A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20466]

On 10/12/2023 at 6:36 PM, Pancho said:

 

 

 

It's pretty clear that Saudi Arabia, Inc. calls all of the shots for Trump, Inc. these days. 

[locodos 5387]

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂

Every accusation is a confession

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂

I see Ron has attendance levels approaching those at the end of Spinal Tap’s tour. At least he’s big in Asia - well, maybe average height.

Edited October 14, 2023 by Degenerate Gardner

[Goredho 17413]

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

[Underdog 28757]

On 10/13/2023 at 1:58 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

The Trump Doral also features some good grub

The first I've heard of this. 

[tx 3 putt 77252]

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26512]

14 hours ago, Underdog said:

The first I've heard of this. 

Well first, you deconstruct a burger

[Chad Fuck 17709]

Well first, you deconstruct a burger

Fuuuuuuucccckkkkk…..!!!!!

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Well first, you deconstruct a burger

[Red Five 40877]

I'm sure by now that picture has been dissected like the Zapruder film, but what's on top of the burger patty?

[South Austin 52526]

Looks like soylent green to me.

[Genco 3041]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Well first, you deconstruct a burger

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm sure by now that picture has been dissected like the Zapruder film, but what's on top of the burger patty?

Pesto

[YGIFS 19452]

I assumed it was some kinda aioli.  

I always assumed they offered a choice of like a pesto/green aioli or an orange aioli as an homage to all the cum Melania Trump has had to reluctantly slurp and swallow over the years from Trump's mushroom dick in order to make ends meet.  

See it's funny because people call her the classiest First Lady ever.  When in fact she's a common gutter whore who will live out her days in shame and relative destitution.  She could easily blend back into Balkan middle class society but for the albino 'Big Country' ogre following two feet behind her and two sunglassed agents with the constant body language of "Well what's the fucking point then?"  

[Eskimohorn 5642]

Well first, you deconstruct a burger

[Macanudo 13001]

I wonder if Susanna Hoffs has ever had a deconstructed burger before.

[South Austin 52526]

11 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I wonder if Susanna Hoffs has ever had a deconstructed burger before.

Is that code for some kind of kinky sex act?

[NAVY 6747]

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Well first, you deconstruct a burger

Isn’t it more unconstructed than deconstructed? They say 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13586]

Don't get greedy with the green slop.

[Biff Tannen 45696]

20 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I see Ron has attendance levels approaching those at the end of Spinal Tap’s tour. At least he’s big in Asia - well, maybe average height.

His appeal is becoming more selective 

[BamaATL 16593]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

His appeal is becoming more selective 

I'm not looking forward to the jazz fusion era.  

[Bullneck 19189]

On 10/12/2023 at 7:36 PM, Pancho said:

 

 

 

The shit this Ian Smith guy says in that link is pretty astounding. 

But most importantly, what the fuck is it with right wing crazies and beards?  

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11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

But most importantly, what the fuck is it with right wing crazies and beards?  

They are living out their Gravy Seals Meal Team 6 fantasies by trying to look tough.

[BrickHorn 18258]

18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

The shit this Ian Smith guy says in that link is pretty astounding. 

But most importantly, what the fuck is it with right wing crazies and beards?  

This is unreal:

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Smith gained fame during the pandemic for defying COVID-19 lockdown orders in order to keep his gym open in New Jersey. Smith then ran for Congress but lost (Fox News host Pete Hegseth donated to his campaign). In 2007, he killed someone while driving drunk. In 2022, he was arrested for driving under the influence; that charge was dropped and Smith instead pled guilty over his “refusal to take a breathalyzer test and careless driving.”

WTF? How do you kill someone driving drunk, get caught driving drunk again, and somehow not spend the rest of your miserable life in prison after that? 

[Chooky 13317]

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

I'm sure by now that picture has been dissected like the Zapruder film, but what's on top of the burger patty?

That's the swamp he defeated. He drained it right on to our burgers. That's how good he is. Many people say he's very good. But, honestly, quite frankly, when you talk about it, he's quite frankly very, very good. Maybe the best, as many have said. But, quite frankly, he is the best. 

