A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Thrawn 538]

17 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I remember having double BM's back in the 1990's.  Did they take them away or something?

I originally read that as "double bowel movements". Probably still applies.

[TexArcher 37,774]

9 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

How can you eat McDonalds and not be physically ill with 2 bites left?

And why would you if you live in Texas, where there are Whataburgers, plus actual food restaurants?

[DDD Dad 14,332]

1 hour ago, Walser said:

*there

*they’re

[Js1 85,307]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

And why would you if you live in Texas, where there are Whataburgers, plus actual food restaurants?

Well most Whataburgers are extremely hit or miss and sometimes I don’t want to wait 35 minutes in the drive-thru 

[Francisco 2.0 32,389]

7 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

My brother sent me this link. Off menu fast food options, available at locations that are willing to cater for the business. The double patty Big Mac is said to be an Australian standard menu option.

 

https://hackthemenu.com/

 

Oh my

https://hackthemenu.com/arbys/secret-menu/meat-mountain/

 

Quote

A massive feast piled high with Chicken Tenders, Ham, Roast Turkey, Swiss Cheese, Corned Beef, Angus Steak, Brisket, Cheddar Cheese, Roast Beef, and topped with Bacon.

 

 

And found a picture:

 

 

Edited January 27 by Francisco 2.0

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

*they’re

*thar 

[TexArcher 37,774]

I just decided I'm going to eat McDonald's, for the first time in over a decade, when the fat orange con man finally blesses the world by dropping dead.

Being stuck on the shitter for an hour that day seems like a fitting tribute.

[Js1 85,307]

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Oh my

https://hackthemenu.com/arbys/secret-menu/meat-mountain/

 

 

And found a picture:

 

 

The Hope Solo?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well most Whataburgers are extremely hit or miss and sometimes I don’t want to wait 35 minutes in the drive-thru 

They got these new things called mobile apps that let you oder ahead. Their (following the current thread mode here) pretty cool.

[ohchaucer 1,443]

Their

*

[BamaATL 16,593]

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The Hope Solo?

It comes with a side of batshit crazy?

[hookemATL 11,714]

I find McDs to be the absolute worst of all fast foods and haven’t eaten it of my own volition in many years. Primarily I feel it’s the SALTIEST shit ever. As in it makes my back/kidneys hurt almost immediately. Food shouldn’t do that, even cheap fast food. 

 

also Trump is a dumb cunt. 

[elfenix 34,229]

[Js1 85,307]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They got these new things called mobile apps that let you oder ahead. Their (following the current thread mode here) pretty cool.

Yeah and last time we used it (last Saturday), it was still 20 min to get our food. Not everyone can replicate the Chick Fil A model 

[AnTiM 1,666]

And the Whataburger in my small town is basically a cold lettuce and tomato sandwich.

[Constant 6,731]

How much bad news can a fat person’s heart really take? He has to die soon. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just order a Big Mac made with Quarter Pounder patties. 

Just order a double quarter pounder if you need a half pound burger

[WhatTheBuck 28,776]

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just order a double quarter pounder if you need a half pound burger

If you want a double quarter cheese then yeah, do that. If you want a bigger, beefier Big Mac, order it with quarter pound patties. If you want, you can also order a Quarter Pounder Big Mac which is a Quarter Cheese with special sauce, lettuce, pickles, and onions.

[tx ind 7,011]

4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I just decided I'm going to eat McDonald's, for the first time in over a decade, when the fat orange con man finally blesses the world by dropping dead.

Being stuck on the shitter for an hour that day seems like a fitting tribute.

Nice, got some top secret docs to keep you entertained on the shitter?

[elfenix 34,229]

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you want a double quarter cheese then yeah, do that. If you want a bigger, beefier Big Mac, order it with quarter pound patties. If you want, you can also order a Quarter Pounder Big Mac which is a Quarter Cheese with special sauce, lettuce, pickles, and onions.

are all the mcdonalds permutations on the spreadsheet too?

[Pods 7,552]

FYI, on the McDonald's app, look under deals/rewards, every day there will be a 20% off the order coupon/deal. You can use it daily and it resets for the next day.

There are other coupons too, but if you're ordering for multiple people, the 20% off is usually the best one. 

You can't order the Big Mac with quarter pounder patties on the app, that I've seen, but you can order it with 4 patties. 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,776]

44 minutes ago, elfenix said:

are all the mcdonalds permutations on the spreadsheet too?

What spreadsheet?

