Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[tbone_ 14,016]

Cant imagine that feels good on that dudes ass crack and nut bag.

[GringoSalado 1,648]

siap

 

[Gucci_Suit 2,600]

OU Sucks. 

[Zeus 5,907]

17 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Cant imagine that feels good on that dudes ass crack and nut bag.

dont knock it till you try it

[Scholz 11,904]

 

[Mdhorn 5,895]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

 

This is the proper response.

[LTtxfan 48,808]

"Karma is gonna be a BITCH" for Baker...  🤘

 

[Jkwellborn 6,614]

I can’t believe that Texas is that much on his mind.

[Cajun 11,666]

On 7/19/2021 at 7:20 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

That looks like South Austin's mom after I paid a visit last night.

[0xdeadbeef 1,617]

Am I the only one here embarrassed by the horns down ruling?  Screw that ruling; it does make us seem like cry babies.   We should take care of that shit on the field. 

Throw a horns down? Expect your QB to end up like Taylor Potts. 

[Nivek 16,753]

Am I the only one here embarrassed by the horns down ruling?  Screw that ruling; it does make us seem like cry babies.   We should take care of that shit on the field. 
Throw a horns down? Expect your QB to end up like Taylor Potts. 

Yes. Texas didn’t ask for this. The issues have been happening for decades of double standards and inconsistent officiating (yeah, I know). Can a player pull his gig em out of his ass? Jerk off gestures? Is taunting allowed or not? Just be clear. Maybe if schools want to taunt we unload both barrels on them. Signs at the games, banners, players interviews talking about the rapists and prison outreach football clubs.

[tbone_ 14,016]

The ruling is stupid. But if dumbasses still do it and get 15 then good for us.

[GringoSalado 1,648]

I feel like this should be memed:

Texas Fans:
Big XII: Horns down is taunting.
World: Awwww Texas snowflakes no likey horns down!
Texas Fans:
Texas Fans: I mean, have you seen an easier interception opportunity than Gideon's drop in Lubbock in 2008?

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

3 hours ago, Nivek said:

Yes. Texas didn’t ask for this. The issues have been happening for decades of double standards and inconsistent officiating (yeah, I know). Can a player pull his gig em out of his ass? Jerk off gestures? Is taunting allowed or not? Just be clear. Maybe if schools want to taunt we unload both barrels on them. Signs at the games, banners, players interviews talking about the rapists and prison outreach football clubs.

I’m down

 

[Gidnik 3,248]

this should be a much larger thread. 43 pages is not nearly enough. 

[Jkwellborn 6,614]

The ruling is stupid. But if dumbasses still do it and get 15 then good for us.

Will players be ejected for a second time violation? Because that could get sporting quickly.

[Longboard Horn 39,999]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,696]

On 7/19/2021 at 1:01 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Lulz. I regret that I waited too long to find just the right time on the previous site to post that, “You can’t spell “Shaggy” without “aggy.” That obsession goes both ways. Or hadn’t you noticed?

Can you not see it? Look at the new motto. Check out the “Realignment talk not going away” thread starting here:

If Texas goes to the SEC and has to play A&M in their first year then that will absolutely be a must win game for the Longhorns. Losing it would be a disaster. And deep down you’re afraid that you might lose.

Go ahead and neg away but you know I’m right. And that’s why you’ll neg me. That’s basic sports fan psychology.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,780]

Ha ha and a loss to “tu” in the first rematch wouldn’t be a disaster for aggy.  That’s why you’re really so scared of UT coming into the SEC. you know I’m right deep down inside in tbd parts of you that wants to fuck sheep.

[Sawbonz 27,257]

20 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If Texas goes to the SEC and has to play A&M in their first year then that will absolutely be a must win game for the Longhorns. Losing it would be a disaster. And deep down you’re afraid that you might lose.

[Cajun 11,666]

On 7/21/2021 at 6:05 PM, 0xdeadbeef said:

Am I the only one here embarrassed by the horns down ruling?  Screw that ruling; it does make us seem like cry babies.   We should take care of that shit on the field. 

Throw a horns down? Expect your QB to end up like Taylor Potts. 

Nope, I hate it.  

[Cajun 11,666]

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Can you not see it? Look at the new motto. Check out the “Realignment talk not going away” thread starting here:

If Texas goes to the SEC and has to play A&M in their first year then that will absolutely be a must win game for the Longhorns. Losing it would be a disaster. And deep down you’re afraid that you might lose.

Go ahead and neg away but you know I’m right. And that’s why you’ll neg me. That’s basic sports fan psychology.

I won't neg you.

I will just laugh.

[Tex Pete 20,098]

10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If Texas goes to the SEC and has to play A&M in their first year then that will absolutely be a must win game for the Longhorns. Losing it would be a disaster. And deep down you’re afraid that you might lose.

Go ahead and neg away but you know I’m right. And that’s why you’ll neg me. That’s basic sports fan psychology.

Someone must not be getting enough attention from mommy. 

[Parliament 14,083]

On 7/18/2021 at 9:38 PM, HOOKEM4 said:

That is disturbing.

[ChiTownDoc 21,049]

On 7/19/2021 at 6:21 AM, Thatguy said:

  Who, the FUCK, is this dude?

He’s Thatguy.  

[Message Board User 12,388]

 

[Tex Pete 20,098]

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

 

I am so surprised Baker's wife is a drama queen and a bitch!

