A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Hermanator 6929]

These fuckers are eventually going to force a point where the rest of the country either bows down and let's them get their way or goes to war with them to stop them. Violence or obedience. One of them is heading right for us. 

[YGIFS 19449]

Very well, then I choose violence.  

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

"You! Cake or death?"

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Uhhhhhhhhh……

😳😳😳😳

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

was that Kari Lake?

[YGIFS 19449]

It was.  And I think, for some reason, he kissed her right eyebrow?  

[miguelito 11211]

Yeah, if you're a celebrity they let you do it.

[TwiceHorn 31240]

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Yeah, if you're a celebrity they let you do it.

He might have rummaged around her cooch, too.  If she has one.  I tend to think she's like a Barbie doll.

[Beau Vine 53978]

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

He might have rummaged around her cooch, too.  If she has one.  I tend to think she's like a Barbie doll.

Hmm, I tend to think Kari is...

 

[TDunk 590]

Lake or death?
 

[Beau Vine 53978]

35 minutes ago, TDunk said:

Lake or death?
 

Pond would be good for you.

[Biff Tannen 45491]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Pond would be good for you.

Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

[Satchel 6908]

So, the Court did find that Trump raped E. Jean Carroll, after all, despite his and his lawyer’s protestations to the contrary:

The jury’s finding of sexual abuse therefore necessarily implies that it found that Mr. Trump forcibly penetrated her," and the damages are therefore not excessive, Kaplan wrote. 

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-denied-new-trial-e-jean-carrolls-sexual-assault-defamation-case-rcna95114

[TwiceHorn 31240]

17 minutes ago, Satchel said:

So, the Court did find that Trump raped E. Jean Carroll, after all, despite his and his lawyer’s protestations to the contrary:

The jury’s finding of sexual abuse therefore necessarily implies that it found that Mr. Trump forcibly penetrated her," and the damages are therefore not excessive, Kaplan wrote. 

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-denied-new-trial-e-jean-carrolls-sexual-assault-defamation-case-rcna95114

Well, it depends on your definition of rape.  In NY, under their criminal law, it requires entry by peen.  She pretty much admitted she wasn't sure it was peen, so not technically rape.   

Among other things, they were trying to argue that without rape, the damages could not be that high.  The judge hypothetically agreed, if it was nothing more than a grope, but the jury found and the evidence supported a short-fingered, vulgarian fingerblast, which is sufficiently offensive to support that kind of damages.

[YGIFS 19449]

Wasn’t “Vulgarian Fingerblast” the B-side to Olaf’s “Beserker”???

[Biff Tannen 45491]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Wasn’t “Vulgarian Fingerblast” the B-side to Olaf’s “Beserker”???

Did he say making fuck?

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Must be a little humiliating to know that you have tiny hands, and then have a woman say in court under oath that she couldn’t tell if it was one of your tiny fingers or your dick inside her. 

[Satchel 6908]

51 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, it depends on your definition of rape.  In NY, under their criminal law, it requires entry by peen.  She pretty much admitted she wasn't sure it was peen, so not technically rape.   

Among other things, they were trying to argue that without rape, the damages could not be that high.  The judge hypothetically agreed, if it was nothing more than a grope, but the jury found and the evidence supported a short-fingered, vulgarian fingerblast, which is sufficiently offensive to support that kind of damages.

But the judge said:

Trump has filed a counterclaim alleging Carroll defamed him by continuing to say he raped her in public statements following the jury verdict. 

In his ruling Wednesday, Judge Kaplan indicated that may be a losing argument. 

He noted that rape in New York criminal law "applies only to vaginal penetration by a penis," a definition that is "far narrower than the meaning of ‘rape’ in common modern parlance, its definition in some dictionaries, in some federal and state criminal statutes, and elsewhere." 

"The finding that Ms. Carroll failed to prove that she was 'raped' within the meaning of the New York Penal Law does not mean that she failed to prove that Mr. Trump 'raped' her as many people commonly understand the word 'rape.' Indeed, as the evidence at trial recounted below makes clear, the jury found that Mr. Trump in fact did exactly that," he wrote.

