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Know what woulda been better?  Had the mob of terrorists committing actual treason attacking the Capitol and Capitol police, upon breaching the doors, been greeted with this until the bodies stacked up like fucking firewood outside an Alaskan cabin:
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Agreed, and I was shocked in real time when it didn't happen.
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To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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5 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
Know what woulda been better?  Had the mob of terrorists committing actual treason attacking the Capitol and Capitol police, upon breaching the doors, been greeted with this until the bodies stacked up like fucking firewood outside an Alaskan cabin:
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Agreed, and I was shocked in real time when it didn't happen.

I was driving back from New Mexico, just entering into W. Texas, when the radio reported they had breached the capitol.  I hollered out loud in the goddamn car "THEY HAVE TO SHOOT THEM, SHOOT THEM NOW!"  I damn near swerved off the road.

Name me another country that would just allow rebellious traitors to overrun their capitol WITHOUT shooting the fuckers.  I'll wait.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I was driving back from New Mexico, just entering into W. Texas, when the radio reported they had breached the capitol.  I hollered out loud in the goddamn car "THEY HAVE TO SHOOT THEM, SHOOT THEM NOW!"  I damn near swerved off the road.

Name me another country that would just allow rebellious traitors to overrun their capitol WITHOUT shooting the fuckers.  I'll wait.

I remember wondering if the news channels would cut away when the shooting started. 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I was driving back from New Mexico, just entering into W. Texas, when the radio reported they had breached the capitol.  I hollered out loud in the goddamn car "THEY HAVE TO SHOOT THEM, SHOOT THEM NOW!"  I damn near swerved off the road.

Name me another country that would just allow rebellious traitors to overrun their capitol WITHOUT shooting the fuckers.  I'll wait.

Best I could come up with, the Principality of Sealand, which did in fact have an armed coup incident, however, despite there being a hostage situation, no one was reportedly shot.  The German ambassador negotiated the end of the hostage situation.  

Best I've got, and yes, this did all happen.   And no Sealand isn't a real country to speak of, but it is a strange story if you are interested.  

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4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i was told when the shooting starts, the looting starts.

I could be wrong, but didn't a couple of people get shot during that?  At the very minimum I know they used tear gas, but I thought a couple of people were wounded as well.  

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But what if the principal claims the election was rigged and refuses to leave? 

Bingo.
The rule has been set. Now we follow it, Trumpers. By application of your own rule, I have determined that you will never win an election again, because you cheat, and rig the election. How do I know? I have mountains of evidence. Mountains. I’ll show it to you.
In two weeks.
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21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


If we’re gonna go with the dog metaphor, treat him like Old Yeller.

 

14 hours ago, Underdog said:

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11 hours ago, Bodhi said:

 

Nobody will be crying that pulls the trigger.  Hell, auction off the rights and put a nice dent in our national debt.  Perhaps charge people to relieve themselves on his burial site after and erase the whole damn thing.    

damn, I feel like i had all three of these thoughts and reading these was deja vu. great minds or something

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Insert here.  It's only a matter of time.
 

Fucking lunatics. Stay alert out there folks.

These nut job domestic terrorists will be on the rise with that fucking type of dog whistle.

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS DOTARD DOING POSTING AN EX PRESIDENTS FUCKING PRIVATE ADDRESS. THIS DUMB MOTHER FUCKER JUST CAUSED THE OBAMAS SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS (and a bigger expense for Secret Service) AND THEIR PEACE IN HAVING TO MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR HOME OR THEYLL HAVE CONSTANT FUCKING HITMEN AROUND THEM.

BECAUSE A DUMB IMBECILE SICK FUCK EX PRESIDENT POSTED A PRIVATE ADDRESS FOR THE LUNATICS TO SEE. SICK FUCK WITH RABIES, LIKE A DOG.

JUST FUCKING INSANE.

IF YOU GIVE THIS FAT ORANGE FUCK AN OUNCE OF RESPECT, YOURE JUST AS SICK.
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I was driving back from New Mexico, just entering into W. Texas, when the radio reported they had breached the capitol.  I hollered out loud in the goddamn car "THEY HAVE TO SHOOT THEM, SHOOT THEM NOW!"  I damn near swerved off the road.
Name me another country that would just allow rebellious traitors to overrun their capitol WITHOUT shooting the fuckers.  I'll wait.

