A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Rimbo 25766]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

"We are a nation in decline..." And Trump is the man to make sure of it!

[texasdago 7552]

Can we get on track, please?  Betty White says hello... 

 

[brakeman 28219]

[texas08 1599]

Are these real campaign emails?

They look like old Craigslist posts.

[Goredho 17341]

13 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

You will get no credit. 

[texasdago 7552]

8 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Are these real campaign emails?

They look like old Craigslist posts.

Have you seen the crap your dad forwards you with his AOL account?

[atomheartbevo 89400]

18 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Are these real campaign emails?

They look like old Craigslist posts.

I've had the same email address since I was a Republican, nearly 20 years ago, and I still get this crap in my junk folder, and yes, that's a real campaign email.

I get Doug Burgum emails as well, and Ted Cruz, and Kari Lake and the list goes on. I don't like to unsubscribe because that verifies that my email address is real/active.

[NWBuck 8547]

Sticking with the page number theme... 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28703]

7 hours ago, texasdago said:

Can we get on track, please?  Betty White says hello... 

 

I don’t think there’s anyone who doesn’t know that Betty White was a babe. She was always a babe.

And a cool old broad.

RIP

[WhatTheBuck 28703]

Bette Davis, otoh…I’m not sure young people today know what a fabulous babe she was.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28703]

A few more of Bette from The Petrified Forest (1936) which I’ve only seen parts of but she’s adorable in it.

 

[Macanudo 12925]

She'll tease you, she'll unease you.

[YGIFS 19449]

Pipe down, Carnes.  

[Bozo_Casanova 26271]

10 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Reminds me of Jerry Clower's description of one of his characters, Dammit Ray: "That boy would climb a tree to tell a lie when he could stand on the ground and tell the truth."

You're thinking of the great Charlie Douglas and his best friend Dammit Ray Ferguson

Jerry Clower went coon hunting with John Eubanks
 

 

[tx ind 6997]

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Needs to address a broader audience, winning over 53 football players and a surly head coach  in Massachusetts isn’t going to move the needle that much.

[Francisco 2.0 32313]

16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

She'll tease you, she'll unease you.

 

She'll expose you, when she snows you

Edited September 29, 2023 by Francisco 2.0

[Scheiss Meister 8398]

16 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You're thinking of the great Charlie Douglas and his best friend Dammit Ray Ferguson

Jerry Clower went coon hunting with John Eubanks
 

 

My apologies, you are correct.  Jerry was talking about Newgene Ledbetter.

[TexasEd 8064]

10 hours ago, texas08 said:

Are these real campaign emails?

They look like old Craigslist posts.

 

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've had the same email address since I was a Republican, nearly 20 years ago, and I still get this crap in my junk folder, and yes, that's a real campaign email.

I get Doug Burgum emails as well, and Ted Cruz, and Kari Lake and the list goes on. I don't like to unsubscribe because that verifies that my email address is real/active.

They are designed to look best when read from an aol.com account

[Eastwood 4394]

What in the Armybrat is going on in here?

[Red Five 40627]

11 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

What in the Armybrat is going on in here?

[Born to Run 6559]

It's a pretty immersive experience. Old broads, old films clips, old film quotes, AOL talk and FWD FWD emails from an old man that randomly capitalizes words.

[YGIFS 19449]

Looks like ArmyBrat hath stollen her brassiere.

[atomheartbevo 89400]

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Looks like ArmyBrat hath stollen her brassiere.

Or he received it as a parting gift.

[TexasEd 8064]

This video rating Trump Lawyers is pretty funny.

 

 

[YGIFS 19449]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or he received it as a parting gift.

Betty, "Take this to remember these by..."

Armybrat, "I won't ever forget you...or them." 

(48 hours later) 

Mrs. Armybrat, "You wanna explain why the hell I found this bra in your travel bag?"

Armybrat, "I have no idea!"

Mrs. Armybrat, "Don't play that 'I'm too old, I forget' bullshit card."

Armybrat, "Fine, it's Betty White's." 

Mrs. Armybrat, "Good to know you still got it.  Put it in the memory box with the others.  Get dressed, we're going to Enchiladas y Mas" 

[Brisketexan 104537]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Betty, "Take this to remember these by..."

