A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[tx 3 putt 78763]

46 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Looking good, imo.

In a single speech tonight, Trump has:

• confused Friday with Saturday

• said that Pennsylvania will cease to exist because "they" will change the name

• said he charged China hundreds of millions in dino-dollars

• claimed he saw someone shoplift a refrigerator

[Pato del Muerto 53603]

Trump speak bingo cards are getting wilder and wilder. 

[4th&Five 42026]

 

[Rimbo 27092]

On 2/7/2024 at 4:12 PM, Genco said:

Trump thinks KISS is too loud

[Rimbo 27092]

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

In a single speech tonight, Trump has:

• confused Friday with Saturday

• said that Pennsylvania will cease to exist because "they" will change the name

• said he charged China hundreds of millions in dino-dollars

• claimed he saw someone shoplift a refrigerator

meanwhile, CNN and the NYTimes run stories questioning Biden's mental health

[BamaATL 16593]

36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

In a single speech tonight, Trump has:

• confused Friday with Saturday

• said that Pennsylvania will cease to exist because "they" will change the name

• said he charged China hundreds of millions in dino-dollars

• claimed he saw someone shoplift a refrigerator

You know what, if you manage to successfully shoplift a refrigerator, fuck it, I think you won fair and square at that point.  

Perhaps not the best policy, I admit.  

[tx 3 putt 78763]

 

[henrygandorf 29229]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

for me, it’s the middle part. 

[tx 3 putt 78763]

 

[Rimbo 27092]

18 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

for me, it’s the middle part. 

sylv?

[henrygandorf 29229]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

sylv?

no, the middle part. his haircut choices. tough to tell, it’s never quite in focus. 

[GenXer 3484]

On 2/8/2024 at 12:21 PM, TexasHooch said:

And as far as candidates go, 

 

This guy never recovered from saying Byaaaaaaah! to encourage his supporters after a tough loss in Iowa.

 

And this guy never recovered from getting in a tank to support the military build up of conventional weapons.

 

We are indeed in very, very different times.

 

Trump has normalized stupidity.

 

 

[henrygandorf 29229]

manually copied and pasted for all the crybabies without twitter access.

[henrygandorf 29229]

now of course i realize that the initial tweet is truncated.  here it is:

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Since the media refuses to report on it, let me share what happens at a typical Trump speech:

1. He comes out to the playing of the “January 6 Anthem” song which he recorded with some of the most dangerous J6 rioters in jail.

2. He brags how his song with the J6 rioters gets more downloads than Taylor Swift (it does not)

3. He spends a few minutes talking about passing cognitive exams, and how the audience would not pass the exam, but because he is really smart (he is not) he is able to ace the exam.

4. He praises Viktor Orban, the leader of Hungary, who Trump says is the most respected leader in Europe (he is not).

5. He praises President Xi and says he is very strong and rules over 1 billion people with an iron fist and Hollywood couldn’t find an actor as tough as President Xi.

6. He praises Putin and says people say it’s a bad thing he gets along with Putin but he thinks it’s a good thing.

7. He makes weird noises reenacting lifting weights with a trans woman and he says “mommy I can’t do it. Mommy. Ughhh, uhh, mommy help me.”

8. He says he doesn’t like seeing President Biden at the beach and says he has a better body than Biden (he does not)

9. He talks about his hatred of windmills and his hatred of electric cars. He says he would rather be electrocuted than eaten by sharks however.

10. He praises the J6 insurrectionists and calls them hostages.

11. He whines about his court cases, attacks prosecutors, judges, and witnesses, and then praises “the great Alphonse Capone” and brags he was indicted more than Capone.

12. He quotes Hitler and says immigrants are poisoning the blood of our country.

13. He says he wants to be a dictator on day 1.

14. He plays QAnon music, audience members often make QAnon sign with their hands, and he talks about how America is a failing nation.

15. He does a weird dance and leaves.

you're welcome.

[Underdog 29222]

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manually copied and pasted for all the crybabies without twitter access

How noble. 

[AnTiM 1695]

Too bad no MAGA person will ever believe any of this, if they are even smart enough to read it.

