Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[Vic Mackey 47,029]

Forgot about this one woman from POF. First meetup was a beej in the parking lot of Home Depot in Mesquite at like 2am. Second meet up was like 1am in the parking lot of a Walmart in Arlington after Rangers opening day 2017. Good times.

[Genco 3,040]

I would have wagered that you met the gordita behind a Golden Corral.

[Mileslong 4,727]

Yes you sick fuck. Applebee's in Grand prairie holla though

Wow, now we are quickly reaching the bottom of the barrel of BJ locales. If she was also fat then we have the holy trinity

[Mileslong 4,727]

How about the parking lot at a retirement home?  Ain't nobody out wandering around after about 8:30PM...

Did she take her dentures out?

[Zepol87 9,185]

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

Wow, now we are quickly reaching the bottom of the barrel of BJ locales. If she was also fat then we have the holy trinity

She sucked my dick in the parking lot of applebees of course she was fat

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,905]

Question for you guys getting BJs from fat chicks.  Aren't you afraid she might lose control and just start chomping on it?

[Zepol87 9,185]

 

[UDontKnow 10,444]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Question for you guys getting BJs from fat chicks.  Aren't you afraid she might lose control and just start chomping on it?

Have you never gotten a blowjob from a skinny chick who can eat her entire weight in food and just happens to have a super high metabolism? Maybe you should be afraid that she might lose control and just start chomping on it? Or maybe blowjobs are just aren't for you?

Edited February 14, 2020 by UDontKnow

[B00M 6,415]

53 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Have you never gotten a blowjob from a skinny chick who can eat her entire weight in food and just happens to have a super high metabolism? Maybe you should be afraid that she might lose control and just start chomping on it? Or maybe blowjobs are just aren't for you?

Somebody sounds fat

[UDontKnow 10,444]

10 minutes ago, B00M said:

Somebody sounds fat

I assure you, good sir, 'tis not the case. @Zepol87 has met me in person.

[Blotto 23,498]

8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I assure you, good sir, 'tis not the case. @Zepol87 has met me in person.

Did he at least buy you an appetizer from Applebees afterwards?

[UDontKnow 10,444]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Did he at least buy you an appetizer from Applebees afterwards?

He offered to buy me beer. I said no because I am a cheap date.

[Armybrat 40,839]

Username checks out.

[Chooky 13,307]

[TexasMan 10,891]

 

[mulletpelini 5,211]

I sure hope @RamjetFDO doesn't add fat football referee from my kid getting trucked to that pic of fat Baker

[RamjetFDO 10,575]

51 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I sure hope @RamjetFDO doesn't add fat football referee from my kid getting trucked to that pic of fat Baker

That would be awful, wouldn't it?

[Moby Ric 2,058]

bert always kills me

[Goodman 3,273]

17 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

bert always kills me

[RPM 26,319]

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

I agree with the outrage. That was insulting as hell to midgets. They're much better people than Mayfield.

[Nicole44 22,059]

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

That would be awful, wouldn't it?

Sweet! Fat Bastard and the USC Cheerleader...

[nnm 36,386]

2 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

That would be awful, wouldn't it?

Would be a shame if someone added Bret Bielema, FFR, to the pic.  Might cause a gravitational shift.

[mulletpelini 5,211]

ah shit Fat Fucking Mayfield trucked my kid like an Arkansas State Trooper would +rep

[Dennis Taylor 18,818]

23 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Baker's side pieces agree with him

[nnm 36,386]

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

Apparently ESPN is nuts over little people 

[Gene Parmesan 4,006]

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

[Deej 76,768]

5 hours ago, nnm said:

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

They got an angry letter from RayDog in the Philippines. 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

6 hours ago, nnm said:

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

it's outrage-by-proxy, a certain segment of the American public fucking lives for it

[Js1 85,321]

15 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

it's outrage-by-proxy, a certain segment of the American public fucking lives for it

I am outraged by this comment. 

[Chooky 13,307]

Outrageous.

[Nicole44 22,059]

This thread is lit. JFF.  Come on down!

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

This thread is lit. JFF.  Come on down!

I bet JFF is also lit.

[SurlyBDR 22,783]

[SHOOTER12 8,806]

Have some rep sir, well done.

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

Would have been better with the Ewok.

[futureman 22,457]

Ewok’s future looks more promising than johnny 8-ball’s.  baker is better for this. 

[Chad 1,728]

 

[tbone_ 14,118]

What about the excuse that he just sucks ass?

[Napoleon 8,676]

20 minutes ago, Chad said:

Does this clip have more than just Baker talk? 

I'm interested in off-season chatter, I just don't care about Baker.

Thanks

[Deej 76,768]

43 minutes ago, Chad said:

 

Think how high their offensive roster would be ranked without Mayfield. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,818]

25 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Does this clip have more than just Baker talk? 

I'm interested in off-season chatter, I just don't care about Baker.

Thanks

This is the Baker thread, Karen

[wood 11,225]

21 hours ago, Chad said:

 

"Every single thing on that offense is really good".

Seems like he forgot about one kinda important position ...

[Iceman 2,704]

The Lake Travis fanbois on the 6A site are gonna buy in on this shit again, right?  Last year one of those cats said BM was going to be MVP and was better than Mahomes.

It was fun watching that Popsicle melt in about Week 6  3.

[Chad 1,728]

2 hours ago, wood said:

"Every single thing on that offense is really good".

Seems like he forgot about one kinda important position ...

I believe Colin was eluding to the supporting cast, not the QB. Cleveland is stacked at receiver, running back, tight end and they plugged up their porous offensive line with a solid set of tackles. If Baker fails during the 2020 season the Browns may as well move on because he'll never work out.

[tbone_ 14,118]

Alluding

[Mileslong 4,727]

The Lake Travis fanbois on the 6A site are gonna buy in on this shit again, right?  Last year one of those cats said BM was going to be MVP and was better than Mahomes.
It was fun watching that Popsicle melt in about Week 6  3.

Username checks out...

[Chad 1,728]

 

[Halohal 498]

 

[markstanco 12,576]

Only because his agent told him to do so.