A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[YChang 3,443]

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Don Chicken at the H Mart is Austin is fantastic

That food court is a gem. 

[TexasEd 8,066]

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That 10 piece for $10 is no lie - it's a deal.  I'd put their spicy up against Popeye's any day.  Yeah, I said it.  Don't question my religion, man....FIRST AMENDMENT!

Isn't Church's owned by a Saudi?

[Brisketexan 105,095]

2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Isn't Church's owned by a Saudi?

Nope, US equity firm.  And founded in Texas.  I'm a fan.

[Covri 6,247]

17 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I once met James Hyatt, a former CEO of Church’s when he became the CEO of a restaurant I worked for. Our bartender served him and didn’t know it was him. I knew who he was and told her afterwards he runs the company. She flipped out on not knowing. 
 

He asked me while we talked if I was interested in becoming a manager for the company. I told him “Sir that’d be a massive payout from being a server so no thank you.”

And this folks is how you stay out the surly 1%

[ohchaucer 1,443]

And this folks is how you stay out the surly 1%

Oh yeah? How’d that work out for Ms. Rebecca Howe?

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

Fried chicken talk not going away. 

[South Austin 52,463]

What do you people have against roasted chicken?

[UpperWestside 6,162]

42 minutes ago, Covri said:

And this folks is how you stay out the surly 1%

Oh man it would have been a horrific decision for me as I NEVER want to manage. As a server I have found that I can work 10 months out of the year and take two months to travel to places I want to go to by remaining a server. The pay is fantastic, I love making a person’s day better through a meal and my only responsibility is to show up and do something I love. The idea of ever managing is not something I would ever contemplate. I would rather enjoy the one life I get. I cannot understand why anyone wants to be a paper pusher which is, even in a restaurant, something managers spend hours doing each day.

[Underdog 28,611]

During my time with Church's in the 80s, HQ was down in SA. Having manage the stores in Lockhart and San Marcos(my favorite) hated being that close to SA and getting visits from the higher ups.  I was only a few years away from getting a Franchise when I decided to get out, sometimes think back how that would've worked had I stayed with them.  I believe the Popeyes owner bought them not long after I left, no idea who runs it now.  A lot of fun times back then. 

[texasdago 7,570]

2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Isn't Church's owned by a Saudi?

You're thinking of Mosque's Fried Chicken.

Mmmm... chicken...

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,581]

 I read that in the tone of someone staring into a campfire describing their tour of Nam. 

[Gil Bang 25,944]

14 minutes ago, texasdago said:

You're thinking of Mosque's Fried Chicken.

Mmmm... chicken...

 

 

[TexPx 2,323]

Oh man it would have been a horrific decision for me as I NEVER want to manage. As a server I have found that I can work 10 months out of the year and take two months to travel to places I want to go to by remaining a server. The pay is fantastic, I love making a person’s day better through a meal and my only responsibility is to show up and do something I love. The idea of ever managing is not something I would ever contemplate. I would rather enjoy the one life I get. I cannot understand why anyone wants to be a paper pusher which is, even in a restaurant, something managers spend hours doing each day.

Thank you for your service.

[Covri 6,247]

3 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Oh man it would have been a horrific decision for me as I NEVER want to manage. As a server I have found that I can work 10 months out of the year and take two months to travel to places I want to go to by remaining a server. The pay is fantastic, I love making a person’s day better through a meal and my only responsibility is to show up and do something I love. The idea of ever managing is not something I would ever contemplate. I would rather enjoy the one life I get. I cannot understand why anyone wants to be a paper pusher which is, even in a restaurant, something managers spend hours doing each day.

I was joking because I thought you meant pay cut not payout. 

[UpperWestside 6,162]

6 minutes ago, Covri said:

I was joking because I thought you meant pay cut not payout. 

The one thing that IPhones have as a strike against them is the auto-correct never seeming to learn anything. Pay cut was what I thought I typed until I saw your message.

Also sarcasm or joking sometimes goes right over my head. I mean just flies right over it until someone explains the joke to me.

[Covri 6,247]

1 minute ago, UpperWestside said:

The one thing that IPhones have as a strike against them is the auto-correct never seeming to learn anything. Pay cut was what I thought I typed until I saw your message.

Also sarcasm or joking sometimes goes right over my head. I mean just flies right over it until someone explains the joke to me.

Never the less if the documentary "Waiting" taught me anything it's that you made the right choice.

[mchookem 16,327]

um what the hell thread is this??

[tx 3 putt 76,905]

2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

um what the hell thread is this??

 

carrizo springs church's. their menudo looks damn good 

[High Plains Drifter 11,035]

52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

carrizo springs church's. their menudo looks damn good 

 

Church's sells Menudo?

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

9 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Church's sells Menudo?

 

That church’s is livin la vida loca!

[Goredho 17,399]

Petition to rename that Church’s location to Iglesia’s.

[Macanudo 12,976]

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That church’s is livin la vida loca!

Ba-da da-da-da, I'm lovin' it.

[tx 3 putt 76,905]

Why does trump hate the 2ndA ????