Armybrat, "I won't ever forget you...or them." 

(48 hours later) 

Mrs. Armybrat, "You wanna explain why the hell I found this bra in your travel bag?"

Armybrat, "I have no idea!"

Mrs. Armybrat, "Don't play that 'I'm too old, I forget' bullshit card."

Armybrat, "Fine, it's Betty White's." 

Mrs. Armybrat, "Good to know you still got it.  Put it in the memory box with the others.  Get dressed, we're going to Enchiladas y Mas" 

You just described a pretty damned nice little weekend.  I'm in.

[Bozo_Casanova 26271]

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

My apologies, you are correct.  Jerry was talking about Newgene Ledbetter.

I do a pretty good Jerry Clower impression and I learned to do it by copying the way he said the following phrases:
"Newgene Ledbetter" 
"Marcel Ledbetter"
"Mississippi"
"Super-dyna whoppin, mojo doola, whim diddly hotel"

[Nuge 1962]

59 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Betty, "Take this to remember these by..."

Armybrat, "I won't ever forget you...or them." 

(48 hours later) 

Mrs. Armybrat, "You wanna explain why the hell I found this bra in your travel bag?"

Armybrat, "I have no idea!"

Mrs. Armybrat, "Don't play that 'I'm too old, I forget' bullshit card."

Armybrat, "Fine, it's Betty White's." 

Mrs. Armybrat, "Good to know you still got it.  Put it in the memory box with the others.  Get dressed, we're going to Enchiladas y Mas" 

I really miss the chorizo migas (w/cheese) from Enchiladas y Mas.  Was a staple of mine for many years.  I need to get back to Austin.

[YGIFS 19449]

They are damn good and I haven't had them in a long while.  My new go-to (or has been for the last few years anyway) for proper chorizo (my late aunt made the absolute best, likely due to the fantastic homemade flour tortillas that accompanied them), is Taqueria La Escondida off Ben White Blvd. It's a family-owned dive with bars on the windows, but those are the best joints.  The breakfast plate is enough to make about 3 chorizo tacos with.  Their potatoes suck, just ask for double beans.  The chorizo has all the flavor you want without being water/runny/greasy.   Tortillas and salsa are first rate.  Great service, never a wait.  I love that place.  

Back to Trump.  Has he prepared anything woefully offensive today on social media in anticipation of the Feinstein announcements, McCarthy implosion, pending shutdown, wake of second primary debate, fledgling attempt at Biden impeachment, or Don Jr. re-upping 3 8-balls yesterday, just a hair under the DEA measure where possession becomes intent to distribute?  Just asking questions

[G650 14074]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I do a pretty good Jerry Clower impression and I learned to do it by copying the way he said the following phrases:
"Newgene Ledbetter" 
"Marcel Ledbetter"
"Mississippi"
"Super-dyna whoppin, mojo doola, whim diddly hotel"

One of us has got to have some relief

[DDD Dad 14243]

['stache 21745]

17 hours ago, Bookman said:

I have a summary judgment hearing in a couple weeks. Let's hope opposing counsel doesn't object in that he hasn't cross examined the contract.

I mean, y'all still have something called a "no-evidence motion for summary judgment." I went to law school in Texas and still don't really understand what that means. Sounds like a motion to dismiss.

[Js1 85085]

3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

YGIFS'd

[YGIFS 19449]

I didn't start the chorizo or the betty white derail, much as you wanna blame me.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bunk with a chorizo taco and some WWII-era Betty White smut.  

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

RIP to your terlit/bidet.

[Dahobbs 17420]

21 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I mean, y'all still have something called a "no-evidence motion for summary judgment." I went to law school in Texas and still don't really understand what that means. Sounds like a motion to dismiss.

Federal cases have it too. You just have to provide evidence that supports the challenged elements of your claim(s). It tends to be a low effort way for a defendant to make a plaintiff's attorney do a lot of work. 

Edited September 29, 2023 by Dahobbs

[Born to Run 6559]

I didn't start the chorizo or the betty white derail, much as you wanna blame me.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bunk with a chorizo taco and some WWII-era Betty White smut.  

I put my chorizo in my wife's taco before breakfast so this hits close to home.

[YGIFS 19449]

37 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

RIP to your terlit/bidet.

