Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[Tex Long 4661]

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[Chopper 17431]

There's a rumor in Norman that if you look closely at this video you can see Mayfield doing the horns down.

 

[phdhorn 6225]

12 minutes ago, Chopper said:

There's a rumor in Norman that if you look closely at this video you can see Mayfield doing the horns down.

 

1)  I never really noticed before, but man did he get his face planted on the wall?  Holy shit, lol.
2) B&E today talked about report that he was teaching kids the horns down at his 1-day camp at LTHS.  Whatever.

[Tex Long 4661]

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

1)  I never really noticed before, but man did he get his face planted on the wall?  Holy shit, lol.
2) B&E today talked about report that he was teaching kids the horns down at his 1-day camp at LTHS.  Whatever.

Looked to me like he ate a mouthful of dirt, but you can't rule out faceplantificationalness on that tackle.

[ztejas 44228]

15 hours ago, torre said:

 effin' douche  !

 

 Caught up with Baker Mayfield at his kids camp in Lake Travis last Friday, and there’s one thing you can always count on: Baker is going to be Baker. Say what you will about the Cleveland Browns quarterback, he is confident beyond words, he says what he feels and he usually backs it up. He taught the campers how to do the “Horns Down” and later told me he’s not going to stop throwing them down. “Always. That’s not going to change,” he said. He said he attempted to change Cavaliers senior quarterback and Longhorns commit Hudson Card’s mind and convince him to be a Sooner. “Trust me, I’ve tried. I don’t know if that’s tampering or what it’s called.” So can new Sooners quarterback Jalen Hurts continue the streak and become the third consecutive OU quarterback to win a Heisman? “That’d be something unreal,” he said. “But he’s a got a strong chance. He’ll have a strong team around him.” Finally, will the Browns be in the next Super Bowl? “We’ll see.”

https://www.statesman.com/sports/20190618/bohls-mayfield-already-cracks-my-top-10-in-talent-confidence

Has anyone from LT played for OU besides Baker? 

[Nivek 17408]

I like how he had to teach people to do the horns down. Maybe in 5 years they can move on to tying shoes laces.

[mr.goodkat 469]

i'm not irked with mayfield in the slightest for this . a snake is gonna bite , a thorn is gonna poke , a douche bag is gonna douche.  just the lay of the land but that cock sucker kunt   has to give it credibility by talking about it ? i'm positive it would have  policed itself . how thick is the contingent of sooners at lake travis ? contrarian for contrarians sake . WE FUCKING GET IT YOU ARE NOT A HOMER . but why does he  hate Texas ? fuck that guy . and fuck chip brown . and ou sucks 

[torre 1298]

48 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Has anyone from LT played for OU besides Baker? 

Can't recall anyone,  but don't closely follow their roster.

[phdhorn 6225]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Has anyone from LT played for OU besides Baker? 

No.

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Deej 77813]

Honestly, I wouldn't feel badly if he got Theismann'd.

[hookem17 485]

15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

What a bitch. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Karma is going to be fun to watch 

[happyhookem 224]

On 6/17/2019 at 6:49 PM, Royale with cheese said:

Where the hell have you been for the last 10 years? This cocksucker has hated the 'Horns for as long as he's been at the Austin American-Communist.

 

And that's been a loooong time.

[happyhookem 224]

9 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

He already knows how to suck dick.  He was taught by his coach Bob Stoops.

 

Needs a little work on how to run from the cops, though.

[RoundRobin 828]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

That kind of immaturity is embarrassing. 

[SurlyBDR 23153]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

[TexasMan 11452]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Certain posters in this thread:

"Isn't he so great guys? 😍😍😍"

[Zavala 1384]

Hey guys lay off him this month..

[TexasMan 11452]

 

[Zavala 1384]

Successful?

Yeah, uh...

[Deej 77813]

Sam has yet to be tackled by the cops.

[LTtxfan 49996]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Sam has yet to be tackled by the cops.

 

 

[Deej 77813]

Never gets old.

[tbone_ 14442]

He’s a cunt. Always has been. Probably always will be. Wgaf.

