A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Underdog 28,625]

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What’s Devin Nunes’ stake in all of this?

A cow. 

[Js1 85,323]

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

A cow. 

How much moo-lah?

[Underdog 28,625]

Whatever it is I'm sure it's udderly ridiculous. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,493]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

Those don’t have the T on the tongue and the outer side- knockoffs?

[henrygandorf 29,190]

for the twitter-impaired:

[4th&Five 41,536]

 

Edited March 3 by 4th&Five

[mchookem 16,333]

[Pancho 44,777]

Manufacturing fake photos with the Blacks so you can say “see, we’re not racist!” 

 

 

 

[Brisketexan 105,123]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Manufacturing fake photos with the Blacks so you can say “see, we’re not racist!” 

 

 

 

Say what you will....but I bet the spread they put out at that fake holiday party was fucking DELICIOUS.

[TwiceHorn 31,460]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Say what you will....but I bet the spread they put out at that fake holiday party was fucking DELICIOUS.

Quite a lot of finger food, I'd guess. Short, strange finger food. 

[Macanudo 12,977]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Say what you will....but I bet the spread they put out at that fake holiday party was fucking DELICIOUS.

Better than anything Trump put out at the White House.

[Guest]

 

Reminds me of a certain pornographic meme with a girl sitting on a couch and a number of nice gentlemen behind her.

[Horn Dog 9,846]

4 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

 

Reminds me of a certain pornographic meme with a girl sitting on a couch and a number of nice gentlemen behind her.

That would probably generate the most amount of MAGA voting enthusiasm

"He gets fucked by a bunch of black dudes, just like me!!"

[Pods 7,552]

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Manufacturing fake photos with the Blacks so you can say “see, we’re not racist!” 

 

 

 

 

AI continues to do a shitty job with hands. 

The only way Trump's hands could be that big is if he was wearing Mickey gloves, but Mickey only shares with Vince. 

[RomaVicta 29,907]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Say what you will....but I bet the spread they put out at that fake holiday party was fucking DELICIOUS.

So good that some people ate their own fingers!

I don't look at much AI stuff, but the hands are usually pretty bad. Clever of this fraud to have most hands or at least fingers hidden.

That's fairly subtle. Trying to float the notion that Trump was celebrating in the bossom of a Black family at Christmas and looking quite at home is not so subtle. It's ridiculous.

 

[Brisketexan 105,123]

12 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

So good that some people ate their own fingers!

I don't look at much AI stuff, but the hands are usually pretty bad. Clever of this fraud to have most hands or at least fingers hidden.

That's fairly subtle. Trying to float the notion that Trump was celebrating in the bossom of a Black family at Christmas and looking quite at home is not so subtle. It's ridiculous.

 

Look, man....I got distracted by the prospect of a soul food Christmas dinner, and you aren't gonna get me to take my eyes off the prize.

[Gatorubet 30,235]

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Quite a lot of finger food, I'd guess. Short, strange finger food. 

I just had the weirdest Ramsey Bolton thought…

[Pato del Muerto 52,493]

8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I just had the weirdest Ramsey Bolton thought…

Does it involve the SS changing trump’s code name to reek?

[HornOnTheBayou 8,922]

3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

 

"He gets fucked by a bunch of black dudes, just like me my wife while I watch!!"

Fixed it for magats

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

8 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Quite a lot of finger food, I'd guess.

You need to mingle with the black community more if you think a black family Christmas spread consists of a lot of finger food.

There are infinite variations of the black family Christmas spread, but there are two things you can bank on.  Granny will produce five gallons of the greatest mac and cheese ever made and there will be candied sweet potatoes with enough marshmallows in them to make your teeth rot just by looking at them.

[Jhawkmvp 1,489]

[Upgrayedd 5,810]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does it involve the SS changing trump’s code name to reek?

Didn’t Putin already kinda do this?

[Aqua Buddha 14,595]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,682]

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Trying to float the notion that Trump was celebrating in the bossom of a Black family at Christmas and looking quite at home is not so subtle. It's ridiculous.

That's what jumped out to me.  Even if you thought this was real, what about it wouldn't seem like blatant pandering?  His voters are sick people.

[tx 3 putt 76,935]

45 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

is that new double big mac any good ?