Sometimes, There's shit on the outside of the terlit.  /alexander 

10 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

47 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I didn't start the chorizo or the betty white derail, much as you wanna blame me.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bunk with a chorizo taco and some WWII-era Betty White smut.  

I put my chorizo in my wife's taco before breakfast so this hits close to home.

Flacid, leaky orange tube disappointing a woman?  Sounds like a Trump & Stormy evening.  I wonder if he takes viagra because he knows his old, tiny mushroom dick won't satisfy a woman.  Or if he's so vain, he's just been under the impression for a half-century that he's rocking this Peter North sized dick and women can barely handle him.  Yes, I realize it's odd to think about.  But everything him is so ass-backwards.  The narrative never ceases to amaze me.  Literally everything about the man is the exact opposite of stereotypical masculine traits/activities and yet his worshippers can't line up fast enough to gargle his balls.  Only female he's ever bedded that he didn't have to bribe, threaten, or marry was his own daughter.  And even she found his dick 'sluggish, like a wet sponge'

[Bozo_Casanova 26271]

1 hour ago, G650 said:

One of us has got to have some relief

 

4 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

My apologies, you are correct.  Jerry was talking about Newgene Ledbetter.

Here it is - 

Heck yeah I b'lieve it, that's my dawg. 

[C-Man 27029]

Mark Milley fires one across Trump's bow: https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/29/politics/milley-trump-wannabe-dictator/index.html

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In an impassioned and at times furious speech, departing Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Mark Milley defiantly proclaimed that the US military does not swear an oath to a “wannabe dictator.”

It was a bitter and pointed swipe that appeared unmistakably targeted at former President Donald Trump, who has in recent days accused Milley of “treason” and suggested that he should be put to death for his conduct surrounding Trump’s bid in 2021 to remain in office despite losing the presidential election.

“We are unique among the world’s militaries,” Milley said. “We don’t take an oath to a country, we don’t take an oath to a tribe, we don’t take an oath to a religion. We don’t take an oath to a king, or a queen, or a tyrant or a dictator.”

“And we don’t take an oath to a wannabe dictator,” he spat. “We take an oath to the Constitution and we take an oath to the idea that is America – and we’re willing to die to protect it.”

It’s a line Milley has delivered before, including last year at the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps commissioning at Princeton, his alma mater. But he chose to use it Friday standing alongside the president, during a national address – his last as the president’s top military adviser and the nation’s top general.

Although he was appointed by Trump in 2018, Milley has in many ways been shadow-boxing with the former president since the summer of 2020, when Milley appeared briefly alongside Trump as he walked to a church outside of Lafayette Square for a photo op during the George Floyd protests. Milley, who was in uniform, later apologized publicly for “creat[ing] a perception of the military involved in domestic politics.” The apology outraged Trump.

Mark Milley leaves a controversial legacy as America's top general

Their relationship became even more contentious in the wake of the January 6, 2021, attack on the US Capitol. Milley took a number of extraordinary actions to safeguard against what he feared were Trump’s more outlandish instincts, as well as the general chaos of the moment.

Since then, he has become a frequent target for Trump and his allies. And his tenure as chairman has provoked fierce debate among military experts: Was Milley too willing to wade into the realm of domestic politics, or did he stand in the breach to protect a democracy in peril?

On Friday, as he handed over the reins of the chairmanship to Gen. CQ Brown, the embattled Army general gave a fierce defense of his view of the military’s defining ethos: to defend, if necessary with the life’s blood of those in uniform, the Constitution of the United States. Throughout, Milley’s suggestion, both implicit and explicit, was that the Constitution’s greatest enemy came from within.

“It is that document that all of us in uniform swear to protect and defend against all enemies, foreign and domestic,” Milley said, emphasizing the words “all” in “all enemies” and the “and” between “foreign and domestic.”

‘The blood we spill pays for our freedom of speech’

He appeared to obliquely address criticism that he has drawn the military into domestic politics, expressly linking military service with the protection of bedrock American civil rights.

“The blood we spill pays for our freedom of speech,” Milley thundered. “Our blood pays for the right to assemble, our due process, our freedom of press, our right to vote, and all the other rights and privileges that come with being an American.”

Milley also appeared to take a subtle shot at the US Congress, which is riven by political division and poised to trigger a government shutdown this weekend.

