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9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

lol at even the idea that being good at golf means you are a good athlete.  Especially cart golf. Especially especially cart golf the way Trump plays it where you even drive on the greens because waking more than 5 feet from the cart is unacceptable. 

And, cart golf with a caddy who drops balls in the fairway for him after he shanks his drive into the rough.

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To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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Out of curiosity, I checked to see his airplane's registration number (N757AF) to see how late he's going to be, but none of the flight tracking sites publish his info. 
It wasn't a fruitless effort since I found this little blurb from just three days ago.
 
FAA Investigating Donald Trump’s 2nd Boeing 757 Wing Clip Incident
The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating a wing-clip incident at West Palm Beach International Airport which occurred on May 12, involving former president Donald Trump’s BoeingBoeing 0.0% 757.
“A privately owned Boeing 757 landed safely at West Palm Beach International Airport around 1:20 a.m. local time on Sunday, May 12,” the FAA stated.
At the request of Donald Trump, details of his private fights are not published by flight tracking sites. However, the Aviation Safety Foundation’s incident record shows the flight took off from Atlantic City International Airport in New Jersey.
“While taxiing, its winglet contacted a parked and unoccupied corporate jet,” the FAA stated. “The incident occurred in an area of the airport where the FAA does not direct aircraft. The FAA is investigating.”
The aircraft involved is N757AF, registered to DJT Operations I LLC, a Donald Trump company. The number is visible in white on dark blue on the tail side of the aircraft which the former president has nicknamed Trump Force One.
According to the FAA’s incident report, the Boeing 757 winglet struck a corporate jet owned by VistaJet. There were no reported injuries, though the extent of the damage to either aircraft is unknown.
 
So, now I have a new fantasy that he has a shitty pilot who'll inadvertently bring us justice.
 
Hey Mr Fantasy plus us a tune, something to make us all happy.
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Just now, Captainant said:

because trump is so known for reading and following the teleprompter lol

Was in another thread. I didn’t know if it was corroborated or not but he’s not off the cuff here so it makes sense. 

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13 hours ago, Satchel said:

What’s going on here?

https://x.com/BidensWins/status/1792000790938198296

I laughed pretty hard, but not as hard as his Gettysburg Address.  For a bat-shit crazy Russian-puppet fascist shitbag, he keeps bringing the lulz. 

I'm not sure I'll keep laughing when he sends me to the libtard re-education camp, though.

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

I laughed pretty hard, but not as hard as his Gettysburg Address.  For a bat-shit crazy Russian-puppet fascist shitbag, he keeps bringing the lulz. 

I'm not sure I'll keep laughing when he sends me to the libtard re-education camp, though.

This post illustrates why the prepare your anus emoji was useful.

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18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so stocks should go up?

Yep.  Because it's not a stock at all.  It's perhaps the most transparent money laundering/campaign finance fraud scheme in history.

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is that good?

Yes.  It's wonderful.  Remember, one of the main reasons that we desperately need to elect Trump as POTUS is because "we need a successful businessman as President!"

And nothing says "success" like spending $327 million to make $770k.  It takes a true genius to have costs that are 424X revenues.  If you don't get that, you must be a socialist libtard.

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9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is that good?

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And nothing says "success" like spending $327 million to make $770k.  It takes a true genius to have costs that are 424X revenues.  If you don't get that, you must be a socialist libtard.

With only 2 million active users, I'm surprised they made $770,000.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

With only 2 million active users, I'm surprised they made $770,000.

Anyone dumb enough to buy that stock probably does not realize they are taking shipping and handling fees out every month.  It’s in the fine print. Right next to the arbitration language and forum selection clause in Belarus.

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11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Anyone dumb enough to buy that stock probably does not realize they are taking shipping and handling fees out every month.  It’s in the fine print. Right next to the arbitration language and forum selection clause in Belarus.

Dammit man, the S&H clause is a perfect clause.  I have clause skills.  What the hell is the matter with you people, why can't you understand that?!?!?!?!?

I'll leave it to the corporate attorneys on here to explain this out for us.  But I went to law school and am an adjunct lecturer at one of the best business schools in the nation.  And I am completely at a loss of how to explain how a company could spend $328mm to earn less than $800k unless it's a fraudulent enterprise or a money laundering operation.  I mean, just to design the scheme in the first place...you'd just accidentally make $10mm without even trying.  But by week's end, it will be revealed that the overlooked, all-important "B-Shares" are actually paying out a handsome dividend within TWO WEEKS!  and another round of shares will follow.  I mean, given his brand, the stupidity of his followers, and at least some free marketing gravitas...it's literally, financially impossible to at least make a few million bucks doing this shit.  Not even Don, Jr. can snort that much away.  

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I hadn't heard anything about this.

Explosive Trump biopic hits Cannes Film Festival
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Rape, erectile dysfunction, baldness and betrayal: an explosive new biopic of Donald Trump shown at Cannes on Monday paints an unflinching but nuanced portrait of the former US president, even as he runs again for the White House.

