Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[mulletpelini 5216]

I changed my stance, Ehrlinger should definitely reply back with the crying audio.

[Bone3421 716]

I changed my stance, Ehrlinger should definitely reply back with the crying audio.

I've changed my stance to this also

[Bigbend1812 12958]

He is the epitome of a douchebag cunt sooner.  Never change Baker.  

 

[Machinator 32099]

[Lerka Lerka 1094]

Fuck that guy and Fuck OU. 

[Armybrat 40946]

He looks like Osama Bin Sux.

[Drew 2653]

The worst part of all this is seeing Cleveland being talked about like some Top 10 team and SB contender this year...they are so ready to hype him up.

[Pam Cummings 9695]

58 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I'm sure that'll age well.

[SHOOTER12 8841]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

DHS will mistake him for Al Quaida and do the world a favor.

[nnm 36798]

BM bashing Giants fans in defense of ODB.  https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/browns/2019/07/18/nfl-baker-mayfield-bashes-giants-fans-defense-odell-beckham-jr/1768128001/

Probably not the best long-term plan, as once he gets done with his rookie contract, he'll probably want to go to a big-market team in a place like, oh, I don't know, NEW YORK?!? 

His little teenage drama mama act was ridiculous in high school, was ridiculous in college, and is even more ridiculous now.  

 

[SHOOTER12 8841]

What's up with that big gnarly beard?  Has he turned into a gay Quaker or something?

[Jkwellborn 6869]

ODB likes the way it feels on his nuts.

[BrazilHorn 6648]

Fuck Mayfield. He can eat shit. 

[SurlyBDR 22890]

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

ODB likes the way it feels on his nuts.

Match made in heaven. NTTAWWT

 

Edited July 19, 2019 by SurlyBDR

[texaslong 678]

I’m so glad he’s stuck in Cleveland. We don’t have to worry about him here in America. 

[OrangEngr 1035]

On 7/17/2019 at 3:39 PM, Machinator said:

Even the dog is like "fuck this guy"

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

 

[SurlyBDR 22890]

He chugs beers like he chugs dicks...

 

Masterfully. 

[The University 851]

cleveland ages players like no other

[ChiTownDoc 21201]

Thread title aged well.  ESPN could not possibly suck more Baker dick.  

 

[ztejas 43729]

On 7/18/2019 at 4:24 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

What's up with that big gnarly beard?  Has he turned into a gay Quaker or something?

Turned into?

[ztejas 43729]

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Thread title aged well.  ESPN could not possibly suck more Baker dick.  

 

Not just ESPN - NFL network ranked him above Deshaun in their preseason top 100 players. 

I mean, Baker can ball, I'll give him that, but c'mon now. 

[Parliament 14357]

All y'all can keep on steppin.'  I got my new hoodie, new jersey and I'm headin' to the Super Bowl.  #dealwithit

[sushihorn 3233]

On 7/18/2019 at 4:24 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

What's up with that big gnarly beard?  Has he turned into a gay Quaker or something?

 

When did BM become a Quaker?

[mulletpelini 5216]

On 8/3/2019 at 8:45 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

His gf is either a really handsome fish, or one ugly dude in drag.

[LTtxfan 49392]

 

[Jive Turkey 12717]

 

[The Dog 44176]

Big Reddit thread on Bakers comments (with a link to the article).

Even “in context” it sounds bad.

[Eastwood 4394]

Butthurt Baker seems like a blast at parties.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8908]

Dunno if a career 7 win QB is merited enough to make those comments...but he was probably smashed at the time he answered that question so I'll give him a pass

[ztejas 43729]

1 hour ago, Eastwood said:

Butthurt Baker seems like a blast at parties.

"I cannot believe you're dating this guy. Blows my mind.  Some people overthink it. That's where they go wrong. They forget you've gotta fuck"

(drink hits face)

[Tex Pete 20815]

Baker is an asshole and a piece of shit. He doesn't have an ounce of decorum in him.

[Pig Bellmont 8745]

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Baker is an asshole and a piece of shit. He doesn't have an ounce of decorum in him.

You telling me the guy who grabbed his junk to wave it at opposing teammates isn’t a stand up guy? GQ alternate title: “Mayfield still an insufferable prick”

[Tex Pete 20815]

I'm still waiting on a garbage truck to accidentally back over him (or deliberately pick him up) outside the Browns' practice facility.