Milley praised “the tremendous service” of the late Sen. Dianne Feinstein and then pointedly addressed “all of her colleagues on the Hill.”

Milley says Trump disrespected US military with execution comment

“You collectively demonstrate the American will,” Milley said. “We are viewed as either unified or divisive, that is your choice. But everybody watches.”

“To our allies and partners, your presence demonstrates our shared interest and common values – and our robust network of allies and partners is a key source of our collective strength,” he said.

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy appears to lack the votes to pass a last-ditch stopgap bill to extend government funding beyond Saturday.

January 6 crisis

Milley’s handling of the January 6 crisis continues to be the topic of fierce debate.

Two days after the attack on the Capitol, Milley – concerned that Trump “had gone into a serious mental decline” and might “go rogue” – instructed senior operations officers from the National Military Command Center not to take orders from anyone unless he was involved, according to Bob Woodward and Robert Costa’s book, “Peril.”

He also made a now-controversial phone call in the days following the attack intended to reassure Beijing that the United States was stable and that it was not considering a military strike on China. Trump and his allies have since sought to portray that call, which was made in coordination with Trump administration officials at the Pentagon, as Milley conspiring to aid the Chinese in the event of conflict.

“This is an act so egregious that, in times gone by, the punishment would have been DEATH!” Trump wrote on his social media site Truth Social last week. “A war between China and the United States could have been the result of this treasonous act.”

Trump doubled down on his attacks Friday, calling Milley a “moron” and “STUPID & VERY DANGEROUS!” in a Truth Social post after the apparent swipe earlier in the day.

The general has defended his behavior during the last days of the Trump administration, saying his interactions were not only appropriate but that numerous senior Trump officials were aware it occurred. In an appearance on CBS’ “60 Minutes” this week, he said he would take additional safety precautions to protect his family in the wake of Trump’s attacks.

“I’ve got adequate safety precautions,” he said. “I wish those comments had not been made, but they were. We will take appropriate measures to ensure my safety and the safety of my family.”

 

[Bookman 4610]

6 hours ago, 'stache said:

I mean, y'all still have something called a "no-evidence motion for summary judgment." I went to law school in Texas and still don't really understand what that means. Sounds like a motion to dismiss.

It just puts the burden on the nonmovant to raise a fact issue. It's very helpful for things like fraud, where it'd be difficult to negate an element as a matter of law.

[Carl Spackler 3461]

35 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Mark Milley fires one across Trump's bow: https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/29/politics/milley-trump-wannabe-dictator/index.html

 

Kudos to Milley.  Fuck Trump.

[Pancho 44437]

 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Are we sure Milley wasn’t talking about Biden?

[AnTiM 1657]

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

And if you just wait until sea level rises enough to cover all flammable land, there will never be another forest fire.  Problem solved, now how do I become President, because I am obviously smarter than this cksucker.

[Js1 85085]

54 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

But do you have to rake wet forest floors?

Edited September 30, 2023 by Js1

[27-25 2040]

49 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

His anecdote includes the word "sir" in the quote.  That's a telltale sign it's all bullshit.

Name this expert.  Who is it Donald?  Maybe he and that Finnish forest raker can save us here in CA.

Such a damn moron.

[WhatTheBuck 28703]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

So he’s moved away from raking the forests now?

[Carl Spackler 3461]

1 hour ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Are we sure Milley wasn’t talking about Biden?

Yes.

During his remarks, Milley specifically referred to Biden with words of praise.  See the link below.  Trump also posted criticism of Milley last week (well before Milley made his "dictator" reference) on social media.  The "dictator" comment was clearly aimed at Trump.  And it applies. 

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/milley-swipes-trump-praises-biden-leaves-complicated-legacy/story?id=103597900

 

[Born to Run 6559]

So he’s moved away from raking the forests now?

Being the bigliest forest service expert ever, he is as usual, ahead of you. You rake, then remove dead trees, then flood the area with free available water to prevent fires.


This is theoretically possible in The Fourest* in Central Park or Flourida* which is his entire world view, so it must work in the mountain west. Old manly bro has never been anywhere his base lives.

*I hate how Yankees pronounce these words. Nyc is bad enough, Philly folk burns my ears.