Sark After Dark or Bust

[Viper 12,112]

Is this the fire Sark thread? 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Sark is a much better hire than James Franklin or Sonny Dykes.  

[936horn 919]

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Sark is a much better hire than James Franklin or Sonny Dykes.  

They’re all shit hires

[Tex-19 2,885]

Solid B hire for me. #4/5 choice behind UM, BK, Campbell and maybe Mullen

[Guest Lobo]

I mean...we got a guy who averaged 7 wins a year in the Pac-12.  

/alpacino---iamoverfuckingwhelmed

 

Probably gonna cost us a cool mill per win.  But hey...these are the days! 

[Sir Ulrich 5,191]

List of DCs i wouldn't mind hiring

Steele

Muschamp 

Mason

Lanning from Georgia 

Dan Quinn

[Gatorubet 30,325]

Fuck it. We have a no talent drunk coaching currently why can't we have a talented drunk? 

I support both of those!

[hookem48 4,703]

seems it would be incredibly easy to recruit against this guy, "he'll be drunk and fired by next week without Saban babysitting him".

[Bogeywon 2,519]

See Michigan as far as hiring Alabama’s OCs. Total busts. But sark is different I think it’s great hire!

[Sundodger 66]

18 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Yeah I didn't realize it until reading an article today but UW was 0-12 the year before Sark took over.

Would have been a 5+ win team if Locker didn’t get hurt.  Would have won a few games if UW had a decent backup QB.  The starter for the bulk of the season was a borderline DII talent.  Willingham was complete garbage.   

[Slacks 6,887]

seems it would be incredibly easy to recruit against this guy, "he'll be drunk and fired by next week without Saban babysitting him".

"Have a drink with me."

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,365]

Ok, now that the shock has worn off, I'm liking the fact that at bare minimum we've got a guy who understand what it takes having been at Bama and also is a lights out recruiter.

 

[shnsajax 3,592]

[Blotto 23,585]

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Ok, now that the shock has worn off, I'm liking the fact that at bare minimum we've got a guy who understand what it takes having been at Bama and also is a lights out recruiter.

 

some of you m'fers have motored all the way through to the acceptance phase? Shit, I'm still raging in denial. 

[shnsajax 3,592]

some of you m'fers have drank all the way through to the acceptance phase? Shit, I'm still raging in denial. 

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[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Wrong thread 

Edited January 2, 2021 by youdunnf'dup

[Sir Ulrich 5,191]

Biggest negative is that we are guaranteed to lose the Bama home and home in a couple of years.. Not that Sark will fail but because Saban sold his soul to never lose to his assistants. 

[RGBIII 22,840]

my thoughts currently

[RGBIII 22,840]

 

[Bevo 13,604]

God, help us. I can't imagine a worse hire. Proven failure at two schools. Proven unable to handle the pressures of the job. Shown lack of discipline.  I would rather hire Misty Starks as head coach, Sark as offensive coordinator, Will as defensive coordinator and pay them $3mil per year. Then bring in the best position coaches like Alabama's OL coach at 2.5X their current pay.

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

 

Lmfao that fucktard copy and pasted Pollacks tweet. Just removed the emoji. 

[Sir Ulrich 5,191]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

Saban wants the job. 

[Beau Vine 54,471]

https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/steve-sarkisian-was-reiumbursed-by-washington-for-hefty-alcohol-bills/

10 losses at UW by 28+ points

Very good friend of mine worked for the Fred Hutch Institute in community outreach.  They eventually quit inviting Sark to their events, because he would always show up drunk and pass his phone number to any remotely cute female intern there.

 

This will end badly.

[BHMCruiser 1,817]

58 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Solid B hire for me. #4/5 choice behind UM, BK, Campbell and maybe Mullen

Mullen is a clown

[FunkSoulBrother 931]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

WTF is going on?!

[Mikey4 2,476]

WTF is going on?!

The BDE answer: CDC wanted to fire Herman today, but the incoming coach refuses to be announced until after the national championship. So CDC, playing 5D chess, leaks a rumor that will give him cover to wait until after that game is finished, at which point he will announce the real hire.

[perfectchaos007 6,677]

Idk about this. I feel like he has a better chance to relapse at Texas than win a title. Hope it all works out 
 

[Beau Vine 54,471]

18 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Yeah I didn't realize it until reading an article today but UW was 0-12 the year before Sark took over.

Jake Locker broke his hand early that year and missed the rest of the season.  He was back for Sark's first season.  

[shnsajax 3,592]

3 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

7 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

WTF is going on?!

The BDE answer: CDC wanted to fire Herman today, but the incoming coach refuses to be announced until after the national championship. So CDC, playing 5D chess, leaks a rumor that will give him cover to wait until after that game is finished, at which point he will announce the real hire.

5D chess with Urban’s emotions knowing he wants the job. 

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

Honestly would rather just give Chris Ash a shot with a lower salary/buyout.

[maninblack 7,974]

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This will end badly.

Massive gamble by Eltife

[TexasGolf 5,024]

[henrygandorf 29,197]

13 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Idk about this. I feel like he has a better chance to relapse at Texas than win a title. Hope it all works out 
 

i have a much better chance to relapse if sark is at texas so this hits close to home.

[gmr548 16,617]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Sark is a much better hire than James Franklin or Sonny Dykes.  

Any poster on this site is a better hire than James Franklin or Sonny Dykes.

[freyguy 4,305]

Oh God, am I sliding back to stage 3?

[Biggus Duckus 89]

Reminds me of UW's "Bark for Sark" campaign.  It didn't end well for them.

[Burt Macklin 19,053]

18 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Honestly would rather just give Chris Ash a shot with a lower salary/buyout.

Lol wut. He’s 3-27 in conference as a HC. 

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Lol wut. He’s 3-27 in conference as a HC. 

At Rutgers. The lower salary/buyout is the emphasis of my statement. 
 

Seems better to me than an inevitable mid season firing WHEN Sark relapses.

[Michael Knight 12,997]

Ouch

 

 

 

[LTtxfan 49,378]

Siap...

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

I'm fine with sark as long as we didn't break the bank for him.  Would rather not have a $15 million buyout when he inevitably gets shit canned in 4 years.  Would rather spend the money on poaching quality assistants.  

[Davis Lane 5,671]

21 hours ago, RGBIII said:

This job will have him back to drinking by year 2

For sure by game two.

Edited January 2, 2021 by Davis Lane

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1,505]

Ouch
 
 
 

Your first mistake was reading Deadspin

[Brothahorn 10,087]

 

 

[Pig Bellmont 8,742]

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/texas-to-hire-alabama-oc-steve-sarkisian-as-coach-firing-tom-herman-after-four-seasons-with-longhorns/
 

“Texas will hire Alabama offensive coordinator Steve Sarkisian as Herman's replacement, a source close to the process tells CBS Sports' Dennis Dodd.”

I trust that more than whatever Pollack is “hearing”

[Tonesky 962]

 I cannot believe we would hire a coach who is afraid of - running away from - Jimbo and the mighty Texum aggys. 

[jdhorn92 1,558]

21 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

If we hire Sark I bet he can close the deal with Ewers. 

well it does rhyme with Dewers.  I kid i kid.  At a minimum, Milroe would instantly be in transfer watch.

Edited January 2, 2021 by jdhorn92

[ATXbronco 4,103]

We've got us an Armenian Warrior for new head Coach.

Aremenians are cool as hell people.  

[BigHorn'13 3,387]

21 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

The BBs are clearly out of the box

I stand by this assessment. 

[texifornia 57,193]

54 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Ouch

 

 

 

Lol Zombie Deadspin is just a shitty clickbait factory