A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[henrygandorf 29,230]

this motherfucker is astute. 

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

Very stable genius 

[YGIFS 19,458]

He's been on acumen roll lately.  Nikki Haley was to blame for the Capitol on January 6th, eh?  It'd be one thing if he slipped up names once, but he says her name 5 times in 30 seconds.  A person who was not only never in a position of authority over the U.S. Capitol, but held zero political or law enforcement position on 1/6/21 and was a private citizen at the time (I'm guessing at home in South Carolina that day).  

Also, and this is just me getting old.  For many years I've had a difficult time making out images on computer screens.  My optometrist says it's a rare thing given my hyper-eye where I just make shit out sometimes in terms of photographs or videos.  But Donald Trump is tilting ever so slightly to looking like the President in "They Live" once you put the sunglasses on.  Which all kinds of checks out.  

Anyway, Nikki's done in a month.  Good effort though, good effort.  

The calendar does seem to be taking its toll on Trump though, as forecasted.  Let's see what can be done to speed it up.....

[Biff Tannen 46,208]

27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Logic: He plays a lot of golf. It’s most likely golf grip blisters 

Trump media: it’s from paper cuts 

 

 

 

Raymond: How did you hurt this?
George: I don't know.

Raymond: You don't know?

George: No.

Raymond: But you just told me--

George: Korea.

Raymond: You hurt it in Korea?

George: What?

Raymond: The hamstring.

George: Korea.

Raymond: How?

George: Hamstring.

Raymond: How did you hurt the hamstring?
 

George: Hotel.

Edited January 20 by Biff Tannen

[dcbc 14,656]

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Paper cuts? Paper cuts? That's the story you're going with. OK, so this means it really IS something: https://www.the-express.com/news/politics/124900/donald-trump-hand-marks-paper-cut

 

So definitely the syph, right?

[dcbc 14,656]

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

 

Also, and this is just me getting old.  For many years I've had a difficult time making out images on computer screens.  My optometrist says it's a rare thing given my hyper-eye where I just make shit out sometimes in terms of photographs or videos.  But Donald Trump is tilting ever so slightly to looking like the President in "They Live" once you put the sunglasses on.  Which all kinds of checks out.   We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways.  One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.  I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.  So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time.  Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel.  And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em.  ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say.  Now, where were we? Oh, yeah!  The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time.  They didn’t have white onions because of the war.  The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones . . . .

 

FIFY

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

 

[Aqua Buddha 14,810]

What makes this even worse is that he doesn't have the names mixed up.  He's talking about Haley and means to be talking about Haley.  He just thinks she was Speaker at the time, never mind she was in his Cabinet at one point.

[Underdog 29,237]

19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dumbass must have had a big load in his diaper ….

 

There’s no room for you. 
 

Oh… ok. 

[Red Five 41,792]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What makes this even worse is that he doesn't have the names mixed up.  He's talking about Haley and means to be talking about Haley.  He just thinks she was Speaker at the time, never mind she was in his Cabinet at one point.

He's been doing this a lot recently. A little while back he was talking about how he beat Obama in some election. 

Just reminds me of how old and confused Biden is.

[Underdog 29,237]

And they’re stupid enough to believe every word he spews.

[Aqua Buddha 14,810]

 

[YGIFS 19,458]

Was that car thing taken outside her mom's funeral, or?  

Snarky remarks about how much she obviously fucking hates him aside, wouldn't the SS detail insist he go in the proper vehicle?  Like they don't just publicly, visibly change up motorcade positions on a whim.  There's very much a system to how they arrange the vehicles.  That seems really strange to me.  Unless he knew ahead of time she didn't want to ride with him and was just walking her to the car in her time of mourning and knew he was gonna get in the one behind it with his own driver/detail the whole time.  

But what makes me warm is that maybe his detail isn't paying attention to detail.  

[BamaATL 16,593]

17 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Pretty soon they are going to have to address this.  This is just my opinion, but I believe he has rapid onset dementia.  His camp has managed to keep him more or less out of sight the last couple of years, but because of his candidacy and his criminal and civil trials, they can't hide him as much, and it's becoming very clear that something is extremely wrong with him (more so than normal, there was always lots wrong with him).  

