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To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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12 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

In a weird way, I think 11-year old Eric Trump running a back-hoe in an urban high-rise ground-up build is actually less retarded than him doing it now.  

He said “running back hoes” which is the most believable task on that list. 

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12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Ole' Eric; what a handyman:

 

 

 

 

Recall Ivanka lying her ass off at the 2016 RNC about building things with an Erector Set on the carpet while daddy labored hard at his desk. 

I know, I know. Something something there was some erection going on Erector Set or not.

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I listened for awhile and yeah could not finish. Was thinking this AI is going to be very disruptive in the coming years. That was a pretty realistic Paul Harvey like voice.

 

Best line during the bit I listened to was when the narrator was describing God:

And God said, "I need somebody with arms...."

 

All I could think of was, "well God, you failed didn't you because the man doesn't even have decent hands."

 

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17 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Ole' Eric; what a handyman:

 

 

 

 

You do not cut rebar with torches. It was expressly forbidden in every single set of structural drawings I have seen in the last 27 years.

In all of Trumps fancy projects, rebar would have already been fabricated and cut at the shop.

Every once in awhile you might need to cut something, but that would be with a cut off or chop saw.

You might see torches in some shitty residential job, but there us no need to use them since the cut off saw is so much easier in every way.

As usual, Trumps outed themselves  while thinking they were bragging. 

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3 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

You do not cut rebar with torches. It was expressly forbidden in every single set of structural drawings I have seen in the last 27 years.

In all of Trumps fancy projects, rebar would have already been fabricated and cut at the shop.

Every once in awhile you might need to cut something, but that would be with a cut off or chop saw.

You might see torches in some shitty residential job, but there us no need to use them since the cut off saw is so much easier in every way.

As usual, Trumps outed themselves  while thinking they were bragging. 

I've cut a lot of rebar with a chop saw with a metal blade for home projects. It never occurred to me to use a torch, not that I know how to safely use one. Seems like it would be a lot slower. 

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16 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

You do not cut rebar with torches. It was expressly forbidden in every single set of structural drawings I have seen in the last 27 years.

In all of Trumps fancy projects, rebar would have already been fabricated and cut at the shop.

Every once in awhile you might need to cut something, but that would be with a cut off or chop saw.

You might see torches in some shitty residential job, but there us no need to use them since the cut off saw is so much easier in every way.

As usual, Trumps outed themselves  while thinking they were bragging. 

See....the thing with Trump and Trumpists is that every single thought or word to come out of them is caught in a tug of war between "are they lying?" or "are they idiots?"  And surprise, the answer is almost always "both."

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On 1/3/2024 at 10:47 AM, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

It just baffles me that women and fathers of daughters can support this piece of shit. Fucking cults

I would bet some of those deranged cult MAGAts would let trump fuck their daughters. I bet there are one or two on this board who consider it an honor.

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Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Dude documented himself watching Fox News all morning on Twitter while he was president. Then he'd have lunch and, if it was Thursday, jet off for a 4 day golf weekend that he said he wouldn't have time for when he was campaigning for the job. 

You forget his daily calendar: "many phone calls, many meetings."  Stupid libtard.

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1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

You do not cut rebar with torches. It was expressly forbidden in every single set of structural drawings I have seen in the last 27 years.

In all of Trumps fancy projects, rebar would have already been fabricated and cut at the shop.

Every once in awhile you might need to cut something, but that would be with a cut off or chop saw.

You might see torches in some shitty residential job, but there us no need to use them since the cut off saw is so much easier in every way.

As usual, Trumps outed themselves  while thinking they were bragging. 

 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Once again it just reminds me of how arrogant Obama was. Because he wanted to give people health insurance, or something. 

That goddamn suit. Tan...... it was fucking tan.

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

"We need to get over it.  I know I'm over it, and I just found out about it."

"It was horrible. Gotta get over it. Isn't Melania a babe? Yeah, she's smoking hot...wherever she is. Probably taking care of a sick parent or something. I dunno. Tragic. But I won another club championship the other week. It was amazing. Nobody could do..I mean, Jack Nicklaus came up to me, tears in his eyes and said..."Mr President, your round today was better than my final round at Augusta in '86. I mean, in my prime I never struck the ball as well as you did. My 18 major championships can't hold a candle to what you accomplished against Guido the upholstery wholesaler from Syracuse and that orthodontist with the funny name."

