A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Red Five 40593]

 

This is actually really sad.

[RDCanecutter 26239]

On 6/1/2024 at 9:57 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Anybody have her name?  Huh?  You don't have it?

Well, the imagery of that story gets two thumbs up!

And at the end of the day, we can all agree

I can't decide if she should be on the cast of yet another 1970s sitcom where some vaguely ethnic family sits mashed inside a tiny Northeastern kitchen all yelling at the same time, or some 1980s production set in Atlanta where the plot revolves around elaborate semi-Southern catchphrases well sling my honeygrits y'all and tell me it's slap a pickle on a hog-toad!

Either way, it'd be horrible.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

 

 

[Eskimohorn 5610]

 

Top colleges.

Trump is a weird motherfucker. He’s evil incarnate, because evil is ugly in reality. Little dick. Spoiled. No friendships. Loneliness. Stupidity. Fake exterior.

[Aqua Buddha 14489]

12 hours ago, Red Five said:

This is actually really sad.

Isn't it well known that Barron is either autistic or has major behavioral problems?

[Gatorubet 30064]

I can't decide if she should be on the cast of yet another 1970s sitcom where some vaguely ethnic family sits mashed inside a tiny Northeastern kitchen all yelling at the same time, or some 1980s production set in Atlanta where the plot revolves around elaborate semi-Southern catchphrases well sling my honeygrits y'all and tell me it's slap a pickle on a hog-toad!
Either way, it'd be horrible.

The Azucarbakerwitz family is funny when the laugh track kicks in. 

[Gatorubet 30064]

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Isn't it well known that Barron is either autistic or has major behavioral problems?

Either way, I await the future Mar-a-lago documentary in a few decades.

[BamaATL 16592]

Just now, Gatorubet said:

Either way, I await the future Mar-a-lago documentary in a few decades.

I sort of had Don Jr pegged as the Ruprecht of the family.  

[YGIFS 19449]

6 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I sort of had Don Jr pegged as the Ruprecht of the family.  

I think it would more Eric than anybody.  Although I can see a coke-fueled Don, Jr. running around shouting "pots & pans, pots & pans, pots & pans!"  All fitting though since Trump is a less sophisticated confidence man than Michael Caine.  and Ivanka would be the Jackal, the only smart one of the group running the grift.  And Jared as the "Freddie" at the end who is a mute because he basically never talks.  

Oh, how he loves to run and run.  For President.  

[RDCanecutter 26239]

17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I can't decide if she should be on the cast of yet another 1970s sitcom where some vaguely ethnic family sits mashed inside a tiny Northeastern kitchen all yelling at the same time, or some 1980s production set in Atlanta where the plot revolves around elaborate semi-Southern catchphrases well sling my honeygrits y'all and tell me it's slap a pickle on a hog-toad!
Either way, it'd be horrible.

The Azucarbakerwitz family is funny when the laugh track kicks in. 

MAAAAAAAAA! Where's my plate MAAAAAAAA!

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

14 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I sort of had Don Jr pegged as the Ruprecht of the family.  

Wasn't Don Jr pretty liberal and normal and semi separated from daddy Trump? I thought he was kind of forced into the spotlight when the first election ramped up.  He dove into the coke and did his best to keep daddy happy but that dude just seems miserable.  

[BamaATL 16592]

1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Wasn't Don Jr pretty liberal and normal and semi separated from daddy Trump? I thought he was kind of forced into the spotlight when the first election ramped up.  He dove into the coke and did his best to keep daddy happy but that dude just seems miserable.  

I don't know of his prior politics, but I do know he's a life long dolt.  

[Gatorubet 30064]

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

Wasn't Don Jr pretty liberal and normal and semi separated from daddy Trump? I thought he was kind of forced into the spotlight when the first election ramped up.  He dove into the coke and did his best to keep daddy happy but that dude just seems miserable.  

 

You’d be miserable too if you couldn’t find moma’s grave without slicing

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

Anyone associated with that family and act towards their selfish interests deserve a life of misery. Just trying to remember the dynamics before they injected themselves in the political landscape. 

[YGIFS 19449]

42 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

You’d be miserable too if you couldn’t find moma’s grave without slicing

Imagine losing your ball in the overgrown grass of your mother's grave and asking your caddie/foursome, "Yeah, if I could just get a drop...that'd be fine.  Also the drip." 

Yes, by most accounts of folks I know who know him, he was rather estranged from his father for decades.  Their sense is he was offered some kind of "be re-included" for XYZ.  He was peripherally involved in the Trump Org and gameshow, but would often come in and out only for meetings/tapings and then the hell back outta there.  

Tiffany was never offered such a deal, and as such-you never see/hear from her.  Eric yearns for his father's affection, but barely gets noticed.  Ivanka is the only one smart enough to see how to exploit his time in office for personal gain and that of her family.  And it absolutely worked, and now she's distanced herself from him.  Probably because he sexually molested her as a child and she needs legal cover.  I'm sure Barron is a nice enough kid, born into a family of absolute shitbags.  He's apparently still deciding between many fine colleges, that thing you do in June instead of March.  My money is on Trump forces him to go college wherever he can grift the most money from them to host his Presidential Library.  The facility never gets built and Barron drops out.  

