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There is only one solution.

Personally, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Dak and he’d do fine in a legit organization that hasn’t rotted from the head down for 20 years. He was a fool for not going into free agency.

No one will ever overcome that wretched stink. You could put pat Mahomes on that team and the shitty culture would ruin him in no time.
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35 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

When he scored against the Giants yesterday and hit em with the Tommy Devito celebration I cackled pretty good.

It just cemented my option that he's a huge piece of shit. I have no proof, but I'm certain he fucks with cats.

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

What a family.

Baker is suing his father for the  $12,000,000 he apparently was bilked out of…..

https://www.kxan.com/sports/baker-mayfield-seeks-12m-in-lawsuit-against-his-fathers-company-alleges-breach-of-contract/

So we going with the narrative that he was raised wrong and that's why he's an asshole? I guess that works for me. 

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What kinda helmets are they buying for nearly $18,000?

 

You priced helmets lately?

The Vicis stuff goes for $1200 or so.   The higher end Riddells are around $500 each.   Retail pricing, and I'm sure he got some kind of discount.  But the days of $100 helmets for high school kids are long gone.

 

 

 

 

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How does a high school not have helmet costs in their budget? Sure they cost a lot but literally thousands of schools of all sizes and resources are supporting teams including costs of equipment. How is this particular school the only one that needs private donations? Or do schools regularly have private donations for this stuff only only Baker gets the headline?

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12 minutes ago, 'stache said:

How does a high school not have helmet costs in their budget? Sure they cost a lot but literally thousands of schools of all sizes and resources are supporting teams including costs of equipment. How is this particular school the only one that needs private donations? Or do schools regularly have private donations for this stuff only only Baker gets the headline?

 

Your giant programs with community and district support (Lake Travis, etc) sure.   They can cover that.  But you get down to A, 2A, 3A schools...they recondition helmets yearly.  They send them in to get checked out, and if they pass, they can reuse the shell yearly (up to 10 years).  If a helmet ever fails, then it has to get scrapped.

So, a small school like that might budget for a dozen helmets a year, with reconditioning for the rest of their inventory.   Yes, they could make up with pie suppers and other fund raisers, but schools generally just don't have that kind of cash flow to purchase 50 helmets a year.  Source:  I've had two former head coaches live down the street from me.  In the 90's, it would cost around $400 a kid for football.   Today, game pants are around $100 a pair, and jerseys around $70 each.  That's for something simple.  You want to look like Oregon?  Or go with sewn on numbers?  Prices are going to go up.  Helmets and shoulder pads have gone up quite a bit.

Now, I have no idea of the size or district/community support  of the school that Mayfield made the donation to.  But they needed the donation.  And there are hundreds more schools like that coast to coast.

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9 hours ago, RPM said:

It just cemented my option that he's a huge piece of shit. I have no proof, but I'm certain he fucks with cats.

Agreed. He’s out there celebrating like he’s beating peak Tom Brady when in reality he’s beating a dude who barely managed to unseat Daniel Jones on a 2 win Giants team.

 

That mocking is a prime example of Baker Mayfield being a cunt.

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3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Agreed. He’s out there celebrating like he’s beating peak Tom Brady when in reality he’s beating a dude who barely managed to unseat Daniel Jones on a 2 win Giants team.

 

That mocking is a prime example of Baker Mayfield being a cunt.

For real, DeVito is a fun story, even though he'll never be a big time QB, and the Giants are a truly pathetic franchise right now. It would be like if he were still at OU this year and he mocked the QB of the mighty Maine Black Bears in their non-conference matchup. Take the win and stop being a fucking cunt. 

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52 minutes ago, 'stache said:

For real, DeVito is a fun story, even though he'll never be a big time QB, and the Giants are a truly pathetic franchise right now. It would be like if he were still at OU this year and he mocked the QB of the mighty Maine Black Bears in their non-conference matchup. Take the win and stop being a fucking cunt. 

It is prime "chip on his shoulder" Mayfield BS.  All because he didn't get recruited by Big 12 schools and had to walk on.  they probably saw the height and the douchenozzle factor and avoided.  he hooked up with Riley/Oklahoma at the right time.  you can take the douchenozzle out of oklahoma but you can't take the oklahoma out of the douchenozzle.  Faker Mayfield he will be forever.

 

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

For real, DeVito is a fun story, even though he'll never be a big time QB, and the Giants are a truly pathetic franchise right now. It would be like if he were still at OU this year and he mocked the QB of the mighty Maine Black Bears in their non-conference matchup. Take the win and stop being a fucking cunt. 

Agree.  Giants suck ass and got blown out. Devito is an unlikely starter just trying to hang on in the league and his “celebration” as far as I know is just about his NY Italian heritage.  It’s not a slight to anyone.  To mock a guy who’s likely gonna be selling insurance soon seems like an Uber dick move.  But that’s Baker.  Fuck that asshole.  Trash like he’s always been.  

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Agreed. He’s out there celebrating like he’s beating peak Tom Brady when in reality he’s beating a dude who barely managed to unseat Daniel Jones on a 2 win Giants team.
 
That mocking is a prime example of Baker Mayfield being a cunt.
Meh. The Giants deserved to be mocked at any given chance. Good for him.
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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

What sort of FLORIDA high school is playing a football state championship before Thanksgiving????

Google tells me there is the Florida High School Athletic Association (FHSAA), which looks to be the Florida equivalent to the UIL.  There is also the Sunshine State Athletic Associate (SSAA) which, judging by the names of the schools shown in its football playoff brackets, is Florida's version of TAPPS.  This school that was the beneficiary of Mayfield's donation participates in the SSAA in its Atlantic Coast Division.  There are only 15 total teams listed and only 8 teams in the playoff bracket.  So this Space Coast school may have won a state title but I don't think anyone is going to consider it the equal of a FHSAA state title.  Those playoffs, by the way, are at the state quarterfinal round right now.

