A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20393]

 

 

 

[mdmost 43001]

Trump lamenting that Kamala was "horrible" to Mike Pence based on their VP debate is just...breathtaking. You set up a situation where your supporters bring a gallow to hang Mike Pence if he doesn't break his oath of office and the Constitution to illegally put you back in power. 

I'm sad we live in a world where YGIFS is gone and Trump remains. 

[RPM 26318]

 

[UTCzech III 2907]

Gary gets stuck in a rut sometimes but he's picked it up lately.  Love the rubes who still buy it...

 

[Macanudo 12976]

4 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Gary gets stuck in a rut sometimes but he's picked it up lately.  Love the rubes who still buy it...

 

That bobble head looks like Mack Brown and Patton Oswalt's bastard love child.  

[atomheartbevo 89630]

29 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Gary gets stuck in a rut sometimes but he's picked it up lately.  Love the rubes who still buy it...

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45893]

Is Trump trying to say Hillary wiped her email server with . . . acid?

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

29 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is Trump trying to say Hillary wiped her email server with . . . acid?

If a staffer told him that she used BleachBot to erase the hard drive, then he absolutely heard "Hillary poured acid into the computer to destroy the emails." And nothing anyone can say to him will change that mental image he created. 

[Thatguy 8682]

2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

If a staffer told him that she used BleachBot to erase the hard drive, then he absolutely heard "Hillary poured acid into the computer to destroy the emails." And nothing anyone can say to him will change that mental image he created. 

I mean, what are we doing right now? Is this simulation 4? You were told to run simulation 4.

[Red Five 40847]

You know what is never talked about? That Trump, as President, tried to stop the counting of votes... ON ELECTION DAY. The President of the United States was tweeting out "Stop the count!" on fucking election day. And you never hear about it. Insane.

[atomheartbevo 89630]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Hasn’t he been screaming for a year that everything happening to him is election interference?  If they have every right to do it, why u mad?

[4th&Five 41519]

He’s an evil piece of shit but it simply cannot be overstated just how fucking dumb he is too. 

[tx 3 putt 76880]

the grift never ends …..

 

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

Is that polished tin?

also is that a running track that has a couple of boxes inside and one in lane 3?

Edited September 2 by Pato del Muerto

[atomheartbevo 89630]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the grift never ends …..

That looks like something we could have come up with.

[Bookman 4638]

On 8/29/2024 at 9:00 PM, tx 3 putt said:

looks like a fundraising event to me …

 

Spencer Cox has no future in the GOP. He should have simply denied that he sent the campaign email. 95% of Republicans would have believed him. 

[tx 3 putt 76880]

16 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Spencer Cox has no future in the GOP. He should have simply denied that he sent the campaign email. 95% of Republicans would have believed him. 

 

i was hacked !!!!

[Horndog 2228]

Flashback: it was this weekend in 2016 when Hillary passed out at an outdoor event, adding credibility to the dotard's claims about her health.  That changed the trajectory of the election. 

[Sbbruin 21830]

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

I thought the Bleach Bit was the diner in 90210.

[mchookem 16324]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

 

 

 

[Red Five 40847]

That could come in handy for all of those times when you're picked up off the street, incapacitated, and then vaccinated against your will. Granted, they would have to go through your wallet to find that card, but I'm sure they would respect your wishes at that point. Seven dollars well spent.

[tx 3 putt 76880]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That looks like something we could have come up with.

 

 

[4th&Five 41519]

Not a cult and definitely not weird!

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

How’s that design?

looks great, but I think we had better get a third American flag in there.  The 3 flag Trump thanksgiving banner space is underserved and the 2 flag Trump banner space is very crowded. Our business strategy is to enter into the emerging markets. 

Edited September 2 by Pato del Muerto

[Underdog 28585]

Would go great if your TDay spread was McDs. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20393]

 

 

 

[Hawndoh 2386]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How’s that design?

looks great, but I think we had better get a third American flag in there.  The 3 flag Trump thanksgiving banner space is underserved and the 2 flag Trump banner space is very crowded. Our business strategy is to enter into the emerging markets. 

3 different wind directions as well.

[atomheartbevo 89630]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Again, we should have been able to come up with this.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

We need to come up with a version where he’s unhappy and sell them after the election.  Probably make a killing on it.  I would hang one up.