 

[tx 3 putt 76,905]

 

 

[Burt 4,080]

On 10/25/2023 at 4:03 PM, Underdog said:

As a Church's alumnus, I approve of this pic. 

Church's chicken

Popeye's sides

KFC biscuits. 

And Chicken Express sweet tea.

[tx 3 putt 76,905]

 

[Born to Run 6,569]

And Chicken Express sweet tea.

Sweet Tea is the debils diabetic dong.

[C-Man 27,214]

Know nothing about this outlet but here ya go:

[Biff Tannen 45,673]

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Know nothing about this outlet but here ya go:
 

stollen

[Superhero 8,828]

On 10/25/2023 at 6:43 PM, safe sex said:

Krispy Krunch is so fucking legit

I drove by a Chevron gas station that had a Krispy Krunch sign on the Extra Mile store.

I’m very suspect of gas station food, but it was a real, lighted sign (not a banner or poster). I’m going to try it next time the wife and kids are out. 

[Brisketexan 105,095]

Krispy Krunch is so fucking legit

QFMFT. I’d put it up head-to-head against any of em, and it might should win.

[Underdog 28,611]

Found a KK by accident in Vermont of all places, was really impressed with it and then overjoyed when one opened up just a few miles from us. 

[Gil Bang 25,944]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

I drove by a Chevron gas station that had a Krispy Krunch sign on the Extra Mile store.

I’m very suspect of gas station food, but it was a real, lighted sign (not a banner or poster). I’m going to try it next time the wife and kids are out. 

Where? 

[Pods 7,552]

On 10/28/2023 at 1:24 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

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His verbal skills are limited. 

 

That's fucking rich from a dude who spent 4 seasons screaming "Not The Mama". 

 

 

It's a sickness.

Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump and Baby Sinclair. Republicans don't take government seriously and it shows when they constantly cast actors to play government, rather than actually govern. 

 

 

Edited October 29, 2023 by Pods

[C-Man 27,214]

Trump responds to the news that Hunter Pence has ended his presidential campaign by saying the former VP should endorse him.

[deech 2,274]

21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Trump responds to the news that Hunter Pence has ended his presidential campaign by saying the former VP should endorse him.

This is supposed to be a happy occasion.   Let's not bicker and talk about who tried to kill who........

[Underdog 28,611]

Mike, Mike... They misunderstood what I said.  I said you was hung, not that you should be hung.  

[Superhero 8,828]

20 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Where? 

Tustin Ave and Irvine Blvd (East 4th Street).

[Gil Bang 25,944]

20 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Tustin Ave and Irvine Blvd (East 4th Street).

Thanks Brother.  

Have you tried the Que at Minute King liquor?  Great review in OC Register.   

https://www.ocregister.com/2023/10/20/some-of-o-c-s-best-texas-style-barbecue-can-be-found-inside-this-liquor-store/

 

 

[Hermanator 7,039]

On 10/26/2023 at 3:00 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

That episode should be required annual viewing for every person above the age of 12 in Israel and Palestine. 

[atomheartbevo 89,648]

Who has dementia?  Confusing Iowa with South Dakota is apparently not cool.

 

[aggie08 21,496]

"He's a stupid fucking ignorant shit stain just like us!"

[Bullneck 19,079]

On 10/28/2023 at 12:20 PM, C-Man said:

Know nothing about this outlet but here ya go:
 

Immoluments.  Also, apparently I don't know how to spell imoluments. imolluments. Fuck.

[tx ind 7,012]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Who has dementia?  Confusing Iowa with South Dakota is apparently not cool.

 

He’s so used to getting Sioux’ed they just all run together

Edited October 30, 2023 by tx ind

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Why you wanna Sioux me?

Sioux everybody!

[TexArcher 37,774]

If this fucking idiot wins again, we should ask China if they'll annex us.

[Keef 764]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Who has dementia?  Confusing Iowa with South Dakota is apparently not cool.

 

That's the thing with Trump - how much of it is dementia, and how much of it is him a being fucking moron?  The man has the intellectual range of a teaspoon.

Edited October 30, 2023 by Keef
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This is a good point.  I think he's pretty much as 'sharp' as he's always been.  You can't lose a step you never really had in the first place.  

He's proven from 1980's business interviews to 2000's producertoutlined gameshows to 2010's political teleprompter readings, when he goes off script---it just shows that he's not all that learned and not all that bright.  Our mocking aside, he appears to have a roughly 95-100 IQ.   

 

[RomaVicta 29,905]

35 minutes ago, Keef said:

That's the thing with Trump - how much of it is dementia, and how much of it is him a being fucking moron?  The man has the intellectual range of a teaspoon.

And look how he handles it. He doesn't apologize or make a joke or even laugh a little at himself. He just mumbles Sioux City. He didn't like being corrected. He was visilbly annoyed to be corrected. I'm sure he hates the guy who whispered the actual name in his ear. 

He's a dangerous low-IQ child who constantly watches himself in the mirror.

[Biff Tannen 45,673]

50 minutes ago, Keef said:

That's the thing with Trump - how much of it is dementia, and how much of it is him a being fucking moron?  The man has the intellectual range of a teaspoon.

The IQ of a fence post.