[Hawndoh 2409]

31 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Too bad no MAGA person will ever believe any of this, if they are even smart enough to read it.

They believe it and celebrate it 

[YGIFS 19458]

Is it too much to ask for sharks with freaking batteries attached to their heads?  

I know many of you, despite the stereotype that only MAGA folks are religious, are people of deep faith like me.  But I mean, come the fuck on.  We are locked inside a computer program.  

I mean, he’s doing the ghost double jerk-off move in front of fucking Scooby-Doo.  The show that always involved a fake ghost.  And he woulda gotten away with it if wasn’t for those darn courts!

we are all alone in here.  

[Aqua Buddha 14809]

 

[RomaVicta 30642]

13 hours ago, Rimbo said:

meanwhile, CNN and the NYTimes run stories questioning Biden's mental health

Editorial staff meeting.

I see Trump can't keep anything straight when he speaks publicly.

Yea. He's not moving well, either.

[Only former newspaper guy in room.) Maybe we do a story on his mental health.

Great idea, Sandy. Yes, Colin?

I think we should work on the other side of the story! Get both sides!

You mean finding evidence that he's not mentally losing it?

No. No. No, Sandy.  Let's balance this all out by seeing if Biden has mental problems, too.

Um. Is he regularly confusing names, places, and events?

Maybe, Sandy. So?

Is Biden not moving around very well?

Sandy, those are questions we'll ask our five panels of experts. They will tell us.

Colin, just raising an unfounded question is impacting news by creating suspicion. 

Blah, blah, Colin. This is TV. This is how we do it. The panels need a subject and this just balances the story on Trump.

You're an idiot.

[henrygandorf 29229]

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

How noble. 

i am here to serve.

it's actually a pretty brilliant presentation, considering the platform.  twitter is where people go to spew their bullshit.  this thread lays it out in a way where it seems hyperbolic, like a typical lib trump complaint list.  but going through and pulling receipts from recent speeches is what makes it art.  it was worth the effort.

if the next 25 years are back to "normal" (non-maga), this will be a fascinating period of american politics that will be studied for centuries.  if this is the new normal, then fucking strap in and hold onto your butts.

[Underdog 29222]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i am here to serve.

In that case…

[tx 3 putt 78763]

 

 

[4th&Five 42026]

Never Forget 7/11

 

[Hmbre97 6337]

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Never Forget 7/11

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

fucking POS…making up shit to shit talk NATO while opening the door for Pootie simultaneously.   

https://www.threads.net/@beschlossdc1776/post/C3L2xodMDsO/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Red Five 41787]

Never Forget 7/11
 

It was an episode of Veep. The simulation is crashing in on itself.

[Fastbreak 4057]

Republican front-runner Donald Trump said Saturday that, as president, he warned NATO allies that he "would encourage" Russia "to do whatever the hell they want" to countries that are "delinquent" as he ramped up his attacks on foreign aid and longstanding international alliances.

Speaking at a rally in Conway, South Carolina, Trump recounted a story he has told before about an unidentified NATO member who confronted him over his threat not to defend members who fail to meet the trans-Atlantic alliance's defense spending targets.

But this time, Trump went further, saying had told the member that he would, in fact, "encourage" Russia to do as it wishes in that case.

This motherfucker is going to get 70 million+ votes. It’s completely unbelievable. Rape, insurrection, betrayal, lying —. The new American value system…

[Underdog 29222]

 

[YGIFS 19458]

Welp?  See ya later. 
 

he’s literally dumber than Lloyd Christmas 

[Bullneck 19574]

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Never Forget 7/11

 

THEY ASKED ME TO PARTAKE SO I SAID THE BEAUTIFUL WORDS.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13637]

8 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fucking POS…making up shit to shit talk NATO while opening the door for Pootie simultaneously.   

https://www.threads.net/@beschlossdc1776/post/C3L2xodMDsO/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Guy notorious for breaking contracts, not paying contractors/lawyers, bankruptcies, successfully being sued for fraud, and hiring the "best people" he later claims are the worst: "Look America, here's the plan. Not only are we going to break our promise to our friends, we're going to encourage an authoritarian war criminal to attack them. It will be tremendous! But I need your support and trust me- I'm just going screw THEM over, but I'm not going to screw YOU over."