I mean Trump set it all up as a coup attempt. Why would they shoot them when he ordered no one to be arrested, wanted to get rid of the metal detectors, set the date, conspired with domestic terrorists, aligned political conspiracists, invited the terrorists and rioters to storm the capitol while they were set to certify his loss, and did nothing when the capitol was under siege. He did everything but get on national television and tell the world he was doing a coup, and he practically did that.
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24 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


I mean Trump set it all up as a coup attempt. Why would they shoot them when he ordered no one to be arrested, wanted to get rid of the metal detectors, set the date, conspired with domestic terrorists, aligned political conspiracists, invited the terrorists and rioters to storm the capitol while they were set to certify his loss, and did nothing when the capitol was under siege. He did everything but get on national television and tell the world he was doing a coup, and he practically did that.

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If I’m reading it right, Trump had a screenshot of a screenshot?  And posted the image from his phone to truth social?  Or maybe he just did it with his mind.  
 

as discussed this is about the time in a serious case; where the “I can’t be vested by these people” criminals start to lash out and do shit like hide money, flee the country, change lawyers, bribe witnesses; etc.   instead he’s encouraging MAGA nation to hunt Jack Smith and Obama’s families.  This is boldly dark even for Trump. 
 

it he can’t limp to the general election, he’s going to run us into intra-national warfare.  He’s going to get thousands of his people killed. And give me a hernia from laughing so hard. 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that reads like a Monty Python skit

That part on 2% Jewish representation, does that mean in Texas, the Hispanics will have 41% representation while whites get 39%?

I like the bit about property rights means banning/not selling to anybody they see fit to not do business with, but at the same time they want an end to racial conflict.  And declaring Israel a rogue state is awesome.

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That part on 2% Jewish representation, does that mean in Texas, the Hispanics will have 41% representation while whites get 39%?

I'm not really sure what your question is asking but I took it to mean out of every 100 people in government, only 2 can be Jewish. Which honestly for a white nationalist organization is pretty woke of them

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7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm not really sure what your question is asking but I took it to mean out of every 100 people in government, only 2 can be Jewish. Which honestly for a white nationalist organization is pretty woke of them

I took it to mean that they want representation based on population numbers.

But also that they believe 2% is not harmful to their goals.

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On 7/1/2023 at 5:17 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

On 7/1/2023 at 6:48 PM, Neonmoon said:

Wait, the party is white power AND socialism?

 

On 7/2/2023 at 12:15 PM, Sawbonz said:

Where have we heard that before

The American Socialist White People’s Party 

“The Jew is using the Blacks… What are you going to do about it?”

 

 

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The American Socialist White People’s Party 

“The Jew is using the Blacks… What are you going to do about it?”

 

 

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Henry Gibson (born James Bateman; September 21, 1935 – September 14, 2009) was an American actor, comedian and poet. His roles include the TV sketch-comedy series Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In from 1968 to 1971, the voice for the protagonist Wilbur in the 1973 animated film Charlotte's Web, portraying country star Haven Hamilton in Robert Altman's 1975 film Nashville, the Illinois Nazi leader in the 1980 film The Blues Brothers, and 1989's The 'Burbs.

I thought it was Pat Paulson but I was wrong.  I think they were both Rowan & Martin alums.  Old and sobers check in here. Kinda sad bio

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Personal life and death[edit]

In the 1980s, Paulsen began a relationship with social worker Linda Chaney, whom he met at a Denver comedy club. She began serving as his booking agent, and the two were married in 1988. However, he learned that she was diverting his funds into her own personal accounts, and he filed for divorce after only 40 days. He later sued her and was awarded a judgment of $233,000, but Chaney said that, even if she had the money, she would rather "go out and shred it rather than turn it over" to Paulsen.[9]

In 1995, Paulsen was diagnosed with colon cancer, and doctors discovered that the cancer had spread to his brain and lymph nodes in 1997.[10] He sought alternative medicine treatment for his cancer in Tijuana, Mexico, and died there from complications of pneumonia and kidney failure on April 25, 1997.[4] Paulsen was fondly remembered by fans who enjoyed his mockery of the entire electoral process. "Whenever I’d walk around with him," Tom Smothers said, "people would yell, 'Hey, Mr. President.' We miss him."[11]

 

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