Sark After Dark or Bust

[Frank Gallagher 97]

47 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

We've got us an Armenian Warrior for new head Coach.

Aremenians are cool as hell people.  

Yeah, look for a new fencing operation to open in east Austin.

[DFW Horn 6290]

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Can’t wait til he starts posting here.

[ATXbronco 4103]

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Take Six years to beat Kansas?

Fuck me.

[MirrOlure 14870]

https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/steve-sarkisian-was-reiumbursed-by-washington-for-hefty-alcohol-bills/

10 losses at UW by 28+ points
Very good friend of mine worked for the Fred Hutch Institute in community outreach.  They eventually quit inviting Sark to their events, because he would always show up drunk and pass his phone number to any remotely cute female intern there.
 
This will end badly.

The only thing wrong with those receipts is $9.00 per Patron shot. That’s ridiculous

[Mikey4 2476]

Can’t wait til he starts posting here.

Probably night crew

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 hour ago, ATXbronco said:

We've got us an Armenian Warrior for new head Coach.

Aremenians are cool as hell people.  

Do NOT schedule Turkey.

Edited January 2, 2021 by clapclapclap

[satyanash 14642]

3 hours ago, NoRagrets said:

I like this hire way more than BK

...are you serious? There's a reason "Seven-win Sark" was a thing for years. In 7 years as a head coach he finished just two seasons ranked.

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Do NOT schedule Turkey.

Omfg

[perfectchaos007 6677]

I wish I could get excited about Sark. I remember being excited for both Herman and even Strong, initially.

[crash_davis 23118]

Big let down from Urban but any coach not named Saban was going to be a let down from Urban.

Not sure how Sark is any different than Campbell. Campbell can coach, but can he coach at a school like Texas???? Sark has experience coaching at top schools but hasn't been all that successful. Not sure how much of the suck has to do with his inability to be head coach vs his ability to be shit faced and forgetting to be a head coach.

After seeing the Strong and Herman debacles, I'm convinced it all comes down to the coaching staff. Both dudes brought coaching staffs which sucked balls. Everyone knew the staffs sucked and we got the results everyone expected. Campbell probably would've brought his guys and probably had the same shitty success as the two dudes before. If the above coaching staff rumors are true, then at least on paper (minus the Stoops fuckhead), Sark is setting himself up to do better than Strong and Herman. I guess that's a huge net positive. Although I wouldn't mind keeping most of the staff now minus Hand.

[Brothahorn 10087]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/steve-sarkisian-was-reiumbursed-by-washington-for-hefty-alcohol-bills/

10 losses at UW by 28+ points

Very good friend of mine worked for the Fred Hutch Institute in community outreach.  They eventually quit inviting Sark to their events, because he would always show up drunk and pass his phone number to any remotely cute female intern there.

 

This will end badly.

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

[texifornia 57195]

Just now, Brothahorn said:

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

Yeah, the bar tabs weren't his actual issue. It was showing up to his job and work events absolutely shithoused or paralyzingly hungover.

[StruggleBus 3922]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

My expense account in my old field sales role makes this look responsible 

[TexasMan 10989]

 

[Redneck Mutha 8020]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah, the bar tabs weren't his actual issue. It was showing up to his job and work events absolutely shithoused or paralyzingly hungover.

[Pimphand 5945]

If we hire Sark after Dark then Belmont needs to be burnt to the ground

[crash_davis 23118]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

If we hire Sark after Dark then Belmont needs to be burnt to the ground

go get your torches and round up the posse because it looks like it's happening.

[Brothahorn 10087]

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

So TOSU couldn't afford to love their QB coach during the season, but Nick can lose his record setting OC.

 

Guess all that BDE was just gas from the McRibs.

[SDG 3319]

 

[BurntOrange&White 40050]

22 hours ago, rpspeed said:

this is who yall get excited over? 46-35 head coach record? jfc

Washington the 5 years before Sarkisian 

 

 

 

 

[Sir Ulrich 5191]

Was this in Dallas or Austin?

[KYHorn 17212]

Official. Cross-posting

 

[Macklemore 2876]

Sark has a black wife? Cool, that can only help with recruiting 

[Bevo14 8382]

Fuck it. This is the new party thread. Don't give a shit where this train is going but I'm getting on.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12539]

Sark should be happy with what he has to work with on offense and defense. The cupboard definitely isn't bare. I expect at least 7-8 wins in year one based on talent alone, and then we'll see how well he can adjust. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

This is a hire I'm 50/50 that he'll be better than Mensa. Not exactly a good feeling

[Bigjohns97 125]

31 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I wish I could get excited about Sark. I remember being excited for both Herman and even Strong, initially.