[BamaATL 16592]

8 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Wasn’t “Vulgarian Fingerblast” the B-side to Olaf’s “Beserker”???

No, it was the b-side to Judas Priest's Turbo Lover, which does in fact give it an entirely different meaning.  Context.  

[Beau Vine 53978]

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

Are you calling Kari Lake a moistened bint?

[RomaVicta 29769]

On 7/17/2023 at 9:13 PM, TwiceHorn said:

They first filed in the court that was supervising the special purpose grand jury, in March.  That judge has sat on it until now (he's not going to give them anything).  They filed the second and third last week with another Fulton County Superior Court (a trial court like the first one) and the Ga. Supreme Court, styled this time as "writs of mandamus," which is kind of like "we're right, make the first judge rule and rule our way."  These are all considerable long shots, like most other attempts by Trump to short circuit investigations, lawsuits, and now indictments.

I begin to think you are Surly's staff attorney, my friend. As such, does my $3.50 a month entitle me to your legal representation at no cost? Fucking @Brisketexan wanted $29.95 an hour. Fuck that.

I ain't fancy people.

Edited July 21, 2023 by RomaVicta

[Restless Native 315]

28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are you calling Kari Lake a moistened bint?

I think he's calling her a watery tart.

[kevwun 15608]

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds screaming about election fraud is no basis for a system of government.

Edited July 21, 2023 by kevwun

[RomaVicta 29769]

On 7/18/2023 at 12:40 AM, tx 3 putt said:

The man must be stopped …
 

 

[RomaVicta 29769]

11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Wasn’t “Vulgarian Fingerblast” the B-side to Olaf’s “Beserker”???

Ever had your prostate digitally checked?

[Brisketexan 104537]

34 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Ever had your prostate digitally checked?

No, only analog.

To be honest, shoving an entire 8-track player up there was a bit painful.

[YGIFS 19449]

I'm old school, I went vinyl...it just feels warmer

  She gave me a choice of 33 or 78.  But she never said which angle though.  I should sit down.

Edited July 21, 2023 by YGIFS

[texasdago 7552]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I'm old school, I went vinyl...it just feels warmer

  She gave me a choice of 33 or 78.  But she never said which angle though.  I should sit down.

Should've asked for a 45.  Best of both worlds.

[ohchaucer 1443]

These are all considerable long shots, like most other attempts by Trump to short circuit investigations, lawsuits, and now indictments.

Your forgot Presidential elections.

[Horn Dog 9671]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Is that really how it went down?   The shitty Russian missile just barely nicked its lumbering target ???  Is that missile system really supposed to hit a real military target with evasive maneuvers and systems on board?

[RomaVicta 29769]

40 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Is that really how it went down?   The shitty Russian missile just barely nicked its lumbering target ???  Is that missile system really supposed to hit a real military target with evasive maneuvers and systems on board?

I couldn't find another video recreation I saw, but here's something instructive:

The warhead detonated and sprayed shrapnel throughout the cockpit area. I'm sure it would work on a warplane as well. I hadn't known of this technique.

[kevwun 15608]

Yeah, it's much easier to just explode close by and shred the plane with shrapnel than it is to hit it directly.

[Felix 599]

Pretty much all air to air or SAMs have a proximity fused warhead.  Much, much easier than direct hits and aircraft are fragile.

[Captainant 27407]

16 minutes ago, Felix said:

aircraft are fragile

aircraft are funny like that - sometimes shrapnel is enough to be critical damage, and other times an F-15 can fly all the way home and land missing and entire wing! But that is comparing apples and oranges between a civilian liner vs a top-tier fighter lol

[Felix 599]

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

aircraft are funny like that - sometimes shrapnel is enough to be critical damage, and other times an F-15 can fly all the way home and land missing and entire wing! But that is comparing apples and oranges between a civilian liner vs a top-tier fighter lol

Agreed.  All aircraft are somewhat fragile just because they have to be as light as possible, but the difference in civilian and military is vast.  Unfortunately modern anti-aircraft systems are really good at taking them down.