[Underdog 28757]

On 10/13/2023 at 11:46 PM, F250 said:

Probably because he acts like he has a remote dildo shoved up his ass that is turned up to 11.

 

Debooger, Shapiro and Warren Sapp should have a bobblehead-off. 

[Covri 6250]

 

[Red Five 40877]

I would say that he meant that figuratively... if I knew what he meant that way too. Maybe he meant "eat their own"?

[Covri 6250]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I would say that he meant that figuratively... if I knew what he meant that way too. Maybe he meant "eat their own"?

Are you saying the man with the BEST WORDS may have used the wrong one? IMPOSSIBLE! 

[Born to Run 6569]

I would say that he meant that figuratively... if I knew what he meant that way too. Maybe he meant "eat their own"?

No it applies literally to Ted Cruz, except Ted doesn't discriminate. He ate my son, and my son was too young for politics.

[AnTiM 1669]

28 minutes ago, Covri said:

Are you saying the man with the BEST WORDS may have used the wrong one? IMPOSSIBLE! 

Maybe he said it over the phone, which makes it PERFECT!

[Ted Lange 16110]

7 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Well first, you deconstruct a burger

[Guest]

You know, there's a not insignificant chance that if you had a Republican candidate that just completely made fun of Trump that they would end up winning the primary. Like if Jeff Ross just stood at the podium and roasted him every time he opened his mouth, you're telling me he wouldn't win over some folks? 

[Beau Vine 54331]

 

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On 10/15/2023 at 10:38 AM, Macanudo said:

I wonder if Susanna Hoffs has ever had a deconstructed burger before.

 

On 10/15/2023 at 10:50 AM, South Austin said:

Is that code for some kind of kinky sex act?

What Mac said was way out of bounds, becuase there's absolutely zero reason to bring Hope Solo into this conversation. 

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On 10/15/2023 at 11:42 AM, Bullneck said:

The shit this Ian Smith guy says in that link is pretty astounding. 

But most importantly, what the fuck is it with right wing crazies and beards?  

American Taliban, dude. 

[YGIFS 19452]

An Iranian back-judge from Iraq?  Our capitol, it looks like shit. 

Did I hear that correctly or was that some kinda bot voiceover?  What the fuck is an Iranian back-judge?  Like in football?  And if he's Iranian, why did he come from Iraq?  The only thing Iraqis hate more than Iranians, are Iranian football back-judges?  And what was the Capitol comment about?  It looks like shit because you ordered its destruction and they're still cleaning the mess up.  

What the fuck was the context behind all this?  It's fucking insane even for him.  

[C-Man 27239]

But of course

[TexEx15 17550]

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

But of course

Nice picture.

Fuck this worthless piece of shit.

[Mdhorn 5975]

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

That kids a future villain in a James Bond movie--Golden Toilet or something or other.  

Has anyone thought of how much of this dudes presidency has centered around the toilet?  He repped owning a golden toilet, and tweeted daily from the can.  And of course he would hide national security docs in his bathroom, it was there in front of us, this whole time.  

Edited October 16, 2023 by Mdhorn

[F250 28805]

On 10/15/2023 at 1:28 PM, Covri said:

 

How is this guy still the Republican front runner? lol

 

['stache 21825]

Just now, F250 said:

How is this guy still the Republican front runner? lol

 

Because this is the average American these days.

[Red Five 40877]

14 minutes ago, F250 said:

How is this guy still the Republican front runner? lol

 

We're not too far from "And let me tell you folks, I'd take the Russian or North Korean military over our group of woke fucking pussies any day!"

(wild applause) 

Edited October 16, 2023 by Red Five
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[tx 3 putt 77252]

9 minutes ago, F250 said:

How is this guy still the Republican front runner? lol

 

we have posters here that believe that he’s the ultimate maga gqp male

[TexasEd 8067]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

we have posters here that believe that he’s the ultimate maga gqp male

[DixonHur 11345]

 

There's a lot to unpack here...but mainly, WTF?

Edited October 17, 2023 by DixonHur

[NWBuck 8576]

26 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

 

There's a lot to unpack here...but mainly, WTF?

No... WFF 

[Gap03 3308]

38 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

 

There's a lot to unpack here...but mainly, WTF?

 

[YGIFS 19452]

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