A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Hmbre97 6,297]

 

Madame Tussauds has really fallen off lately. Horrible work.

[South Austin 52,130]

15 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

 

[Bullneck 18,987]

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

[hayden_horn 11,360]

On 7/3/2023 at 9:53 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

 

wait, i mean, this is photoshopped, right?

nice legs tho

[HornOnTheBayou 8,881]

28 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Dadanbonnalaw.com should redirect to Bob Loblaw's law blog.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

Man of the people!

 

[safe sex 11,678]

Lmao, "will you take care of the people for me?" What a bitchass way to phrase it for plausible deniability.

[TexasEd 8,064]

Bouncing on the check again

[HOOKEM4 5,017]

Narrator: he didn't pay for the "what the hell is a blizzard"

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

Donnie Dine-&-Dash.

[NWBuck 8,547]

7 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Donnie Dine-&-Waddle/Lumber 

Fixed 

[tx 3 putt 76,315]

[Rimbo 25,773]

On 7/6/2023 at 9:33 AM, hayden_horn said:

wait, i mean, this is photoshopped, right?

Very obviously photoshopped. But still funny.

[Underdog 28,446]

Angry knees...  wnb. 

[Beau Vine 53,987]

That's quite a belt.

[atomheartbevo 89,409]

21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's quite a belt.

Think of it as the smile to the eyes formed by his nipples sweating.

[Ten Bears 2,479]

Is nipple sweat a thing? 

 

I think he's lactating. 

[tx 3 putt 76,315]

21 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Very obviously photoshopped. But still funny.

 

[Underdog 28,446]

Piss stain needs to be PS on Trump's trousers. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,834]

I think it's hilarious Joe still pops his collar. Always a bro, that sleepy Joe

[C-Man 27,041]

Trump's 747 is gassing up for Italy as I type this post: https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/13/europe/italy-groping-court-ruling-scli-intl/index.html

(My apologies for not posting as "plain text" but the option is falling away before I can click It.)

 

Quote

 

A court ruling that found a school janitor not guilty of groping a student because the act only lasted less than 10 seconds has sparked outrage in Italy.

In their decision, the judges of the fifth criminal section of the Court of Rome said they acquitted the accused, a 66-year-old man according to Italian state broadcaster RAI, of sexual assault because the whole thing lasted “about five to ten seconds.”

In her testimony, the then 17-year-old girl, according to RAI, said the act happened in April 2022 as she was climbing the staircase at school with a friend.

 

She testified that she pulled up her trousers and felt a hand tucked inside them, under her briefs, touching her buttocks, according to the judgment, issued July 6.

“Love, you know I was joking,” the janitor said, according to the teenager’s testimony mentioned in the judgment.

During the trial, the janitor admitted that he had touched the student but that he had done it “as a joke.”

The judges accepted the defense’s argument that the act was meant to be a “clumsy joke” without “libidinous intent” towards the girl.

 

Italian women protest prosecutor's call to erase lesbian mother's name from child's birth certificate

The decision caused outrage among students and sparked a viral trend on social media.

A local union representing high school students, ‘Rete degli Studenti Medi del Lazio,’ said on Facebook that “this is not a joke, there is nothing funny about it.”

“It is unacceptable that we cannot feel protected at school. Once again, the patriarchal system has won, with the tacit support of institutions and politics. This model does not represent us, we will always be on the other side of the fence, for a safe society based on respect,” they said Tuesday.

Enter your email to subscribe to the CNN Fareed Zakaria global analysis newsletter.

close dialog

Receive Fareed Zakaria’s Global Briefing

including insights and must-read world news

Activate Fareed's Briefing

By subscribing you agree to our

privacy policy.

Meanwhile, Italians have taken to Instagram and TikTok to post videos of themselves touching a sensitive part of their body for 10 seconds, marked by a timer, in an attempt to show that it actually is a fairly long period which can make people uncomfortable and change a person’s life. Accompanying the media are the hashtags #10secondi and #palpatabreve (brief groping).