[Beau Vine 53978]

 

 

Edited July 22, 2023 by Beau Vine

[Beau Vine 53978]

[Beau Vine 53978]

[Beau Vine 53978]

[TexEx15 17456]

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

LOL Paula White. Also is there some democratic crusades against the Catholics I’m not aware of?

[Beau Vine 53978]

NO ONE HATES CATHOLICS MORE THAN JOE BIDEN!!!!!

 

[TwiceHorn 31240]

9 hours ago, Felix said:

Pretty much all air to air or SAMs have a proximity fused warhead.  Much, much easier than direct hits and aircraft are fragile.

Yeah, the proximity fuse, US-termed Fuse VT, was a huge development during WWII for anti-aircraft artillery, and a lot of other applications.  It's been a thing ever since.

Direct hits on aircraft haven't been a thing for 75 years.

My Dad was a gunnery officer on a Fletcher class DD, with three types of AA armament, 5"/38 cannon that used fuse vt for AA purposes, 40mm Bofors cannon, and 20mm Oerlikon.  Dad's personal opinion was that the 20mm was the best of the bunch.  However, that opinion was probably influenced by the most intense AA action occurring at Okinawa against kamikazes at short range, where the Oerlikon excelled and visibly saved a lot of bacon.

[YGIFS 19449]

She drools just like Jabba the Hut drools! 

Gotta give Trump credit, he perfectly skirted that question because he's not religious and has no faith mentors, but he still got 4 separate rounds of applause during a circular answer that went nowhere, slowly. 

 

[Brandywine 1312]

31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Word salad. That guy can talk around a subject and not answer the question better than anyone. 

[TwiceHorn 31240]

Just now, YGIFS said:

She drools just like Jabba the Hut drools! 

Gotta give Trump credit, he perfectly skirted that question because he's not religious and has no faith mentors, but he still got 4 separate rounds of applause during a circular answer that went nowhere, slowly. 

 

Yeah another great example of him filling the channel with irrelevant bullshit that people seem to eat up.

[Beau Vine 53978]

8 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Word salad. That guy can talk around a subject and not answer the question better than anyone. 

Actually, he fucking sucks at it, but his base is too stupid to realize.

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Tell us about your faith and faith mentors.

great question. Yes I’m still glad I ran for president. Joe Biden hates Catholics. 

[YGIFS 19449]

"But Mr. Trump, specifically to your faith and Christianity...how has that changed since 2015?"

-Well, I made American great.  And now it's not so great, but I can make it great again!

"Made it great and make it great again...through your faith?"

-Well by being President!

"Yes, but you're not President anymore.  Can you tell us how being President, and now not being President, has colored your journey of faith?"

-Look, before 2015...I was a developer.  I didn't know what a subpoena was!

"Okay, well tell us about some of your mentors in faith and spirituality then please..."

-Same thing with the Catholics, they're being persecuted just like me.

"You're both being persecuted because of your faith you mean?"

-Well by Joe Biden.  I don't get it.  I've met tremendous people that didn't know what a Grand Jury was either.  Despite having been selected to serve on one in Manhattan back in the 1980s.  

"You're commitment to Jesus is so obvious.  We thank you for joining us this evening."

 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Actually, he fucking sucks at it, but his base is too stupid to realize.

This. My fucking god this. He just jabbers about nothing, but has this weird charisma that appeals to the dumbest people. He’s a savant in that sense. In every other sense, he’s every bit of an insane moron as the rest of them. 

[TwiceHorn 31240]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This. My fucking god this. He just jabbers about nothing, but has this weird charisma that appeals to the dumbest people. He’s a savant in that sense. In every other sense, he’s every bit of an insane moron as the rest of them. 

That lady after all of the last 7 some odd years, asked him about his faith, which should be glaringly apparent is non-existent.  It would be interesting to see an after-action report and see if she's even slightly perturbed that he completely dodged her question.