I guess that makes this a good omen?

[derpyhorndog 2577]

Welp, boys and gal, the UOB thread was a fun ride. Hoping this Sark experiment goes well but, if not, look forward to seeing all of you fun-loving degenerates again in 3-4 years. 

[Tex Pete 20557]

Fucking joke. 
 

Chris del Conte is on the clock. 

[naija 2869]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

This is a hire I'm 50/50 that he'll be better than Mensa. Not exactly a good feeling

with you on this one. we kid about "[Insert Name] or Bust", but this one is for real. Christ

[MonkeyDoughnut 10366]

32 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Big let down from Urban but any coach not named Saban was going to be a let down from Urban.

Not sure how Sark is any different than Campbell. Campbell can coach, but can he coach at a school like Texas???? Sark has experience coaching at top schools but hasn't been all that successful. Not sure how much of the suck has to do with his inability to be head coach vs his ability to be shit faced and forgetting to be a head coach.

After seeing the Strong and Herman debacles, I'm convinced it all comes down to the coaching staff. Both dudes brought coaching staffs which sucked balls. Everyone knew the staffs sucked and we got the results everyone expected. Campbell probably would've brought his guys and probably had the same shitty success as the two dudes before. If the above coaching staff rumors are true, then at least on paper (minus the Stoops fuckhead), Sark is setting himself up to do better than Strong and Herman. I guess that's a huge net positive. Although I wouldn't mind keeping most of the staff now minus Hand.

Campbell not a good recruiter

[UDontKnow 10451]

4 hours ago, Viper said:

Is this the fire Sark thread? 

It most certainly will be in due time.

[shnsajax 3592]

Sark has a black wife? Cool, that can only help with recruiting 

Username checks out

[Pescado_Rojo 19443]

So who from Saban’s staff might come with him? Or coaches from the Saban tree?

[Brothahorn 10087]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

It most certainly will be if he hires Stoops!

FIFY

[Macklemore 2876]

Welcome to the 40 Coach Sark. I am optimistic about this hire. He has going to be a lights out recruiter, especially on offense. He can point to the NFL draft with guys like Tua, Devonta and Najee. All will be top 15 picks. 

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

I posted this in the Meyer thread, but now that it’s official here it is again.  An excellent read and perhaps a better idea of what kind of coach we’re getting than from overreacting Twitter posts:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/30250885/no-outrunning-alabama-steve-sarkisian-ready-another-head-coaching-job

[Teryor 4484]

 

I have no idea where this should go but the spite in me would be happy if the end result of all of this is OSU losing its head coach from Urban turning down jobs

[clapclapclap 9000]

6 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Fuck it. This is the new party thread. Don't give a shit where this train is going but I'm getting on.

 

[Hornlover 8849]

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Sark should be happy with what he has to work with on offense and defense. The cupboard definitely isn't bare. I expect at least 7-8 wins in year one based on talent alone, and then we'll see how well he can adjust. 

Are you even Surly, Bro? Anything less than 12 wins is a fucking Hindenburg level disaster

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So who from Saban’s staff might come with him? Or coaches from the Saban tree?

Some noise out there that the support staff hasn’t been fired yet, just Herman. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12539]

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

Are you even Surly, Bro? Anything less than 12 wins is a fucking Hindenburg level disaster

I was going to say 14 wins, but it's year one. You're right tho, 12 wins or else he needs to go pronto. We don't settle with mediocrity here because we're Texas, sir. 

[KYHorn 17212]

Urban thread is locked, but I want to preserve this here. 

Caught this right before he removed the pinned tweet.

 

[Duane Moore 5250]

17 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Was this in Dallas or Austin?

Who is the little feller there?

[perfectchaos007 6677]

4 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Who is the little feller there?

 Board of Regents Chairman Kevin Eltife

[shnsajax 3592]

Hopefully the falcons shitcan the entire staff on Monday and Tosh is onboard midweek.

[AustinMT 952]

35 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

And it was 8 years ago, not last week....

[Duane Moore 5250]

12 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 Board of Regents Chairman Kevin Eltife

Thanks

[Dbeasy 15135]

Some Sark threads need to consolidate, except for the coach hire thread