My guess is that his Covid experience, combined with years of Adderall abuse and lack of sleep; along with the stress of his criminal and civil legal problems have only contributed to his cognitive decline.  

At this point, every time he is in public he wanders off mentally extremely quickly, and that's difficult to ignore even for a media clamoring for what they believe is a ratings bonanza.  Sooner or later, he's going to string together something so bizarre the media will have to acknowledge this.    

[BamaATL 16,593]

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Was that car thing taken outside her mom's funeral, or?  

Snarky remarks about how much she obviously fucking hates him aside, wouldn't the SS detail insist he go in the proper vehicle?  Like they don't just publicly, visibly change up motorcade positions on a whim.  There's very much a system to how they arrange the vehicles.  That seems really strange to me.  Unless he knew ahead of time she didn't want to ride with him and was just walking her to the car in her time of mourning and knew he was gonna get in the one behind it with his own driver/detail the whole time.  

But what makes me warm is that maybe his detail isn't paying attention to detail.  

I don't think so, he went from Hartsfield Jackson to the Fulton County jail in exactly the same Chevy.  At the time, I remember being surprised because I thought he'd be required to ride in a version of the beast, but that apparently isn't true.  

[RomaVicta 30,647]

23 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

So very correct. The news entities he names are essentially hostile to actual news or even reporting the obvious as fact. It took them all 3.5 years to start calling Trump's constant lies lies. Misstatements of fact was their smarmy, lily-livered compromise.

They love political coverage because it's predictable and they can just say the same shit every day of every year during the cycle. If Trump raised a citizen army and started marching towards DC, CNN would have a panel talking about how this might impact the election.

They're lazy and afraid and have lost complete track of what reporters traditionally do. They prefer bloviation on panel shows because it's easy and makes them feel important. 

[C-Man 27,837]

12 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Sooner or later, he's going to string together something so bizarre the media will have to acknowledge this.    

I'm patiently (ok, that's a lie) waiting for his Dave Barnett moment:

 

[HenryJames 67,474]

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

1,x,2

[Js1 87,301]

18 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

At this point, every time he is in public he wanders off mentally extremely quickly, and that's difficult to ignore even for a media clamoring for what they believe is a ratings bonanza.  Sooner or later, he's going to string together something so bizarre the media will have to acknowledge this.    

He’ll refuse to debate so that seems unlikely 

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

This needs to be an ad …..

 

[BamaATL 16,593]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He’ll refuse to debate so that seems unlikely 

He reminds me of my Grandmother (in just this respect, none other), who had an extremely rare form of rapid onset dementia, it starts very minor, barely noticeable, then it becomes a bit stranger (where I think he is now), and then all of sudden it's extremely clear, and that part is extremely rapid.  Think of something like him at a podium and all of sudden deciding it's time for bed and taking off his clothes.  That is where this is heading, and it's sooner than people think.  

[Slacks 7,079]

On 1/15/2024 at 3:44 PM, Underdog said:

NGL, I enjoyed her tit flash. 

I missed it. I would enjoy it. Can I enjoy it here? 

[Slacks 7,079]

On 1/15/2024 at 7:21 PM, AnTiM said:

C'mon, guys.  We all know how difficult it is to walk gracefully with an eight inch erection, don't we?  Well, DON'T WE???

Shrinkage is a bitch. 

[C-Man 27,837]

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This needs to be an ad …..

 

Trump's MAGA goons, egged on by the Orange Edgelord, wanted to kill him on J6. Now he's cupping the balls, stroking the shaft and swallowing the gravy (while Mother looks on.)

[Aqua Buddha 14,810]

It should be noted that Trump’s father had dementia.

[YGIFS 19,458]

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Trump's MAGA goons, egged on by the Orange Edgelord, wanted to kill him on J6. Now he's cupping the balls, stroking the shaft and swallowing the gravy (while Mother looks on.)