[tx 3 putt 76880]

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Again, we should have been able to come up with this.

We need to come up with a version where he’s unhappy and sell them after the election.  Probably make a killing on it.  I would hang one up.

 

i have an idea 

[henrygandorf 29189]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

That could come in handy for all of those times when you're picked up off the street, incapacitated, and then vaccinated against your will. Granted, they would have to go through your wallet to find that card, but I'm sure they would respect your wishes at that point. Seven dollars well spent.

that's why the smart ones just wear the red hats. duh.

[BearSchlong 8083]

I thought the Bleach Bit was the diner in 90210.

I thought the bleach bit was what Kardashians do to their buttholes.

[Macanudo 12976]

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

I thought the bleach bit was what Kardashians do to their buttholes.

You got a problem with turducken?

[Underdog 28585]

3 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

3 different wind directions as well.

GD Windmills! 

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How’s that design?

looks great, but I think we had better get a third American flag in there.  The 3 flag Trump thanksgiving banner space is underserved and the 2 flag Trump banner space is very crowded. Our business strategy is to enter into the emerging markets. 

I'm going to put you out of business by adding a fourth flag on the other side to balance things out.  Four flags, you feel me?  No one can beat that.

[tx 3 putt 76880]

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That looks like something we could have come up with.

 

 

[Blotto 23491]

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

That could come in handy for all of those times when you're picked up off the street, incapacitated, and then vaccinated against your will. Granted, they would have to go through your wallet to find that card, but I'm sure they would respect your wishes at that point. Seven dollars well spent.

I'm tempted to try and sell some for $4.99, but I'm worried about some jackwagon jumping  into the market at $3.99. Classic "seven minute abs" scenario.

[atomheartbevo 89630]

11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm tempted to try and sell some for $4.99, but I'm worried about some jackwagon jumping  into the market at $3.99. Classic "seven minute abs" scenario.

[TwiceHorn 31440]

Really good piece on just security detailing the superseding indictment and how it is tailored both to the immunity decision and to Fischer, the case that cut back the obstruction of official proceeding statute.  https://www.justsecurity.org/99693/immunity-chutkan-mini-trial/

[tx 3 putt 76880]

we’ll see what the week brings

 

Edited September 3 by tx 3 putt

[Chad Fuck 17661]

I'm going to put you out of business by adding a fourth flag on the other side to balance things out.  Four flags, you feel me?  No one can beat that.

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

God damnit, foiled again.

[Satchel 6935]

This is a Trump quote from an appearance with Moms for Liberty.

Think of it, your kid goes to school and comes home a few days later with an operation,” Trump falsely claimed, misrepresenting the complex and highly regulated process of gender-affirming health care for minors in the United States.

The school decides what’s going to happen with your child. And many of these childs, 15 years later say, what the hell happened? Who did this to me? They say, who did this to me? It’s incredible,” Trump said.

 

[Red Five 40847]

“childs” (should start)

[Mo Horn 8831]

5 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This is a Trump quote from an appearance with Moms for Liberty.

Think of it, your kid goes to school and comes home a few days later with an operation,” Trump falsely claimed, misrepresenting the complex and highly regulated process of gender-affirming health care for minors in the United States.

The school decides what’s going to happen with your child. And many of these childs, 15 years later say, what the hell happened? Who did this to me? They say, who did this to me? It’s incredible,” Trump said.

 

I know this has been said more times than there are numbers to count, but how the fuck is he still a candidate for president and how can millions of people vote for him? There is not enough capacity in the most powerful computer in the world to list the craziness that he has said and done. And yet here we are with a legit chance that he will win in November. Other than people are idiots, there is no reasonable answer. There truly cannot be that many brainless idiots in this country... or I guess there are. Just had to rant for a second. 

[tx 3 putt 76880]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Covri 6245]

21 hours ago, Blotto said:

I'm tempted to try and sell some for $4.99, but I'm worried about some jackwagon jumping  into the market at $3.99. Classic "seven minute abs" scenario.

[Blotto 23491]

1 minute ago, Covri said:

It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

[Bojack 2075]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

Trump needs an Orlando type so he can have a clean name on the liquor license. Of course in Trump world, there's a much greater chance the front ends up being a criminal as well.