[NWBuck 8,552]

7 hours ago, Js1 said:

The Hope Solo?

[Bullneck 19,077]

37 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What spreadsheet?

[NWBuck 8,552]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just order a double quarter pounder if you need a half pound burger

But what if you want to order it in France? 

[NWBuck 8,552]

37 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What spreadsheet?

It'd be the sheet tracking how much your waistline would spread when you eat at McDonald's. 

Or your ass will spread within a few hours of finishing the meal. 

Either way 

[C-Man 27,210]

Did this get posted yet? The Trump WH pharmacy was ordering Fentanyl?

[scottsins 1,966]

He got up and walked out of the courtroom during opposing counsel’s closing. How the fuck does he not get put in a cell for that?

The came reason nobody else does.

[Bullneck 19,077]

[henrygandorf 29,189]

he’s just so smart. tests don’t lie. 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Did this get posted yet? The Trump WH pharmacy was ordering Fentanyl?
 

If this was a Democrat, you would be hearing about it for years. There would a congressional investigation 

[atomheartbevo 89,644]

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Did this get posted yet? The Trump WH pharmacy was ordering Fentanyl?

[tx ind 7,011]

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Did this get posted yet? The Trump WH pharmacy was ordering Fentanyl?
 

2000 ambien?  What was happening in August 2019?

[Underdog 28,611]

Call me cynical…. No viagra? 

[TexasEd 8,066]

• The drug fueled orgies that Madison Cawthorn’s wife was going to
• Junior was getting them for Kimberly and himself
• People working there needed to numb themselves for what they were doing
• Don Sr would that slipping them in the interns’ drinks makes it easier to grab them by the pussy
• Melania needed them any time Trump was in the same room with her
• They were selling them on the black market

 

 

[Mo Horn 8,832]

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

Did this get posted yet? The Trump WH pharmacy was ordering Fentanyl?
 

Now we know how Melania survived living with him in the White House

[cactusflinthead 27,598]

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

2000 ambien?  What was happening in August 2019?

Note that the same day they got 1990 Provigil. So slightly more slow down than go fast. 

I'm too old and way too uncool to know a lot of these. I had to look up Provigil and I don't know what Zolidem does, but Ketamine? Who is going in a K hole?

And that grinning freak Ronny is my Rep.

 

[dcbc 14,471]

48 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

they were selling them on the black market

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,394]

Biden during the debate (hopefully):  Trump says he's going to close the border to stop fentynal  from coming in. He couldn't even keep it out of the White House!

More Biden during the debate (hopefully):  Biden wrinkles his nose, looks at Donald, and says "Damn, Donald ... did you poop your pants again?"  Make Trump deny that he'd pooped his pants, then say "Folks ... I don't know if I can stand up here next to that ... smell. Donald,  PLEASE for the love of God change your diapers!"

[tx 3 putt 76,901]

Trump isnt showing up to any debates

[Snake Diggity 4,621]

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Biden during the debate (hopefully):  Trump says he's going to close the border to stop fentynal  from coming in. He couldn't even keep it out of the White House!

More Biden during the debate (hopefully):  Biden wrinkles his nose, looks at Donald, and says "Damn, Donald ... did you poop your pants again?"  Make Trump deny that he'd pooped his pants, then say "Folks ... I don't know if I can stand up here next to that ... smell. Donald,  PLEASE for the love of God change your diapers!"

0% chance of a debate.  Neither side wants it.  Biden would do it if challenged fairly but Trump will not debate under any conditions.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Republicans already withdrew from debate system I thought?

Yeah no debates are happening. You can’t moderate a narcissistic sociopath 

[Hermanator 7,037]

On 1/25/2024 at 9:32 AM, TwiceHorn said:

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Also, what you fail to realize I guess is that judges see witnesses, and even attorneys, being disingenuous (read lying their asses off) all the time, unless it's pretty material to something, they take no action.  It's going to have to be a more bald-faced lie than that to receive sanctions.

 

I like how attorneys here say shit like this, shit that's completely reprehensible and horrifically corrupt, like it's no big deal and we should feel stupid for even thinking otherwise. All because the flaws and injustice in the system they deal with every day are so ridiculously common they see it as normalcy when they should see it as symptoms of the problem. 

And they wonder why they're hated. The hubris knows no bounds. 

Edited January 28 by Hermanator

[Underdog 28,611]

17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Republicans already withdrew from debate system I thought?

