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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Not 1, but 10 Freedom Cities !!!!

 

Why isn’t he working on this project now?  Does he need the power of the federal government to create these government-free spaces?  
 

and if he does, to deregulate sufficiently, why not just deregulate and let the current cities become freedom cities with their newfound deregulated freedom?

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41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Also, all these mentions of Luke & Owen Wilson.  I feel like Andrew is left out of the conversation.  He's like the Wilson Family equivalent of Frank Stallone.  

Well, the worst poster on Surly has him as his avatar, so that kind of takes some of the wind out of his sails.

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Wait, the Bud Light with no calories or the one with no alcohol or like they won't brew any amount of it because it's too 'woke'?  

I told this in all seriousness to a friend who brews craft beer here in Austin.  Somebody feel free to take this and run with it.  But if you're not making a "Schmitt's Gay" beer right now for rapid consumption, you're a crappy brewery.  

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why isn’t he working on this project now?  Does he need the power of the federal government to create these government-free spaces?  
 

and if he does, to deregulate sufficiently, why not just deregulate and let the current cities become freedom cities with their newfound deregulated freedom?

Because he's dumber than a pile of Reveille's shit? 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If they are out on all InBev brands, they are pretty much stuck with the molsoncoors brands. And maybe yuengling- that’s still family owned so it’d be up to their politics. 

yuengling ??  That sounds like some china beer!!

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I have 3 Yuenglings that have been in my fridge for fucking ever that someone left behind . At one time I had 4 of those bad boys, until I gave them a try. I did not finish ol #4 and used the rest as a trap for slugs. I suspect the last three will meet a similar fate unless a Yankee Maga Bil rolls through. He lives in Philly , loves drinking that piss, and rolling his buggers into balls, and maybe some light domestic violence afterwards too. But he's kinda not invited anymore so if yall need free beer hmu..

I'd rather be dry forever than drink that shit.

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What does this mean? The party of Reagan, Lincoln, Goldwater etc... is "never coming back?"  Where does that leave conservatives?
 
 
Where they've always been, grifting the supporters and fleecing the taxpayer, just without the facade of decency and self-delusion of principle.
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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

What does this mean? The party of Reagan, Lincoln, Goldwater etc... is "never coming back?"

I think he's trying to fire a warning shot across the bow of the more moderate members of the GQP, basically telling them that he controls the party, and that they'd better get behind him.

As much as it pains me to say this, it's one of the more competent things he's said and done lately.

It's not that competent - that's a message that should have been delivered in a more private/closed door forum, but he's putting it out there way ahead of the primaries that they had better get behind him, and to give up on finding a non-Trump Republican.

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I think he's trying to fire a warning shot across the bow of the more moderate members of the GQP, basically telling them that he controls the party, and that they'd better get behind him.

As much as it pains me to say this, it's one of the more competent things he's said and done lately.

It's not that competent - that's a message that should have been delivered in a more private/closed door forum, but he's putting it out there way ahead of the primaries that they had better get behind him, and to give up on finding a non-Trump Republican.


it’s the party of trump !

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17 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I think "pedantic" is like a literary term or some shit.  

Also, all these mentions of Luke & Owen Wilson.  I feel like Andrew is left out of the conversation.  He's like the Wilson Family equivalent of Frank Stallone.  

You’ll hear about him more and more if Trump’s master development goes as planned. Every freedom city needs their own Beef Supreme.

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17 hours ago, Born to Run said:

I have 3 Yuenglings that have been in my fridge for fucking ever that someone left behind . At one time I had 4 of those bad boys, until I gave them a try. I did not finish ol #4 and used the rest as a trap for slugs. I suspect the last three will meet a similar fate unless a Yankee Maga Bil rolls through. He lives in Philly , loves drinking that piss, and rolling his buggers into balls, and maybe some light domestic violence afterwards too. But he's kinda not invited anymore so if yall need free beer hmu..

I'd rather be dry forever than drink that shit.

make some beer brats or something and stop using electricity to keep that swill cold

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4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Trump is right!  Fox needs to just admit it and say “God damn right we did it and we would do it again!”  While they are at it they should just go ahead and declare as FACT that FedEx, UPS, Disney and ever other woke company changed all those votes as ordered by Hugo Chavez!

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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This amuses me in a morbid way.

I think the morons believe that Trump is smart and somehow knows what no one else can prove:  that the election was rigged.

But this particular post shows what we all know.  He doesn't know shit and just has to rely on whatever harebrained shit his supporters come up with.  

Mass ballot stuffing-2000 Mules

FBI Colluding with Twitter-dumbass Gym Jordan hearings

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And neither of the last two have anything to do with the vote count.  Even if they occurred, they're indistinguishable from the Russian interference in his favor and the ongoing voter suppression by legal means.