[Redneck Mutha 7923]

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

 

You’d be miserable too if you couldn’t find moma’s grave without slicing

 

[Gatorubet 30064]

23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

  My money is on Trump forces him to go college wherever he can grift the most money from them to host his Presidential Library.  The facility never gets built and Barron drops out.  

Option B would save money. 

[C-Man 26992]

25 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Imagine losing your ball in the overgrown grass of your mother's grave and asking your caddie/foursome, "Yeah, if I could just get a drop...that'd be fine.  Also the drip." 

Yes, by most accounts of folks I know who know him, he was rather estranged from his father for decades.  Their sense is he was offered some kind of "be re-included" for XYZ.  He was peripherally involved in the Trump Org and gameshow, but would often come in and out only for meetings/tapings and then the hell back outta there.  

Tiffany was never offered such a deal, and as such-you never see/hear from her.  Eric yearns for his father's affection, but barely gets noticed.  Ivanka is the only one smart enough to see how to exploit his time in office for personal gain and that of her family.  And it absolutely worked, and now she's distanced herself from him.  Probably because he sexually molested her as a child and she needs legal cover.  I'm sure Barron is a nice enough kid, born into a family of absolute shitbags.  He's apparently still deciding between many fine colleges, that thing you do in June instead of March.  My money is on Trump forces him to go college wherever he can grift the most money from them to host his Presidential Library.  The facility never gets built and Barron drops out.  

What in the wide, wide world of sports gives you the impression he's a "nice enough kid."

[YGIFS 19449]

Just now, C-Man said:

What in the wide, wide world of sports gives you the impression he's a "nice enough kid."

"Well, Curly.  he hasn't committed any financial crimes or co-conspired to overthrow our government today."

-Day ain't over yet, Lobo.  

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Isn't it well known that Barron is either autistic or has major behavioral problems?

First I’ve heard that. I just know he’ll be an asshole because his whole family are assholes. 

[elfenix 34168]

20 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Trump's vocabulary on any given day is only about 50 words deep.

[TexasHooch 5117]

That quote reminds me of Nick Saban being asked by a reporter his impressions of the University of Chattanooga's redshirt freshman quarterback.  

[Aqua Buddha 14489]

If Biden didn't know the basic details of his kids or grandkids, the NYT would be on fire.

[MAUFRAIS 6571]

Pretty impressive. Of everything I know about Barron Trump, he got 100%.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

 

[Pancho 44358]

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19074]

My favorite thing about all this, other than the orange shitstain Trump being a convicted felon, is that all these Trumpies are "boycotting" NYC. 

My response:

[YGIFS 19449]

3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

My favorite thing about all this, other than the orange shitstain Trump being a convicted felon, is that all these Trumpies are "boycotting" NYC. 

My response:

Well who's gonna support the employees at the Times Square Olive Garden, Penelope?  You ever think of that?  They can't all brunch at your fancy Chelsea joints.  

[Brisketexan 104465]

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well who's gonna support the employees at the Times Square Olive Garden, Penelope?  You ever think of that?  They can't all brunch at your fancy Chelsea joints.  

What, you think Penelope is NOT all-in on "bottomless salad and breadsticks?"  She's a woman who understands living well, and if Olive Garden bottomless salad and breadsticks ain't livin' well....shit, I don't wanna live in that world.

[YGIFS 19449]

I am not above Olive Garden.  I just wouldn't visit NYC and choose to eat there over all the other great eateries.  But it strikes me as a MAGA stance, "We're boycotting New York, except Olive Garden, Sbarro's, and the forest-themed one with the exotic animal shit on display."  

You'd appreciate this as a lawyer who does some real estate work.  Barshop & Oles is still trying to figure out how to keep that Olive Garden involved in the new Brodie Oaks development.  Every other restaurant there is basically dead, other than some Pok-E-Jo's catering (but they can do that from a trailer on the outskirts of town).  But that Olive Garden continues to be one of the Top 10 stores in gross sales in all of Texas.  I really did used to enjoy their salad.  

[Brisketexan 104465]

Just now, YGIFS said:

I am not above Olive Garden.  I just wouldn't visit NYC and choose to eat there over all the other great eateries.  But it strikes me as a MAGA stance, "We're boycotting New York, except Olive Garden, Sbarro's, and the forest-themed one with the exotic animal shit on display."  

You'd appreciate this as a lawyer who does some real estate work.  Barshop & Oles is still trying to figure out how to keep that Olive Garden involved in the new Brodie Oaks development.  Every other restaurant there is basically dead, other than some Pok-E-Jo's catering (but they can do that from a trailer on the outskirts of town).  But that Olive Garden continues to be one of the Top 10 stores in gross sales in all of Texas.  I really did used to enjoy their salad.  

I miss the Fuddruckers.  No apologies, I like me some Fuddruckers.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I miss the Fuddruckers.  No apologies, I like me some Fuddruckers.

new version coming soon!

 

[Gatorubet 30064]

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

  But it strikes me as a MAGA stance, "We're boycotting New York, except Olive Garden, Sbarro's, and the forest-themed one with the exotic animal shit on display."  