"The Apprentice" traces Trump's origin story as an ambitious young property developer in 1970s and 1980s New York.

Sebastian Stan, best known from Marvel superhero films, stars as Trump, while Jeremy Strong of "Succession" fame plays his ruthless mentor and attorney Roy Cohn -- and both received glowing reviews from Cannes critics.

Initially presenting an almost sympathetic portrayal of a headstrong but naive social climber, the film charts Trump's decency being eroded as he learns the dark arts of dealmaking and tastes power.

The film's premiere at the French film festival Monday came while Trump is on trial in Manhattan for a tawdry scandal involving a porn star.

The movie begins with a disclaimer that many of its events are fictionalised, and director Ali Abbasi puts that license to full use, imagining brutal events taking place behind closed doors.

In one harrowing scene, Trump is seen raping his first wife Ivana.

During divorce proceedings, Ivana once accused Trump of raping her, though she later rescinded the allegation. She died in 2022.

"We wanted to do a punk rock version of a historical movie... [not] get too anal about details and what's right and what's wrong," Abbasi told Vanity Fair.

But it amounts to a movie that seems certain to infuriate the notoriously thin-skinned and litigious Trump.

- 'Attack, attack, attack' -

Iranian-born director Abbasi is a Cannes regular. His serial killer fable "Holy Spider" played in competition two years ago.

"The Apprentice" begins with a young Trump, obsessed with joining the city's elite and dreaming of his own luxury hotel, even as he spends his days personally collecting rent from his father's tenants.

His life is transformed by an encounter with Cohn, whose harshly nihilistic lessons such as "admit nothing, deny everything" and "attack, attack, attack" will become Trump's manifesto in later life.

Cohn made his name as a fearsome lawyer by hunting Communists for Senator Joseph McCarthy, and sending Soviet spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg to the electric chair.

Far from a simple hatchet job, The Times of London even argued it would "make you feel sympathy for Trump", while Variety said it was "sharp and scathing, but it avoids cheap shots."

The screenplay was written by Gabriel Sherman, a journalist who covered real estate for the New York Observer in the 2000s and regularly spoke with Trump.

The film is one of 22 in competition for the festival's top prize Palme d'Or. A jury headed by "Barbie" director Greta Gerwig will unveil its winner on Saturday.

Asked whether it was possible for an American woman to be objective in judging a film about Trump, Gerwig said she would come to the movie with "an open mind and an open heart, and willing to be surprised".

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9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I hadn't heard anything about this.

Explosive Trump biopic hits Cannes Film Festival
ETD_TREND_SEBASTIAN_STAN_AS_TRUMP_041124

Rape, erectile dysfunction, baldness and betrayal: an explosive new biopic of Donald Trump shown at Cannes on Monday paints an unflinching but nuanced portrait of the former US president, even as he runs again for the White House.

"The Apprentice" traces Trump's origin story as an ambitious young property developer in 1970s and 1980s New York.

Sebastian Stan, best known from Marvel superhero films, stars as Trump, while Jeremy Strong of "Succession" fame plays his ruthless mentor and attorney Roy Cohn -- and both received glowing reviews from Cannes critics.

Initially presenting an almost sympathetic portrayal of a headstrong but naive social climber, the film charts Trump's decency being eroded as he learns the dark arts of dealmaking and tastes power.

The film's premiere at the French film festival Monday came while Trump is on trial in Manhattan for a tawdry scandal involving a porn star.

The movie begins with a disclaimer that many of its events are fictionalised, and director Ali Abbasi puts that license to full use, imagining brutal events taking place behind closed doors.

In one harrowing scene, Trump is seen raping his first wife Ivana.

During divorce proceedings, Ivana once accused Trump of raping her, though she later rescinded the allegation. She died in 2022.

"We wanted to do a punk rock version of a historical movie... [not] get too anal about details and what's right and what's wrong," Abbasi told Vanity Fair.

But it amounts to a movie that seems certain to infuriate the notoriously thin-skinned and litigious Trump.

- 'Attack, attack, attack' -

Iranian-born director Abbasi is a Cannes regular. His serial killer fable "Holy Spider" played in competition two years ago.

"The Apprentice" begins with a young Trump, obsessed with joining the city's elite and dreaming of his own luxury hotel, even as he spends his days personally collecting rent from his father's tenants.

His life is transformed by an encounter with Cohn, whose harshly nihilistic lessons such as "admit nothing, deny everything" and "attack, attack, attack" will become Trump's manifesto in later life.

Cohn made his name as a fearsome lawyer by hunting Communists for Senator Joseph McCarthy, and sending Soviet spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg to the electric chair.

Far from a simple hatchet job, The Times of London even argued it would "make you feel sympathy for Trump", while Variety said it was "sharp and scathing, but it avoids cheap shots."

The screenplay was written by Gabriel Sherman, a journalist who covered real estate for the New York Observer in the 2000s and regularly spoke with Trump.

