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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Every fucking year, like clockwork

 

Austinites: We need rain so I can take my shitty boat out

 

Every other Texan: Shut the fuck up

 

Every other Texan: We need rain, too.

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Posted
2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Every fucking year, like clockwork

 

Austinites: We need rain so I can take my shitty boat out

 

Every other Texan:  Dumbass Texans who chose to live in the swamp ass shithole armpit of the state: Shut the fuck up

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Every fucking year, like clockwork

 

Austinites: We need rain so I can take my shitty boat out

 

Every other Texan: Shut the fuck up

 

Probably because there are a lot of fucking morons in this state. Roughly one month ago

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Until I hear of devastating floods, bring it the fuck on. We know what that map will look like in Sept. 

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Probably because there are a lot of fucking morons in this state. Roughly one month ago

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Until I hear of devastating floods, bring it the fuck on. We know what that map will look like in Sept. 

 

No sir, too much baseball going on right now. It can start raining in mid-July. (Hint: it won't)

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69° and rain in June?  Yes please!

It could be 99° right now, and bone dry.

Instead the creeks and rivers are flowing, and are filling up the lakes.  This is great.

There will be plenty of dry and hot ahead.

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

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Calls for suicide are hilarious, dude.  

 

btw-1:00p forecast tomorrow, 60% of thunderstorms.  Lightning appears to have subsided today, hopefully it won't be a problem midday tomorrow.  Looks to lighten up a bit later tomorrow afternoon so maybe our Southern game will be delayed by a few hours, but should happen at some point in the afternoon/early evening. 

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Posted

the weather app i am looking at shows a 10 day forecast where the next 9 days lowest rain chance is 31%... and the 10th day shows 24%. 

 

god help the flood control systems if we get 9 more days straight with any appreciable rain.   

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"...Guide to life, the weather, and everything." 

does he have the same editor as "Lessons from Life and Little League"  ??

Posted
26 minutes ago, miguelito said:

My wife says we got 5" at the house. 

But I don't know if she knows how to read the rain gauge.

And she might have a false impression of what 5" looks like.

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Posted
27 minutes ago, miguelito said:

My wife says we got 5" at the house. 

But I don't know if she knows how to read the rain gauge.

And she might have a false impression of what 5" looks like.

Sorry, she was talking about my dick. 5” might be generous 

Posted
4 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Street flooding in my hood is the worst I have ever seen and we have been in this house for all the flooding events of the last 6 years. Didn’t think my truck was going to make it through it for a minute.

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Posted (edited)

Landed in Baltimore just now. They took us all the way up almost to Chicago and then over because of the weather - about 500 miles north of the usual route through Mississippi and Tennessee.

I has to double check to make sure the pilot wasn't Malaysian.

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Posted
4 hours ago, miguelito said:

My wife says we got 5" at the house. 

But I don't know if she knows how to read the rain gauge.

And she might have a false impression of what 5" looks like.

Update:

We got 5 cm of rain, which is about 2 inches.

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big country update heading in to the roasting time:

buchanan 92%

ivie 60%

spence 22%

.... not bad, has been far worse

 

san angelo is proper fucked:

fisher 6%

 

for the 20th year running, i would not go rafting in the park:

elephant butte 12%

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Posted
7 hours ago, Chet Steadman said:

After nearly everything, Travis only got 4.5’

An inch more than South Austin's mom is used too. 

Posted
3 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Dont believe it till you see it


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Yeah, had a couple of 0% chance of rain days back around 7 years ago... doing some work on West Campus apartments (2 story) that we were doing total re-roofoing on (flat product called "Modified Bitumen" (Mod Bit).  ZERO percent chance of rain in the forecast.  Rained probably 1/3 to 1/2 the day.

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