[Js1 85056]

20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

new version coming soon!

 

[Pancho 44358]

Just now, Js1 said:

[BamaATL 16592]

35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I miss the Fuddruckers.  No apologies, I like me some Fuddruckers.

That cheese you could just pump on all your shit, tough to beat.  I'm why they are out of business, I'd get a burger, fries and 6 lbs of cheese, plus any other accouterments.  

[Brisketexan 104465]

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

That cheese you could just pump on all your shit, tough to beat.  I'm why they are out of business, I'd get a burger, fries and 6 lbs of cheese, plus any other accouterments.  

Fuck.  Yes.  See, my go-to move was to make a big vat of that jalapeno cheese with pico stirred in, then dip your fries in that bad boy.  Fucking gloriousity of the highest order.

And on your burger, jalapenos, pico, and more pumped jalapeno cheese stuff.

They're still around, there's one left in Austin down on Slaughter.  I haven't been in forever, though. 

[BamaATL 16592]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Fuck.  Yes.  See, my go-to move was to make a big vat of that jalapeno cheese with pico stirred in, then dip your fries in that bad boy.  Fucking gloriousity of the highest order.

And on your burger, jalapenos, pico, and more pumped jalapeno cheese stuff.

They're still around, there's one left in Austin down on Slaughter.  I haven't been in forever, though. 

They are all gone in Georgia, pretty much replaced by 5 Guys (home of the $20 burger).  In hindsight, it might have been myopic to tie your company's future to the mall at a time when malls were in fact in the process of dying.  

[Native Horn 3484]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I am not above Olive Garden.  I just wouldn't visit NYC and choose to eat there over all the other great eateries.  But it strikes me as a MAGA stance, "We're boycotting New York, except Olive Garden, Sbarro's, and the forest-themed one with the exotic animal shit on display."  

You'd appreciate this as a lawyer who does some real estate work.  Barshop & Oles is still trying to figure out how to keep that Olive Garden involved in the new Brodie Oaks development.  Every other restaurant there is basically dead, other than some Pok-E-Jo's catering (but they can do that from a trailer on the outskirts of town).  But that Olive Garden continues to be one of the Top 10 stores in gross sales in all of Texas.  I really did used to enjoy their salad.  

Pinthouse Pizza seems to do ok.

[SaucyJack 3484]

I’d get a burger and make my own side salad. Good times good times.

[A-Tex Devil 2444]

1 minute ago, Native Horn said:

Pinthouse Pizza seems to do ok.

I've been wondering what their deal will be.  I presume it is something like Highball and Alamo when they redid the Alamo S. Lamar center - have to shut down then reopen in a new and improved facility.  But maybe they'll just be allowed to stay there?  The Park was doing just fine, but when the lease was up they were out.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I've been wondering what their deal will be.  I presume it is something like Highball and Alamo when they redid the Alamo S. Lamar center - have to shut down then reopen in a new and improved facility.  But maybe they'll just be allowed to stay there?  The Park was doing just fine, but when the lease was up they were out.

Pretty sure that whole site is getting scraped. so they're either working to get a new spot there or open another somewhere else. my guess is this is the reason they opened PHB so close to the S Lamar location.

by the way, donald trump is still fucking pathetic

[Brisketexan 104465]

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Pretty sure that whole site is getting scraped. so they're either working to get a new spot there or open another somewhere else. my guess is this is the reason they opened PHB so close to the S Lamar location.

by the way, donald trump is still fucking pathetic

Even covering him in delicious Fuddruckers jalapeno cheese sauce would not improve him.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Even covering him in delicious Fuddruckers jalapeno cheese sauce would not improve him.

only if it suffocated him.

[Brisketexan 104465]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

only if it suffocated him.

Let's go for it.

[YGIFS 19449]

20 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Pinthouse Pizza seems to do ok.

 

16 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I've been wondering what their deal will be.  I presume it is something like Highball and Alamo when they redid the Alamo S. Lamar center - have to shut down then reopen in a new and improved facility.  But maybe they'll just be allowed to stay there?  The Park was doing just fine, but when the lease was up they were out.

Yeah, didn't mean to pick on Pinthouse.  It's done very well.  It's just that's literally the first area set for demolition.  Olive Garden may actually endure because it's at the edge of the whole complex and can be worked in still for NNN revenue.  But stuff like Texican Cafe, Poke-E-Jo's, that chinese place (which we order from every year on Christmas Day),  nd a few others...they're on the earliest of the chopping block.  

Edited June 4 by YGIFS

[RomaVicta 29756]

On 6/2/2024 at 9:37 PM, Ted Lange said:

Anytime I hear the tea party brought up this image pops in my mind 

Not exactly this is it?

[tx 3 putt 76159]

On 6/2/2024 at 9:37 PM, Ted Lange said:

Anytime I hear the tea party brought up this image pops in my mind 

lot of punchable faces here and dumb cunts 

he loves absentee voting now !!!!

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I miss the Fuddruckers.  No apologies, I like me some Fuddruckers.

Fudd's was the bomb. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Fudd's was the bomb. 

💣 

it was great