This is the real world, sis. Try working out in the backyard instead of the front yard.

[nnm 35,877]

Tweet deleted for some reason but here’s a screenshot. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,643]

Edited September 12, 2021 by Dennis Taylor

[ChiTownDoc 21,049]

Misery loves company.  Baker season is just fine.  Like the horns…

[TexArcher 37,414]

On 7/26/2021 at 5:34 PM, Message Board User said:

 

Right.  A 6 who bought some fake tits runs around in an outfit designed to show them off and she doesn't like the attention that gets her.  Sure.  

[ChiTownDoc 21,049]

On 7/26/2021 at 6:34 PM, Message Board User said:

 

We had contracts with some outpatient physical therapy clinics to provide physician services.  Found out the owner was working out at the same gym as Kristin Cavallari…he was totally nuts.  
Anyway, one day he let the air out of her Range Rover in the lot and when she pulled over he was right there to help.  She immediately called the cops and knew what happened.  
So they show up and he admits to everything.  Lol.  There’s a lot of nutjobs out there.  If only they were all surly members pounding out dimes 24/7.  Damn shame.  

[Blotto 23,366]

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Right.  A 6 who bought some fake tits runs around in an outfit designed to show them off and she doesn't like the attention that gets her.  Sure.  

She was an aspiring social media influencer before she hit the goldmine with Baker. "Look at me" is all she knows. 

[Pimphand 5,547]

Glad to see Bowel Movement has found his emotional equal.

[Tex Long 4,308]

What was she saying? All I could hear was "look at my tits, aren't they great? Don't you want to lick my nipples?"

[n64ra 1,073]

58 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

What was she saying? All I could hear was "look at my tits, aren't they great? Don't you want to lick my nipples?"

While I had the volume off on my phone when I watched the video, I can confirm you heard correctly.

 

10 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Misery loves company.  Baker season is just fine.  Like the horns…

The end of the Browns - Chiefs game was my favorite part of the NFL this weekend.

Edited September 13, 2021 by n64ra

[wood 11,089]

Like I said, when it matters most ...

http://www.instagram.com/p/CTz0AnCpWYk/

 

I love his fanbois trying to defend him, saying he was just throwing it away. Even if he was, that was a beyond pathetic attempt and a poor decision. But it's nothing new.

Can't embed, so:

Edited September 14, 2021 by wood

[Sawbonz 27,257]

Can’t stand BM of course but the yard sale commercial made me chuckle

[Nivek 16,753]

What was she saying? All I could hear was "look at my tits, aren't they great? Don't you want to lick my nipples?"

It was the wrong way. Try if I can but I am only a man…

[ztejas 43,170]

35 minutes ago, wood said:

Like I said, when it matters most ...

http://www.instagram.com/p/CTz0AnCpWYk/

 

I love his fanbois trying to defend him, saying he was just throwing it away. Even if he was, that was a beyond pathetic attempt and a poor decision. But it's nothing new.

Can't embed, so:

He's good enough to get the ball out of bounds there if he wants, me thinks. I think he was trying to find that receiver like a dumbass.

[wood 11,089]

23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He's good enough to get the ball out of bounds there if he wants, me thinks. I think he was trying to find that receiver like a dumbass.

Yep. That's what I saw. Totally forced it. On 1st down too, iirc.

[ChiTownDoc 21,049]

He definitely has shitloads of room to improve.  But how surly said he and Kyler would do vs how they're actually doing... great track record around these parts.  We all suck at self awareness.  And OU just sucks, so there's that. 

[Tex Pete 20,098]

14 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He definitely has shitloads of room to improve.  But how surly said he and Kyler would do vs how they're actually doing... great track record around these parts.  We all suck at self awareness.  And OU just sucks, so there's that. 

They've both succeeded. At being unbearable pieces of shit. Which is, of course, fitting for sooner heoroes.

[Pimphand 5,547]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

They've both succeeded. At being unbearable pieces of shit. Which is, of course, fitting for sooner heoroes.

I mean Ewok hasn't been unbearable.  Bowel Movement not so much.

[tbone_ 14,016]

They've both succeeded. At being unbearable pieces of shit. Which is, of course, fitting for sooner heoroes.

I live in Phx. I haven’t noticed KM doing anything that bothered me since he showed up. Fucking guy can play qb though.

[Zeus 5,907]

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I mean Ewok hasn't been unbearable.  Bowel Movement not so much.

Yeah it hurts me but I root for Ewok man he does seem like a genuine good guy and it's crazy how well he's doing in the league at his size.

[Pig Bellmont 8,664]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He definitely has shitloads of room to improve.  But how surly said he and Kyler would do vs how they're actually doing... great track record around these parts.  We all suck at self awareness.  And OU just sucks, so there's that. 

How is it you feel Baker Mayfield is actually doing?

[ousux 5,581]

She was an aspiring social media influencer before she hit the goldmine with Baker. "Look at me" is all she knows. 

I hate the fact "social media influencer" is even a serious job description these days. I had a chick a couple years ago use that on her resume..looked it up and she had like 2800 followers on some keto/paleo/whatever the fuck fad diet thing.

[Nivek 16,753]

46 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I mean Ewok hasn't been unbearable.  Bowel Movement not so much.

Ewok weighs 40 lbs,  that is far from unbearable.

[wood 11,089]

13 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Ewok weighs 40 lbs,  that is far from unbearable.

Furk. BM's head alone weighs more than that...