A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[MissingInAction 24,814]

On 11/10/2023 at 5:11 PM, BamaATL said:

You know, nuclear weapons aside, the Sinaloa cartel might be the second best military in North America.  

I'd nominate Los Zetas. Those guys are predominantly ex-military/SOF.

[MissingInAction 24,814]

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

No no... he's a modern day prophet

Always thought we needed more Stephen Baldwin vehicles. 

[texasdago 7,553]

13 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Always thought we needed more Stephen Baldwin vehicles. 

He should have retired after the Usual Suspects and left it at that.

[MissingInAction 24,814]

1 minute ago, texasdago said:

He should have retired after the Usual Suspects and left it at that.

I'll have you know Earthstorm was his toure de force.

[Beau Vine 53,999]

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

somewhat topical: this was uploaded FOURTEEN YEARS AGO... they were on to Kanye before anyone else?

Remember when Kanye ran on stage and tried to shut down Taylor Swift?  That was... 

Spoiler

FOURTEEN YEARS AGO

 

[miguelito 11,218]

Wow. 

I wonder what ever happened to Taylor.

[Biff Tannen 45,492]

9 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Wow. 

I wonder what ever happened to Taylor.

Dating some football player, last I heard. 

[HOOKEM4 5,017]

8 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Wow. 

I wonder what ever happened to Taylor.

Haven't heard anything about her in ages. *puts head back in the sand*

[Macanudo 12,926]

10 hours ago, miguelito said:

Wow. 

I wonder what ever happened to Taylor.

I thought she got into golf club design.

[YGIFS 19,449]

And I think the black singer gentleman went on to become Minister of Culture or something in the administration.

[Francisco 2.0 32,323]

 

 

 

 

[Underdog 28,452]

MFer looks like Wink Martindale. 

[Born to Run 6,567]

Likes like the goddamn debil honestly and that comb over is running out of road.

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

buddy of mine’s Wi-Fi was glitching and froze…this is the image when it froze. 
 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

It’s in the genes.

 

[Covri 6,231]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

Legs look photoshopped 

[atomheartbevo 89,416]

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Likes like the goddamn debil honestly and that comb over is running out of road.
 

He looks like that's the first time he's met his grandkid.

[tx 3 putt 76,353]

[TeeDubya 3,358]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dotard would need to lose 200 pounds to fit in Hitler's clothes, and Hitler's hair looks better.  

Edited November 16, 2023 by TeeDubya

[atomheartbevo 89,416]

2 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

 but Hitler's hair looks better.

That's because it was actually his.

[Superhero 8,773]

On 11/14/2023 at 6:18 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Truth Social has brought in $3.7 million (probably MyPillow, gold coin, and prepper supply ads) and lost $73 million.  Alex Jones did a lot better than that.

https://www.reuters.com/technology/trumps-truth-social-reports-73-mln-net-loss-since-launch-2023-11-14/#:~:text=Nov 13 (Reuters) - Former,the company%2C showed on Monday.

TRUTH SOCIAL lost $73M, not Trump himself.

It probably lost $73M because Trump paid himself $73M. 

[tx 3 putt 76,353]

On 11/13/2023 at 5:00 PM, TexasEd said:

 

Don't forget this classic.

 

[tx 3 putt 76,353]

 

[TwiceHorn 31,269]

So, FBI files reveal that Teh Donald was cucked by Marla Maples and

Spoiler

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/old-fbi-files-claim-donald-200125756.html

Lulz.

[atomheartbevo 89,416]

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, FBI files reveal that Teh Donald was cucked by Marla Maples and

  Hide contents

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/old-fbi-files-claim-donald-200125756.html

Lulz.

[Upgrayedd 5,805]

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well done

[YGIFS 19,449]

say, Marla...what would you say is your favorite affair you've had?

"Oh, I like 'em all about the same I guess."

I AM THE EXACT SAME WAY! 

