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https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/steve-sarkisian-was-reiumbursed-by-washington-for-hefty-alcohol-bills/
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10 losses at UW by 28+ points
Very good friend of mine worked for the Fred Hutch Institute in community outreach.  They eventually quit inviting Sark to their events, because he would always show up drunk and pass his phone number to any remotely cute female intern there.
 
This will end badly.

The only thing wrong with those receipts is $9.00 per Patron shot. That’s ridiculous
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3 hours ago, NoRagrets said:

I like this hire way more than BK

...are you serious? There's a reason "Seven-win Sark" was a thing for years. In 7 years as a head coach he finished just two seasons ranked.

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Big let down from Urban but any coach not named Saban was going to be a let down from Urban.

Not sure how Sark is any different than Campbell. Campbell can coach, but can he coach at a school like Texas???? Sark has experience coaching at top schools but hasn't been all that successful. Not sure how much of the suck has to do with his inability to be head coach vs his ability to be shit faced and forgetting to be a head coach.

After seeing the Strong and Herman debacles, I'm convinced it all comes down to the coaching staff. Both dudes brought coaching staffs which sucked balls. Everyone knew the staffs sucked and we got the results everyone expected. Campbell probably would've brought his guys and probably had the same shitty success as the two dudes before. If the above coaching staff rumors are true, then at least on paper (minus the Stoops fuckhead), Sark is setting himself up to do better than Strong and Herman. I guess that's a huge net positive. Although I wouldn't mind keeping most of the staff now minus Hand.

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/steve-sarkisian-was-reiumbursed-by-washington-for-hefty-alcohol-bills/

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10 losses at UW by 28+ points

Very good friend of mine worked for the Fred Hutch Institute in community outreach.  They eventually quit inviting Sark to their events, because he would always show up drunk and pass his phone number to any remotely cute female intern there.

 

This will end badly.

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

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Just now, Brothahorn said:

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

Yeah, the bar tabs weren't his actual issue. It was showing up to his job and work events absolutely shithoused or paralyzingly hungover.

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1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

My expense account in my old field sales role makes this look responsible 

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4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

So TOSU couldn't afford to love their QB coach during the season, but Nick can lose his record setting OC.

 

Guess all that BDE was just gas from the McRibs.

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31 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I wish I could get excited about Sark. I remember being excited for both Herman and even Strong, initially.

I guess that makes this a good omen?

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1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

This is a hire I'm 50/50 that he'll be better than Mensa. Not exactly a good feeling

with you on this one. we kid about "[Insert Name] or Bust", but this one is for real. Christ

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32 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Big let down from Urban but any coach not named Saban was going to be a let down from Urban.

Not sure how Sark is any different than Campbell. Campbell can coach, but can he coach at a school like Texas???? Sark has experience coaching at top schools but hasn't been all that successful. Not sure how much of the suck has to do with his inability to be head coach vs his ability to be shit faced and forgetting to be a head coach.

After seeing the Strong and Herman debacles, I'm convinced it all comes down to the coaching staff. Both dudes brought coaching staffs which sucked balls. Everyone knew the staffs sucked and we got the results everyone expected. Campbell probably would've brought his guys and probably had the same shitty success as the two dudes before. If the above coaching staff rumors are true, then at least on paper (minus the Stoops fuckhead), Sark is setting himself up to do better than Strong and Herman. I guess that's a huge net positive. Although I wouldn't mind keeping most of the staff now minus Hand.

Campbell not a good recruiter

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Welcome to the 40 Coach Sark. I am optimistic about this hire. He has going to be a lights out recruiter, especially on offense. He can point to the NFL draft with guys like Tua, Devonta and Najee. All will be top 15 picks. 

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I have no idea where this should go but the spite in me would be happy if the end result of all of this is OSU losing its head coach from Urban turning down jobs

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5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Sark should be happy with what he has to work with on offense and defense. The cupboard definitely isn't bare. I expect at least 7-8 wins in year one based on talent alone, and then we'll see how well he can adjust. 

Are you even Surly, Bro? Anything less than 12 wins is a fucking Hindenburg level disaster

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1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

Are you even Surly, Bro? Anything less than 12 wins is a fucking Hindenburg level disaster

I was going to say 14 wins, but it's year one. You're right tho, 12 wins or else he needs to go pronto. We don't settle with mediocrity here because we're Texas, sir. 

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35 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

And it was 8 years ago, not last week....

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