Sark After Dark or Bust

[Beau Vine 53978]

34 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Sark has a black wife? Cool, that can only help with recruiting 

I know his first wife left him because he was trying to fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat in Seattle.

[shnsajax 3589]

At least we are not this

[Nicole44 22027]

That’s a lot of money. Herman and his nose candy and fake tit wife can blow. (Yes I recognize his wife has tits which are visually stunning. See ya!)

[Duane Moore 5236]

35 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

I posted this in the Meyer thread, but now that it’s official here it is again.  An excellent read and perhaps a better idea of what kind of coach we’re getting than from overreacting Twitter posts:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/30250885/no-outrunning-alabama-steve-sarkisian-ready-another-head-coaching-job

This was a really good read, thanks

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

45 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Sark has a black wife? Cool, that can only help with recruiting 

Or a short, white husband. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

57 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

If we hire Sark after Dark then Belmont needs to be burnt to the ground

Are you at the stadium yet? 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

47 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Sark has a black wife? Cool, that can only help with recruiting 

Why? Is she out on the trail sitting in living rooms? 

[texifornia 56479]

49 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Sark has a black wife? Cool, that can only help with recruiting 

So did Mehringer

[Bevo 13516]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

So did Mehringer

exactly what I was thinking Thanks.

[Macklemore 2871]

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Why? Is she out on the trail sitting in living rooms? 

No I’m just trying to pull positives. Might make him more relatable and accessible to black recruits with regard to social justice issues. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Just now, Macklemore said:

No I’m just trying to pull positives. Might make him more relatable and accessible to black recruits with regard to social justice issues. 

Hey, come here I have a black wife. See I'm not racist. 🤣

[Bevo 13516]

Maybe this is a way for the University to give back to the city. I can see a quick post COVID recovery for our local small business establishments.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

If we hire Sark after Dark then Belmont needs to be burnt to the ground

belmont is CONCRETE

[Sbbruin 21704]

I just heard this news.  I have to say I’m stunned.  I thought for sure Sark was going to get a mid-tier P5 program similar to Joey Freshwater.  But Texas?  Wow.  I will say when he isn’t getting loaded, he can recruit like a mother and he is a better coach than Kiffin.  It could work.  Or it could go full Hindenburg.  Either way, I’m now more interested in Texas football.

[torre 1284]

Sark's press conf prior to ND game.   Very articulate and professional.   Doesn't drink water every 2 min.  At 12:43 discusses offense recruiting philosophy.

 

 

 

[Bigbend1812 12884]

9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

No I’m just trying to pull positives. Might make him more relatable and accessible to black recruits with regard to social justice issues. 

[nycHorn 2964]

Sark's press conf prior to ND game.   Very articulate and professional.   Doesn't drink water every 2 min.  At 12:43 discusses offense recruiting philosophy.
 
 
 

I hope he realizes the importance of using the word “really” as often as possible.

[Wishbone 4731]

Immamac, this place is starting to look like texaggy with all the redundant threads. Some consolidation please?

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol That is indeed Coach Sark’s wife.

Her name is Loreal (Smith) Sarkisian.

She was a collegiate track and field athlete and coached at USC.

She’s been fairly low profile during their tenure in Tuscaloosa but that seems to be the way Saban likes things.

She’s very pretty! She has 4 or 5 kids from her first marriage and Coach Sark has two daughters and one son.

[Pimphand 5592]

25 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

If we hire Sark after Dark then Belmont needs to be burnt to the ground

belmont is CONCRETE

His name is Robert Paulson

[StruggleBus 3922]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I know his first wife left him because he was trying to fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat in Seattle.

A man after my own heart. I’m liking him more and more

[Js1 85085]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

lol That is indeed Coach Sark’s wife.

Her name is Loreal (Smith) Sarkisian.

She was a collegiate track and field athlete and coached at USC.

She’s been fairly low profile during their tenure in Tuscaloosa but that seems to be the way Saban likes things.

She’s very pretty! She has 4 or 5 kids from her first marriage and Coach Sark has two daughters and one son.

They met at USC post divorce?

[cafe society 2836]

3 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

My expense account in my old field sales role makes this look responsible 

Exactly.  Movie producers and bank VPs make this crew look like pikers.

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s a lot of money. Herman and his nose candy and fake tit wife can blow. (Yes I recognize his wife has tits which are visually stunning. See ya!)

Wow, seems like with all that money they could afford to do both tits. 

[Beer Drinker 592]

Galloway just said we are about to find out how well Mack Brown has recruited due to all the opt-outs they have.  Dude is clueless

[South Austin 52105]

2 hours ago, torre said:

Sark's press conf prior to ND game.   Very articulate

Quite racist.

[Bama Chick 28596]

They met at USC post divorce?

No idea on that.

They don’t post pictures of each other on their social media but they do comment on each other’s occasionally.

She started a YouTube channel earlier this year and then never did anything beyond the introductory video.

[gmr548 16481]

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

Yeah $522/15 is $34 per person. Not small, but not like everyone got hammered either. Especially at a nice restaurant on the west coast.

[gmr548 16481]

Yeah, the bar tabs weren't his actual issue. It was showing up to his job and work events absolutely shithoused or paralyzingly hungover.

Oh should I not do that?

[immamac 42513]

2 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Immamac, this place is starting to look like texaggy with all the redundant threads. Some consolidation please?

Threads are all hot individually. It's not texags where there's no replies. I'll consolidate into this thread after things cool off in a week or a month or whatever. When it falls off hot. 

[Sawbonz 27392]

 

[atomheartbevo 89396]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I know his first wife left him because he was trying to fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat in Seattle.

[Cairn Horn88 8162]

Maybe aggy, with a big blowout win, is hoping to finish #3 or #4.....probably their best finish in a very long time....can get Jimbo a nice little bonus.

Edited January 3, 2021 by Cairn Horn88

[westexhorn 2006]

On 1/1/2021 at 4:17 PM, DoneWithit said:

By day 2

probably drinking tonight already... in celebration of course

[Sundodger 66]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Washington the 5 years before Sarkisian 

 

 

 

 

Tyrone Willingham was trash!  First head coach fired from Norte Dame!  Mark Emmert was a disaster at Washington.  Take away his few years as University President in the 2000s, and Washington Football hasn’t had a losing season since the mid 70’s.

[Burt 4062]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I know his first wife left him because he was trying to fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat in Seattle.

First wife was hotter.

Edited January 3, 2021 by Burt

[closetohumping 17386]

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Yeah $522/15 is $34 per person. Not small, but not like everyone got hammered either. Especially at a nice restaurant on the west coast.

2-4 drinks.

[babysdaddy 2718]

First wife was hotter.

[Sawbonz 27392]

What are we paying him and how much is guaranteed?

[Cajun 11675]

6 hours ago, Macklemore said:

No I’m just trying to pull positives. Might make him more relatable and accessible to black recruits with regard to social justice issues. 

jfc