[Js1 85,323]

47 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

[Born to Run 6,569]

That's what jumped out to me.  Even if you thought this was real, what about it wouldn't seem like blatant pandering?  His voters are sick people.

Yes they are; thier vote holds the same value as yours. Ergo everything is fucked.

[tx 3 putt 76,935]

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Get it right man ….

[jw4381 3,072]

17 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Hey, check it out y’all! The simulation gave us a preview in the original Dune of what to expect with this orange turd:

 

[Nuge 1,969]

Pretty sure that's Steve Bannon.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

it's somehow worse in a still than in the movie. *hurk*

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,397]

 

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

If the border was so fucking dangerous, then all these pussies wouldn't be showing up for photo ops.  They don't even have the commemorative Kushner flak jacket.

[henrygandorf 29,190]

 

[Aqua Buddha 14,595]

What the fuck?

[royiv 9,308]

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What the fuck?

Let’s see how vaccine braggadocio works out with his crowd.

[Brisketexan 105,123]

5 minutes ago, royiv said:

Let’s see how vaccine braggadocio works out with his crowd.

It will work just fine.  Do you not even cognitive dissonance, bro?  These fucking morons can absolutely hold two contradictory thoughts in their heads - they don't clash, because they've got so much empty room to move around in there.

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It will work just fine.  Do you not even cognitive dissonance, bro?  These fucking morons can absolutely hold two contradictory thoughts in their heads - they don't clash, because they've got so much empty room to move around in there.

This is really one of the big keys to understanding their behavior.

They can shift from one set of "facts" to another seamlessly, then exist with both sets being true, or as many others as come up.

10 things that all contradict each other? Doesn't matter, they can all be "true" to them, at the same time if necessary.

[bolverk 29,671]

6 minutes ago, Pods said:

This is really one of the big keys to understanding their behavior.

They can shift from one set of "facts" to another seamlessly, then exist with both sets being true, or as many others as come up.

10 things that all contradict each other? Doesn't matter, they can all be "true" to them, at the same time if necessary.

2+2=5

[Brisketexan 105,123]

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

2+2=5

....and also 4, and 3, and potato.

Seriously, that's the kind of thinking we're dealing with.

Inflation rose during part of Biden's term?  BIDEN DID IT!

Inflation fell during the next part of Biden's term?  BIDEN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.  TRUMP DID IT!

Etc. etc. ad infinitum.  Facts and reason only annoy them.

[Pods 7,552]

9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

2+2=5

Yep. 2+2 can = 5, 59 or it can equal conspiracies to drink baby adrenochrome.  

 

Edited March 8 by Pods
Dammit, Brisket posted the same while I was trying to think of how to end it.

[henrygandorf 29,190]

it's still funny that someone like him would normally brag nonstop about presiding over the vaccine's creation.  but he can't and therefore won't, because he's scared to death of his idiot base.

[Upgrayedd 5,810]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

it's still funny that someone like him would normally brag nonstop about presiding over the vaccine's creation.  but he can't and therefore won't, because he's scared to death of his idiot base.

Dude would be finishing his 2nd term and planning a 3rd if he acted the least bit presidential during that time.

[henrygandorf 29,190]

13 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Dude would be finishing his 2nd term and planning a 3rd if he acted the least bit presidential during that time.

and at the same time my dog learned algebra.

[conVINCEd 21,469]

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

and at the same time my dog learned algebra.

My last dog could spell, so it’s not out of the question.

[Eskimohorn 5,635]

Dude would be finishing his 2nd term and planning a 3rd if he acted the least bit presidential during that time.

and if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike.

[Brisketexan 105,123]

and if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike.

Sure…I mean, plenty of people rode her.

[DDD Dad 14,339]

On 3/4/2024 at 10:33 AM, Pancho said:

Manufacturing fake photos with the Blacks so you can say “see, we’re not racist!” 

 

 

 

Someone needs to do this with the pic of the tiny porn star surrounded by big guys in their skivvies with him in her place. 

[Aqua Buddha 14,595]

A billionaire indeed:

 

[achooloco 1,072]

This cunt is at ufc again. Lot of dumb dumbs cheered him when he came on but I did my part and yelled loudly fuck this puto. Only one sadly. Oh well. Still though let it be known fuck trump. Now. And forever.