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Posted
25 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Senile fuck said that Jack Smith is interfering with the 2020 election.

He scared. 

Yep. Trump is scared.  Doesn't mean things will happen quickly, but still means he's scared.

Posted
2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Senile fuck said that Jack Smith is interfering with the 2020 election.

He scared. 

"Jack Smith hates Trump. He thinks Trump only pawn in game of life. No Trump not pawn in game of life. Trump is Trump in game of golf. So many hole in one."

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Posted
6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Senile fuck said that Jack Smith is interfering with the 2020 election.

He scared. 

2020, 2024.  Whatever it takes.

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Posted
22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I'd ask how she can say all that with a straight face but with all that work I think that's the only way her face can be now. God these people are a beating.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You know how I know Trump has never hit a hole-in-one?  Because he's never tweeted about it. Were he to ever actually do it the world would never hear the end of it.

Also, because he is too fat, unathletic, and incompetent to ever accomplish that or anything else.

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On 6/9/2023 at 12:31 PM, TexArcher said:

Also, because he is too fat, unathletic, and incompetent to ever accomplish that or anything else.

I’ve seen his swing. No way he’s even getting it to the green in one stroke. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ve seen his swing. No way he’s even getting it to the green in one stroke. 

Haven’t paid attention to vids of him playing, but I assume he hits from the senior tees despite his claims of manly virility, so there’s probably a par 3 or two that are like 100 yards. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Haven’t paid attention to vids of him playing, but I assume he hits from the senior tees despite his claims of manly virility, so there’s probably a par 3 or two that are like 100 yards. 

Do they have par 2 holes?

Posted (edited)
24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Venezuela is right next door?

Right there next to Bolivia, and if the Brits could talk the Fallen Islands from Paraguay in the 1980s, we could have taken Venezuela in 2020.

There's a reason why Patagonia and Magadonia sound alike - if Trump takes Venezuela, he annexes Patagonia and renames it Magadonia.

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Posted

And he wants to be my latex salesman.

Also, I came across this from the NYT:

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Interesting difference in priority given to honesty. I wonder how many other democracies could elect an open liar to highest office. I do wonder if the parliamentary system is better for that. I guess when the electorate is as far gone as ours is, it doesn't much matter.

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

And you know this how?

CNET or Consumer Reports did a "TTP" test for all of the major 3D printers (TTP = Time to Penis) where they discussed how quickly people downloaded the plans and printed out dicks.

Maybe it wasn't CNET or Consumer Reports, but I'm sure somebody did.

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Posted
On 6/5/2023 at 8:00 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

Did they fuck up and put 350cc implants in her lips instead of her tits?

She's a frog woman. Don jr caught her at her floor. In three years she'll be insanely obese. Cheese fries and box chardonnay will be the only things that can console her. 

Posted
22 minutes ago, Chooky said:

She's a frog woman. Don jr caught her at her floor. In three years she'll be insanely obese. Cheese fries and box chardonnay will be the only things that can console her. 

Vic can make a mean cheese fries….

Posted
19 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

And during Trump's long await Infrastructure Week, no less.

"Muh, factory mattress..."

Holy shit, this is quite a computer we're living in.

Posted
6 hours ago, Chooky said:

She's a frog woman. Don jr caught her at her floor. In three years she'll be insanely obese. Cheese fries and box chardonnay will be the only things that can console her. 


pics of these cheese fries ?

Posted
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Where is the unpopular opinion thread?
 

Cheese fries > chili cheese fries 

Simple ass cheese fries are great. Also prefer bacon and jalapeños over chili. Chili is great but it overpowers the taste of everything. 

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Posted (edited)

Thought this was a funny social media post:

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Yeah, I edited the ad portion, but feel free to use your own.

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