Among those to take to social media were “The White Lotus” actor Paolo Camilli, who posted a video with the caption “shouldn’t the state protect us?” on his Instagram account.

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,705]

On 7/7/2023 at 5:22 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Man of the people!

 

He’s from New York and eats his pizza with a fork.

[Eskimohorn 5,613]

He’s from New York and eats his pizza with a fork.

So do Italians

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,342]

10 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

So do Italians

Not in New York they don't. 

[4th&Five 41,457]

[F250 28,680]

@4th&Five Beat me to it by seconds.

Edited July 13, 2023 by F250

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,834]

y'all, i think i've figured it out. this is the greatest 'The Aristocrats!' joke ever and Andy Kaufman is going to burst out of Trump's torso and go "tada!" any second now. Guys?...

[SydneyCarton 47,847]

On 7/3/2023 at 7:32 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

Sounded cool, but then I saw it was Laura Loomer, so now we all know it is 100% bullshit. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,705]

6 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

So do Italians

Yeah, Bill de Blasio tried using that excuse when he took shit for it.

Rudy, otoh, at least he got it right.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,093]

New York Pizza is meant to be folded.

[Hermanator 6,933]

While he stuffed his pie hole

with that cheesy bread

Visions of treason 

Danced in his head

[Underdog 28,446]

 

[henrygandorf 29,174]

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

On 7/13/2023 at 1:17 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

y'all, i think i've figured it out. this is the greatest 'The Aristocrats!' joke ever and Andy Kaufman is going to burst out of Trump's torso and go "tada!" any second now. Guys?...

This seems as plausible as anything else.

[atomheartbevo 89,409]

21 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Rudy, otoh, at least he got it right.

To be fair, Rudy also eats spaghetti, cereal and milk, ice cream, pudding, and salads using the same method.

[Gatorubet 30,083]

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

To be fair, Rudy also eats spaghetti, cereal and milk, ice cream, pudding, and salads using the same method.

Oh, he’s handy

[Underdog 28,446]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

To be fair, Rudy also eats spaghetti, cereal and milk, ice cream, pudding, and salads using the same method.

Is that wrong? 

[C-Man 27,041]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

And gave himself a birdie on the hole

[AnTiM 1,659]

Surely you realize that someone must have moved the hole during his backswing...

[aggie08 21,424]

Ok, I know Trump is an asshole and a narcissist and has greatly helped accelerate the downfall of the country, but...at least he plays fast.

Call it even?

[atomheartbevo 89,409]

54 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is that wrong? 

[henrygandorf 29,174]

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Ok, I know Trump is an asshole and a narcissist and has greatly helped accelerate the downfall of the country, but...at least he plays fast.

Call it even?

everybody plays fast when they drive their cart onto the green.

 

 

Edited July 15, 2023 by henrygandorf

[Al Czervik 1,228]

On 7/7/2023 at 4:22 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Man of the people!

 

 

On 7/7/2023 at 4:22 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Man of the people!

 

 

[brown water 3,761]

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,340]

A little fucking thin

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

[johnny Miller] a couple of grooves low [/johnny Miller]

[henrygandorf 29,174]

gotta give him credit, he says all the right things. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,340]

There’s a C02 pipeline?  Is that a name or is it really a carbon dioxide pipeline?  
 

Googling, apparently they want to move the gas via pipeline for some reason. 
 

wonder if that woman knows this about Iowa’s precious farmland:

 

In Iowa there are 41,410 miles of hazardous liquid and natural gas pipelines in Iowa. There are 51 pipeline operators in Iowa. (2010 Iowa Pipeline Association)

 

https://iowadot.gov/about/pipelines#:~:text=Iowa's pipeline system provides the,oil and highly volatile liquids.

Edited July 15, 2023 by Pato del Muerto