Sark After Dark or Bust

[Sir Ulrich 5191]

I don't think it's happening but we might as well start talking since he appears to be the back up plan to UM or Kelly. 

[Bigbend1812 12942]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12539]

Meh, fuck it. Why not? He'll at least recruit like a mf'er, and kids know he has that Saban stank on him, which will work for a few classes. 

[Bevo14 8382]

I'm only in if the entire party crew is coming: Rumlin, Freeze, Petrino, and Freshwater

[satyanash 14642]

 

[DFW Horn 6288]

Nobody will ever out-drink us, that's for sure.

[TommyGufano 6021]

His offense is pretty fucking tasty when he has the best 11 players on the field.

[Bigjohns97 125]

6 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

His offense is pretty fucking tasty when he has the best 11 players on the field.

I would take that, he has certainly done well with the talent at bama. Best passing offense they have ever had.

[Sir Ulrich 5191]

Biggest question would be the defensive staff he could put together. My fantasy is Co-DCs of Dan Quinn- DL (coached together in Atlanta) and Muschamp- LB (Quinn was his DC first two seasons at Florida). 

[RGBIII 22840]

This job will have him back to drinking by year 2

[South Austin 52638]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

This job will have him back to drinking by year 2

By month 2.

[Errestaurants 2570]

I’ll take him as OC and QB coach. Fuck the HC bullshit. 

[Levi 2592]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

By month 2.

By day 2

[Not a Sock 2342]

Is the entire Bama offensive roster transferring to Texas as well? If not, then fucking hiring Sark.

[Not a Sock 2342]

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Edited January 1, 2021 by Not a Sock
Double post

[taybo20 2878]

If we get the exact same level of players as bama I’m good to go

[TexArcher 38081]

20 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Can we just get Bama's internet "journalists" instead?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12539]

If we hire Sark I bet he can close the deal with Ewers. 

[satyanash 14642]

 

[alphahorn 1637]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

If we hire Sark I bet he can close the deal with Ewers. 

We now look pretty good at qb for the next 3-4 years.  I wonder how amenable Ewers would be to sitting a couple of years. Granted his film looks like he's a transcendent talent, but so did GG's. 

Edited January 1, 2021 by alphahorn

[Funk Doctor Spock 12539]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

We now look pretty good at qb for the next 3-4 years.  I wonder how amenable Ewers would be to sitting a couple of years. Granted his film looks like he's a transcendent talent, but so did GG's. 

Very true. But that's why you have a qb competition every year so you don't get complacent. Smart did well working both QB's today against Cincy, so I can see Ewers being sold on that, and just in case CT gets hurt, or regresses. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Fuck it. We have a no talent drunk coaching currently why can't we have a talented drunk? 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Too much of a risk IMO. Saban probably does a very good job at keeping him in check and away from trouble.

[6th Street 6508]

Sark has about as much do to with Bama's success as GD had to do with ours 

[TommyGufano 6021]

Dumb reverse call. He's out.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else.....fuuuuuck it! 

[Majorcholas 508]

47 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Nobody will ever out-drink us, that's for sure.

Sounds like a night crew wet dream.

[DFW Horn 6288]

Just now, Majorcholas said:

Sounds like a night crew wet dream.

The thought of Sark as HC does not excite me.

[rpspeed 1400]

this is who yall get excited over? 46-35 head coach record? jfc

[VirginiaLonghorn 4785]

Anyone think Sarkisian reupping with Bama isn’t a clear message that he’s HCIW .. unless, of course, Dabo chooses to come home when Saban pops smoke?

[Majorcholas 508]

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

The thought of Sark as HC does not excite me.

I meant the collection of alcoholic’s unruly antics would be prime party material. 

Im regarded.

[BigHorn'13 3387]

The BBs are clearly out of the box

[immamac 43256]

this thread sucks.

[SDG 3319]

Do we have a thread yet for every coach who won their bowl game?  

Asking for Tom Herman...

[Wishbone 4789]

52 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

By day 2

Immediately

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

23 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Immediately

He's already drunk thinking about it. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm only in if the entire party crew is coming: Rumlin, Freeze, Petrino, and Freshwater

This sounds like a law firm in Jerkwater, WV. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Well I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it
'Cause I know just what I'm gonna do

I gotta get drunk, I can't stay sober
There's a lot of good people in town
That'd like to see me holler, see me spend my dollar
And I wouldn't think of lettin' 'em down

There's a lot of doctors tell me
That I'd better start slowing it down
But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors
So I guess we better have another round

[washparkhorn 9939]

I came here for the scotch discussion.

 

[TexArcher 38081]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Sark has about as much do to with Bama's success as GD had to do with ours 

Sounds about right.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12539]

Dabo isn't going to Bama. This is stupid. 

[maninblack 7974]

He'll be better than Herman. I think.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Si

[GeoffE 37]

1 hour ago, rpspeed said:

this is who yall get excited over? 46-35 head coach record? jfc

Take a look at what Washington was before and then you’ll realize that 34-29 is actually really fucking good. 
 

You’re the type of guy who wants to hire the guy with the great W/L record like Strong and Herman I’m sure. 

[Tex-19 2885]

Yeah I didn't realize it until reading an article today but UW was 0-12 the year before Sark took over.

USC record was meh but he was literally drunk so not a good example assuming he's sober now.

I'd be ok with Sark. Behind Kelly and Campbell for me though.

[gmr548 16617]

At this point you know what Herman is and what keeping him around almost certainly means, so if Sark is the first "yes" then I guess he's the guy, but man, what an underwhelming hire that'd be. His track record outside of coordinating offenses with insane talent advantages for HOF defensive head coaches is mediocre at best. And that's before even touching the alcohol thing.

[dcar00 14382]

2 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

His offense is pretty fucking tasty when he has the best 11 players on the field.

so did Herman's.  hell he even did it with the 3rd string QB in the NC game. 

hard no.  the guy has a track record as a HC, underwhelming. he may be a great OC.

[FigurelliPwC 115]

19 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

I don't think it's happening but we might as well start talking since he appears to be the back up plan to UM or Kelly. 

Oh it’s happening....nice job!

[NoRagrets 1127]

I like this hire way more than BK, and Herman was a dead man walking on the recruiting trail. He’s our best bet. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]