A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

7 hours ago, mooseoutfront said:

If you have to say you're Alpha, you ain't Alpha.

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26243]

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  That is 100% a dude who cries in the dark as he guiltily jerks off to gay porn.  Sad.  Just be who you are, NowThis.

*I* wasn't the one crying, and you know you're not getting invited back to movie night, right?

[Sawbonz 27378]

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

He looks 34

[texasdago 7550]

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He would curl up in a ball and cry like a baby if he had to deal with the shit that Gen X did.  Us Gen Xers, when we were 11 or 12, we knew exactly how many 11 or 12 year-olds were needed to take down a healthy male hitchhiker between the ages of 18-25 and then dispose of the body.

Dude, we were ready to fight Commie Cuban Invaders and knew which gangs to fight in 1980s New York City.

Can you dig it?

[RDCanecutter 26243]

16 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

He looks 34

Barron needs to bring some good into this world by following DeSantis around and standing next to him.

[tx 3 putt 76164]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[F250 28661]

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

I'll just park this here. Evangelicals see Trump's Hedonism as 'Godly Masculinity'

https://www.yahoo.com/news/opinion-evangelicals-see-trump-hedonism-084605187.html

 

Evangelicals are idiots in every way possible.

[tx 3 putt 76164]

 

[Bullneck 18976]

HOLY SHITE WE CAN EMBED INSTA NOW. COOOL BEANS.  I'M FUCKED UP IN DRPPING SPRINGS. WHICK BTTON DO I PUSH NEXT.  POSTING IS HARD.

I'M NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, FUCKHEADS.  I'M DRUNK

 

Edited May 10 by Bullneck

[CTC2 2733]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

On 5/8/2024 at 10:18 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Ted also didn’t dispute Stormy’s claim that she had sex with Trump, basically saying it wasn’t news and nobody thinks Trump has led a celibate life. Way to support the orange turd’s case, Ted. 

[GopherRock 1765]

18 hours ago, mooseoutfront said:

If you have to say you're Alpha, you ain't Alpha.

 

 

[4th&Five 41457]

7 hours ago, CTC2 said:

 

He’s a shitty dad just like me!!!!

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

7 hours ago, CTC2 said:

 

He can’t remember his son’s age! He has dementia!

(Hint, Donny, he’s just a few months older than your covered-up affair with a porn star and about as old as your covered-up affair with a Playboy Playmate, a couple of extramarital affairs you’ve been frequently reminded about lately.)

[MissingInAction 24765]

13 hours ago, brown water said:

DJT. Barron, can you help me out and get on your knees when we’re together?
Barron. Is this what Ivanka was talking about?

I shot a deer in the head, skinned and quartered it at age 12.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2003]

12 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

His role is Alien 3 was pretty solid. Directors cut of course 

[atomheartbevo 89365]

4 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

His role is Alien 3 was pretty solid. Directors cut of course 

You’re telling us there was a sequel to Aliens…

[Gatorubet 30069]

21 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

“Baron…. Steve Bannon keeps saying “Hodor.”  He was traumatized when the whores got a look at him and left his hotel room as he tried to block them.   “Whore door…”

[tx 3 putt 76164]

 

[texasdago 7550]

Edited May 10 by texasdago

[MissingInAction 24765]

[Pancho 44360]

 

[YGIFS 19449]

39 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I think that;'s the drummer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

I just love this clip.

 

 

 

 

[South Austin 52039]

Fucking A, I’m dying.

I love at the end his adorable frustration with "integrity of THE VOTE," like he could decide whether to put the emphasis on "the" or "vote."

Edited May 10 by South Austin

[YGIFS 19449]

You know, I never really paused enough to realize how weird is must be when Trump asks the daughter he sexually molested if is "Defiled" is a better word than "Defied"?  

But yeah, just typical Lobo "we're living in a simulation" redundancy.  I mean that's a thing, to be sure.  But watch that clip with Ivanka's commentary and tell me with a straight face that any of this is real.  

 

[brown water 3761]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Fucking A, I’m dying.

I love at the end his adorable frustration with "integrity of THE VOTE," like he could decide whether to put the emphasis on "the" or "vote."

Well it sure wasn’t going to be integrity…

[Gatorubet 30069]

10 minutes ago, brown water said:

Well it sure wasn’t going to be integrity…

Hi-yo!

[speed817 19073]

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Did she sing to them????

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

[Biff Tannen 45480]

10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I shot a deer in the head, skinned and quartered it at age 12.

