A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[atomheartbevo 90650]

25 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Senile fuck said that Jack Smith is interfering with the 2020 election.

He scared. 

Yep. Trump is scared.  Doesn't mean things will happen quickly, but still means he's scared.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Senile fuck said that Jack Smith is interfering with the 2020 election.

He scared. 

"Jack Smith hates Trump. He thinks Trump only pawn in game of life. No Trump not pawn in game of life. Trump is Trump in game of golf. So many hole in one."

[mchookem 16769]

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

[Bullneck 19528]

6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Senile fuck said that Jack Smith is interfering with the 2020 election.

He scared. 

2020, 2024.  Whatever it takes.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Since he’s accusing Biden, now I’m a going to assume he sold documents to China 

 

[TexArcher 39072]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Since he’s accusing Biden, now I’m a going to assume he sold documents to China 

 

And Iran...  And North Korea...

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

And Iran...  And North Korea...

Iran? You mean Saudi Arabia. Trump would never do anything to threaten the lucrative patronage of MBS.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I'd ask how she can say all that with a straight face but with all that work I think that's the only way her face can be now. God these people are a beating.

[Horndog 2296]

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Has Kirstie Alley been disenterred?

[chainsaw 10292]

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

[Red Five 41738]

Ah yes, all of his holes-in-one. That he hits all the time. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20923]

You know how I know Trump has never hit a hole-in-one?  Because he's never tweeted about it. Were he to ever actually do it the world would never hear the end of it.

[TexArcher 39072]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You know how I know Trump has never hit a hole-in-one?  Because he's never tweeted about it. Were he to ever actually do it the world would never hear the end of it.

Also, because he is too fat, unathletic, and incompetent to ever accomplish that or anything else.

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[WhatTheBuck 28930]

On 6/9/2023 at 12:31 PM, TexArcher said:

Also, because he is too fat, unathletic, and incompetent to ever accomplish that or anything else.

I’ve seen his swing. No way he’s even getting it to the green in one stroke. 

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ve seen his swing. No way he’s even getting it to the green in one stroke. 

Haven’t paid attention to vids of him playing, but I assume he hits from the senior tees despite his claims of manly virility, so there’s probably a par 3 or two that are like 100 yards. 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Haven’t paid attention to vids of him playing, but I assume he hits from the senior tees despite his claims of manly virility, so there’s probably a par 3 or two that are like 100 yards. 

Do they have par 2 holes?

[Beau Vine 55867]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Do they have par 2 holes?

Yeah, but he still hasn't figured out the timing on the windmill.

[brown water 3788]

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Do they have par 2 holes?

Yes. They’re called practice greens 

[Beau Vine 55867]

 

[4th&Five 42005]

Venezuela is right next door?

[atomheartbevo 90650]

24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Venezuela is right next door?

Right there next to Bolivia, and if the Brits could talk the Fallen Islands from Paraguay in the 1980s, we could have taken Venezuela in 2020.

There's a reason why Patagonia and Magadonia sound alike - if Trump takes Venezuela, he annexes Patagonia and renames it Magadonia.

Edited June 11, 2023 by atomheartbevo

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19305]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

God, he’s an idiot.

[RomaVicta 30591]

And he wants to be my latex salesman.

Also, I came across this from the NYT:

 

Interesting difference in priority given to honesty. I wonder how many other democracies could elect an open liar to highest office. I do wonder if the parliamentary system is better for that. I guess when the electorate is as far gone as ours is, it doesn't much matter.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

DEEP STATE!

[Bozo_Casanova 26851]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

By the crematorium and the dildo store

[Chooky 13340]

20 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Venezuela is right next door?

Germans? 

[Chad Fuck 18135]

Germans? 

They didn’t stop us when they bombed Pearl Harbor.

[tx 3 putt 78683]

4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

By the crematorium and the dildo store

time to short dildos 

[tx 3 putt 78683]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Germans? 

 

[atomheartbevo 90650]

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

time to short dildos 

Nah, anybody with a decent 3D printer can whip up a batch.

[Gil Bang 26240]

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Nah, anybody with a decent 3D printer can whip up a batch.

And you know this how?

[atomheartbevo 90650]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

And you know this how?

CNET or Consumer Reports did a "TTP" test for all of the major 3D printers (TTP = Time to Penis) where they discussed how quickly people downloaded the plans and printed out dicks.

Maybe it wasn't CNET or Consumer Reports, but I'm sure somebody did.

Edited June 12, 2023 by atomheartbevo

[Underdog 29190]

43 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Nah, anybody with a decent 3D printer can whip up a batch.

 

[Pods 7637]

Taking Rudy to a dildo store is like taking sand to the beach. 

[Chooky 13340]

On 6/5/2023 at 8:00 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

Did they fuck up and put 350cc implants in her lips instead of her tits?

She's a frog woman. Don jr caught her at her floor. In three years she'll be insanely obese. Cheese fries and box chardonnay will be the only things that can console her. 

[Gatorubet 30720]

22 minutes ago, Chooky said:

She's a frog woman. Don jr caught her at her floor. In three years she'll be insanely obese. Cheese fries and box chardonnay will be the only things that can console her. 

Vic can make a mean cheese fries….

[YGIFS 19458]

19 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

And during Trump's long await Infrastructure Week, no less.

"Muh, factory mattress..."

Holy shit, this is quite a computer we're living in.

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6 hours ago, Chooky said:

She's a frog woman. Don jr caught her at her floor. In three years she'll be insanely obese. Cheese fries and box chardonnay will be the only things that can console her. 

pics of these cheese fries ?

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

I assume you heathens really mean chili cheese fries.

[Sawbonz 28222]

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I assume you heathens really mean chili cheese fries.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Where is the unpopular opinion thread?
 

Cheese fries > chili cheese fries 

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Where is the unpopular opinion thread?
 

Cheese fries > chili cheese fries 

U r dumbass when it comes to fries.

[SimonBolivar 11064]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Where is the unpopular opinion thread?
 

Cheese fries > chili cheese fries 

Simple ass cheese fries are great. Also prefer bacon and jalapeños over chili. Chili is great but it overpowers the taste of everything. 

[tx 3 putt 78683]

Cheese + Bacon + fries 

[conVINCEd 21477]

Y’all mf’ers just need to go to Snuffers on TX/OU weekend and get the cheese fries.

[Your Mom 4972]

Chili is a dish. Using it as a condiment is for filthy savages.  

[Mdhorn 6166]

Thought this was a funny social media post:

Yeah, I edited the ad portion, but feel free to use your own.

Edited June 13, 2023 by Mdhorn