[TrashMaster G 18082]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Sam has yet to be tackled by the cops.

One of you Twitterheads needs to make this point.

And, man, Mayfield is a major twatwaffle.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Anybody care to guess how many fucks Ehlinger gives about Mayfield's opinion?

[LTtxfan 49996]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Anybody care to guess how many fucks Ehlinger gives about Mayfield's opinion?

[Carl Spackler 3615]

I'll be hoping that whoever plays the Browns inflicts some major pain on that jackass. 

[Tex Pete 21486]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

Honestly, I wouldn't feel badly if he got Theismann'd.

...by a semi.

Baker is and always has been a classless piece of shit. Since the day his mom birthed him in a toilet. The perfect representative of that clown college in Norman. 

[UDontKnow 10571]

I am looking forward to the December 15th game between the Cardinals and the Browns. I hope Coach Bro can have his defense stick to that ass banjo Mayfield.

[runthebone 8376]

That bitch can go fuck himself.

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

Got damn.  Baker fast forwards to October.  I thought only TxPete harbored that real hate.  

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

This dude is not the smartest.

If the Browns struggle this year against big expectations, watch the media crash in on him. Wouldn’t be pretty.

[Guest]

Any folks still giving this twatnozzle the benefit of the doubt that Kingsbury mistreated him?

[hpslugga 4097]

This guy is like Tom Tucker.

”Pay attention to me, I’m trying to ruin you!”

[Armybrat 41399]

Sam Bradford should give him some advice on how to act like a man.

Bet he does donuts on the streets in Cleveland on Friday nights.

[Pam Cummings 9868]

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I've defended Mayfield in the past as he is obviously very passionate, but this reeks of insecurity and immaturity. 

[Eastwood 4394]

I'll be hoping that whoever plays the Browns inflicts some major pain on that jackass. 

DeShon Elliot, PJ Locke, and Malik Jefferson all get two cracks at him this year.

[Mez2 4048]

He's a faget

[Nivek 17408]

They should fight.

[Native Horn 3581]

Undercard for Cruise/Bieber?

[Tex Pete 21486]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Any folks still giving this twatnozzle the benefit of the doubt that Kingsbury mistreated him?

No. He’s been hateable from the start. A chainsaw accident that takes both hands would be good. Then Baker could be OU’s Roy Munson. 

[Armybrat 41399]

5 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Undercard for Cruise/Bieber?

And have Sam dress up like a cop.

[Hank_Hill 20030]

The amount of times he’s mentioned Ehlinger not beating his high school team when he wasn’t playing there is fucking embarrassing.

[Chad 1728]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Any folks still giving this twatnozzle the benefit of the doubt that Kingsbury mistreated him?

Has anyone that wasn't a sooner ever given him the benefit of the doubt?

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Chad said:

Has anyone that wasn't a sooner ever given him the benefit of the doubt?

Probably not now, but on TOS when all of that went down, it wasn't just Gooner fans piling on in defense of Mayfield and how cKK had done him so wrong.  

Edited June 20, 2019 by slorch

[Capn81 397]

The amount of times he’s mentioned Ehlinger not beating his high school team when he wasn’t playing there is fucking embarrassing.

Right? I mean how big of a loser do you have to be making millions, and still give a fuck about high school. I used to give Baker shit just because he was a sooner, but now I do so because he is just pathetic.

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

6 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

I am looking forward to the December 15th game between the Cardinals and the Browns. I hope Coach Bro can have his defense stick to that ass banjo Mayfield.

NFL.....   You can't even look at the QB now without a flag being thrown and fines being levied.  So don't put too much hope in this occurring.  

The SOB will self implode sooner or later like another Prima donna of a QB out of Tivy High School in Kerrville, Texas.    The question  I have, will Lake Travis one day disown Baker much like Kerrville did with Johnny.?   Or is the douce bag attitude kind of the the MO of the Lake Travis area.  

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

This is the same shit he did last year starting an imaginary thing with his former coach.  He’s a cynical little WWE/PT Barnum huckster and he knows this kind of thing plays to his base.  They like his “fire” and “competitive spirit” without realizing he’s treating them like marks.