Jump to content
A Merry Christmas from Surly Horns to You. ×

A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

Francisco 2.0

By Francisco 2.0
in Cloak Room

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 41.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • tx 3 putt

    1687

  • TwiceHorn

    1467

  • WhatTheBuck

    1322

  • atomheartbevo

    1315

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Beau Vine
Beau Vine

To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

Bama Chick
Bama Chick

Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

ChiTownDoc
ChiTownDoc

You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

Posted Images

Degenerate Gardner

Degenerate Gardner 4160

Posted
Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, C-Man said:

What do we figure this is? 'Trump Leaves Trump Tower With Mysterious Marks on his Fingers'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12974087/trump-e-jean-carroll-defamation-trial-updates.html

image.thumb.png.f1f0554d17c8e22d459d895c317a59f6.png

Nascent leprosy, inshallah

 

No doubt cult members will attribute it to stigmata though.

Edited by Degenerate Gardner
  • Hook 'Em 3
  • Drool 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Red Five

Red Five 41792

Posted
Posted

He'll be 78 years old in November. The republicans are going to nominate a 78 year-old with a bunch of felony convictions, with more on the way. And a sexual assault conviction. And two impeachments.

History books in the future are gonna be like "Hell we don't know. Your guess is as good as ours." 

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 2
  • Haha 3
  • Rage+1 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Gatorubet

Gatorubet 30796

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

 

image.thumb.png.f1f0554d17c8e22d459d895c317a59f6.png

Other Reptilian shape shifters are supposed to check your skin condition before you go out among the humans.

I guess Marge not even bothering to hide her non-humanness has made them bold.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
YGIFS

YGIFS 19458

Posted
Posted
2 hours ago, speed817 said:

Man looks like he just got done cleaning out South Austin's Mom's bunghole.....

GD_rwNIWAAAzLhp.thumb.jpg.d239b5089de13ce667ccf614c7a33696.jpg

He looks like the results of a Tamarin’s pap-smear left at outside at the zoo three years ago.  

Link to comment
Share on other sites
C-Man

C-Man 27837

Posted
Posted
55 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

James Carville is a funny mofo ….

 

Yeah, if you watch the clip I posted, he says the report and photo he's talking about was from The Daily Mail, who he has no idea of their reputation. But he said as 1 pm today, he was "humping it (the rumor) like an old dog on new furniture" -- or something like that.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
TexasEd

TexasEd 8269

Posted
Posted
6 hours ago, C-Man said:

James Carville says syphillis (LOL)

 

Duh, this is why he won't release his medical records.  Does Syphilis also make you lean forward at strange angles and need a pad under your toes to stand up straight?

He won't release his taxes

He won't release his grades

He won't disclose his real weight

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Snake Diggity

Snake Diggity 4721

Posted
Posted
22 hours ago, C-Man said:

What do we figure this is? 'Trump Leaves Trump Tower With Mysterious Marks on his Fingers'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12974087/trump-e-jean-carroll-defamation-trial-updates.html

image.thumb.png.f1f0554d17c8e22d459d895c317a59f6.png

Pretty clear to me be burned the everloving fuck out of his hand, probably grabbing a curling iron to work on that expired cotton candy he wears on top of his evil head.

The thought of him doing that, then immediately looking for someone to blame, brings me great joy.  I imagine anyone else in room at the time was stifling laughter.

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
dcbc

dcbc 14656

Posted
Posted
6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You'd think playing 50 rounds of golf/month for years would generate some calluses but maybe his hands aren't big enough for calluses.  

Those blisters are actually pretty small.  But the size of his hands makes them look yuge.

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison

Kyrie Eleison 9312

Posted
Posted

you sumbitches still haven't learn to play the game like those Maga fucks...always, always, always go with the most outrageous, morally decayed, depraved reason for the anomaly.

in this case, those sores are a result of gonoherpesyphylaids he acquired when he let Jeff Epstein and George Soros fuck him in the ass.

  • Drool 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
High Plains Drifter

High Plains Drifter 11194

Posted
Posted

 

 

4 hours ago, bluto said:

I’m going golf grip blisters 

 

Isn't DOtarD right handed? I'm right handed and I've only gotten blisters on my left hand and only when I don't wear a glove on my left hand. Never got blisters on my right hand.

At least not from golf. 

 

Anyway, YMMV, because I pretty much suck at golf. But at least I don't drive on the greens or T boxes or cheat on my score card. 

I'm also not a rapist or russian asset, at least as far as you know. 

 

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
dcbc

dcbc 14656

Posted
Posted
3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

you sumbitches still haven't learn to play the game like those Maga fucks...always, always, always go with the most outrageous, morally decayed, depraved reason for the anomaly.

in this case, those sores are a result of gonoherpesyphylaids he acquired when he let Jeff Epstein and George Soros fuck him in the ass.

I thought you said outrageous?  I'd rank that in the plausible category.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Js1

Js1 87305

Posted
Posted
38 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Isn't DOtarD right handed? I'm right handed and I've only gotten blisters on my left hand and only when I don't wear a glove on my left hand. Never got blisters on my right hand.

 

Pretty sure Trump wears gloves on his left hand

image.thumb.png.ffc6b04f6d87ea7e6c1a1aba52625f25.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Francisco 2.0

Francisco 2.0 32620

Posted
  • Author
Posted
26 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the guy’s got good hooks. 

 

Oh hell yes.

"I'm being indicted for you" is one of the strongest things he's said in the past year.  We all laugh it off, but some poor sonofabitch living in a single wide in rural Kentucky hears that and thinks "hell yes".

There's countless other things he says that we roll our eyes or mock and laugh at, but there's a huge bloc that hears those words and it's pure gospel.

 

 

  • Hook 'Em 3
  • Rage+1 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...