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"It was horrible. Gotta get over it. Isn't Melania a babe? Yeah, she's smoking hot...wherever she is. Probably taking care of a sick parent or something. I dunno. Tragic. But I won another club championship the other week. It was amazing. Nobody could do..I mean, Jack Nicklaus came up to me, tears in his eyes and said..."Mr President, your round today was better than my final round at Augusta in '86. I mean, in my prime I never struck the ball as well as you did. My 18 major championships can't hold a candle to what you accomplished against Guido the upholstery wholesaler from Syracuse and that orthodontist with the funny name."


I’ve never been a Nicklaus fan, glad to see I was always right 

 

 

 

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JoJo getting in some licks

Somewhere along the way, this upside down Oompa Loompa got it in his fucked up head that the double jerk and twist was appealing to the cult. And maybe it is, because they’re in a fucking cult, but to the rest of us it looks like an evil ginger bridge troll flossing his neck with a giant’s dick.

We do not have to “get over” another innocent child being shot and killed in school. I refuse to “get over it.” This fucker can’t get over a fucking election he lost nearly 4 years ago but a 6th grader was shot & killed YESTERDAY and today, it’s just time to “move on.” Asshole.

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11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


I’ve never been a Nicklaus fan, glad to see I was always right 

 

 

 

Yeah, when Jack tweeted a long post about why he supported the orange fuckface prior to the 2020 election that was the last straw even for my 79 YO dad who idolized Nicklaus. Jack tried to play the "I'm just a simple midwestern boy from Ohio, and I don't always like what Trump says but he's had to put up with so much crap and despite that he's the most diverse president I've ever seen! So vote for him unless you want America to become a socialist country!" angle. My dad, who never discusses politics & is pretty moderate, was extremely anti-Trump. He's also anti-social media so he heard about Jack's tweet from one of his golf buddies. He actually called me and had me read the entire tweet to him. He was stunned, and his reaction was simply "well...that's disappointing."

Fuck you, Jack. Your golf course architecture empire has been built on all kinds of shady deals and labor that cost less than the dirt moved at resorts all over the world. 

 

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New Russian 11th grade text about Donald Trump:

“American government and political figure and businessman, born in 1946 and the 45th U.S. president from 2017-2021; the first U.S president never to have occupied any government posts before the presidency. The wealthiest person of any U.S. president. In 2020 he also campaigned for the presidency but as a result of obvious electoral falsification from the Democratic Party, he lost the election to J. Biden.”

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1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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New Russian 11th grade text about Donald Trump:

“American government and political figure and businessman, born in 1946 and the 45th U.S. president from 2017-2021; the first U.S president never to have occupied any government posts before the presidency. The wealthiest person of any U.S. president. In 2020 he also campaigned for the presidency but as a result of obvious electoral falsification from the Democratic Party, he lost the election to J. Biden.”


Texas maga gqp just found the new history book for Texas public schools 

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15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


I’ve never been a Nicklaus fan, glad to see I was always right 

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Yeah, when Jack tweeted a long post about why he supported the orange fuckface prior to the 2020 election that was the last straw even for my 79 YO dad who idolized Nicklaus. Jack tried to play the "I'm just a simple midwestern boy from Ohio, and I don't always like what Trump says but he's had to put up with so much crap and despite that he's the most diverse president I've ever seen! So vote for him unless you want America to become a socialist country!" angle. My dad, who never discusses politics & is pretty moderate, was extremely anti-Trump. He's also anti-social media so he heard about Jack's tweet from one of his golf buddies. He actually called me and had me read the entire tweet to him. He was stunned, and his reaction was simply "well...that's disappointing."

Fuck you, Jack. Your golf course architecture empire has been built on all kinds of shady deals and labor that cost less than the dirt moved at resorts all over the world. 

 

Jack? Fuck that weirdo

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13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

JoJo getting in some licks

Somewhere along the way, this upside down Oompa Loompa got it in his fucked up head that the double jerk and twist was appealing to the cult. And maybe it is, because they’re in a fucking cult, but to the rest of us it looks like an evil ginger bridge troll flossing his neck with a giant’s dick.

We do not have to “get over” another innocent child being shot and killed in school. I refuse to “get over it.” This fucker can’t get over a fucking election he lost nearly 4 years ago but a 6th grader was shot & killed YESTERDAY and today, it’s just time to “move on.” Asshole.

Gotdamnit, JoJo! Why can't you just leave me be? I have a wife, two dogs and a cat. Even if I was unencumbered,  I can't live in Jersey---it's too fucking cold.  But: "...looks like an evil ginger bridge troll flossing his neck with a giant's dick." ! Perhaps only Ralphie's prose about the Red Rider BB Gun has ever approached this unreachable summit of literary genius and intoxicating wit. I give you an A+++++++++, and shall continue to love you unrequitedly from afar.

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