Mike had a few flashes of showing some spine the last three years.  But I'm starting to think his new tack is like uber-Christian, "Be the bigger person/holier than thou/forgive/turn the other cheek."  I mean, it sorta tracks with his previous belief set before he became VP/trump's toy.  Now I'm certainly not sure if he believes it in his bones or is just beta-testing it as a "vibe" to the be stalwart forgiver and give himself over unto the Lord & America.  But it may well end up playing to the voter base down the road.  He was right, it's just not his time in 2024.  But he may be doing this new angle for one of the two above stated purposes to secure opportunities for himself and his twisted agenda down the road in 2028/2032.  Or maybe this is genuinely how he feels, who the fuck knows with this fucking clown?  

Were you, or I, or most normal humans nearly hung on the orders of our "friend", and luckily got out of it?  I'd exact revenge.  Of course, this is no ordinary foe, physical revenge is not possible.  But you'd at least take to the streets and the media and let him know how you really felt about him almost making your children, fatherless.  At the very least, yeah---I'd probably quit giving said "friend" handjobs.  

6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

It should be noted that Trump’s father had dementia.

You would too if you were married to that cartooned hairdo cunt.  

Edited January 20 by YGIFS

[royiv 9,898]

24 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Think of something like him at a podium and all of sudden deciding it's time for bed and taking off his clothes. 

This is an image I would prefer not to think about.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,638]

50/50 chance Trump double downs on the Haley was in charge of Capitol security claim.

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

50/50 chance Trump double downs on the Haley was in charge of Capitol security claim.

 

[BamaATL 16,593]

4 minutes ago, royiv said:

This is an image I would prefer not to think about.

I'll grant you that, but that's the sort of thing that is on the way, and it will be impossible to ignore.  Maybe he tries to take a shit in the hotel lobby trash can in front of the media. hopefully that paints a better picture.  

[ChiTownDoc 21,356]

He's definitely losing it - he already barely has a filter so this should get good in the next 6 months.  Over under on when he goes on a racist tirade should be set right at 6 months.  

[Dnaguy 12,724]

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This needs to be an ad …..

 

 

 

Pro life former Vice President excited about 2nd term of the President who's mob tried to kill him.

 

 

This simulation has gone bananas.

[4th&Five 42,027]

17 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He's definitely losing it - he already barely has a filter so this should get good in the next 6 months.  Over under on when he goes on a racist tirade should be set right at 6 months.  

Sadly, it wouldn’t hurt him at all. 

[YGIFS 19,458]

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I'll grant you that, but that's the sort of thing that is on the way, and it will be impossible to ignore.  Maybe he tries to take a shit in the hotel lobby trash can in front of the media. hopefully that paints a better picture.  

Fucking-A man, I did that one time at the Airport Sheraton and you bring it up every damn week like my wife does.  Let it go. 

On this note though, my wife and her colleagues in speech-language pathology, all advanced degree holders, published, have held leadership positions in their trade org., etc.  So they know what they're doing.  She's worked with everyone from late talkers to kids on the spectrum to trauma victims to dementia and everything in between.  Hospital residency at multiple locations, multiple schools, nursing homes, etc. 

So they have very well established tools for measuring a person's active vocabulary v. passive vocabulary.  Obviously, you can't just sit and listen to somebody talk for 1,000 hours and count all their different words.  But between software and sampling, they can glean with 95% accuracy what somebody's verbal abilities are, which is not all-but part-of their cognitive abilities.  In the case of Trump, it's incredibly easy to run it through the filters because there's thousands of hours of him talking and his written statements.  Easiest data set in the world.  A few years ago, through peer-review, they concluded that his verbal/written abilities are below average, and that---at best---his intelligence/cognitive abilities are average.  

They have initiated a side project and believe based on the last 6 months that Trump has entered into the early stages of dementia.  Most of their patients often are embarrassed when this occurs because they are lucid enough to rrealize it is happening.  Some will lash out with excuses or justification or anger.  But most of these people are not narcissistic socio-paths.  They are just older people who don't want to admit they are losing their mental edge or realize it and are frightened and frustrated.  Totally normal, gonna happen to most of us one day.  But in Trump's case, because of the easily accessed & robust sampling, they are noticing that he is early on-set, but because of his personality, it is harder for him to show the extremely typical tell-tale signs because he himself and his entourage will do everything they can to "couch" it via editing or just doubling-down.  

tl; dr---he is a man of average to slightly below average intelligence, who has always had a subpar vocabulary, who is beginning a very normal near-80 decline in brain activity, and will attempt to hide with the most viscosity at his disposal.  And when he finally accepts that it's happening (likely via Ivanka or Barron pleading with him), guess who is going to feel the wrath of his frustration and embarrassment?  Not his nurse.  America.  