[Macanudo 12,926]

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

say, Marla...what would you say is your favorite affair you've had?

"Oh, I like 'em all about the same I guess."

I AM THE EXACT SAME WAY! 

[GQP fucktard] His wife cheated on him!  He just like us! [/GQP fucktard}

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

The best words, or me with a Playboy at 14.

 

Edited November 18, 2023 by TheStoicPaisano

[Francisco 2.0 32,323]

But I was told Mexico was, in fact, going to pay for it

 

 

 

 

[Brisketexan 104,597]

So, FBI files reveal that Teh Donald was cucked by Marla Maples and
Spoiler

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/old-fbi-files-claim-donald-200125756.html

Lulz.

For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

[YGIFS 19,449]

My god, he's invoking the Pancho Villa defense.  

[Brisketexan 104,597]

My god, he's invoking the Pancho Villa defense.  

I like how that story ended.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

I was told he was shirtless. 

[tx 3 putt 76,353]

Odd speech writing 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,353]

This man has a real fear of wind turbines …

 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

He’s scared of everything because he’s a pussy. 

[Red Five 40,654]

What a bizarre feeling that must be, to know with 100% certainty that you could stand up there and talk for an hour about how the moon is made of cheese, or whatever, and still have tens of millions of people willing to line up to vote for you for President.

Hell, he could talk for an hour about how he conned everyone into voting for him in 2016 and 2020, and the vast majority would still vote for him. 

[Willfully Horn 7,913]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Odd speech writing 

 

The pee tapes, absolutely, are real.

Edited November 19, 2023 by Willfully Horn

[TexasEd 8,064]

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

The pee tapes, absolutely, are real.

Every denial is a confession

[Captainant 27,448]

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This man has a real fear of wind turbines …

 

I don't think it's fear, it's just terminal boomerbrain where he jumps to fear when he doesn't understand something 

[RomaVicta 29,781]

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

terminal boomerbrain where he jumps to fear when he doesn't understand something 

wtf?

[Js1 85,104]

2 hours ago, Captainant said:

I don't think it's fear, it's just terminal boomerbrain where he jumps to fear when he doesn't understand something 

[Hermanator 6,940]

On 11/19/2023 at 7:15 AM, Captainant said:

 boomerbrain 

Shit like that causes people to not take you seriously. I'd drop it

[Biff Tannen 45,492]

23 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Shit like that causes people to not take you seriously. I'd drop it

Um, have you met my in laws?  Boomerbrain is 10000000% accurate.

[Hermanator 6,940]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Um, have you met my in laws?  Boomerbrain is 10000000% accurate.

Yeah well mine are the exact opposite. My parents as well. 

Look around how many magas are under 50? A ton. 

Saying shit like that is just as stupid as saying all black people or all Jews or all whomever are a certain way. It's dumb and prejudice. 

[Captainant 27,448]

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah well mine are the exact opposite. My parents as well. 

Look around how many magas are under 50? A ton. 

Saying shit like that is just as stupid as saying all black people or all Jews or all whomever are a certain way. It's dumb and prejudice. 

Sorry that I seem to have struck a nerve! But lmfao come off it with your fox news ass talking point shit comparing talking shit about boomers to clear cut racism. Look, I'm glad the elders in your life haven't gone fucking crazy, but holy shit it's a super majority of the olds that I am related to and know. 

Sure they may say how awful trump is, but then they'll turn around a happily cheer on abbott and talk about how the democrats are trying open the borders. But sure. Yes. #notallboomers. Or whatever 

[Biff Tannen 45,492]

No tall boomers!

[HornOnTheBayou 8,881]

42 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah well mine are the exact opposite. My parents as well. 

Look around how many magas are under 50? A ton. 

Saying shit like that is just as stupid as saying all black people or all Jews or all whomever are a certain way. It's dumb and prejudice. 

OK, boomer.

[texasdago 7,553]

Voting in 2020... 

Women and young people are going to save our asses