It is fair to say that while the ESPN staff writer did not lie in her article, she maybe perhaps over-sold what exactly the team accomplished.

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14 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:
Agreed. He’s out there celebrating like he’s beating peak Tom Brady when in reality he’s beating a dude who barely managed to unseat Daniel Jones on a 2 win Giants team.
 
That mocking is a prime example of Baker Mayfield being a cunt.

Meh. The Giants deserved to be mocked at any given chance. Good for him.

I question the intelligence of anyone taking Baker Mayfield’s side.

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19 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Also, didn't Drew Brees famously sue his own mom? I'm sure that was different though right?

 

Probably just a Lakeway thing. Family reunions must be fun.

LOL at comparing brees with baker mayfield. Brees threatened to sue his mom but never did. It's weird enough to like baker mayfield but to slander an actual good dude while defending a douche bag is heinous. 

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23 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

LOL at comparing brees with baker mayfield. Brees threatened to sue his mom but never did. It's weird enough to like baker mayfield but to slander an actual good dude while defending a douche bag is heinous. 

You've never met these dudes lmao

Why are sports fans so weird? We will clown actual good athletes endlessly calling them a choker or saying they get carried. But then we wanna get all precious about Tommy Salami or whatever the fuck that scrubs name is. Yall are hilarious. And hating someone purely because they went to a rival school is aggie as fuck behavior. Guy has been in the NFL for like 8 years now you can let it go.

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33 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

You've never met these dudes lmao

Why are sports fans so weird? We will clown actual good athletes endlessly calling them a choker or saying they get carried. But then we wanna get all precious about Tommy Salami or whatever the fuck that scrubs name is. Yall are hilarious. And hating someone purely because they went to a rival school is aggie as fuck behavior. Guy has been in the NFL for like 8 years now you can let it go.

Fuck Baker Mayfield forever. This was a little over a month ago. What a bitch-made bitch. 

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5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck Baker Mayfield forever. This was a little over a month ago. What a bitch-made bitch. 

I legitimately couldn't give less of a shit man. The Browns cast this dude aside after he played hurt for them for a serial rapist and all he did was go earn another chance. Didn't complain at all. That tells me more than some stupid flag planting smack talk from a college football rivalry.

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5 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I legitimately couldn't give less of a shit man. The Browns cast this dude aside after he played hurt for them for a serial rapist and all he did was go earn another chance. Didn't complain at all. That tells me more than some stupid flag planting smack talk from a college football rivalry.

Its not that he's talking shit it's that he's a fucking douchebag. People didn't like him before he went to OU. It has a little to do with OU and more that he's just in general a fucking douche. 

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its not that he's talking shit it's that he's a fucking douchebag. People didn't like him before he went to OU. It has a little to do with OU and more that he's just in general a fucking douche. 

Yall are precious....I'm sure most of these dudes have a pretty huge douche streak. His teammates seem to love him so they must be a bunch of douches too.

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No hes a douche who ran away from cops, repeatedly does douche look at me behavior and isn't this awesome guy who everyone wants to have around. 

You know he's not a stranger around Lake Travis right? He's been a douchebag for a very long time. 

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No hes a douche who ran away from cops, repeatedly does douche look at me behavior and isn't this awesome guy who everyone wants to have around. 

You know he's not a stranger around Lake Travis right? He's been a douchebag for a very long time. 

Running away from cops, yeah we've never had a player do that ever. Nope not us. And definitely not a highly rated defensive lineman just this past year.

 

I also like how this is said as if Lake Travis is some glimmering community filled with quality people. It's lake trash dude. They steal from and sue each other all the time. This guy's dad literally stole money from him lol.

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8 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Running away from cops, yeah we've never had a player do that ever. Nope not us. And definitely not a highly rated defensive lineman just this past year.

 

I also like how this is said as if Lake Travis is some glimmering community filled with quality people. It's lake trash dude. They steal from and sue each other all the time. This guy's dad literally stole money from him lol.

The dude who got kicked off the team? You seem to be completely in love with this guy and it's weird frankly. 

I brought up LT precisely for the fact that hes been a douche since before tech. WTF is your strange fascination with defending this guy in a "is a piece of shit catchall" thread? Go start a gargling his balls and carrying his fucking water thread if you want im sure the traffic and engagement will be super high. 

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1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

You've never met these dudes lmao

Why are sports fans so weird? We will clown actual good athletes endlessly calling them a choker or saying they get carried. But then we wanna get all precious about Tommy Salami or whatever the fuck that scrubs name is. Yall are hilarious. And hating someone purely because they went to a rival school is aggie as fuck behavior. Guy has been in the NFL for like 8 years now you can let it go.

The piece of fuck fluff you’re defending won’t let it go, so fuck him and the horse he rode in on. Fuck those who defend him. Fuck those who support him.

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1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Yall are precious....I'm sure most of these dudes have a pretty huge douche streak. His teammates seem to love him so they must be a bunch of douches too.

He has publicly kissed joe mixon's ass many, many times over the years and that dude is a massive woman beating piece of shit. The players at Texas loved charlie strong, that didn't make him less of an idiot. 

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

The dude who got kicked off the team? You seem to be completely in love with this guy and it's weird frankly. 

I brought up LT precisely for the fact that hes been a douche since before tech. WTF is your strange fascination with defending this guy in a "is a piece of shit catchall" thread? Go start a gargling his balls and carrying his fucking water thread if you want im sure the traffic and engagement will be super high. 

You guys are like weirdly triggered by this guy and it fascinates me. The literal only people who have a stick up their ass about Baker Mayfield are Texas fans. Everyone else is fine with the guy.

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