[ChiTownDoc 21,356]

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Sadly, it wouldn’t hurt him at all. 

Hurt?  He'd definitely go up in the polls.  But he has a LOT of people that are gonna vote for his ass who are embarrassed over and over.  Keep it coming donny. 

Edit:  to further expand, many of the rich upper crust dbags used to support him when his name came up.  More and more of them just sit there with their mouth shut when he's brought up.  That's been nice to see.  A small victory, but we will take what we can get.  

Edited January 20 by ChiTownDoc

[Fudge Nuggets 19,483]

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

My guess is that his Covid experience, combined with years of Adderall abuse and lack of sleep; along with the stress of his criminal and civil legal problems have only contributed to his cognitive decline.  

 

It’s syphliss. Whether that true or not doesn’t matter, just keep repeating it over and over to the magats.

[atomheartbevo 90,686]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

But what makes me warm is that maybe his detail isn't paying attention to detail.  

Maybe they pay more attention to her than him….

[Dnaguy 12,724]

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It’s syphliss. Whether that true or not doesn’t matter, just keep repeating it over and over to the magats.

They operate in an alternate reality anyway.

Might as well craft one that works for us.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,483]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

They prefer bloviation on panel shows because it's easy and makes them feel important. 

You left off the most important criteria. It’s cheap compared to real journalism. 

[royiv 9,898]

25 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It’s syphliss. Whether that true or not doesn’t matter, just keep repeating it over and over to the magats.

Trump, he's one of us!

[RomaVicta 30,647]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It’s syphliss. Whether that true or not doesn’t matter, just keep repeating it over and over to the magats.

Their response:

He got it from that whore, E. Jean Carroll, who is lying about being raped by him. He never even met her! 

[YGIFS 19,458]

I played session drums for 'Osmotic Syphilis' on their third studio album.  Fucking killed it.  

[Red Five 41,792]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Sadly, it wouldn’t hurt him at all. 

I would like to think that we're still in a place where if he went Michael Richards at a rally, that would be enough to hurt him. 

[Js1 87,301]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I would like to think that we're still in a place where if he went Michael Richards at a rally, that would be enough to hurt him. 

Nah. Lots of pursed lips and furrowed brows

”oh my, I don’t like that. But my taxes, you know?”

[Red Five 41,792]

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Nah. Lots of pursed lips and furrowed brows

”oh my, I don’t like that. But my taxes, you know?”

Yeah. CNN: "Does Trump's blunt honesty hurt Joe Biden?" 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,819]

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

It should be noted that Trump’s father had dementia.

Dementia, for the most part, is not hereditary.

[Js1 87,301]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Yeah. CNN: "Does Trump's blunt honesty hurt Joe Biden?" 

“We talked to some voters at a diner during the early bird special in Fort McLynching, Alabama.”

[Red Five 41,792]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

“We talked to some voters at a diner during the early bird special in Fort McLynching, Alabama.”

"They said they loved every word of it. Especially the n words. This could spell trouble for Biden. Back to you Bob." 

[safe sex 12,044]

Neurosyphilis can only be definitively diagnosed with a lumbar puncture, and since I'm 100% sure he has had syphilis at some point in his life, it would be pretty easy to miss if he isn't having his titer regularly checked. And no shade to any doctors on the board, but I've seen enough GPs/specialists completely whiff on an easy syphilis dx, just because they don't have enough experience with it. 

Edited January 20 by safe sex

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

21 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Neurosyphilis can only be definitively diagnosed with a lumbar puncture, and since I'm 100% sure he has had syphilis at some point in his life, it would be pretty easy to miss if he isn't having his titer regularly checked. And no shade to any doctors on the board, but I've seen enough GPs/specialists completely whiff on an easy syphilis dx, just because they don't have enough experience with it. 

ron jackson said he’s in better health than obama !