[Chad 1728]

Why go out of your way to trash Daniel Jones? Yes we know he played for Duke, a Basketball school who is fortunate to even earn a bowl berth in football. Baker was awful at Tech, he never beat anyone that mattered. He shined when playing shitty competition last season, Cleveland beat a single playoff team with Baker starting and went on a run beating a ton of awful teams like beating Cincy twice.

 

Jalen Ramsey earned the right to talk trash because he could back it up and became one of the best corners in the NFL. I'm going to laugh if Baker and Cleveland fail to live up to the colossal expectations they've set for themselves this season with Baker and OBJ spewing all kinds of shit every chance they get.

[Nivek 17016]

Bozworth lite.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

I don't care how talented you are, it never ends well for insufferable assholes who are in love with themselves, especially at the QB position in the NFL.

His fall is coming, and it's going to be glorious.

[markstanco 12642]

9 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I don't care how talented you are, it never ends well for insufferable assholes who are in love with themselves, especially at the QB position in the NFL.

 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

LOL exactly.

A widely despised NFL QB who never won shit.  That's exactly where Mayfield is heading.

[Knoxtnhorn 6129]

As a Cowboy fan, I can't believe that only the Eagles rival my hatred for the effing Browns.

[Message Board User 12396]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21201]

7 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I don't care how talented you are, it never ends well for insufferable assholes who are in love with themselves, especially at the QB position in the NFL.

His fall is coming, and it's going to be glorious.

 

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

6 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

LOL exactly.

A widely despised NFL QB who never won shit.  That's exactly where Mayfield is heading.

Yeah IDK.  At least it's obvious Baker wants to win.  So if he loses and misses games due to injury (or garbage truck accidents) we all will feel like he's suffering.  That motherfucker Cutler could not be bothered to give a shit about one fucking thing - including winning.  So acting like he really got it bad since he didn't win is far from the truth.  The POS made over 120M and rode off into the sunset with his hot ass wife.  Fuck that guy.  There's no way his 'fall' was glorious.  And fuck, I sure as hell wish it was. 

[Tex Pete 20815]

20 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

So if he loses and misses games due to injury (or garbage truck accidents) we all will feel like he's suffering.  

Let me be clear: I was referring to a garbage truck deliberately running him over. 

[ChiTownDoc 21201]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Let me be clear: I was referring to a garbage truck deliberately running him over. 

I read no so good.  Noted Brother Pete. 

[Tex Pete 20815]

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I read no so good.  Noted Brother Pete. 

Hahaha. I no remember so good.

I did type “accidentally.” I really meant “deliberately.” Either way, the end result is Baker in a wheelchair. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8908]

Why go out of your way to trash Daniel Jones? Yes we know he played for Duke, a Basketball school who is fortunate to even earn a bowl berth in football. Baker was awful at Tech, he never beat anyone that mattered. He shined when playing shitty competition last season, Cleveland beat a single playoff team with Baker starting and went on a run beating a ton of awful teams like beating Cincy twice.
 
Jalen Ramsey earned the right to talk trash because he could back it up and became one of the best corners in the NFL. I'm going to laugh if Baker and Cleveland fail to live up to the colossal expectations they've set for themselves this season with Baker and OBJ spewing all kinds of shit every chance they get.

It's hilarious. Colossal for any team would be super bowl or bust.

For the browns it's 10 wins and hopefully a division championship in a down year for the afc north

[mulletpelini 5216]

I'm pretty sure Baker suffers from the same thing Chase Daniel does, because damn, they are similar.

Having little man syndrome and/or a really tiny dick will do that to you.

[CurlyDumps 4507]

10 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I don't care how talented you are, it never ends well for insufferable assholes who are in love with themselves, especially at the QB position in the NFL.

His fall is coming, and it's going to be glorious.

Ryan Leaf... Jeff George was a douche, right? 

I love this theory, haven’t thought about it enough.  Who else we got? Any exceptions?

Not sure I’d put Cutler on this list...he struck me more as just not caring, but I could be convinced. 

Jamarcus Russell for sure.

 

[Iceman 2777]

Baker wasn't awful at Tech.  He was recognized as BXII Freshman of the Year.

 

Off the field?  I'm slightly less enthusiastic.  He's pretty much has been a douchebilger all the way through.

 

That being said, I don't think he took shots at Jones as it's presented in the article.  Baker gets zero benefit of the doubt from the general public though, and he has earned that lack of respect.  Bye-gones ain't bye-gones to evryone...