Yeah no debates are happening. You can’t moderate a narcissistic sociopath 

Put a shock collar on him, every time he breathes… Zap! 

[Macanudo 12,976]

I looked up where Trump gave his rally speech last night in Nevada...

Big League Dreams.  https://lasvegas.bigleaguedreams.com/  It's a baseball/softball field complex with batting cages about 5 miles north/northeast of the Strip.   Their claim to fame is having replica standiums that mimic Fenway, Wrigley and Yankee Stadium among others. 

Besides the on-site restaurant (burgers, hot dogs, nachos, etc., ) the closest local eats are McDonald's (of course), Golden Corral, Jack-in-the-Box and Fat Boy Hamburgers (I'm not making that up).  Their "20,000 square foot pavilion accomodates cheereading and dance competitions, as well as corporate events and parties."   That includes weddings (I shit you not)...  https://www.wedding-spot.com/venue/10455/Big-League-Dreams-Las-Vegas/

Overall, the reviews people have left are fairly positive but they only have a 3/5 score.

Like in Iowa, the facility looks like a VFA hall or barn and the crowd size is not remarkable in any way. My guess is that the owners are Trumpers and he got a huge discount.   I can't imagine Trump's campaign shelling out money for space at a Wynn property or some other casino.  I'd guess there were less than 750 people there.  From this picture it looks like less than 400 in the shot.   And overwhelmingly people between 40-70.   Notice anything else about the makeup of the crowd?

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[Radical Larry 28,578]

[Aqua Buddha 14,586]

Lulz:

 

[RomaVicta 29,904]

13 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Lulz:

 

I've been thinking that he is the perfect outsider nutjob to fill the Trump vacuum. First, get him into the party. 

[BamaATL 16,593]

32 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I looked up where Trump gave his rally speech last night in Nevada...

Big League Dreams.  https://lasvegas.bigleaguedreams.com/  It's a baseball/softball field complex with batting cages about 5 miles north/northeast of the Strip.   Their claim to fame is having replica standiums that mimic Fenway, Wrigley and Yankee Stadium among others. 

Besides the on-site restaurant (burgers, hot dogs, nachos, etc., ) the closest local eats are McDonald's (of course), Golden Corral, Jack-in-the-Box and Fat Boy Hamburgers (I'm not making that up).  Their "20,000 square foot pavilion accomodates cheereading and dance competitions, as well as corporate events and parties."   That includes weddings (I shit you not)...  https://www.wedding-spot.com/venue/10455/Big-League-Dreams-Las-Vegas/

Overall, the reviews people have left are fairly positive but they only have a 3/5 score.

Like in Iowa, the facility looks like a VFA hall or barn and the crowd size is not remarkable in any way. My guess is that the owners are Trumpers and he got a huge discount.   I can't imagine Trump's campaign shelling out money for space at a Wynn property or some other casino.  I'd guess there were less than 750 people there.  From this picture it looks like less than 400 in the shot.   And overwhelmingly people between 40-70.   Notice anything else about the makeup of the crowd?

[im

 

 

 

They all have type 2 Diabetes? 

[Brisketexan 105,093]

I looked up where Trump gave his rally speech last night in Nevada...
Big League Dreams.  https://lasvegas.bigleaguedreams.com/  It's a baseball/softball field complex with batting cages about 5 miles north/northeast of the Strip.   Their claim to fame is having replica standiums that mimic Fenway, Wrigley and Yankee Stadium among others. 
Besides the on-site restaurant (burgers, hot dogs, nachos, etc., ) the closest local eats are McDonald's (of course), Golden Corral, Jack-in-the-Box and Fat Boy Hamburgers (I'm not making that up).  Their "20,000 square foot pavilion accomodates cheereading and dance competitions, as well as corporate events and parties."   That includes weddings (I shit you not)...  https://www.wedding-spot.com/venue/10455/Big-League-Dreams-Las-Vegas/
Overall, the reviews people have left are fairly positive but they only have a 3/5 score.
Like in Iowa, the facility looks like a VFA hall or barn and the crowd size is not remarkable in any way. My guess is that the owners are Trumpers and he got a huge discount.   I can't imagine Trump's campaign shelling out money for space at a Wynn property or some other casino.  I'd guess there were less than 750 people there.  From this picture it looks like less than 400 in the shot.   And overwhelmingly people between 40-70.   Notice anything else about the makeup of the crowd?
[im
 
 
 

Alex, what is a “a room full of women I wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole?”