Red Five 40593]

"Oh Mr. President, I couldn't possibly imagine you doing something illegal like that....."

"Well think harder Potato Head because I would absolutely do that! I was President so that means I have the right to steal what I want and then try to cover it up."

"Oh god moving on, quickly please"

 

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

‘I would totally collude with a foreign government to get elected. Who wouldn’t?’

[Red Five 40593]

From the comments:

Hannity is about to hood Trump like a falcon to keep him from saying the bad stuff out loud.

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

37 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Yeah, he took those boxes to sell them…. Either to a foriegn entity or sell the back to our govt a la Nixon

[The Dog 43771]

 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

35 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

the man is a complete idiot and his narcissism is off the chart 

 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

Making 

Attorneys

Get 

Attorneys 

[Restless Native 315]

I have the right to take stuff. 7 plus decades of a life distilled down to one sentence.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

14 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ivana Trump was the center of an FBI counterintelligence inquiry surrounding her ties to Czechoslovakia.

Yeah, I'm sure Ivana really fell down a flight of stairs.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/fbi-releases-first-trove-of-its-top-secret-ivana-trump-docs/ar-AA199lSa

 

You know he's dumb enough to simply leave his fingerprints on shit. I doubt it was hard to determine whether or not he personally went through those files.

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

Between 100,000 drag show deaths and 800,000 missing children annually, how do these people think we have any people left in this country under the age of 60?  

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Between 100,000 drag show deaths and 800,000 missing children annually, how do these people think we have any people left in this country under the age of 60?  

Caravans

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

29 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

You know he's dumb enough to simply leave his fingerprints on shit. I doubt it was hard to determine whether or not he personally went through those files.

Ketchup stains led the way

[YGIFS 19449]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

Yeah, imagine telling your tax attorney...

"My K-1's are right there in that box marked K-1 documents"

Alina, "Sir, these are diagrams on what looks like some kinda missile launcher, tank thingy."

"Oh wait, those are blueprints for the K-1/M-1 interballistic missile system for some friends  of mine from overseas.  Try the other K-1 box." 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, imagine telling your tax attorney...

"My K-1's are right there in that box marked K-1 documents"

Alina, "Sir, these are diagrams on what looks like some kinda missile launcher, tank thingy."

"Oh wait, those are blueprints for the K-1/M-1 interballistic missile system for some friends  of mine from overseas.  Try the other K-1 box." 

Alina: "Sir these are just poorly colored drawings of letters of the alphabet."

"Oh wait, those are Eric's K-1st grade homework. They're due on Thursday. Try the other K-1 box"

[YGIFS 19449]

Alina: "Sir, this other K-1 box is a list of medical codes K-1 thru K-37 for all the procedures done to Guilfoyle's face this year.  And this other box of K-1's is labeled 1-K, and appears to contain nothing but 2.2 pounds of some kinda white powder with Junior's burner phone on top of it."  

-Alright, try the next one Alina.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Making 

Attorneys

Get 

Attorneys 

I always like to be not in a deposition. They really screw with my waking and baking. 

[The Royal We 3059]

That will probably hurt his fee-fees more than anything else he's getting hit with this week.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

[YGIFS 19449]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

According to Stormy, there's nothing about Trump's dick that could be described as "total"  Unless she asks "Is it in?" and he replies, "In total" 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

2 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

That will probably hurt his fee-fees more than anything else he's getting hit with this week.

If Forbes were to say something like "Jarod is much, much wealthier than his father-in-law"  Trump might stroke out. 

[YGIFS 19449]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If Forbes were to say something like "Jarod is much, much wealthier than his father-in-law"  Trump might stroke out. 

No, Trump might lash  out.  Trump will stroke out, if Jarod also reminds Trump that Ivanka now does anal in her middle age.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If Forbes were to say something like "Jarod is much, much wealthier than his father-in-law"  Trump might stroke out. 

well, only one of them is a billionaire

[RomaVicta 29756]

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

I'm through lying about that and refuse to lie about it anymore. If you allow me to lie about the justice system and reality, I'll be glad to keep lying for you. I have standards, you know!

[C-Man 26992]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Please take the stand, Donald. There's a 1000% chance he'll self-incriminate himself on the stand and it won't take Lt Kaffee, Cecil O'Malley or Anthony Rodriguez to do it either.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19074]

55 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Please take the stand, Donald. There's a 1000% chance he'll self-incriminate himself on the stand and it won't take Lt Kaffee, Cecil O'Malley or Anthony Rodriguez to do it either.

[YGIFS 19449]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Please take the stand, Donald. There's a 1000% chance he'll self-incriminate himself on the stand and it won't take Lt Kaffee, Cecil O'Malley or Anthony Rodriguez to do it either.

The "deep down, you want me on that Wall.  You need me on that Wall ......that Mexico paid for which I didn't build and instead gave all our country's money for it to Steve Bannon" lines just write themselves.  

[956 Worldwide 34314]

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Oh Mr. President, I couldn't possibly imagine you doing something illegal like that....."

"Well think harder Potato Head because I would absolutely do that! I was President so that means I have the right to steal what I want and then try to cover it up."

"Oh god moving on, quickly please"

 

I hope he demands to get on the stand. 
 

“You wouldn’t do illegal stuff, would you?”

”I’d do all the illegal stuff! I get to do that!” 

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

You know he's dumb enough to simply leave his fingerprints on shit. I doubt it was hard to determine whether or not he personally went through those files.

I just assumed it was all the empty Big Mac boxes that tipped them off.

[atomheartbevo 89362]

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

You know he's dumb enough to simply leave his fingerprints on shit. I doubt it was hard to determine whether or not he personally went through those files.

Cross-posting, but this popped up this morning

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FOX News is told multiple U.S. Secret Service agents connected to Former President Donald Trump have been subpoenaed & are expected to testify before the D.C. grand jury likely on Friday. The grand jury appearances are related to the Special Counsel Jack Smith probe into the handling of classified documents at Mar-a-Lago.

 

Edited April 3, 2023 by atomheartbevo

[ChiTownDoc 21091]

You know Eric was giggling like Beavis while he figured out the plane he was watching was the one he was in.  Donald had to be suicidal watching his dipshit offspring.  That makes me feel good.