I like to point out to them that when Trump started barking about the election being rigged and stolen, he had no evidence, and that makes it a lie.  That some evidence, if credible, developed later to support his lie doesn't make him any less of a liar.

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6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I like to point out to them that when Trump started barking about the election being rigged and stolen, he had no evidence, and that makes it a lie.  That some evidence, if credible, developed later to support his lie doesn't make him any less of a liar.

Well actually... you can't prove that he didn't already know about the evidence so there's really nothing the legal system can do about it.

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15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

This amuses me in a morbid way.

I think the morons believe that Trump is smart and somehow knows what no one else can prove:  that the election was rigged.

But this particular post shows what we all know.  He doesn't know shit and just has to rely on whatever harebrained shit his supporters come up with.  

Mass ballot stuffing-2000 Mules

FBI Colluding with Twitter-dumbass Gym Jordan hearings

State Legislatures

And neither of the last two have anything to do with the vote count.  Even if they occurred, they're indistinguishable from the Russian interference in his favor and the ongoing voter suppression by legal means.

I like to point out to them that when Trump started barking about the election being rigged and stolen, he had no evidence, and that makes it a lie.  That some evidence, if credible, developed later to support his lie doesn't make him any less of a liar.

Dumbass that he is, he revealed his response to losing prior to both elections. "This election will be rigged!" "See, it was rigged!"

Each statement made with nothing more than...I was going to say speculation, but that would imply he honestly supposed there would be rigging. Each statement is nothing more than ego-defending lie from a little boy who can't face the fact that he's a loser in every endeavor of his life. Every one. Business. Politics. Marriage. Children. Decency. Compassion. 

Of course, most of those he never even tried. A large plurality of Americans love the guy. 

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

But this particular post shows what we all know.  He doesn't know shit and just has to rely on whatever harebrained shit his supporters come up with. 

It also means either he hasn't bothered reading what Fox News submitted (Tucker Carlson hates him, etc.), or the people around him don't respect him enough to say "oh hey, don't embarrass yourself on social media - people at Fox News hate your guts and think Sidney and the others are nuts and Tucker and the others want you gone because they are afraid of your supporters".  At least somebody within Trump's orbit had to have read some of those text messages and emails.

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10 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Imagine how much good this piece of shit could do by talking people into doing good things instead of robbing them.  The mind boggles.

They're haters not contributors. If Trump changed his message to something even mildly conciliatory towards anyone or anything, that heard of deplorables would turn to Kari Lake or some other nasty piece of work willing to say or do anything for power and self-gratification. 

You can't walk away from the cruelty brand. You become an instant liberal radical socialist woker non-man.

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2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Imagine how much good this piece of shit could do by talking people into doing good things instead of robbing them.  The mind boggles.

No one would listen to that idiot failure trying to do anything good. 

His only play is fueling the hate. It's the only way he could do anything. And since he's a piece of shit it comes naturally to him anyway. 

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No one would listen to that idiot failure trying to do anything good. 
His only play is fueling the hate. It's the only way he could do anything. And since he's a piece of shit it comes naturally to him anyway. 

Its not how conmen work. In the Music Man, River City’s problems are likely not caused by pool halls. That was a fear tactic for him to sell bogus mail order instruments and uniforms. But I recollect Harold Hill was able to come through at the end because Shirley Jones was a smokeshow and he wanted a piece of that longterm.

But Trump does not have that ability because he’s shameless and a coward. And he’s incompetent at business operations and basic leadership.
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8 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Trump is right!  Fox needs to just admit it and say “God damn right we did it and we would do it again!”  While they are at it they should just go ahead and declare as FACT that FedEx, UPS, Disney and ever other woke company changed all those votes as ordered by Hugo Chavez!


As they write out that big check to dominion 

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1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


It’s not how conmen work. In the Music Man, River City’s problems are likely not caused by pool halls. That was a fear tactic for him to sell bogus mail order instruments and uniforms. But I recollect Harold Hill was able to come through at the end because Shirley Jones was a smoke show and he wanted a piece of that longterm.

But Trump does not have that ability because he’s shameless and a coward. And he’s incompetent at business operations and basic leadership.

Now I won’t be able to get that  Madame Librarian out of my mind…

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Largest Trump rally in the last 3 years.

On 4/14/2023 at 4:24 AM, tx 3 putt said:

Love it !

 

This next one reminds me of an Andrew Tate rant.  Now I recognize they have the same playbook.

 

9 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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13 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I like to point out to them that when Trump started barking about the election being rigged and stolen, he had no evidence, and that makes it a lie.  That some evidence, if credible, developed later to support his lie doesn't make him any less of a liar.

 

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