The film is one of 22 in competition for the festival's top prize Palme d'Or. A jury headed by "Barbie" director Greta Gerwig will unveil its winner on Saturday.

Asked whether it was possible for an American woman to be objective in judging a film about Trump, Gerwig said she would come to the movie with "an open mind and an open heart, and willing to be surprised".

Sounds as thrilling as Billy Walsh's Medellin from Entourage.....

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

I hadn't heard anything about this.

Explosive Trump biopic hits Cannes Film Festival
ETD_TREND_SEBASTIAN_STAN_AS_TRUMP_041124

Rape, erectile dysfunction, baldness and betrayal: an explosive new biopic of Donald Trump shown at Cannes on Monday paints an unflinching but nuanced portrait of the former US president, even as he runs again for the White House.

"The Apprentice" traces Trump's origin story as an ambitious young property developer in 1970s and 1980s New York.

Sebastian Stan, best known from Marvel superhero films, stars as Trump, while Jeremy Strong of "Succession" fame plays his ruthless mentor and attorney Roy Cohn -- and both received glowing reviews from Cannes critics.

Initially presenting an almost sympathetic portrayal of a headstrong but naive social climber, the film charts Trump's decency being eroded as he learns the dark arts of dealmaking and tastes power.

The film's premiere at the French film festival Monday came while Trump is on trial in Manhattan for a tawdry scandal involving a porn star.

The movie begins with a disclaimer that many of its events are fictionalised, and director Ali Abbasi puts that license to full use, imagining brutal events taking place behind closed doors.

In one harrowing scene, Trump is seen raping his first wife Ivana.

During divorce proceedings, Ivana once accused Trump of raping her, though she later rescinded the allegation. She died in 2022.

"We wanted to do a punk rock version of a historical movie... [not] get too anal about details and what's right and what's wrong," Abbasi told Vanity Fair.

But it amounts to a movie that seems certain to infuriate the notoriously thin-skinned and litigious Trump.

- 'Attack, attack, attack' -

Iranian-born director Abbasi is a Cannes regular. His serial killer fable "Holy Spider" played in competition two years ago.

"The Apprentice" begins with a young Trump, obsessed with joining the city's elite and dreaming of his own luxury hotel, even as he spends his days personally collecting rent from his father's tenants.

His life is transformed by an encounter with Cohn, whose harshly nihilistic lessons such as "admit nothing, deny everything" and "attack, attack, attack" will become Trump's manifesto in later life.

Cohn made his name as a fearsome lawyer by hunting Communists for Senator Joseph McCarthy, and sending Soviet spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg to the electric chair.

Far from a simple hatchet job, The Times of London even argued it would "make you feel sympathy for Trump", while Variety said it was "sharp and scathing, but it avoids cheap shots."

The screenplay was written by Gabriel Sherman, a journalist who covered real estate for the New York Observer in the 2000s and regularly spoke with Trump.

The film is one of 22 in competition for the festival's top prize Palme d'Or. A jury headed by "Barbie" director Greta Gerwig will unveil its winner on Saturday.

Asked whether it was possible for an American woman to be objective in judging a film about Trump, Gerwig said she would come to the movie with "an open mind and an open heart, and willing to be surprised".

Yet another reason for him to stroke out before the election.  Bring it on.

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

And I am completely at a loss of how to explain how a company could spend $328mm to earn less than $800k unless it's a fraudulent enterprise or a money laundering operation. 

Biden’s  Inflation.   All of the interweb thingies you have to buy now costs much more than when Trump was president.   Epic times had a piece about it.

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Eric, you don’t even know what a Reich-off is, do you?

-No.  but they do. And they’re the ones Reich’ing off. 
 

I can’t open that thread.  Did he actually use the word “Reich?”

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Yes.  It's wonderful.  Remember, one of the main reasons that we desperately need to elect Trump as POTUS is because "we need a successful businessman as President!"
And nothing says "success" like spending $327 million to make $770k.  It takes a true genius to have costs that are 424X revenues.  If you don't get that, you must be a socialist libtard.

Its the Eskimo Hut model with a dash of the Producers.
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Trump has been wearing his gold lady watch since the 80’s.

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Also, the actor playing Trump in the movie above also played Tommy Lee in that biopic series from a couple years ago. So he goes from playing a guy with a gigantic, talking cock to another with a reputed weird, short mushroom micro-peen.

That’s what I call range.

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22 hours ago, Js1 said:

Such a weird coincidence the Republican campaigns keep hiring Nazis, or making Nazi references

Imagine being vehemently opposed to pro-Palestinian protesters because of "antisemitism" but being politically aligned with Nazi fucks.

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44 minutes ago, F250 said:

Imagine being vehemently opposed to pro-Palestinian protesters because of "antisemitism" but being politically aligned with Nazi fucks.

Welcome to the Leopard Eating Faces party. It’s full of the dumbest people. 

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