I pulled the heart out of a deer carcass at age 9.  And I don't hunt.  

[dcbc 14388]

17 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

username checks out

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I pulled the heart out of a deer carcass at age 9.  And I don't hunt.  

Once I killed a gopher with a stick. 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2003]

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Good sign of strong leadership! Incoming response from fish lips “I fired them all cuz reasons”

[Biff Tannen 45480]

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

[dcbc 14388]

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Once I killed a gopher with a stick. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6531]

So CSB or not so cool.  One of my clients is a huge Trumper.  Like did New Years at Mar a lago and was showing me pictures of his family with Trumps family.  He told us how he was playing golf at Trump National and was in the group behind Donald Trump.  My client tells us the whole round Trump's forecaddies would drop his ball right in the middle of the fairway like 30 yards farther than what he actually hit or drop a ball in the fairway even when Trump hit a shitty shot into the rough or out of bounds.  He said he was talking to his forecaddie and the guy said all of the caddies know that when they caddy for Trump they have to carry extra balls in their pockets to place on the fairway in case he hits one in the rough and Trump acts like he actually hit it where they drop it.   The frustrating part is the guy telling me this just laughs about it as "isn't Trump a funny guy" where I look at it like "what a fucking cheater Trump is".    

[Texas73 420]

We are a nation where 40% has the maturity level of junior high.  

[atomheartbevo 89365]

39 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Once I killed a gopher with a stick. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

TF is a forecaddie? Is it like being on special teams?

caddy/looper/jock

Edited May 11 by TheStoicPaisano

[staboner 4955]

12 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

We are a nation where 40% has the maturity level of junior high.  

i've been watching videos (via YT algos) talking to young kids who like trump. I really dialed in interested. reasons are

- he is strong. he lies, but he is strong

- he isn't afraid to tell people off / he isn't afraid to backdown

- he stands up for what i believe in

you are just getting conned kid(s) 

anyway. I made it to saturday and so can you friends

[BamaATL 16592]

14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

TF is a forecaddie? Is it like being on special teams?

caddy/looper/jock

On higher end courses, they have a caddy work out in front of your group to spot your shots.  In theory in cuts down on round times (no one looking for lost balls).  I've only ever played on one course like that, we each had a caddy and a forecaddy; worst game of putt putt in my life.  

[bolverk 29367]

38 minutes ago, staboner said:

i've been watching videos (via YT algos) talking to young kids who like trump. I really dialed in interested. reasons are

- he is strong. he lies, but he is strong

- he isn't afraid to tell people off / he isn't afraid to backdown

- he stands up for what i believe in

you are just getting conned kid(s) 

anyway. I made it to saturday and so can you friends

So, you're saying that shitty kids are just like shitty adults?

[YGIFS 19449]

Don't make me sing, please: 

 

[TexasEd 8062]

On 5/9/2024 at 4:25 PM, Pancho said:

 

Lol someone told Donny that RFK Jr was siphoning votes from him.

[Bullneck 18976]

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

My guess was they went from "paid staff" to "volunteer intern."

[Biff Tannen 45480]

On 5/9/2024 at 4:25 PM, Pancho said:

 

Excuse me, I was told that RFK would be taking votes away from Biden. Wha hoppen?

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

Trump is such a fucking moron. He used to boast about Operation Warp Speed and how he was responsible for bringing out Covid vaccines in record time. But his lies and mixed messages during the pandemic resulted in his base becoming a bunch of dumb anti-vaxxers. So they booed him at his rally when he brought up the vaccine and now he’s forced to court the anti-vaxxer vote. Stupid sonofabitch.

The truth, of course, is that any president would’ve dumped a lot of money into getting vaccines released and Trump bungled so many other things that exacerbated the crisis, like throwing out the pandemic response playbook, dismantling the White House pandemic response team, pulling scientists out of China, detaching from the WHO, etc. But that was one little thing that he could legitimately take some credit for and he tossed it away. (Let’s not forget that he got his vaccination in secret and didn’t publicize it.)

I got the Pfizer vaccine and they got no money from Trump, they produced their vaccine all on their own, so fuck him anyway.

[Bookman 4610]

11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

TF is a forecaddie? Is it like being on special teams?

It's similar to being a fluffer. 

[Biff Tannen 45480]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump bungled so many other things that exacerbated the crisis, like throwing out the pandemic response playbook, dismantling the White House pandemic response team, pulling scientists out of China, detaching from the WHO, etc

And this has all been memory-holed by a fuck ton of people. Maddening.