[TexArcher 39078]

And this guy is leading in the polls.

We are so turbo fucked.

[Aqua Buddha 14809]

 

[TwiceHorn 32108]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

I honestly believe he thinks they pay that 2% to us.

I do think it is probably worthwhile to encourage NATO members to meet their spending targets, if nothing else to prove that they take the alliance seriously.

I'm sure there are studies showing what failure to meet the spending targets costs us and other members who do.  I'd guess about nothing.

Edited February 11 by TwiceHorn

[Red Five 41787]

You know, every one in a while, Dotard says something so terrible that I think it might actually make a difference. Bashing American POWs, siding with Putin over the US, etc. Encouraging Russia to attack our allies is one of those. 

Of course, in a sane world, pick any random thing he's said and it should have ended his political career. 

 

Edited February 11 by Red Five
no coffee yet

[TexArcher 39078]

33 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I honestly believe he thinks they pay that 2% to us.

I do think it is probably worthwhile to encourage NATO members to meet their spending targets, if nothing else to prove that they take the alliance seriously.

I'm sure there are studies showing what failure to meet the spending targets costs us and other members who do.  I'd guess about nothing.

Also, he ignores NATO spending as percentage of GDP, because a) that doesn't help his narrative, and b) he can't spell GDP, much less understand what it is.

[Js1 87290]

Only nation to ever invoke Article 5 now has a presidential candidate/party threatening to sit out if someone else invokes Article 5

[TexArcher 39078]

32 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Of course, in a sane world, pick any random thing he's said and it should have ended his political career. 

Hell, "grab 'em by the pussy" should have been the end of this guy.  And over a thousand things he's said since.

He's a political cockroach.

[Carl Spackler 3623]

What a POS.

[Red Five 41787]

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Hell, "grab 'em by the pussy" should have been the end of this guy.  And over a thousand things he's said since.

He's a political cockroach.

On an almost, maybe literally, daily basis he's defending the people who attacked our Capitol. The ones who broke in and went hunting for congress critters/VP while trashing the place and smearing shit on the walls. At his rallies he plays their "anthem". You would think someone might suffer politically from that. You would think. 

[SimonBolivar 11068]

6 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

 

This motherfucker is going to get 70 million+ votes. It’s completely unbelievable. Rape, insurrection, betrayal, lying —. The new American value system…

 

New?

[Macanudo 13341]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

I honestly believe he thinks they pay that 2% to us.

I do think it is probably worthwhile to encourage NATO members to meet their spending targets, if nothing else to prove that they take the alliance seriously.

I'm sure there are studies showing what failure to meet the spending targets costs us and other members who do.  I'd guess about nothing.

So on point for the man who stiffs other businesses to get upset when others do it.

[TexEx15 17959]

 

[tx 3 putt 78763]

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

this is the mafia / cartel business model

 

[Red Five 41787]

6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Nothing matters anymore, but I don't think Melanie has spent one second with Dotard on the trail, or at any of his trials. 

[SimonBolivar 11068]

25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Nothing matters anymore, but I don't think Melanie has spent one second with Dotard on the trail, or at any of his trials. 

It doesn't matter because MAGA won't even know it happened. They aren't following Joe Biden on Twitter

[Eastwood 4394]

45 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Stepping in to defend someone against a lowbrow and classless attack, even if that person is a possible future opponent in an election, is what used to be the norm in this nation. The Republicans can't even muster up some common decency and denounce a dig at an active service member.

[Chad Fuck 18166]

Stepping in to defend someone against a lowbrow and classless attack, even if that person is a possible future opponent in an election, is what used to be the norm in this nation. The Republicans can't even muster up some common decency and denounce a dig at an active service member.

Not just anyone either. The spouse of a candidate from their own party.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

Because Lil Marco is a gaslit simp/company man.