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To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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I put my pants on one leg at a time.  Just like you. 

Only, once I got 'em on.  I make no golden hair records.  

(I dunno, you guys workshop it but there's a .gif in here somewhere about putting on pants and Bruce Dickinson);  

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I put my pants on one leg at a time.  Just like you. 

Only, once I got 'em on.  I make no golden hair records.  

(I dunno, you guys workshop it but there's a .gif in here somewhere about putting on pants and Bruce Dickinson);  

No doubt he also goes sock/shoe, sock/shoe when getting dressed. 

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32 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he's such a sociopathic cunt that he doesn't even know how to pretend to give a fuck about another human.

He has never cared about any other human, ever.  Which is why it is so jaw-dropping to hear dumbasses like our Lt. Gov go up to NY and say shit like this:

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Donald Trump is for every New Yorker. He's for every Texan. Every state. Donald Trump has put his whole life on the line, his whole life on the line for the American people. When he came down that escalator he probably had no idea that he was going to be called to be the man in the gap to stand up for Americans. And he's standing up for you even if you don't know it.

In human history, very few statements have been made that are as false as that one.

It's not that Trump is in it for Trump first.  It's that he's in it for Trump only.  He would shoot a baby in face -- shit, his own children -- if he thought it would give him even incrementally more power and adoration.  He is pure id, nothing more.

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4 hours ago, miguelito said:

Holy shit, one handed!

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's learning

He still does that weird dip, like he’s unsure if his alien body should be consuming water or absorbing it through his skin.

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On 5/23/2024 at 8:15 PM, YGIFS said:

I once knew an Eric from Nantucket

His brother Barron said fuck it

Don Junior did all the blow 

Tiffany has nowhere to go

And Ivanka once held her dad's nugget.  

 

A story of Donny from Lago al Mar.

Who lusted for daughter and posed in a car.

He coveted her lips

He fondled her hips.

Only to pathetically diddle a porn star.

 

 

14 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whether he does it or has someone do it for him; I'm happy he continues to cover his Depends w/ pants.

He's so brilliant, he can pass a cognitions test while he's doing it.

Pants. Alpha diaper. Nurse who looks like Ivanka. TV.

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23 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I put my pants on one leg at a time.  Just like you. 

Only, once I got 'em on.  I make no golden hair records.  

(I dunno, you guys workshop it but there's a .gif in here somewhere about putting on pants and Bruce Dickinson);  

 

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On 5/23/2024 at 8:34 PM, YGIFS said:

C+, you fucking kidding me?  

I made it up in 3 minutes, it's pithy, fits the model, and once not a 7 paragraph diatribe by Lobo. 

That's a fucking A- and you know it!!!!!

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23 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he also goes sock/shoe, sock/shoe when getting dressed. 

That's only acceptable if you have dogs that shed.

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40 years since that movie came out and I always have wondered why Kool-Aid never really made an effort to correct the story.  But I guess in some weird way, the twisted and free press helped ‘spiked’ sales.  
 

But in honor of Jim Jones, I am going to continue to work on a plan to ensure that at least a few thousand of these people murder one another in the name of their false messiah.  

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4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

40 years since that movie came out and I always have wondered why Kool-Aid never really made an effort to correct the story.  But I guess in some weird way, the twisted and free press helped ‘spiked’ sales.  
 

But in honor of Jim Jones, I am going to continue to work on a plan to ensure that at least a few thousand of these people murder one another in the name of their false messiah.  

Didn’t you set up that dark web page, gofundtheendofalito? Or was that the other guy?

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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Never forget, Donald Trump thinks American service members who died in combat are suckers and losers.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/trump-americans-who-died-at-war-are-losers-and-suckers/615997/

Had they known the fascist pieces of entitled garbage their kids and grandkids would turn into they might have reconsidered making the sacrifice

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